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You don't have long hair? What are you, gay?

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You don't have long hair? What are you, gay?
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>>734194647
The 1970s has ended brah
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dudes with long hair should hang themselves on it :)
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>>734194756
Need just a little bit more length to affix it to something
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>>734194647
Look ma I'm an anime.
But seriously I need a haircut.
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>>734194938
You're at that awkward length where it's longish but it hasn't gotten to full 'long' length. Just wait it out bro, you'll be there in no time
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>>734194647
You could grow more facial hair and then styleyour hair like a heavy metal head even get some tattoos
Nobody would want to fuck around with you then
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Since you faggot have hair as long as that
Why not get this
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>>734195011
>You could grow more facial hair and then styleyour hair like a heavy metal head even get some tattoos. Nobody would want to fuck around with you then.
Sounds like a great idea anon. Unfortunately I'm a bit of a testosteronelet so I struggle to grow facial hair. What you're seeing in the OP is basically a month without shaving. Maybe when I'm older I'll be able to grow more (18 now). Is there any hope for me?

>>734195043
But then I would have to shave my precious sides and fully commit to that hairstyle
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>>734195158
Most traps would be jealous of that hair.
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>>734195427
>tfw the traps of /b/ will never have soft silky rapunzel hair
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>>734195642
Quads and you cut it off
Well half of it
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>>734195690
>>>734195642
>Quads and you cut it off
>Well half of it
Roll
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>>734195703
>>>734195690 (You)
>>>>734195642
>>Quads and you cut it off
>>Well half of it
>Roll
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>>734195718
>>>734195703 (You)
>>>>734195690 (You)
>>>>>734195642
>>>Quads and you cut it off
>>>Well half of it
>>Roll
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>>734195739
>>>734195718 (You)
>>>>734195703 (You)
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>>>>>>734195642
>>>>Quads and you cut it off
>>>>Well half of it
>>>Roll
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>>734195753
>>>734195739 (You)
>>>>734195718 (You)
>>>>>734195703 (You)
>>>>>>734195690 (You)
>>>>>>>734195642
>>>>>Quads and you cut it off
>>>>>Well half of it
>>>>Roll
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>>734195770
>>>734195753 (You)
>>>>734195739 (You)
>>>>>734195718 (You)
>>>>>>734195703 (You)
>>>>>>>734195690 (You)
>>>>>>>>734195642
>>>>>>Quads and you cut it off
>>>>>>Well half of it
>>>>>Roll
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>>734194647
God damn you are one ugly motherfucker!
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>>734195799
Don't be mean ;~;

>>734195690
>>734195703
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>>734195739
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>>734195780
>rolling as if I'm actually going to do it
I'd do it if some rich anon paid me a million though
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>>734195780
Roll
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>>734194647
Grow a fucking beard you pussy
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>>734195899
>>>734195799
>Don't be mean ;~;
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>>rolling as if I'm actually going to do it
>I'd do it if some rich anon paid me a million though
Since you got dubs pull out 2 hairs
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>>734195965
See >>734195158
>Unfortunately I'm a bit of a testosteronelet so I struggle to grow facial hair. What you're seeing in the OP is basically a month without shaving. Maybe when I'm older I'll be able to grow more (18 now).
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>>734196018
Kek
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>>734196018
I'm 19
And I couldn't grow anything when I was 18
Now I have to share very week
Also shave my balls every week
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>>734196100
Hi I'm randy I'm 31 and I look like a terrorist
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>>734196018
Find some girly clothes
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>>734194647
Srsly you look awkward
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>>734196329
I legit have asperger's so hearing that is no surprise
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>>734196183
I bet you are

I bet you never shaved in your life
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>>734196018
Just become an trap
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>>734196696
I would never pass, I'm cursed with being over 6 foot and with an enormous penis. Why is life so cruel :(
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>>734194647
Get fucked faggot you're not even metal
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>>734196793
You look like perfect trap material though.
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>>itt grow hair
>>not metal

your mom know you are homossexual.

also dubs
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>>734196793
Do iiiiit, tol grils are hawt
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>>734196841
>he's a shitty wavey-haired
wew fight me mate
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>>734197117
Christ he has more hair than I thoght.
I'll have to use my backup plan

It's naturally wavy

Submit.

How's the night straight hair?
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>>734197117
totally gay. leave this thread faggot
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>>734196018
Become a trap, you are suited for it.
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>>734196594
I shave just to keep the shape of my beard and I trim it
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>>734194647
Your hair is gorgeous but you are ugly as sin. Such a waste
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>>734197314
Read the title of the bread and suck a wet fart out of your grandmas ass and hold it in like a bong hit you little bitch
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>>734197350
I wasn't talking about that
U was talking about your body you monkey
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>>734197352
>you are ugly as sin
Are you sure? >>734195899
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>>734195158
>Maybe when I'm older I'll be able to grow more (18 now)
yes
beards come a bit late sometimes
some men get a beard with 15 and others take much longer
my beard started to grow not that long ago around the time im turned 21
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>>734197352
I swear I thought the same@ What a waste of nice hair...hah
>>734194647
kys faggot
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Someone cock tribute that faggot
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>>734197428
I stand corrected. Damn the magic of a shitty mustache.
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>>734197352
Kek

Come on then handsome. Show us your luscious cock then faggot?
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>>734197488
I fucking hate you and I'm not even OP.
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>>734197399
You want my body? ... gay

But seriously good kek on you part but how do you know what a terroristshame physical appearance looks like? They have a tenancy to go boom
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>>734197550
See
>>734197526
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>>734194647
>What are you, gay?
yes
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>>734197620
/thread
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>>734197603
All is forgiven.

See

>my erect man statue.jpg
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>>734197699
Needs more tanning lotion
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>>734197741
Yes plz
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>>734197526
Maybe it means facial hair wouldn't suit me then. Or maybe it would but only when it's a full on beard so I can rock the metal look

>it'sa me, luigi!
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>>734197590
Oh my~ Whys this? What did I do to you?
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>>734197806
Her dis 4 yoooh
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>>734197826
Long hair doesn't suit you a beard will not suit you, life probably won't suit you
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>>734195642
tfw its already falling out whereas my tranny hair is growing further in. its soft, silky, curly
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>>734197826
Possibly. Possibly not. I had the same problem when I was your age. Everything I grew on my face looked like shit. I hit 23-24 and BOOM beard fairy arrives. Try out the smooth look for a couple years and give the facial hair another try.

But no, gorgeous hair and you are a looker. 7/10 would bend over and make squeal
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>>734197844
I just think he looks rad.

I'd smoke meth with him any day
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>>734197932
I love it anon. You really shouldn't have :)
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>>734195899
did you literally just go to have a shave?
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>>734198055
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>>734198150
Love it
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>>734194647
Why? Like, do you want to be called a faggot in public?
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>>734198305
By who?
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>>734198305
All I want is to be kawai tbh
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>>734198374
It isn't working imma tbh on this
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Had hair down to my ass when I was 18. I'm 30 now and keep it short.

Honestly long hair only looks good on instagram. IRL it just looks like crap most of the time on dudes.
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>>734198374
Success.

Do you have an aids partner yet?
As a straight guy, I would defs fuck you on the down low.
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>>734198444
Trips demands an answer nigger.
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>>734198444
>Do you have an aids partner yet?
Not yet, I'm a pure unspoiled virgin

>discreetly covering moustache
Imma shave that shit off
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>>734195158
>18 now
nudes?
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>>734198789
>unspoiled virgin
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>>734195642
As much as i was gunna troll. Ive got my hair just past my shoulder!!! Haha ill prob cut it soon but love the stash and hair my friend haha
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>>734196018
Are u a tran?? Jw or loli?
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>>734199016
>Ive got my hair just past my shoulder!!!
Post pic
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>>734199078
Not a tran but I am a a feminine bitch.

>Jw or loli?
Fortunately not a Jew, unfortunately not a loli
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>>734199237
I like you. We can be friends
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>>734199338
:)
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>>734199108
This anon agrees
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>>734199338
What if he said he was Jewish?
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>>734199666
Satan trips checked

>>734199826
Probably something along the lines of sieg heil
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>>734197826
see? that is the reason i let my hair long
to make fake mustache with it.

and feel like mario or luigi.
[spoiler]wanted to donate my hair for people with cancer or leukemia , but then you see those sex dolls with wigs and you discover that most wigs end up as accesory for sex dolls[/spoiler]
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You're transitioning very nicely soon you'll be the girl you always wanted to be
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>>734195000
>>734198444
>>734199666
>>734200555
Damn is this a get thread?
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>>734200748
It is now
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>>734198144
Nah that's an old pic, the best I've ever taken
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bumperoo
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cods?
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