/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

CHCH reporting in.

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>>734191480
woop woop

>>734191639

Pretty mean pea soup fog out north of town this morning

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>>734191480

WGNT Reporting in.

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chch here
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE edition.

nudes vola?

What's happening in welly tonight?

>>734192452
Bump

>>734192475
Shit all

Some islander cunt on the bus almost died from hypoglycemia but the stupid fucking arab doctor in his country saved his ass. Disappointed, was hoping the fat cunt would die.

>>734192410
Do you just abuse cats for kitty reaction gifs?

>>734192528
My gf started working as an escort tonight

>>734192639
What's her number and how much?

Also pics.

>>734192639
Guts

>>734192699
this

>>734192639
cuck

>>734192639

Never fucked an escort, only hookers. Maybe one day Ill win the lottery and bang your girlfriend

>>734192586
NEVER
>>734192639
CUCK

>>734192845
LOUD NOISES

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>>734192845
the capitalization of that makes me think you do

>>734192778
Hooker escort whore, same thing

>>734191480
>Why are IDs even gone?
>CHCH reporting in.
copy paste mother fuckers...

What did you guys have for Dinner?

>>734193018
>>>734191480 (OP)
>>Why are IDs even gone?
>>CHCH reporting in.
>copy paste mother fuckers...

>>734193083
haha yeah,

>>734192699
>>734192748
second that
if you're not ok with giving someone her number then you're not okay with it all
give number or dump her

>>734193058
a creampie from the gf's pussy after she came back from a successful night of escorting

>>734193006

Id just expect a higher level of service from an escort. With a hooker its just blow and go. Id expect an escort to have a personality, or at least a little class

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>>734192948
nah I love cats. I have my own wee black man on my bed right now.

>>734193130
am i a cuck for being aroused after reading that?

>>734193169
You're literally giving that cat cancer

>>734193262
Now now. You were a cuck before then.

I want to make swords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D05Uhk-xB8

>>734193125
Natalie at dreamgirls, go have a turn

https://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2017/05/sorry-winston-wrong-one/
cmon goys,
at least try...

>>734191480
were dem dunners nudes at

Its ja boi, Big D
protip: i have a small d

Whaddup home skillets, christchurch getting all up in here.

what going on other chch cats, got any drugs?

rest of you kents in the north island can far cough.

Whaddup dunedin, you all good in my books, get them trucks on in here.

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>>734193380
Well, he lost my vote. I give no fucks about religion and I live in Auckland, as does most of the country.
Also Christchurch sucks and there's literally no cool people who live there.

>>734193262
Probably just a less masculine man than usual. Maybe you have low testosterone.

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Getting Nudes asap

>>734193471

"No cool people". Thats where you're wrong, im friggin cool as heck, bro.

Not a raging faggot like you

>>734193589
Prove it. Do something cool.

>>734193631

Ok. Check the news in 45 minutes, search for riccarton bus depot

>>734193631

Do something cool? Fuck you're a demanding cunt. No wonder people hate auckland.

>>734193491
i have a higher testosterone level than you faggot

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I just had anal with 4 different girls in the last month no lies 19 yrs old (is aids kill?)

>>734193702
You're on nigger.
>>734193706
Aucklanders hate out of Aucklanders because they think they're better than everyone else for not living in Auckland.

Where the weed at newtown here

>>734193752

Oh man, once i did anal with a chick and a pooped shit out my dick.

>>734192410
This post made me smile.

>>734193058
Made my own pizza. Honey chicken with a runny egg.

>>734193853
holly shit man for real that's never happened to me i'm kinda lucky all the chicks i poo pushed are clean waxed and no sign of poo particles

What happened with the guy who was getting fucked by a tranny hooker on Sunday?

>>734194020

Hes done a hard conversion to the darkside, and now he hangs around on /lgbt/

>>734194121
I told him it was a bad idea

>>734193363
services
>doubles
>fetish
>bi doubles (i.e. other couples)
>GF EXPERIENCE
that's not even the kind of shit you can rationalise as 'just allowing herself to be meaninglessly fucked for money'. she's literally behaving as another man's girlfriend and having threesomes with other people.

i bet she enjoys the fuck out of it. have you asked her if she's orgasmed on the job yet?

>>734194020
apparently he died

>>734194174
Good way to put it, she hasn't said she has but it's more than likely

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Who in palmy?

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>>734194211
N-nani?

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>>734194016
Nigga unless you have x-ray vison you don't know what's up there fam.

>>734194472
If you watch her have an enema and then beads her anus for prep you know

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>>734194472
>>734194437
RIP in piece

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>>734191480
Upper Hurt reporting in here have some OC

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>>734194614
step it up

>>734194255
you should probly do something about that fam
also try to never again ignore reality for the sake of comfort, the truth will always make it self apparent eventually

>>734194737
Well said

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>>734194658

>>734194614
Is it upper hurt because it hurts to live there?

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>>734194658
>>734194991

>>734195121
It makes me happy that I made a thing other people are sharing, this is the first time ever I have done something memeworthy

>>734194265

I can be. What u up to these days?

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Dunners reporting.

On that post-breakdown numbness rn, kinda okay, but so exhausted. How's your night going?
>couldn't afford my regular

Perfect woman

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/IamyourQueen000

>>734195910
Seems like a trap to me, anon

>>734195157

you've dishonoured the map, anon

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lower hutt reporting in nigga

>>734196040
Oh no, I just capped it.

>>734196330
Naenae here nigga

someone post pic of nate

>>734196579
Who's your mate? And why would I have a pic of him?

>>734196579
fucking who?

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>>734196494
yeah the boys im wainui

Dunedin reporting. fuck we're late to post tonight.

>>734195772
Ayy cunt how's it going tonight?


a bonus from my day is i didnt run out of gas today on the trip to polytech and made it to mobil just as the car ran out kek

>>734195121
kek

>>734195157
nice MS paint skillz nigga

Its midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember the last time I fell asleep before 2am.

>>734198108
4000 hours in paint

>>734197849
It's going. You?
GG WP, living the risky life running it out though

>>734198366
Yeah yeah same old assignments and shit haha, fucking risky, didnt plan on it but money doesnt grow on trees and my parents took their time to help a nigga out

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KAP coast rolling in this bitch

>>734198807
No sir. I dont like it

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>>734199329
post the horse

>>734199868
Ty. Now I can save it for next time

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>>734194174
Anyone have a turn?

>>734200653
timestamp her

>>734200653
>kids toys
>dirty old rug
>weak ass with g-string
bit of a turn off mate

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>>734202686
>>734202998
>>734203305
Oh daddy Hitler-kun, fill up my concentration camp with your jews UGUUUU~~~~