why don't i have a gf /b/

You look like my boyfriend.

>>734189085
Because you are crying alone in a dark room in the middle of the night instead of getting a good night sleep waking up drinking coffee and going to a job to make money so you can move out of your parents basement.
You are basically still a child.
Stop fucking crying.
Get a Job.
Get your own place.
Stop being a child.

Your sitting in a dark room crying because you cant get no bitches man the fuck up go on a dating site dont have a mind set that your just looking to fuck a girl. Take your time find some good pussi i was 27 when I found mine

>>734189085
Because you are a faggot

Put some more effort into your looks.

Because fat faggot manbabies are no woman's fetish. Suck it up, lose some weight, and hit up a club. You'd be surprised how easy it is if you apply yourself.

>>734189855
checked

>>734189662
This made me kek, but in all honesty, this. Stop crying like a little fag. Any bitch that sees u cry will never come close to u. Ur supposed to be the one making them cry with ur cock - no matter what the size.

Also, until you're happy with yourself, you'll never ever be attractive to women, so do that first.

>>734189085
Because you're wasting your time here.

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Maybe if you stop being a faggot and actually do something with your life, you could get some mad pussy

>>734189855
>>734189866
Oh my god

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>>734189855
>>734189866

>>734189855
>>734189866
zckehed

>>734189085
You don't want a girlfriend. What you need is a good fuck, so go find a prostitute.

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Me

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>>734189855
>>734189866

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>>734189855
>>734189866
not impressed

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>>734189966
Whoa, I rolled dub dubs. What madness is this bread?

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>>734190024
we're rating the dubs not your life

>>734190024
I was second dubs and yeah I don't care about dubs or about you.

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Dude life fuckin sucks sometimes. I and many others know what it' like to not have that special someone to lay next to at night. shit dude i feel like that too right now. but bro just trust in the journey. dont change yourself for someone else. we'd all love a 10/10 babe but it wont happen for all of us if im being honest. just be yourself. true love is about giving your heart a boner, not your cock.

>>734189855
>>734189866
The fuck?

>>734190258
i don't want a 10/10, just someone

>>734189085
Because you're a whiny little bitch

>>734190258
Hey

Fuck you. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>734190500
Then stop crying like a little fag and go find a group of fat bitches and eat some of the cheese between their legs

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>>734189866

>>734190554
You don't need a fat bitch.
You can get a 10.
Just follow >>734189662
and maybe take a walk once in a while.

>>734190258
Oh look....another whiny little bitch

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>>734189855
>>734189866

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>>734189855
>>734189866

>>734190622
>>734190711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

>>734190711
>>734189855
>>734189866
was bound to happen tho

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>>734190899

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>>734189855
>>734189866

>>734189085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI

Because you didn't put forth the effort for a girl of your choice to desire being your girlfriend, and to initiate and sustain said relationship with this girl.
I tell you this, because it's why I don't have a girlfriend. As my dad would quote from an old coworker, "If you fail to plan, your plan will fail."

>>734189085
as OP and faggot, you should be looking for a man, not a female

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>>734189855
>>734189866
>>734190899

>>734189085
Go to the gym.
Have a place.
Have a bed.
Wear a condom.

You don't want a gf you want to fuck hot bitches and keep the one that makes you the best eggs in the morning with the least amount of pillow talk.

My advise, don't seek a gf, look for good sex after you get your self respect and take care of yourself for a while.

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>>734190258
>True love is about giving your heart a boner, not your cock
>giving your cock a boner
The fuck are you trying to say?
>>734190526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcf4yS5_aiI

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>>734191339
Fuck you too

>>734191224
This. Once I realized I didn't really need the stupid bull shit idea of holding onto one girl I became enlightened anon. You are all you have at the end of the day, so if you really don't want to remake this thread the move is as follows
>Lift
>Cardio after weights
>Eat at caloric defecit
>Drink protein milk between workouts/meals
Simple guide to getting off /b/ and into the fire, but feel free to visit

>>734189855
>>734189866
Holy fuck witnessed

>>734189085
well I can tell you honestly but it would be like a gut punch

such a quick derail

I wonder how OP is feeling right now if he hasnt died from all the bitch crying

>>734192513
Tell me then, I'm curious.

>>734192594
you seem like a cry baby bitch like the type that would upload a picture of himself crying to facebook, get the reactions he was craving, and try the same shit on /b/

youre a fucking schmuck desperate for an easy answer and the sympathy of everyone you can get it from you lack any testicular fortitude to follow any suggestions choosing to rack them up rather than read em consequently giving off a beta aura that any self respecting woman would easily pic up on and be repelled by

you need some soul searching first maybe some long, weight dropping, backpacking trip that would take you away from all the pathetic sympathy youve collected and leave you alone with your real thoughts

I know deep under all that fat there is still an ounce of man that can jump start a metamorphosis from beta to something worth dating

also youre ugly

>>734192883
>tfw /b/ is better at life advices than any mainstream social medias.

>>734192883
Ill also add that girls under the age of 13 dont apply so if all else fails, consider full time pedophilia

>>734193077
yep

better than any mainstream media

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>>734192883
I see this same thread every night, and there's always a bunch of idiots spewing shit.

If OP is real, srsly, why are you asking the bunch of losers and degenerates browsing /b/? Go to a damn counselor and get your shit straight.

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>>734193196
Aren't you the grain of salt in the sandbox

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>>734193336
This Carl has touched me on an existential level. You know me well, anon

>>734193451
Fuck your shitty metaphor and kill yourself

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>>734189855
>>734189866