Late Night Vocaroo Thread I will read anything you write out.

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself

>>734167702
if if if if if if I were to say that every Muslim is represented the actions of this one, then I would be.. uh.....greatly mistaken

>>734167966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCwfDR7N0i
>>734168180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q4IduIdYa6

>>734167702
i love my lolis but there is something that i love more then all of the lolis porn my true love is my cat

>>734167702
Scream "nigger" in the most fucking furious tone and volume possible. Really let it out.

MOM! I ONLY PRETEND TO BE GAY

>>734168515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17U7Ld5r8xM
>>734168556
I have room mates so this is the best I can do for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N2UxftUj9V
>>734168655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WrxZs9GrIt

YES BROTHER SAN!

*LOUD SENSUAL MOANING*

POUND YOUR POWERFUL PECKER INTO MY PENTRATED PLOW HOLE! I CAN FEEL YOUR POWER WELLING INSIDE ME WITH EVERY THUNDDROUS THRUST!

*MOANING INTENSELY*

IT IS NEARING THE PROMISED TIME MY BROTHER! YOU WILL SOON LET LOOSE A MIGHTY EJACULATION WITHIN ME AND FLOOD MY EAGER HOLE WITH YOUR SEEEEEEEEEED! NOW BROTHER FULLFILL OUR PACT AND CUM WITHIN ME YES

*SENSUAL LOUD SCREECHING*

FILL ME WITH YOUR CUM BROTHER!
YES BROTHER!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

>>734168762
thank op you maid my day and i must say you voice is quite sexy no homo

>>734168762
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N2UxftUj9V
I am so happy!

lookin' for a good time (sensually)

>>734168937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VIxIB45zo0
>>734169112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iM3AW8inCY

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>>734167702
pls say as many as you can

Baka!! Rape my Asshole Oni-Chan

Run As Much as you like...I'll find you and make you my husband...well have so many kids together

nigger digger autismo city is in the fidget spinner get out and do a great nigger salad ketchup

I'm 12, and what is this?

>>734167702
Du fragst dich jeden Tag,
Ob du wirklich hierher gehörst.
Ist es wirklich dein Leben?
Du würdest so gern weg von hier,
Doch du weißt nicht, wohin du willst.

>>734169385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m2XyMrkPpW
>>734169430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vEgNLTuhfR
>>734169492
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dbmVfkL9mh
>>734169531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z0IsL9rfWS
>>734169644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nksMTeQqVG

Hi there all you sweet darlings, it's OP coming to you LIVE from someplace HIGH in outer space! I tell ya, baby, I think I must be higher now than I've ever been! NO! No, wait a minute here, that's not outer space, that's Mexico, man. I was lookin' out of the wrong window, you know, I know where I am now. I'm down here with the donkeys and the billygoats, and I tell you, the goats down here are all right, but these donkeys, man, they're doing terrible things to my house, you understand. HEY DONKEY, cut that out, man! HEY, come on, donkey, that stuff don't wash out, you understand what I mean. AHHH, another one joining now! HEY DONKEY, GET OUT OF HERE! OH, DONKEYS EVERYWHERE! I'M UP TO MY NECK IN ASSES, YOU UNDERSTAND!

>>734167702
She sells sea shells at the sea shore

The jew is our misfortune

watashi wa bakka des

Slapping those greasy pink plump nipples with my rock hard throbbing cock

>>734169964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OlpNmP7elq
I don't speak German
>>734170268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BCwadEZXWV

>>734167702
I'm having some pretty bad feels tonight, wondering if you'd say this for me.
> I'm sorry you had a bad day babe, come give me a hug.

>>734170419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mnqyGTEilp
>>734170664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sGiVYhYX61
>>734170761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sVi5AtgZLb
>>734170910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sxwmVE0nto

you'll be okay, don't panic, focus. having a girlfriend is not that important

>>734171095
What kind of mic do you use? I really dig that sound quality. Also,

"And now a little about the director of today's show. He went into directing after a religious experience involving a sandbox and a Belgian waffle. Soon after, he developed the world's first edible sand. When he marketed it on the program he directed he called it "Taste the Waste". That was the program he had. He certainly lives good, he lives in Dade county with his grandmother and 50 pounds of prunes. So we wanna tell you he's a lovely guy."

>>734171727
Oh, I'm with someone. But they're just really wrapped up with working, plus our work schedules are so conflicting we never see each other for more than maybe a few hours every other day. I just feel so damn alone.

>>734172268
I don't know that feel.sorry bro. how often do you two talk?

>>734171761
It's a AT2035 I love it
Also give me a min for recordings

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>>734172588
>$150
Good lord, but that quality

>>734172406
Wherever either of us aren't incredibly stressed out or half asleep. I work the late shifts and they work days. So most of the time it's in passing. I knew it was going to be tough for us when we made this move, but I didn't think it'd be this bad. There was a month straight were all we did was fight, and we don't even really know why. It's getting better since both of us are getting steady pay again, but God I miss building magic decks with him. I just want it like it was, when we'd get off work and play LoL together and laugh and talk. I miss him waking me up with kisses, and are walks to work together.
I'm sorry for ranting, I don't have anyone to talk to anymore.

>>734173189
you should save up mney and go somewhere or just take some time off. will bills and other expediences allow this

>>734171368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sH4tkmWGwA
>>734171727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AH1uWYbeni

Sorry guys someone demands to be on a phone call

>>734173459
No, not for a couple of years. I'm just trying to make it through this and get us a car. So we can go wherever the hell we like. I really don't want to lose this one. We've know each other for years and we were best friends before we ever started dating. I'll keep soldiering on though, cause I love him, and he deserves all the happiness i can possibly give him. Shit, he just deserves happiness period.

>>734171761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YpRRAhAx16

>>734173578
Thank you

>>734173834
I love you, OP

"The drums and bells of the old antique horn rang, and with each bell that rang, it went ding-a-ling-a-ling... and as I heard the ding-a-ling-a-ling, I expressed an apathy of happiness, and I knew that our love was close because our love was tight, and nice, and sweet, because I could taste the sweet nectar of your lips, you understand?"

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Everyday. You wake up. Go to school. Do your thing. Socialize with people but do you realize whats happening to the people around you? Everybody is battling something. As for the people. It is desire. What is desire you may ask? It is something or someone that a person wants. Obsession with love. Obsession with affection. Attention. Around our age. People desire love and attention. Wanting to be loved. Wanting to get attention. The attention is what most teenagers wanted. Whether its to be attention whore or trying to act cool. Socializing with people from experience is sometimes hard for people with social anxiety. Loved. The word which most people want. Hell sometimes I want a girlfriend. Don't you just look at her/him and just want her to beside you. Holding her/his hand? Walking to the park. This is desire. Most people had sex at a young age. Wanting love. Not doing anything. When you try to do something. Somehow you fuck up and she'll/he will get creeped out. To fit in. You try to get inspiration from some cool guy who gets all the girls. You wanna be him right? That's never gonna happen until you try to do it. The choices you make affect the future. The future doesn't do anything for you. The start of "you" is the reason for everything what you do in life. A kiss. The right words. The right timing.

I bet around the future. You're sitting down at your computer. Then in a few days you think about her after looking at your yearbook. She's with her boyfriend. You wish you were that guy. You screwed up.

>>734174156
Then one day. She comes up to you and says. "Hey, I haven't seen you since high school". That feeling of being left out or staring at her. This was your chance. "Yeah. I guess so...". That feeling of wanting to be with her. "So hows it going". At this point. She wanted to talk to you before but was scared to talk to a quiet guy/girl. "Feeling great. You look great too". Sometimes love does come back around the future. Anything can happen only if something did happen. Hell you might never see this special person in your life. That piece of your world. Your heart, is slowly fading away because of that desire. "Thanks. I was wondering if you want to hang out sometime".

There we go. You're happy right?

>>734174206
I don't know why I wrote this weeks ago. I felt so depressed when she rejected me. but thanks OP.

>>734173962
this may seem like a stupid and pointless question (because it is) but are you gay?

>>734167702
At least I'm not a manchild who rotted away in his mom's basement until some stupid fucking imaginary cause got him shambling outside only for a random ass bus to ruin its good paint job with my cholesterol-filled blood.

bump cant let this thread die

>>734167702
Say, " I am such a lucky little boy to be playing with lucky's big ol toy.

*intense child laughter*

" Thanks,

Everyday. You wake up. Go to school. Do your thing. Socialize with people but do you realize whats happening to the people around you? Everybody is battling something. As for the people. It is desire. What is desire you may ask? It is something or someone that a person wants. Obsession with love. Obsession with affection. Attention. Around our age. People desire love and attention. Wanting to be loved. Wanting to get attention. The attention is what most teenagers wanted. But I'm OP, and I'm a faggot. and since I read that my mother will die in her sleep.

>>734173962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v9iEislGSZ
>>734174156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GsstznJRxU
>>734174206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YyzMLydR1e

>>734174156
My voice is utter trash but here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZrAxZ8vs8

>>734174476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wn8fwEF0iE
>>734175305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p2F02evTbA
>>734175323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wFrcpIvirq

>>734175461
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZrAxZ8vs8
>>734175657
thanks op means a lot to me.

>>734174409
No, why?

>>734175953
okay. it was the way you were talking, i though you were a gay man

>>734175461
Rain more of your chocolatey voice upon us, OP

"And now, as you and I realize in each other's arms in front of this roaring fire, as our passions build, and the last glass of sparkling gin rosé is poured, and my hand brushes back your raven black tresses from your face... and we make heated love and spread cosmic vibrations."

>>734176076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cllCP1V2j0

Need some new software this program is taking out a lot of bass

>>734167702
I'm an english faggot and i love american dick in my hairy ass.

>>734175831
Can you sing / say joyfully : " Rane Bonham, touching my bottom, rane bonham, licking my scrotum, Rane Bonham tocuhing tips with tips and pickles with his nickles. "

archetypically speaking, you need to rescue your father from the underworld and sort yourself out, bucko

and that's THAT

someBODY once told me the world was gonna roll me

spoken in the most intense and serious tone of voice possible

>>734176730
You also have to clean your god damn room, in my estimation.

>>734176550
You had me laughing like a madman. You rock OP, but I won't bother you with any more ridiculousness.

>>734176638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I4MSrQFgkX
>>734176683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dCVcv8l5Y4
>>734176730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rD1ovlAAoV

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ooga booga I just tongued a horses anus then licked it's shafty large penis.
it came a little bit on my lips but it's okay since it tasted like vanilla pudding just a little thicker.

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>>734176835
good to know there are people who watch his stuff on here

>>734176821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19AwJfYCmIH
>>734176997
Nah man I like doing this shit
>>734176835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17QaQUsp4ct
>>734177154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQb8K7sMU5

"normies get out"
followed by your most autistic REEEEEEE

>>734177374
Then I'll give you one more of my favorites

"A boy and girl meet each other. They take each other hand by hand, and walk up through that long stairway to the white room of love. Yes, baby, when you love, you live."

>>734167702
Java is slow, get over it.
Oh- and BlackHatting is autistic.

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.
To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.
It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chil

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>>734167702
DO YOU SUCK DICKS!?

I just want to fuck my little sister so bad, She's 15 and I'm 27 just like in the anime Koi Kaze. But every time I'm around her I can't contain myself. I get so hard just by staring at her ass and even purposely brushing myself against her boobs when we stand next to each other. I even bend down behind her when she farts and secretly sniff her ass. I just want that bare ass up against my face while I give her a rim job then eat that beloved pussy of hers. I always wonder what her response would be if I actually made a move on her. I'm so pathetic that when she was younger she'd sleep on the couch in my room as I'd just sit on here lurking some threads. Then I'd get the motivation to stand over her and jerk off. Sometimes I'd even cum in her hair. Boy do I wish I would've just raped her now.

any femanon wanna impersonate this scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAjFOAydSKw

>>734177503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qM9zxVo75T
>>734177579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EkX65xE3Nw
>>734177612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ccEnKxUVb
>>734177673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YJzdQxAa8a

>>734178356
[kek]
[___]
[___]
[___]
thanks, man

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>>734178356

>>734178356
Fuckin' outta sight, man

ج ج
ت

>>734177760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBAGaC7XQQ
>>734177684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PcrNx88J2H
>>734178469
My pleasure man

>>734178605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D9MJTOa6AB

>>734174206
hey OP forgot to ask you but can you do this again but like the voice like this one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZrAxZ8vs8

>>734167702
OH! Steven Stobiberg! Why are you so mad about Silver having a weight? Does this simply just mean you like to get fucked by foreskin soup? Most likely Onichan! whali Muska!

DȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsuDȅsu-

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>734178765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FxjYASiQxe
Like this?
>>734178780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ea8wEmRUM9
>>734178905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZV0k8SsIWL
>>734179152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g2unDVgpZt

In a singing voice~

>I like dick cheese
>I really like dick cheese
>Just bottle it up for a squeeze
>Put some on my burger eat it with my fries
>Get an endless supply from so many guys
>Dick cheese oh it's dick cheese
>I gotta get me some more please!

~now in a advertisers voice~
>Dick cheese just don't shower for three weeks.

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the 3D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

>>734179463
my sides, my sides are passing Jupiter XL desu

Incest Incest is the best!
Put your sister to the test!

>>734179463
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FxjYASiQxe
maybe like your voice a little higher.

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

In your most masculine hulk hogan voice say this:
OH YEAH ONIICHAN YOU LIKE IT WHEN I RUB MY THIGHS ON YOUR COCK. AM I MAKING YOU HAPPY ONIICHAN? AM I BEING A BAD SISTER?

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>>734179463
Can you do pic related in your most southern/redneck voice? Your normal voice is fine too if you can't

"john madden" said over and over in the voice of stephen hawking

>>734179641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QW3RkHJ4V5
>>734179722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j31LbBOu9t
>>734179810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WM8lIUESaF
>>734179914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YUxi1alGWa

Some say the Chrysler Sebring convertible can find the cure for cancer... All we know is it steals yo bitch.

>>734179824
I'll give it a go
>>734180075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xDr3MY6mO2
>>734180081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mlmdoVdjdb
>>734180126
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fDQ0ss4nLN

This is german:
Hallo ihr Mutterficker. Ich wünsche euch einen beschissenen Tag!

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>>734180577
>>734180075

Give me your money! Now!

What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

In a high pitched Mexican accent:
Oh yeah mr truuuuuuuuuuuml build me a wall

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See, /pol/, your problem is that you think you're smarter than everyone. You think you're smarter than the polls. You think you're smarter than statistics. You think you're smarter than the "normies" voting for "shillary." You're immune to cognitive dissonance. That's why you're going to be crushingly disappointed come Nov 8th. Some of you will rationalize, "Trump never could've won against the ESTABLISHMENT." Some of you will claim the whole thing is a fraud despite the fact that it will inevitably be verified by independent agencies - I'm sure you'lll call it all one giant conspiracy. Very few of you will just accept the truth - you were wrong all along and you should have known better.

Screencap this. I'm sure some of you are so arrogant that you will, ready to post it triumphantly on election day. But you won't. You'll pretend like it never happened. But deep down, you'll know the truth.

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>>734180577
That's awesome anon! Now could you be able to do pic related in an Indian accent?

just make the highest pitched noise you possibly can

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>>734178149
please

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.