ITT: most artistic thing you have ever done

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I did this without a reference, or a template to color on.

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Oh, i did this without a reference too.

i gave myself a tattoo of a stick man on the back of my leg

I once purposely took a shower with all my clothes on

Fuck autocorrect

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>>734161020
Ive dont this too
Kinda nice tbh, would do again,

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I'm learning metalsmithing. I made this Dishonored brooch pin about a year ago. Probably my favorite project.

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Fucked your sister while breakdancing.

>>734161182
>brooch pin
are you some kind of faggot?

wrote a piece using the octatonic scale for a music theory class in college titled "procession of the midgets". it was well-received and I got an A

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>>734161182
Also I started doing ms paint album covers for a little while.

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Took a shit and it was in a perfect standing up T shape.

It was fucking amazing. When I flushed the turd it was like a lighthouse in a storm.

Pic related

>>734160771
Slashed up my gf's torso and used the blood to draw on her.
It's not that I'm trying to be edgy, I just honest to god have never done anything more artistic than that. I know it's a low bar.

>>734161321
OP here.
Hey man fuck you. I make a bunch of masculine brooches other than this. It's the trend of the future faggot you watch. I normally do savage lily brooches too so I'll wear one when I kick your ass and then fuck it.

>>734161342
Is that... Is that a penis?

>>734161442
It's not your fault that most chicks have zero self-esteem, anon.

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>>734161321
Not that I know of why do you ask?

>>734161546
No it's clearly a thumb, m8.

>>734161546
Yeah I was having trouble drawing both the eyes and the saxaphone so I made the sax a penis and made his eyes wide and staring at it.

>>734161599
I want to disagree with you, I mean I just date a lot of masochists and freaks. It's not necessarily about self-esteem. But yeah usually it is, they tend to be pretty mixed up.

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>>734160771
I was the op of a /b/ thread about 7 years ago.

>>734161108
I just realized. Did you mean autistic?

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I made a distressed cat

I think what I should say is that I was an amazing artist in gradeschool because they pumped me full of add meds and I couldn't stop drawing so I did a drawing of my own skull by feel. Touching the cheekbones, referencing size with my pencil and such...
But it's not true. The most artistic thing I've done is my life. The life of an intellectual that studies history in his basement, then goes to drag racing events with his family and gets into bloody fights for fun while screaming lyrics to Disturbed. Explains Muslim politics before having a bear knuckles brawl with my family.

>>734161182
looks dope man, props

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i painted this picture of serge gainsbourg today. it's my first time doing any digital painting. i'm trying to blend the paints right now but it looks weird and smooth.

>>734161078
Takes back memories of playing "Two Cool Dudes" on Sega Genesis.

>>734162925
That is not a cat.

>>734160771
Open a multi million dollar restaurant with me as the chef and it being my own menu. It was successful

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>>734163239

My friends and I drive around at like 2 am dropping bags of tendies off at peoples homes. We would just leave the bag on there drive way and text them "The Tendies Have Arrived." from an unknown number. We literally drive around in an illegally tinted black car dropping paper bags off at peoples homes in the dead of night. It looks like we are trying to murder people, but in reality we are just dropping tendies off

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I made this

>>734161182

like

>>734163539
saying the word "tendies" is more autistic than the story

>>734162394
He said artistic not autistic you fucking baboon.

>>734162394
please never post again mr supreme gentleman

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i drew pic related once

>>734160995
probably why all porportions are wrong

>>734165021
Where's yours?

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>Closest to an interesting thread on /b/ we've had in a while
>Spammed by shitty pictures of cats.

>>734161182
it's got a fidget spinner for an eye

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>>734161108
Kek I knew it

>>734163539
>at peoples homes
>text them

Because people post their phone number on their home

>>734164171
your cats are spooking me

>>734160771
Posted to 4chan on my phone

>>734161182
Why's he got a fidget spinner in his eye?

Msaturbsted at a public park in the middle of the night

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>>734166503
Cuz one eye has this rotating microscope thing.

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>>734160771
Shit, when I was in the catalog, I read that as "most autistic thing you have ever done"

Guess I'll stick to my assumed narrative. Here goes!

>be me back in high school
>taking theatre
>also into fine art nudes, among many other types of photography
>am a photographer
>have some fine art nude photographs artfully integrated into the custom UI of my phone
>one of the lads in my theatre class takes notice of these on my phone
>perceives it like porn
>thinks it would be funny to suggest I offensively show the females in the class
>understand his position, and completely agree because dumb fucking humor
>display it to the females
>one of them freaks out
>tells the teacher
>teacher is a woman
>teacher takes me outside to interrogate me and what not
>plot my defense
>attempt to say "They are artistic nudes!"
>instead manage to muster "Artistic art!"
>have never felt more ashamed in my life

Did anyone else here masturbate by lying on their stomach and sliding their dick up and down their thumbs?

Also when did you have your first erection? I remember getting boners when I was 5 or 6!

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These are all inside of the uncanny valley.
Nightmare fuel anon

>>734161108
>everytime

>>734164596
These are absolutely beautiful

Something more abstract

>>734167999
Trips checked

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I love this picture

>>734167999
Nobody deserves that many (You)s.
You could have done that with one post.

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i did this on paint.

>>734169750
Nice

>>734160995
are those fly swatters or oars?

I pooped in my teacher's purse at school about 10 years ago or so. No one ever knew it was me, but deep down everyone knew it was the ultimate demonstration of art.

>>734169750
>what the fuck is-
oh
its a jew

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Did this few days ago