Lost the only thing that mattered. How do I die, painlessly.

pain is no obstacle if you wish to die

>>734156880
What did you lose?

>>734158849
his dick obviously

>>734156880
The rich man is attached to his gold just as the poor man to his needle and thread.

>>734156880
OP do you have access to a firearm or nitrogen?

Firearm in the mouth up at an angle that would come out the back of your skull roughly at the base right on that part that is a bump. Or inhale lots of nitrogen through an exit bag.

OP here. I lost the one girl I found.

>>734159421
How old are you OP? no girl is worth killing yourself for. been there felt that, you come out of it even if it takes a long time. Or you can end it and never see how the rest of the story could've gone.

>>734159421
Me too man, me too. I'm writing up instructions for a bro who said "if you die of cancer I can follow some instructions bro." Heh.

>>734159406
no do anal for both...anal blast or anal nitro

>>734159421

does she cease to exist, or out riding other dicks ?

>>734156880
http://lostallhope.com

I would think carbon monoxide poisoning via plugging up a car exhaust would do it, dunno it that still works. Just a thought. Whatever has your head all fucked probably isn't worth losing your life for though.

>>734160012
she is currently withholding from dating and no longer likes me.

>>734160330
Not OP here, but I've tried it. Modern vehicles have such a low rate of emission, and unless you can pass out in the car, it sucks because your heart keeps swelling to intake more oxygen and it hurts. Made me bail.

>>734160556
I heard the same story bro. 3 years, gave me a different reason each week. Found out saturday she left me for my "best friend" and they been dating since we broke up. Shes not mad I found out, but mad I'm not paying for anything anymore.

I'm giving it two weeks, after that I'm finishing my favorite alcohol bottle, and using my glock 23 to blow the back of my skull out.

>>734160566
Thanks for the info, I honestly always thought it was a painless way, I've never been suicidal but I always wonder what the easiest way to go would be.

>>734160723
If there's anyone you still give a fuck about and you still plan on going through with it, try a cleaner option. If there's no one that really matters too much, fuck it, Jackson Pollock your walls. Although i still think pussy is a bit too trivial to end it over, try reading the manipulated man, its pretty good and maybe it'll change your perspective

>>734161008
oven bag over the head, taped tight. Run a hose from a tank of pure nitrogen or helium into the bag. Make sure its filled with either gas first. Make sure you have enough of either gas to last 10m, and you will lose consciousness inside of a minute. Dead in five. No stress, no mess.

>>734161273
I'm gonna do it at a hotel, where the woman who cleans the rooms on certain days is someone I hate's wife.

>>734161410
Why bang yourself, and not bang her?

>>734161410
Clear out the mini fridge if they have one, just to be a cunt

>>734156880
drugs, and car exhaust

>>734161554
Shes a bridge troll if you mean the wife. If you mean the ex, I wouldn't hurt her. I'd still date her tomorrow if she kicks douchebag to the curb.

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>>734159421
lol u pussy
you still better die tho

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>>734160723
gg

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>>734157409
fpbp

I wanna die too, but I feel like that's what my enemies want and its a trap. So I just enjoy life and allow things to be. Whatever I lost and whatever the world lost as a result of evil people ruining my life is not my responsibility and I will not be paying for it in tears or blood. I just cut the evil out of my life.

>>734156880
Was it your Xbox live membership?

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>>734161983
>I feel like that's what my enemies want
>implying anyone care about you
don't lie to yourself and most importantly to the internet

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>>734159692
>Shitty story with an even worse ending

>>734162105
Apparently you care enough to post a reply.

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>>734161983
>I wanna die too, but I don't want to die

>>734161983
Did I trigger you, loser?

>>734162105
Did I trigger you?

>>734162355
Your picture took too long to load. Didn't bother waiting for the bottom half.

>>734156880
Love yourself anon. Who cares about other people?

>>734160723
respecks paid. gg

>>734161983
>what my enemies want

paranoid schizophrenic or middle schooler?

>>734156880

suffocation mask with nitrogen or car exhaust

that said, I've been there too. It's not worth causing that much pain for your family & friends

I lover her, she still cares but is pushing herself away. She never dated and played me on for so long then goes and does this shit.


FUCK ME

sincerly, OP

>>734160723
>I'm giving it two weeks, after that I'm finishing my favorite alcohol bottle, and using my glock 23 to blow the back of my skull out
You lose!
wah...wah...wah...

>>734156880
>Lost the only thing that mattered. How do I die, painlessly.

Helium inhalation

>>734156880
>implying something matters

nothing matters, might as well keep living and see what happens.

Wtf why are people helping him do it. Alright let me tell you a little story: my brother true to khs many times and each time it made me want to kms so dont do it unless you want to kill others.

>>734156880
Get on Craigslist. Go to the motorcycles for sale by owner. Find the fastest,most bad ass motorcycle you can. Act as a potential buyer. When they start it up for you jump on it and haul ass into a brick wall or oncoming traffic. You'll snap your neck instantly like, cutting off nerve communication to the body. You won't feel a thing and it'll be funny as hell

>>734160723
Uh tell her to fuck off and find another girl?

>>734165043
i know i lost, hence why I'm doing it this way.

>>734163232
tanks bro anon.

>>734160723
Is your entire existence seriously that hinged one on girl? Fuuuuuuck that. Be better. Go do other shit, meet other people, be better than those assholes. You're at the bottom? Fucking climb UP.

>>734166459
Nah I love her. I got enough health issues going on, and a potential case of early onset alzheimers. I would rather be with someone I love and I know could love me even if my faculties give out.

I won't surround myself with someone else who will just leave when the going gets tough. She was loyal until my "bro" got his dirty ass hooks in her. Shes weak minded, and he works intelligence in the military. Hes a master manipulator. He literally wanted me to kill myself, and I figure why not at this point. No regerts.

>>734166529
You understand most of the emotional response to someone is based on oxytocin? It's a neurotransmitter that encourages pair-bonding? That's right that girl is just causing you to get high on your own brain chemistry. She is nothing special bro, there's billions of them. You need to get out not quit like a puss.

>>734159421
you mean to tell me your loss is irreplaceable? there's 3 billion females on this fucking earth. your lifetime would not suffice to even talk to 1/1000th of them.

tl;dr
move on. pick another female. learn something in the process.

>>734166883
>why not
Are you listening to yourself? I'll tell you why not, because fuck them that's why not. It's a big fucking planet and you have tunnel vision. Just for the record what she did with him she is going to do to him, past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior, she's shot. Fuck her.

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Warm water tub with you in it, but remember not to cross the street....

>>734167756
With health issues, serious levels of short term memory loss, the outside issues are the icing on the cake.

She's all I'm wiling to bother with knowing anymore. Shes all I can remember when shit starts getting rough.. The good was good enough to keep me sated. I'll die knowing I made a few people happy, and that she'll get enough money to be settled from my life insurance.

>>734158849
The game

>>734168197
longways for results, sideways for attention!

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Heroin overdose
Well. . . the injection stings, but after that, it's kind of nice actually.

>>734168235
Fuck you I was doing so good

>>734161983
>I wanna die too, but I feel like that's what my enemies want and its a trap.

When I was suicidal I thought of the people I hated, and could envision them laughing about me dying. Honestly that stuck with me more than visions of the people who loved me being sad, as I figured they'd get over that eventually.

If I had that dark period to live through again, I'd get help- see a psychiatrist and get antidepressants.

>>734156880
His Virginity.

>>734169632
>When the gun blows your face off just right it changes your shirt

>>734169839
and rotates your pistol 180...

>>734156880
Why are you worried about pain if the end result is oblivion?

>>734166883
People that do this kind of shit to people that love them AIN'T SHIT. If you're going to kill yourself, do it for someone who fucking matters. These two aren't it.

Give yourself some time. If you really hate everything, take the rest of your money and go somewhere you never thought you'd go alone. Talk to people like it doesn't matter. Say the things you want to say like there are no consequences. At least be completely you first. Be unapologetically yourself for 6 months. See how that feels. Then reevaluate.

>>734156880
Jump off something extremely high. You'll be terrified before you hit the ground, but death'll be instant.

>>734156880
suck as many dicks as you can before you die.

>so you don't have to suck as many cocks in hell faggot

>>734156880
Helium tank.
CPAP hose & mask.