If the FBI seized your computer today, what would they find?

Have encryption so good luck.

nothing because im computer ignorant so i dont put anything on it thats illegal because it would be found easy

>>734156579
...bbws taking shits. No CeePee tho, i guess that's something :\

>>734156579
Memes. Ylyl crumbs. A few videos of my wife and i entangled in various forms of sexual congress. A couple shitty novels I'll never finish anyway. Roughly one hundred pdf files regarding multiple sclerosis and guillain-barre. 5500 wallpapers. And 3/4 of a fuck ton of mp3's.

>>734156579
A shit load of TrueCrypt drives. Good luck with that.

I use incognito B)

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>>734156647
>encryption

>>734157126
What?

>>734157126
His encryption is off the chiz-ain!

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>>734157126
>not using encryption

>>734157270
>having illegal shit on your computer

>>734156579
Only thing illegal would be games and movies/tv shows

My grandmamas secret chili recipe

Alot of BBW porn. And i mean alot.

>>734157413
Encrypt that shit my man!

>>734157374
>because encryption automatically means illegal activity

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>>734156579
just pics of me and my nephew at halloween

>>734157514
Oh i forgot, you work for a marketing firm and have tons of confidential office files.

>>734157460
It's 10 files deep. And enabled them hidden.

Shitty fanfictions, memes and the sorts and they'd probably leave after having a good laugh at me

>>734156579
A processor, bunch of RAMs, a GPU with screeching ventilator, an older SSD and shitton of dust.

>>734157636
I could have 12GBs of text files all labeled "grandmamas secret chili recipe". The point is they are mine and if the fucks want them they better break out the $10 pipewrench.

>>734157758
Ah shiiiit. They aint nevah gon kach you now.

>>734157857
Oooook buddy. Cause anyone cares.

>>734157969
Then why the fuck is the FBI seizing my hardware?

>>734158047
Because they have more guns than you, and they're bored.

Gigabytes upon gigabytes of......tax returns....
>Totally not grabbed from Perfect Dark...

>>734157636
Because I want my government, local to federal, informed of everything I do...
Blackmail doesn't exist in professional governmental organizations.
>retard

>>734158167
I don't much care myself. They already collect so much data about us it doesn't much matter. And what little it does matter will be obsolete shortly. Privacy is a lie.

>>734158047
Because you visited 4chan lately and everyone knows that's where terrorists are from

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>>734157454
If I could fuck one woman...

Spicy maymays

>>734158372
Why? Just....why?

like who has just one computer
#16

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>>734156579

>>734156579
A bunch of stupid memes and boxxy pics.

>>734158311
>Privacy is a lie
mommy tell you that?

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>>734158421
This is why

>>734158494
>boxxy

That silly cunt. I almost forgot about her.

>>734156579
A computer?

>>734158520
No, she told me to fuck bitches and get money...one out of two aint bad.

>>734156579
lots and lots of big black cock porn

>>734157857
Actually, they're Grandma's recipe.

>>734159234
Thats just what you want us to think. The second "ma" must be encrypted.

>>734156579

An endless restart loop

>>734159579
I hope that loop is encrypted. Don't want anyone discovering your super secret loop of coolness.

Nice try fbi

>>734156579
nerve gas

>>734156579
Nothing illegal. A large folder of FB and IG photos of girls I know

Dank Memes from 2006

>>734157777
Nice quads my man

>>734157270
>thinking any encryption you do can't be undone by law enforcement
Wew lad

they'd find I still play Saints Row: Gat out of Hell so I can look at Kinsey Kensington's ass

>>734158443
whoa

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>>734156579
Porn, Steam games,memes, how to torrent, how to encrpt, vpn, an encrypted sector within another encrypted drive hiding my original memes. Oh and a couple of shit poems from high school.Oh and nudes of a dead chick. Depends on which PC they take I have multiple and some are randomly placed all over my property or are old and dead.

>>734156579
Some shit normies might find "questionable" but nothing even close to illegal.

>>734156579
Pics of my dogs. Videos of my dogs.

Pirated media, vanilla porn (all +18), japanese erogames. Das it.

>>734158109
so many unanswered questions

>>734156579
Tampons and razor blades

Nothing that they dont allready know about.
They keep a close eye on me.
Your tax dollars at work here.
Dont convince people that you are psychic.

>>734157189
youre a retard

>>734157109

You really need to upgrade to VeraCrypt.

>>734160808
FBI agrees

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>>734156579

>>734160808

TC devs got vanned = i trust TC

evidence of trump russian collusion

50,000+ .mp3s, all stolen.
Lots of stupid videos from here, YouTube, etc.
A few movies not worth watching.

Now if they got my 2 2TB externals...

Every video I've ever taken with every woman, whore and an underage teen (17) engaged in many moral obscenities. I've lied to most of them and the vids were hidden, so fuck them.
I've enjoyed watching them take loads in their mouths, pussies and asses.
When I'm much older I can sit back and enjoy them.

So yeah, take my PC, I've got the externals hidden away, wrapped in plastic in a cool envrionment away from my house. No one will ever find those and who gives a shit, anyway.
The 17 year old? It was 2 years of the best prime pussy, oral and light bondage a man my age could ever enjoy.

>>734156579
Literally nothing illegal or even interesting.

>>734156579
They'd find 145 GB of Gaki no Tsukai.

well, if they get through the encryption some pictures of my younger cousins

>>734160808
TrueCrypt 7.1 has a few exploits that are very well know among law enforcement forensics. VerCrypt has a literal backdoor by design. You fucks are screwed if you have either of these.

>>734156579
Hi feds, boring day at work?

Why don't you catch some real criminals.

As for myself, you would find encryption and not much else. Some personal pics, games, maybe some copyrighted stuff but that is it. I don't even keep legal porn anymore.

>>734161493
Doesn't matter if they use a CPU backdoor (any Intel CPU in the last decade) to skim the decryption keys

Thwy will look inside and if u are breaking the law, lock u up until you share your password

>>734156579
boring shit. im too old and tired to fuck around with edgy deep web garbage. fuck, i dont even pirate anymore.

>>734156579
Shitty music and pictures of bullshit. Also Warcraft 3

>>734161584
By the way, I was 49 when I bagged the 17 year old. Conned her to the hotel room, zero fucks given. Got her off of Whisper.

My talk game is strong, and she was my Everest. Best pussy ever.

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>>734156579
A ton of >>>/d/ content.

14,000 pdfs on shit for PF debate. Loved my hs years

two escape plans, one to pretend to mislead them while the other is 'hidden' and the real one

obviously, both will be fake

>>734162110
And since this is /b/, I dont expect you to believe me. But I could care less. As far as my PC life is concerned, I'm harmless and boring next to the XXX-rated shit I have hidden away.

Worth it. Feels great, man

Sooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhh pornnnnnnnnnnnn

Nothing illegal, but it would take a small army of IT guys weeks to sort through a neat and orderly collection of porn.

Also some pirated movies. Mostly romcoms.

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>>734162429
>romcom

>>734162354
Yep, no one cares.

>>734162534
How long have you had the ghey?

>>734162534
He is one of those perverted hopeless romantics.

>>734162641
how did you know

>>734156579
Nothing because I'm a boring faggot.

3 1tb HDDS filled with movies music and shows

>>734156579
some Gundam episodes
a bunch of pictures of titties
some pirated mp3s
a porn game or two

...and that's about it. the thing I'd be in the most trouble for is the pirated copy of NFPA Article 70 (the National Electrical Code book for 2014). Come to think of it, most of the mp3s are legal downloads from Archive.org

>TFW hide all my shady shit on my TI-nspire
NSA and FBI BTFO

Memes and a very suspicious veracrypt folder

>>734161686
>Not using bitlocker
SMH

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>>734162429

Holy shit are you me?

>>734162843
>a porn game or two

The fuck is a porn game???
DO TELL

>>734163088
Hello newfriend.

Does anyone have a really good VPN for hiding when I search around? It seems the older ones are useless. Thx

I have 52 troglobytes of pornography starring child celebrities sitting right next to my stolen internet money which I stole from my drug dealer who sells me weed.

>>734156579
Nothing illegal
>I keep that on my mom's computer

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>>734157189

Many, many, many nudes of my girlfriend

>>734156579
An abhorrent amount of tranny porn.
And the anitdote.

>>734163681
So no islam shit
>you're clean

>>734158566
Mom?