> On a hike > See this > What do?

Call the police and report a murder

>>734127527
>save life

>be a hero

>die that way (as a hero)

>>734127527
find the breathing tube and fart as hard as i can into it.
then slightly tickle her bumhole with my tongue, as if to encourage reciprocation. in short, BRAP

>>734127527

>pick two flowers, put one in each hole

>>734127623
/thread

untie her, take her home and give her a bath and some clothes while the eggs are cooking.

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>>734127527
Can't let good protein go to waste.

>>734127623
call the murder and report a police

Write "lolkek" on her ass.

>>734127759
Report a call and murder the police

fuck her till maggots fall out of her pussy

>>734127721
All the eggs

>>734127527
Park your cycle there...

>>734127527
>Do a 360
>Walk away

Call the police

>>734127527
I would take one look, do a 360, and walk right around and ... where the heck am I? Oh god I have no idea how to read the compass. Why am I even HIKING?!

She has to eat all of the eggs

>>734127947
police a call and murder the report

roll on a condor
do a 360 and walk away

Check my map because I'm probably walking in circles

Fuck her in the ass and pussy until I'm all out of cum obviously.

>>734127759
Police the call and murder a report.

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Finally, someone to talk to!

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>>734128070
>360

Run, it's bait for some kind of trap.

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>>734127527
>see this
>what do?

>>734127685
Underrated and wholesome post

>>734128503
Call the fire department while I'm balls deep

Say "Go home, mom, you're drunk."

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I'd look for the obvious person watching and waiting to fuck my day up. She didn't get there by herself.

>>734128489
And the post below is trap for some kinda bait

>>734127527
turn 180° and moonwalk away

>>734127527
Grab my map because I'm clearly walking circles.

>>734127722
>nice rope

>>734127527
why would anyone waste their time doing some stupid shit like this

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>>734128456

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>>734128730
Kek

>>734128937
Because rape fantasies are a thing.

Tell my dad that mom is up to her shenanigans again

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>>734128456

>>734127527

My job.

Call supervisor and preserve the crime scene.

>>734127623
Check my map because I'm clearly walking in circles

>>734127527
Damn, I am walking in circles again!

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>>734130028
>>734130081

>>734128186
/bread

>>734127527
depends is she still moving?
then I'd dig her out so she doesn't suffocate.

>>734127527
kick it like a football....

>>734130516
/bred

>>734130685
faith in humanity restored

>>734130685
There are breathing tubes hidden, they're not suffocating, how do you think they took the picture?

>>734127527
Move out of that Silent Hill ass town.

>>734127685
Kek

fucc

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I would call the cops but I would not change the scene of the crime

>>734130981
Hahahaa

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>>734127527

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>>734130981

>>734127527
Wait for the whore tree to grow, harvest the whores from the tree, enjoy life with my harem.

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>>734128503
90% of men didnt see the fire in the background.
The other 10% are straight

>>734127527
ignore. i wouldn't mind other men being in her after that, but I totally mind a clean girl with tattoos. they're warning signs.

>>734128388
The murder call a police and report

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>>734132568

>>734127527

I would sit on her butt and fart into her anus.

And then dig her up, I guess.

>>734132568
100% of fags save the thumbnail

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>>734132568

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>>734127527
Ask if alive

If yes
>fuck hard

If no
>fuck harder

>>734127527
stick a flag poll in there ass and hang kekistanie flag before calling the police & maybe check for a pulse

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>>734127527
/b/ neckbeards on hikes? pfft this isnt a realstic question

>pic related

>>734128456
>newfag

>>734133753
Hikes are pretty fun pal

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>>734133753
i hike (could be the exception to the rule though)

on 4chan:

>Dry fist her until shes loose
>fuck her pussy and ass until my dick is raw and bleeding
>Revisit the site every day for viagra fueled necrophilia.

IRL
>see if shes alive
>get the fuck out of there as fast as possible
>call the police

>>734128456
It sure is summer in here.

>>734127527
how does she breathe

>>734134495
>>734130987

>>734134030
Croooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Wait, how do they smell?

>>734128154
Murder the call and report the police

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>>734130028
>>734130081
>>734130399
Samefag this hard

>>734127685
fuck my sides

>>734135642
call report police murder the and the

>>734127623
Dubs don't lie

>>734127527
SAUCE???