non-porn webms
>>734120023
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm27cyPpl2c
>>734120113
>private gun ownership is keeping everyone safe
>>734120113
but that did look like a gun
>>734119812
anyone else think this is fucking stupid? wish there was some cock going in and out of that whore's mouth
>>734119812
i want to punch that dumb whore in her retarded face
>>734121700
Sadly, everyone survived without major injury.
>>734119690
damn I miss the comfy olympics threads on /sp/
>>734121700
>90,000 ft
>10,000m
what the fuck
>>734121415
Homosex here. Just so you guys know, this is not something easy to do because:
1) its a very thick object
2) its not smooth
3) he didnt use any lube
This means the guy has practiced a lot, he probably can insert objects much bigger than that.
>>734120269
kek
>>734120269
Did he die?
>>734120541
probably has zero sensation in that thing
>>734122150
>what the fuck
1ft = 3 m
>>734120384
Is it just me that wants to see them stupid fucks fall of that thing with the gopro?
>>734122584
pls don't even
>>734122274
Right because there's no way he put lube up his ass before he sat on it
>>734120113
Well, the dumbshit shouldn't have jumped out his car, at night, holding something that fits in the hand comfortably, waving it at the police. Fucking dipshit had it coming
>>734122463
>>734122756
kek you dont know shit dude. You only put a little bit of lube on the ass, most of it has to be in the object that is going in.
>>734119690
Is that Andy Sixx?
>>734122106
filename killed me
topfuckingkek
>>734120732
>implying illegal gun ownership is any better
you don't fucking jump out of your car, especially holding something, when a cop stops behind you.
>>734121564
if u can just look at someone and look for an excuse ur no betterr than a murderer
but theyu have doulbe standards for cocksucking pigs
http://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Laurel-Co-children-found-in-home-with-deplorable-living-conditions-418034673.html
>>734121604
This does not look enjoyable.
I'll stick to weed, thanks.
>>734121480
What the hell is happening here?
>>734120732
well, i feel a little better about my life now.
>>734121944
HEY I GOT ANOTHER GOOD IDEA, LETS TAKE A BIKE LOCK AND SMASH PEOIPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT
>>734122274
Impressive. You only managed to get one out of three correct!
>yes. It is quite thick, but not very. Some training he has been doing.
>no. It is smooth as fuck. One curved ridge is all.
>Wrong. He's probably lubed his cheeks and insides thoroughly before heading out of his car or whatever.
>>734121480
Zuh?
>>734123303
>holy shit, i've just been the victim of a train robbery!
>>734122803
He was at angle were gravity forced him to jolt out . You have to be older than 18 to post here anon. Come back when you finished 8 grade physics
>>734119690
how
>>734123330
>What the hell is happening here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lrSguuk9E
>>734120732
holy shit
>>734121480
the one taking it shouldn't be beat up?
>niggers
>>734121480
What happened?
>>734119690
>>734123425
I just... Why?
>>734123663
>how
You retard
>>734123660
>22
You aren't very bright are you. You don't get out of your car when pulled over, unless told to. You should not be holding something dark, at night, something slightly bigger than your hand. He was a dumbass and got fucked up because of it
>>734124079
what does it hit to curve away like that? did the bullet hit his jaw?
>>734123136
I fucking hate faggets but I can't blame them women are dogs.
>>734122274
Thanks for your expert knowledge. ha ha.
>>734121700
lol that prop aircraft is not at 90000 feet
>>734123585
SAUCE NAO
>>734124366
Go find a dick and heal yourself fag
>>734124136
Uh im stupid ionly look ateveryone like their goingto kill me and goabout everywhere in day like this
and we NEED this type of mental disorder
>>734121690
i think you're a disgusting horny 15 year old.
>>734123873
This one always gets to me. Imagine. Chained to a fence, you know it's over. You look up. Expecting the fire, water, or whatever horrible torture method. You see the kid. This kid that is too young to understand what he's doing. He's going to be the end of you.
>>734124399
>Buster Keaton movie
>>734124576
i'm way ahead of ya
>>734120023
Is that a spider?
>>734120113
If you're too fucking dense to understand that you do exactly what the officer says and nothing more, than you deserve to get fucking shot. Just like if you're a fucking piece of shit nigger and you're RUNNING from the cops, then get fucking shot in the back.
Don't be stupid and don't break the law. Also, just don't be black. World would be better off without you anyways.
>>734124608
the ballpit is what gets me.
i mean, a ballpit.
you remember the play place/ play scape at bk and mc d's, growing up?
fuck
>>734124399
I can hear the Yakety Sax in my head
>>734121700
Haha you think they are at 90,000 feet with no pressurized cabin? lol they would be dead.
>>734122615
Nah, people like this are fucking retarded. No one cares that you climbed up there cause you're a dumb shit that has nothing better to do and no other accomplishments to be proud of.
>>734119812
stupid bitch
>>734123330
Your dad was using the bathroom the wrong way.
>>734124733
yes
>>734124787
did the cocksucking cops have a cocksucking warrant and say so to him, or where they just pulling a person over for nothing
YOU LITTLE FFUCKIGN PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BE HUNTD DOWN AND SHOT FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
he got out UNAWARE OF SHIT
noone says we got a warrant ur underarrest
they weredoing a pullover
withguns drawn
who cares what the faggots said
he also never looked like he everknew anythign wascoming
SO YOUR AS FUCKING MURDERER GO TOHELL FAGGOT
anyone can dowhat you do, get a gun , put on a clown uniform, and get ashiny piece of metal u call a badge
FAGGOT
being an untalented trash MURDERER u are, your happy you got ur stupid job someonewillGIVE TO YOU and so you act like this. FUCK YOU FAG
>>734124608
ur overthinking it fag, its fake
>>734125053
>>734125097
t. youtube researcher
>>734121944
i like the face of the girl on the right
makes me wanna make her cum
>>734122806
hes german isnt he
>>734124399
Needs Benny hill theme music
>>734120384
thanks for the sweaty palms
>>734124588
worry not their predilection towards violence being prepardoned and justified in almost every instance will be their inevitable downfall when their means are revisited upon them
>>734122806
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>734125197
DESIGNATED
>>734125187
exactly
>>734124691
Why are only the black thieves shown?
>>734125160
fuck yo NIGGER
cops pulls u over
get out with a wallet and as you get out they tell u let me see ur hands
get shot
no nothing was done and wehre glad now the cops safe fromn the murderer
you know your a fucking piece of shit and yoru a dead man we dont care what you think
Does anyone have the webm of the group of presumably sisters playing weird instruments for what I assume is their family. The song they play is super chill.
>>734124800
I suppose from ISIS this is a fucking tame death and you'd be somewhat grateful, but God damn the tone is something else.
>>734121690
>>734121722
>>734124962
Hello /r9k/
>>734121480
were they having sex at first but when they got caught the red shirt guy watnted to prove hes not gay so he started to beat the other guy up?
>>734125300
http://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Laurel-Co-children-found-in-home-with-deplorable-living-conditions-418034673.html
FUCK THEM PIGS watch this COCKSMOKER deprive someone of rights to pursuit of happiness(family)
every fuckign thing in the paper around here is propoganda more than anywhere else. more happens.. it seems, than any where. if u know what im talkina bout, more events that lead to dumb shit that YOU see. you should just watch the stupid kentucky hillbilly news. there all becoming rednecks inbred hicks
becuase its cool and left
that is lexington thats right, Kentucky Derby, fucking big city
reading SHIT from some meth DRUW WAR shit sucking town
>>734125463
>shows his hands
>get shot
I dont even know how you pig loving cuck can justify that, he had a wallet not a gun, you are defending a fat pig that barely can run, you americans are the scum of the earth, good to know your shit country will cease to exist
>>734122584
hello satan
>>734120877
That guy walkng in
Where is "killed for his ivory" boy?
>>734125370
SHITTING
>>734123330
>>734123469
>>734123881
>>734124023
>>734125592
>>734121480
Here is the video with sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lrSguuk9E
>>734124280
please i think the logical explanation is isis is making bullet proof cyborgs
>>734125676
is this a reddit bot? I'm not recognizing anything that looks like a human line of reasoning
>>734120269
sauce pls?
>>734125911
Holy shit haha. The guy stops to ask if she's ok but has to drive away really quickly when he sees this landwhale stomping after him.
>>734119812
Why the fuck is everyone so angry at this chick for feeding a squirrel
>>734119812
What a cutie little thing.
>>734126126
huhuh good
jokes funny ones.
any intelligence or did u come from yoru moms mom/sister ?
>>734125880
STREETS
>>734126126
because you have no intelligence yourself to determine differences
probably not yuor just BLACK or something
>>734124280
maybe its a small bit of the bullet that flew off into a cartwheel
>>734126532
>>734126337
are you guys ESL or something? There's this sort of gap between meaning and what you're typing.
>>734122106
Niggers gonna nig
>>734122290
>filename
>>734126322
>What a cutie little thing.
Yea, and the squirrel is cute too.
>>734123042
its not pizza if there isn't any tomato sauce in it
>>734127032
ya ever baked a tomato? They become a paste like consistency pretty quickly. Albeit the most rudimentary of sauces I'd say it counts
>>734122584
wtf delete this
:)
>>734124318
catto is brok
>>734125573
Fuckinf flawless.
>>734123042
damn and i was just at the dollar store
>>734124366
I hated myself for being gay growing up and then when I realized my life will probably be so fucking awesome (in my eyes) holy shit did I win the lottery.
>>734126946
Fucking yeah, right.
>>734122290
>dads
>in Detroit
iiiiiiiiOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwOOOOOOOOOiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>734127735
>>734119812
>You love you lose?
>>734123873
fake
>>734127857
>Nigs gonna nig
>>734122274
The real skill here is not sitting down too much and impaling himself
Can these be pets? The little guy at the end is awesome.
>>734128035
I love these webms
>what if there was just a group of volunteers adding little bits of chaos to the world
>>734120877
He lost his shoes so, he is dead for sure
>>734123136
Lol filename
Anyway, HIV doesn't last long out the body, so not poz cum, just cold cum
>>734126789
i dont know u see the difference in intelligencebetween
women
niggers
and ...FUCKNIG GODAMN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtY5bv-oxLE
so what was your fucking point retard
>i dont make a point
you cant figure this out.. haha thats godamn awesome
im glad to of wasted my time today on a text chat board
>>734122274
>>734123455
>>734128125
>large object anal insertion experts
4chan.org
>>734123425
Wormhole.webm too obvious for you?
>>734128422
>more word salad
I'm convinced now I'm talking to either a dane or isis
>>734128482
>25 years if Star Trek fandom finally paying-off
>>734125097
no, its real. just google it. it was on the news
>>734128444
That's homo
>Balls just touched
>>734128177
>file name
Kek
>>734124399
Fucking busted in the end? Srsly????
>>734128588
shut ur godamn mouth ill kill u YOu wont say NOTHING ABOUT ME
>pychopathic much?
>>734123904
Man with harmless fetish shamed.webm
>>734120113
Typical that the white guy doesn't die
>>734128444
>file name
>probably jealous squid
Nice digits tho
>>734128588
HE didnt even read what he wrote
and fucking points his finger like OH ITS THE MOOSLIMS
so i made the
>picture.jpg>>734128813
>>734128813
>>734124399
Blues Brothers RU
>>734129027
what?!?!?
>>734128663
wow
>>734129027
FUCK YO UGODAMN NIGGER
TAKE UP FOR MURDERING PIGS
WITH CALLING PEOPLE
A
INVADING
PEOPLE
WHILE AMERICA STILL HAS BORDERS
UNLIKE IN THAT INVADED COUNTRY PALESTINE THEY CALL IT ISRAEL
YOU WISHED AMERICAN HAD OPEN BORDERS U GODAMN KIKE
SHUT UR FUCKING MOUTH WEHERE TIRED OFUR BULLSHIT I SEE ITALL THE TIMEONTHER INETNET
NOONE CARES STFU
>>734120113
every kid knows that you wait inside your car and put hands on wheel .....
>>734128847
I wouldn't call jacking off in public a harmless fetish.
>>734120113
where is the white lives matter movement ?
>>734129198
>>734119690
the indian shimmy?
Marines stationed in Schweinfurt, Bavaria do that. Several local police reports about it.
>>734129198
isis confirmed.
>>734129329
Will Trump-care cover partial brain transplants? That would cost him the 2016 election though.
>>734121722
>>734121690
>>734124962
Same fagin for days
>>734123585
My girl won't even hug me if I haven't showered
>>734129625
NIGGER
>>734125448
because only blacks are thieves
>>734125448
because he left it in a black neighborhood.
>>734123585
I thought she'd swallow. :'(
>>734129791
>tfw anon makes an accurate assumption
>>734123585
For all these scat videos, is there something special they do beforehand to prepare to have such massive solid shits? I don't think in my entire life I've ever squeezed one out that looks like that.
>>734120113
What a dumb fuck. The cop should sue him for mental distress
>>734121944
This early ingame footage of TES 6 is looking good
Nice job Bethesda
>>734128252
dafuq is dat?
>>734129745
story?
>>734130113
>computer forensics can still retrieve the data
>>734129745
would obama care?
>>734125053
>>734129648
Sir, there appears to have been a mix up.
This is 4chan not 9gag
Terribly sorry for the confusion, here ill point you back https://9gag.com/
>>734123585
Sauce
>>734123425
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>734122290
holy shit that dude is lucky he dropped that nigger
>>734130658
Don't try, the summerfags are here. All threads will have twice more autism as usual
>>734130658
That nigger sure comes from 9gag, but so do you you little kid.
>>734121211
>that other pig not giving a fuck about the gator and looking for the bait
>>734125678
>As the result of rising geopolitical tensions, North Korea has officially declared war on Japan. Here we see rare historic footage of an infantry parade before deployment.
>>734130563
>>734124787
>>734124787
>>734120113
>>734124588
the problem worong with these godamnpigs
is they make up a hero scenario in every situation
and go about on a murdering rampage to execute their end goal
usually given to them by their commander of pigs or their mayor of cocksuckers
>>734124399
funny how the minimum wagers risk their life to stop the car
>>734130986
Your bait is transparent as fuck
>>734124399
holy fuck this would be considered precision driving even if he was sober
>>734119690
is that blood or shit?
>no wait dont answer
>>734120384
Thought it was cool until I noticed the fucking anonymous masks.
>>734120732
I have the sudden urge to go work out, I will see you in half an hour guys.
>>734121480
If it wasn't for white people he wouldnt feel the need too prove his manliness. All white people should die, they only cause pain
>>734125448
>implying there were whites
>>734119690
u said "non-porn", liar...
>>734125226
i'd bet that too, and i'm german
>>734119812
loll whats the hate about? the increasing amount of crying queers on /b/ is alarming. pay a whore and get done with it if seeing a woman eating a sandwish triggers you
>>734123042
That's stupid. You're stupid
>>734123904
His own shoe too. smh tbh fam
>>734124182
The mind of woman on full display
>>734124318
God I love maine coon cats
>>734125911
good old bath salts
>>734128252
WTF happened?
>>734125911
is this attack on titan
>>734131712
hNGNGG I¡'D FUCK HER XD AMIRIT
e
>>734123084
Wtf? He was holding his wallet because his license was probably in it... that's not a reason to ahoot somebody. Not even in america. Why would you assume it's a gun anyways? Is it usual that ppl shoot at officers after being involved in a traffic accident? It's not like they were stopping charles manson.... they only idiot here is the cop who is afraid of 1 skinny guy to a level that he shoots him without even asking him what he has in is hand or just to drop it. People like that really shouldnt have the right to carry guns... let alone being a police officer. That's why police officers in the average 1st world country have to take psych tests. I can fully understand why cops would shoot ppl running or behaving strange or agressiv and shit, but to pull over a normal citizen and shoot him for holding his wallet in a fucking traffic-stop is not defendable.
>>734124691
This. More of this
>>734131381
Niggers did not have metal 2000 years ago, neither did they have woven clothing. but nice try at making them look better than they were!
>>734131067
your mental disorder is needing to be
hung from a tree.
the cop didnt say we got a warrant in that pig video, didnt say your under arrest
now do you in the middle of getign out of a car, not looking at the pig he says something like show us your hands and you get shot before you look
the cop intentiaonlly murdered him>>734120113
>>734129313
bro everybody knows that we white people are a bunch of racist privileged fucking rapist scum of the earth when shit like that happens nobody gives a fuck but if it was a nigger! would be a different story
>>734125678
Compare inner-city Tokyo to inner-city Chicago, then sit back and lose faith in humanity
>>734128035
>>734131283
I don't think those are Guy Fawkes masks. They're just skull bandanas. But it's hard to be sure.
>>734129823
Cuck
>>734129198
???
>>734125911
Just keep on ah drivin'
>>734131776
think he's dead?
>>734127632
What in the name of nigger?
>>734132357
most likely
>>734131381
Racist much?
>>734125521
Shouldn't have eaten a gallon of oatmeal before the porn shoot.
>>734129791
kill yourself cuck faggot
>>734128226
>>734125678
This is better with Hell March playing in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8edbqrjyLLo
>>734120113
Not the type of guy to make a significant impact on the world, I can tell you that
>>734132297
Eh. You might be right. The black one is for sure a bandana. Idk about the other one
>>734130023
A boon
>>734131712
nice pants
>>734124079
noob sniper was shooting tracer shots
>>734120541
what the fuck
>>734125911
Must've been some heavy shit for her to not even make herself decent.
>>734132357
no just tired
>>734129940
a black park. where only black people are allowed to go.
>>734125678
You just know some fur fag is going to get a hold of one of those costumes at some point. Then sew a pair of balls and hot glue a yellow horse cock on it. Then they will further disappoint their parents by adding to the pile of distinguish porn that seems to coat the internet like that skin that forms on Jello that has set out for too long.
>>734127857
>Granny visits the ghetto.
>>734128177
Fuckin lost. kek.
>>734129198
Faggot confirmed.
>>734132121
edgy teenager get ye gone
>>734125678
Chinpokomons are coming! Run!
>>734128177
I love le fat monkey
>>734120113
>this is 'murrica
> faggots actually justifying it
>>734120269
Let's beyblade
>>734120877
Skinned shins ooooouuuuch
>>734127735
>smiles while cat rubs piss on neck
I fucking hate cat people
>>734121604
Opening scene of Res Ev 7
>>734122369
Yes. Internal bleeding
>>734130358
>>734129745
Hemispherectomy
Left brain lobe can take ion all functions of the right, but not the other way around.
It can come with severe intelligence and speech capability loss, or with none. Its not know what it depends on and how is it possible that half a brain can function fully like a normal one as the surgery is extremely rare and there isnt enough patients for wide spread research.
>>734132031
There have been multiple copies shootings from traffic stops. Usually when someone has a warrant for arrest and they think that killing the cop is a better option
>>734121604
i'm just gonna keep to my cocaine thank you very much
>>734124399
>i know a shortcut
>>734131712
Damn, she got a thick booty
>>734125197
#bringonthenukes
>>734127735
what does the cat think?
>this is a nice neck
>I'm gonna piss all over this neck
>>734125678
Fucking near perfect synchronicity
>>734134263
eternal*
>>734128035
this is reversed fyi
>>734130379
Tourette syndrome. kinda feel bad, since you can't really control it.
>>734132080
had this done once. was 5 and slammed my finger in the door. Dad used a tiny drill bit and his fingers. Hurt like shit, but once that blood was out. heaven.
>>734135795
Oh so this guy wasn't some freak, he was actually doing a medical procedure? Cool
>>734124182
OMFGGGGGGG hahahhaa
>>734124399
talking about dying in the beach uh
>>734131459
o i am fappin
>>734121480
The dude in the white was trying to rape red shirt thats why he beat his ass
>>734132666
checked and kekked
>>734129519
I hate women but kill me if you think this is me
>>734136635
accurate
>>734136635
care to give your theory tf i'm witnessing.
>>734120269
He looks like jim carrey in the mask when he transforms
>>734128444
God damn that's hot.
>>734128847
even if it's harmless, do it inside your own 4 walls.
>>734136823
Bouncing Jews
>>734128663
source?
>>734137131
Fucking dogs never again question this shit I don't care if he's throwing acid in your face YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE IN HAVING A VOICE
>>734132068
saying this like its not their fault
>>734137423
so, satan summoning?
>>734131971
>>734132660
ms paint is hard
>>734132031
Yes, cops have the ability to see into the future and know exactly what you were holding when you were quickly jumping out of your vehicle
>>734128444
Source?
>>734137779
god fucking damnit shadman
>>734119812
This girl is cool
>>734123873
Why is yhis so funny? Fucking little ugly ass sandnigger
>>734124228
Thus begins Black Sheep
>>734138124
its fake
>>734129519
i don't get it, why does he keep putting his dick away then getting it out?