Raised in a mormon family. Ask me anything

are Mormon women horny as fuck?

I'm pretty sure they are

>>734113846
Teens, yes. They go to girl's camps, and when the adults aren't around they experiment with each other.
They're very easy to seduce, but it'll fuck them up mentally because they regret "breaking their covenants"

>>734113760
Btw pic is my missionary brother in Chile. He's one of the guys on the left

>>734113760
mormons in my experience always have a large group of "naughty mormons" which actually are totally not mormon and are actually pretty normal

are you one of those?

>>734114863
I myself am not mormon anymore, but when I was younger I didn't give a shit about the rules. It is common in mormons, the more your parents try to control you the more you resist their control

>>734113760
What's the weirdest thing about Mormonism?
>https://youtu.be/tu4y7x9LRyY

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>>734115278
They have this hella cultish astrology, they think god lives on a star called kolob, and they think that huge number of planets in the universe (and possibly the huge number of universes) is evidence that there are other gods that exist and rule their own people. They don't think that those other gods should be worshipped by us because they don't rule our planet. Mormons think god was like us once, among many others, and that he lived righteously and was rewarded by his god with his own god status. Mormons think if they live righteously, they'll become gods after death too.

I'm discretely head over heals in love with a young Mormon youtube star. Completely forbidden. I can't get her out of my mind.

>>734116403
Name?

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Did you upload a pic of your dick being sucked a short time ago? Asking because of reasons.

Me and a friend were sitting outside of a cafe the other week and two Mormon missionaries came up to us and we talked for a while. Afterwards, my friend gave them marijuana laced cookies and we watched one of them eat one. What do you think might have happened? Scarred for life?

>>734116536
Rachael

>>734116538
No I did not

>>734113760
Did they hate black people? How do they feel about Catholics? The Jews? I could never get over Jesus coming to America and the "Golden Plates" no one has seen.

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>>734116700
Holy shit kek nice
This probably happens more often than you think. Most likely he realized what happened, repented, and tried to be "more in tune with the spirit's guidance" so it doesn't happen again

Pic is a statue my parents have of Joseph Smith (left, looks like Nick Cage) and Oliver Cowdry (right, slightly less like Cage)

If I, a 26 year old, converted to Mormonism and moved to Utah, would I be easily accepted? Would it be a little late to find a wife out there?
I'm actually very interested in the culture and wholesome values and having 10 or more kids.

>>734117476
Haha awesome and thank you.

>>734116044
>they think god lives on a star called kolob, and they think that huge number of planets in the universe (and possibly the huge number of universes) is evidence that there are other gods that exist and rule their own people.
No one even really talks about that though.

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>>734117416
>did they hate black people
About as much as the rest of the US at the time, they were banned from receiving the priesthood until the late 1900's
>catholics?
Many mormons are converts from the catholic church
>jews?
They think the jews have missed some revelation
>jesus coming to america
They think he did that after he was resurrected and ascended. The book of mormon says america was inhabited by two races, the nephites and lamanites, and they were always fighting each other. The lamanites were cursed with dark skin because of their disbelief, and eventually they killed off all the nephites, and that's where native americans come from

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>>734113760
>Raised in a mormon family.
>Ask me anything


Are you going to father a bunch of kids that you can't care for with your 3 sister wives?

>>734117855
One of their favorite hymns is called If You Could Hie To Kolob. Look up the lyrics, it's all about that

I fucked a Mormon chick when we were in high school. She was an absolute whore. I literally could of pissed in her mouth and she would have accepted it.

Had multiple videos of me railing every hole on her body. Ditched them when I got married

>feels bad man

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>>734118298
Wow. I want to know everything about this religion.

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>>734115205
>I myself am not mormon anymore

Oh ohhhhh! Jack Mormon.

>>734113760
how accurate is Southpark about your "religion" ?

I hear mormons love cookies? I wanna hear more about the day-to-day mormon culture. Which state are you from?

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>>734114208
>but it'll fuck them up mentally because they regret "breaking their covenants"
Well who's fucking fault is that?

>>734117640
Should be as simple as that
>>734118491
They decided that god doesn't want mormon men to have multiple wives anymore, he just wanted them to populate the west more quickly after the pioneers got there
>>734118710
The mormons will say it's completely wrong and blasphemous, and I'll admit it's exaggerated

>>734118928
I live in Oregon but my whole family lives in Utah (surprise)
>>734118940
Actually most of the time they blame themselves for "giving in to temptation"

Married a mormon mommy with massive mammary glands. After we got married, she caught me masturbating, and went and told the bishop. He explained to me that I was comiting adultery. Feel bad for adultering with Sharon Stone and Sasha Grey.

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Bump

>>734118528
I know that hymn dude.
A lot of people in the church don't even know what Kolob is.
Certainly I didn't for a long time.

How accurate is SLC Punk??

>>734113760
how many kids you planning on having?

OP!

>>734120147
They don't talk about it very much, probably because they know it sounds crazy
>>734120261
Never heard of it
>>734120646
Not many. I have some serious depression issues, and I don't want my kids to have them too
>>734120772
Still here. Watchu want?

Pic is my mom's garments (magic underwear)

>>734120772
I NEED you to watch SLC Punk! Holy cow, it's like one of the best movies ever!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DILdeHgWF-U

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>>734121058
Sorry, forgot to attach pic

>>734121196
Please tell me more about Mormon under garments.

>>734121194
Looks dope. Funny that it's rated r, that means mormons won't watch it kek
>>734121404
It's symbol of purity, but like entering the temples you have to be worthy of wearing them. It's supposed to give you some sort of protection against evil or danger or whatever

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>>734121807
Nice. Yeah, the trailer doesn't do a bit of justice for the movie. It's a classic.

What are high schools like in Utah?

>>734121196
Why do you have your mom's underwear? (serious question)

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>>734119371
I'm okay with this.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/on-set-with-the-woman-making-mormon-porn-in-utah

>>734122187
Like any other high school but with more mormons. The buildings are cleaner and there's less swearing, and everyone assumes everyone else is mormon
>>734122385
I'm at my parents' house right now, I don't just take my mom's underwear everywhere I go. If I did, you should be okay with that. This is /b/, you're into that shit

>>734122697
Fucking kek

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So I'm reviewing the videos of the "young Mormon youtube star" that I'm "discreetly head over heals in love with" and I'm noticing that she seems to be wearing these special under garments you speak of.
It's making me feel some very interesting sensations....
At what age do people generally begin wearing them?

kekers

>>734123258
Adulthood. Did your crush go on a mission?

Hey OP, I have some mormon relatives in Oregon. Actually one of my ancestors sold a big tract of land to Brigham Young in Utah and then headed north to the La Grande area.
Anyway, I know the Book of Mormon is insane and Joseph Smith was a major conman, but still, Mormons are the coolest and nicest people I ever meet. Why are they so chill and nice?

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>>734122697
>mormon-porn

>>734123514
Doubt it. She's 14.

OP were nuggets niggered bigger nigger nigger nigger ? Or nigger gang of be a nigger roody poo Fuck?

Jew faggot new Gingrich

>>734123558
They believe in something that makes them happy (and that tells them to be chill and nice)
>>734123725
The mormon porn is always fake. If anyone can get sauce on amateur mormon porn, that would be neat
>>734123729
Then she's not weating garments. How old are you, btw?
>>734123871
Something like that

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>>734124209
sigh..26...not a creep
It's more complicated than it sounds.
I'm a bit abnormal and I have a very specific type...
I'd never actually contact her or try anything with her.
This is why I'm interested in moving to Utah.

I might be losing my mind

>>734124209
I'm on the run from my ward right now I told the missionarios that I wouldn't be available TWO weeks running. Surely the bishop will come soon...

What opinions do lifelong Mormons have of converts? I knew someone who converted and was an alcoholic divorced etc. They seemed to be okay with them but who knows what was being said behind closed doors.

>>734124818
They'll just tell the members to be friendly with you and make you feel welcome, and then they'll all be overly nice to you to a point where it's just creepy because it seems so fake
>>734124870
They're actually jealous of converts because their faith is much stronger. Lifelong mormons don't know anything ourside of mormonism, so it's less if a comfort and more of a routine to them

>>734125504
Well I was raised I've >>734124818

I've Been in and out of the church a long time now. They've been trying to convince me to become a missionary for some time...

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>>734113760
Are you all pervs like pic related?

Do mormons like Trump? Do they even care that much about politics?

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>>734121807
>It's supposed to give you some sort of protection against evil or danger or whatever

So like
>be mormon
>be walking to church
>shady-looking guy approaches
>pulls out knife, tells me to give him all my valuables
>hand him book of mormon
>say "nothing is more valuable than the light of christ"
>get fucking stabbed
>realize i forgot to wear my garments
>don't get that sweet 30% damage reduction
>mfw

my brother is doing his mission right now in the Philippines.

>>734127498
Is he dead to you?

>>734127729
what do you mean?

Filipinos share a strange amount of ancestry with Mexicans

>>734127886
Do you support him or are you disappointed?

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>>734127283
>nothing is more valuable than the light of christ

Why do you guys store tons of food in your basements???? Doomsday prep?

>>734128094
i'm not mormon so I don't really care lol. I thought of all the places you could go to (good places) kinda fucked up to go to the Philippines

>>734128627
Basically. All the prophecies of the second coming predict famine, war, natural disasters, etc

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>>734127283
Include me in the screencap

>>734127283
>nothing is more valuable than the light of christ
>don't get that sweet 30% damage reduction

Fukken kek

Why are momos so good at baking cookies

I was talking to a Mormon from NZ a couple of days ago using the TalktoStrangers chat. She was a 37 yo female judging by her nickname. As soon as she heard that I was from Israel she was very excited and our chat became so much more exciting and personal. I never understood exactly what the Mormons believe but she told me that they think we're the chosen ones and that they'll back up the Jewish people no matter what.

I kinda felt bad since they like a community of people that generally being hated quite a lot and to be honest, I understand why everybody hates us. It's completely understandable. I told her that we're only human being and that we're just normal and she shouldn't care and "worship" the Jewish people so much but she kept on going on how the Jewish are the most important and that her whole life they've been studying the history of the Jewish people.

She had to leave since her phone was running out of battery and I was quite sad. She seemed like a really nice person and I was appreciating her dedication and love towards us. In the end I sent her love and energy from here and she was very excited and happy to hear that, and she told me she enjoyed my company and we said goodbye. I'll probably never see her again but I will continue to hang around that chat, maybe I will find her again.

Sometimes meeting people online can leave a deep impact on you. I hope she's okay and that she will have a great life.