what questions / methods do you use to get chicks to send you nudes?

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This has worked 3 times out of 4

Not be subhuman trash.

>>734112099
I pretty much just berate them into sending something, sometimes they get scared and it works, but like 9.8/10 times I get blocked.

>>734112232
>on /b/
>not be subhuman trash

Find the girls with low self esteem and pretend like you care about their problems. After a week or so, theyll feel obligated to do something for you.

>>734112099

I tell them I have a skinny penis but i will only show it on cam, if they want to look at it, then they will nearly show tits to help me get it erect, that includes the ones who laugh when they see it.

Not saying this would work for everyone and definitely won't work for someone with a cock that might be laughed at if you get offended or hurt by that.

Trick is not to take yourself too seriously.

Send fake dick pics and use what social skills I have, which is very little. Works 1 out of 9000 times.

>>734112528
pretend to care sounds beta as hell and doesnt seem to me that it will work
you got any contrary evidence?

>>734112754
>got any contrary evidence?
that's your job

>>734112871
i might of misscomunicated has it worked for you in the past?

>>734112230
im gonna test this mabye 1/100 women might feel sorry for me

>>734112754
Found a chick on a garrys mod server who got raped by her cousin 5 times. Apparently i was the first one she told and she was really thankful. If you play your cards right, which is very easy with low self esteem women, you can get some tit and pussy pics.

>>734112980
was my bad actually

>>734113073
play your cards right
thats the part where im having trouble what would you do?

>>734113278
Just kind of make subliminal comments. Compliment her really subtle at first and then go full out fuckboy. These women have never been complimented in their life, so it makes them feel some type of way. If they start complimenting back, then you're in. After that, you basically start sexting.

>>734113543
got any stories that make you realy proud about getting nudes?

>>734113831
Well, not really. I kind of feel bad after I get them because I cut contact. The pictures are amazing though. The girl who got raped by her cousin was a crazy bitch and would send me nudes while I was in public of her DDD tits. I cut her off recently, though because she was trying to become more than what we really were.

>>734114221
post them

>>734114444
the quads don't lie

>>734114221
aww shit that sounda kinda bad for both of you

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>>734114444
quads

>>734114587
dude I did not expect them when I posted it

>>734114653
i know hence the *** face

>>734112099
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive

it's really, ridiculously easy.

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>>734114221
>>734114444
>>734114511
>>734114547
>>734114587
>>734114653
Sorry to disappoint you niggers, along with the almighty quads, but I didn't screenshot them because of a deal. Pic related is her though.

>>734114800
That's why you use a third party screen recorder

>>734114800
post her SC

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>>734114927
Yeah, I didn't think about that during the actual thing.
>>734115139
Nope, I've been down that road before.

>>734115214
u got some dank skillz who taught you

>>734115345
Kind of just put 2 and 2 together one day

>>734115578
been trying for a couple of years now mabye im doing something wrong but i just cant see it

>>734112099
You mean from those that give a damn about you or know who you are?

i just show them my dick

>>734116666
quads
and no from chicks whom ive spent some time talking to

>meet girl
>go out
>really like her
>listen to her problems
>get married
>buy a house
>have kids
>grow old
>can you send me sum tets
>oldsaggyasstitties.jpg
>fmllllll

>>734112230
Just worked 3 times out of 9. Good success rate. Although pics are nothing to write home about

>>734116838
gaygay gay

>>734116666
trick question how do you not get yourself into the friendzone, i get that chicks dont get you ther you do but ive seemed to miss the whole how to not get there in the first place

>>734117749
You don't have to do that to get pics?
>>734116838
If you didn't say yet, how do you get it done?

>>734117918
Just talk, send pics and then ask for nudes

>>734117896
How do you be forward with them to make interest known, but not too forward so that you get in hot water for harassment? Dunno, requires skills.

>>734112099
1. I'll pay you if you do it
2. Hey! I'm a lesbian like you, let's change photos!
3. If you don't show me your boobs I'll kill myself
4. I'm famous

>>734118085
Send pics of what? If not your junk, of your photography skills of what?

>>734118136
mah point exactly its a very delicate balacne and takes years to master id just like a simple tip to not suck so much

>>734112099
Me: "Hey, can you send me some nudes?"

Her: "Sure."

Can you safely screenshot/save skype pics or is it like snapchat?

>>734118418
From average women or from certain magazines, movies and sites?

>>734118418
i see 1/1000043254 times that working

>>734118280
Get advice from those lucky guys who have already succeded with that goal and post in those threads celebrating the female form any time here. Maybe you'll find someone who'll give you pointers.

>>734118812
you are a genius <3

>>734119022
;)
>>734118812
That's "succeeded"

>>734119176
>>734119176

thats genius
succeed is getting nudes

anyone got any good celebrating female form threads?

>>734118425
Pls someone answer i might get nudes!

Anyone know how to figure out if they are willing to send pics. Im asking cuz a girl who is a friend of mine and dont want her to get pissed off

I go out and socialise with people normally ends up with me getting a few drinks for a girl then taking her home for the night.

>>734121767
If i wasnt a tottal betafag id go out and do that how do you get over the crippling anxiety that comes from comunicating with a female

>>734112528
nah, this though. femanon here and usually if a dude just puts up with my crazy ass for a couple of days I'll feel comfortable giving nudes for more validation/because they dealt with my fucked up bullshit.

>>734122195
The rocks around feet jump in river.

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>>734112099
literly join any dating site that ever existed. and then have a decent profile image

>>734122318
Firstly Tits or get the fuck out
Secondly i think what op means that when he puts up with girls fuked up shit they friendzone him. I have had simmilar experiences

>>734118280
do you know how to flirt?

>>734122987
you can put up with a girl's fucked up shit and still come off a bit domineering/keep the masculinity. think, like, caring alpha vibe is what you guys would want to aim for.

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>>734112099
threaten to kill or hurt their family members

>>734112528
to much work man
any short cuts to this?

>>734121751
get drinks with her

First casual conversation. Then ask if they are comfortable sending nudes. Then I get them non stop once I send a dick pic and they fall in love.

>>734122195
practice

I need to find a GF. Any alpha males here with good techniques to pick up chicks?? I go out somewhat regulary, had sex via 1 tinder but she was ugly and weird. I need at least 6.5/10 and not crazy