WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A SIT DOWN MEAL WITH AN ADULT

Coconut lime and ghost chilli bbq'd chicken
Shot was cash and gote laid

>>734087678
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TUCKED YOUR DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND DANCED AROUND LIKE A BITCH???

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>>734087928
>ghost chilli
>not having fire shits

>>734087678
2010, and never again anon. I prefer to eat in peace, and not have somebody harping at me about a million pointless things.

>>734087678
>jj
>adult

nope

>>734087678
Yesterday we went to brunch together

I just finished making my wife and I fajitas made with tortillas I made myself from scratch.

>>734088031
you're right, she's better than a adult

>>734087678
2014, only girl that ever showed interest in me. I was 18 or 19 and we made dinner together

July 29, 2012. Grilled some hamburgers on the grill the night before some drunk driver crashed into my fiancée.

Not including family, 2012.
Wasn't even a date, just a friend.

Never.

This wednesday off out with hottest of hot nurses, boom

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>>734087678
Huehuehuehue
> I just had a girl smoke me out and take me out for pho.
> A week before that I had my gf buy me sushi

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>>734087928
peng af

mad props that Howard Hughes would be jealous of

>>734087956
Maybe last year; can't remember

>>734087993
fine, gives you more room on the table for your fedora and your vape
>who am I kidding you never take that thing off you greasy fat fuck

>>734088038
nice

>>734088164
sounds pretty peng

>>734088304
where is her body buried?

>>734088376
was the grill chrome? No wonder she got crashed into - stop cooking on car grills

>>734088394
2012? Blame the mayans

>>734088495
wew

>>734088557
being in the hospital and having a nurse feed you is not a shared meal. Your bed sores and bed pans are also her responsibility. ew.

>>734088601
pho? damn son, free too. Winning.

>>734087678
i get all the points because mommy always takes me out to eat on sundays. and we ate chocolate cake yesterday that i made all by myself.

>>734087678
Why do you show us this cute litte TRANSSEXUAL boy?

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>>734089907

>>734087678
Last night when I made dinner for myself and girlfriend. Shrimp stir fry.

Last night with my mummy

Last night and every night

>>734087678
Today. Lunch was beef brisket, baked potatoes, and roasted corn on the cob. I cooked.

Dinner was a quick trip to subway. She paid.

Minus points for me since she's my wife

>>734087678
2 weeks ago, saw a movie too. She paid also and drove me. Was fun, plan on going somewhere again with her this weekend. Shes great honeslty both personality wise and hot af, sort of short and great figure.

Can only hope i can keep her honestly, i wish you guys luck on finding someone, the great ones exist, but the ones that are worth it are never easy :/

>>734090121
>Minus points for me since she's my wife
This, married as fuck. Last time I cooked was Sunday brunch, bacon, soft poached eggs and toast plus tea/coffee.

>>734090161
>She paid also and drove me
what a faggot
Never let the woman drive. deep down she wishes for someone better than you.

All of these options happen on a semi daily basis with girlfriend of five years. If these things are a bigot deal in your life you are doing something wrong.

>>734090242
sure faggot, sure.

like a year ago she invited me for some Chinese and paid for it.

>>734090242
Naw fam, she just wanted to drive lol.

>>734087678
Went out with qt 8/10 blasian former coworker like a week and a half ago. She lemme do about a half gram of her coke, bought me a few drinks and smoked me a big fat j. Tbh I think she might want the D, it's only hard to tell cause we've been friends for a few years and we've never both been single at the same time. She still has a bf but he's a piece of shit. What do /b/? Do I make a move or wait til she gets more obvious about being into me?

>>734090297
Most people here are doing life wrong, you're the odd one here.

>>734090462
Depends on whether the boyfriend can kick your ass

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>>734090350

>>734090462
>dating a girl who's addicted to coke
>who already has a bf
>who's probably a nigger
>who probably has herpes

nah, enjoy your free coke and bounce on that shit famalam

>>734087678

This morning, i made breakfast, we went out for lunch afterwards.

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>>734087678
I had a smoothie with this adult female last week no bulshit
Try reverse searching it
Faggots

>>734090961
fatasses

Six days ago. Salad with salmon and a cranberry ice tea. And then her cunt. Was good too.

>>734090690
No way in hell, he's a bitch

>>734090893
You make some good points, maybe I can get some pussy to go with the coke tho. Plus she's pushing a 9/10 tbh, she's hot af.

>>734087678
in n out burger isnt where you take a female.
if your female is absolute trash then that makes sense

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>>734090065
peng. She's lucky to have a guy that can cook.

>>734090121
see above.

>>734090161
did you get food for the movie as well?

>>734090350
she wants that sauce of sum yung guy you fool.

>>734090462
what did you eat tho

>>734090961
you eat breakfast? I thought there were no morning people on 4chan

>>734091191
>cranberry
>eat her out

that's commitment

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>>734091776
Just drinks. Saw guardians of the galaxy 2.

>>734091776
I had a milkshake actually, she bought that too.

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>>734091018
very rude

when was the last time u followed /b/ instructions
>go to google
>type in "pimpsandhost" no space
>click images
>profit
>?????

Is 15 yo an adult? :3

>>734092725
its CP don't do it!!

>>734092069
Do you like the movie?

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>>734091401
i take her other places too geeze calm down

>>734087678
Don't trust bitches that pay for your meal. They want to get knocked up by you. I know from experience.

>>734087678

About four weeks ago.

>McDick's ice cream at midnight
>she paid

And still, haven't gotten laid.

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>>734087678
So would I get double bonus bonus points if she paid for the stuff I used to cook with?

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>>734087678
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>734088857
>getting mad at a guy for having more freedom than you

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>>734093350

kek, not true. So deep into the friendzone that I might as well print a "beta male orbiter" on my forehead.

My friend has paid for my drinks when I went out with her, tea and other shit. Bought her things as well so it's mutual.

>>734093656
who is this

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>>734087678
Made my girlfriend a full fry up breakfast in bed yesterday, everything, haggis, white pudding, the works. She came with me to Accident and Emergency the night before when I had to take my gran up to get checked out and we sat for literally 5 hours so I owed her even though she insisted it wasn't a hassle and she wanted to. I've got a good one.

>>734094184
idk does it matter?

>>734092069
Ay is that version of clover apk still available? All I can find is this new one

>>734094243
By girlfriend do you mean sister

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>>734094243

>breakfast for gf in bed
>I've got a good one

>>734087678
Back in March, we split the bill

>>734087678
Last night, the night before and the night before that

I live with my girl

Come suck us off

>>734087678
>Never
Should I jus kill myself already?

>>734087678
today with mom

>>734087678
Yeah, every night. I'm married. I even went for a business lunch with a female colleague last week sometime.

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>>734094650

>home cooked meals

with the rise of two parent working households and access to fast food it is a rarity that homes actually prepare food these days

you guys are a lucky rarity.

>>734094631

depends on your age.

It'll get better, man. There's hope for us.

>>734094432
Nah my sister is a lazy bitch, good luck getting her to take my gran anywhere.

>>734094438
I don't get it.

>>734087678

OP's girl is cutte.