sup /b/ i just took a shower
ama
What did you wash first? Second? Next? Last?
Timestamp and sex or GTFO!
>>734084295
hair, dick, arms, feet
Hot, warm, or cold?
>>734084696
hot
what yir favorite flavor of ice cream
Water temp....
Cold, tepid, mild, warm, piping, or thermonuclear?
>>734084766
chocolate
>>734084770
chernobyl
>>734084721
>>734084770
Disregard. I see someone already asked.
How long were you in there for?
>>734084211
What time is it ?
>>734084818
around 10 minutes. Fapping took 5 mins
>>734084818
about 20 minutes
>>734084821
6:39 am EST
>>734084211
im looking forward to have a shower. anything i have to take into account?
>>734084211
Chek'd
Bar soap or gel?
>>734084211
hopefully you're not doing that more than twice a week
>>734084931
be careful and dont slip on soapy water
>>734084951
gel
>>734084951
I used shampoo for soap
>>734084931
let the warm water run for a few moments, because it might be too cold in the beginning
OP do you ever brush and floss your teeth in the shower?
>>734085050
sometimes i brush my teeth in the shower, never floss
>>734084211
Did you use up all the hot water?
>>734084996
>>734084893
not my posts
in the shower do you use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, & on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub?
Do you ever let the water flow off the tips of your fingers and pretend you're aquaman? Or claw violently at the walls and pretend you're Jewish?
>>734085128
no, but sometimes when i feel a big fart coming, i will turn around and let the water run between my cheeks before i let it rip
>>734085128
Triggered.
t. Yehuda.
>>734084211
Do you urinate first, or just pee in the shower if you have to?
>>734085229
i piss first. if im in the shower and need to piss, i get out and piss in the toilet
>>734085266
i let the water flow off the tip to pretend im aquaman. kek.
>>734085362
i'll try it next time, just for you my man
>>734085266
Chek'd
Good answer.
Do you get dressed right away, or do you lounge around in a bathrobe until its time to get ready?
>>734085408
i usually put on some underwear and sit around wearing nothing else for a while
>>734084211
did you clog the drain with all of the dead skin? Or did you previously roll it off in little footballs?
>>734085454
no, and no i just scrub it off when i shower
>>734085446
The Morning Fap:
Before
During
Or After the shower.
>>734085573
before, so i can clean up any stray cummy residue
>>734085642
That's good personal hygiene.
Have you ever tried to stick a shampoo bottle up your ass?
>>734085765
nah
>>734085800
ever shoved anything up your ass?
apparently its not gay, so they tell me
>>734085905
i haven't, but a lady i was having relations with once tried to stick her finger up there. i didnt like it
Do you face the water or away from it for most of the shower?
Are you aware of the benefits of cold showers? Increased circulation, increased testosterone, increases immunity, decreased depression.
>>734086188
i dont really know, i never really thought about it or payed attention. i guess i face away from it most of the time, if i had to guess.
im aware, but i love a scorching hot shower
>>734085960
Washing the Buttcrack and Rectum:
Barehanded
Wash Cloth
Scotch Brite Pad
>>734086287
i have a separate scrubber thing that i use just for the ass and hole
>>734084211
Heh
I got that same shower head, but with an additional head on a handle that detaches
pretty nifty one too cause both heads can run at the same time. Not a lot of them I see can do that.
>>734086287
Not OP, but I don't ever actually wash my ass crack. I'll let soapy water run down there and pull my cheeks apart a little. I wipe my ass when I get our of the shower so that it is dry and clean though.
Is this weird?
>>734086426
Go wash your ass.
>>734086364
Another good personal hygiene practice.
Shaving:
Before
After
Wispy Neckbeard is never shaved.
>>734086576
right after. hair is softer and easier to shave off after a hot shower.
>>734086426
Not weird. You are doing it correct. Soap on your rectum can be dangerous. You're meant to take care to not get too much frangrant kinda stuff there. Can cause trouble for your colon if it 'leaks' in
>>734086622
Dubbs of Hygiene checked
Deodorant:
Stick
Spray
Gel
Also:
Scented
Unscented
>>734086726
stick. gel makes me itch, and sprays are just too messy for me. scented.
>>734086784
Shampoo:
Name brand
Dollar Tree Generic Stuff
>>734087030
generic brand head and shoulders
Anyone like to male the water real hot then sit on the floor and just let that water caress you all over.
>>734087389
i like to do that sometimes
>>734087069
Good choice.
One towel, or multiple towels?
>>>brb. Gonna take my own shower now.
>>734084211
did you shake off the excess water before stepping out of the shower stall?
>>734087446
2 towels usually. have a nice shower
>>734085266
fuck just piss on your feet. good against fungal infection!
>>734087389
>>734087433
You 2 should shower together. Post results.
>>734087473
i use my hands to wipe off excess water before i get out.
>>734087484
i've did that before when i had a case of athletes foot.
>>734087495
shower bros
>>734084211
Do you spread your cheeks and let a stream of water hit your ass crack to ensure all traces of shit have been cleaned off?
>>734087539
>i use my hands to wipe off excess water before i get out.
me too, I just didn't know how to describe that
>>734087632
now you do, my dude
>>734087595
Oh, my man. Nothing worse than being near someone and they smell like actually shit. You're one of the master race anon.
>>734084211
Sink master race reporting in.
>>734087706
i agree. i also dont get how someone can stand just being around with their ass feeling grimy and gross.
Anyone intentionally gone as long as possible before having a shower just so you can enjoy it more.
In b4 this is 4chan and some people haven't showered in months.
okay dudes, i gotta go to work! thanks for the fun thread. i hope you all have great showers and/or baths.
>>734088183
Have a good one, op!
Just got out of the shower now
And man, do I feel fresh and clean!
Damn. Now I wanna shower with another dude. Just to see what its like. Definitely no homo.
>>734087996
I didn't used to shower as a teenager and I have to force myself to do it now. Going a day without a shower feels okay, the first day after not showering is good, day after that you start to look a little rough, then after that it starts getting uncomfortable and after about 4 days you start getting black shit on the underside of your elbows and knees and end up being itchy everywhere
>>734089422
Chek'd
Try showering every other day
>>734084864
i take an hour to wash and if i want to cause a water shortage ill masturbate for 40 more minutes?
just been addicted to hot water for several months.