/nzg/ - New Zealand General.

>>734076478

Ok

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>>734076478
Anonnz edition

Whats the best way to get viagra out of the pharmacy? Do i just tell them my dick dont work, or do they need to hear certain key words?

>>734077946
just tell them the truth that you're a cuck and you cant get hard without the thought of your wife getting bred by a black bull

Why are IDs even gone?

>>734076478
Niggers

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>>734076478
sup you fucking faggot
help me out here you niggers
i drink 2 bottles of whiskey a week, its not like im getting fucking drunk every night, just a couple after work you know? the gf keeps bitching about it, what do

>>734078985

If you drink 3 a week you will find you are far less worried about it

>>734079144
>help me out here you niggers
good tip familio but i was asking for high quality maori advice

>>734076478
You filthy niggers, go back to Zealand.

Also, Auckland reporting.

>>734078985
protip: kys

>>734079447
im trying faggot

>>734078985
Tell her to fuck off. If she doesn't like it she can leave you. You don't have to change for anyone but yourself.

>>734079403

I think your shit out of luck, as they only use the internet for the Tab, buy sell and trade groups on facebook, and porn.

>>734079429
Where in Auckland?

>>734079403
>maori advice

You should already know the answer is to knock her out then rape her

>>734079669
New Lynnish.

>>734078985
Sorry to break it to you, but two bottles of whisky (1.4 - 2 litres) a week drops you straight into alcoholic territory.
Get help.

>>734077946
Prescription only.

>>734079740

It didnt used to be. Some pharmacies could prescribe it themselves after an in house consult

>>734079740
it's been available over the counter since late 2014

>>734079738
oh fuck now she's monitoring me on /b
listen bitch i work a high stress job, if i wasnt burning plastic on liquor it'd be going towards counselling and anti-depressants

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>>734079804
>>734077946

Just tell your doctor you're impotent. There's nothing more to it than that.

Someone want to send my ex a dick pic or twelve for me?

>>734079863
what's your job fag?

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What's the name of this movie again?

>>734079804
>>734079855
Specially trained pharmacists with out prescription

>>734080103
This bitch gets beaten up for multiple reasons! Number 1 will SHOCK you!

1. SHE DIDNT COOK ME SOME FUCKING EGGS

>>734080328
I'm shocked,no bacon should have killed her.

Dunedin reporting.

Here goes 2 weeks of nothing but assignments and exams!

First assignment is to re-create the game "Space Invaders" using C# and Windows Forms. shall be a lot of fun.

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Any chy nudes?

>>734081197
Where the cuck is chy and why is she so ugly?

>>734081197
i hope so my dude

>>734081161

So that a couple of 60 hour weeks? You can do it. I dont envy you the stress of the exams though

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Wellington checking in.

>>734081391
Nah, i was over-exaggerating it. It's really not that bad lol. Will only spend ~3-4 hours a day on assignments if that will get them all done piece of piss.

Exams are the big stress, but even then not that bad. I'm pretty chilled out about it all.

yeh crackin into exam mode now. cannot fucking wait to make money and not be a poor student next year

>>734081623
what does that pic even mean

Its ya boi, Big D.
Protip:I have a small dick

Whos fuckin number is this: 0220195762

>>734081899
It's mine. Send me pics of your tiny dick please.

>>734082017

Just sent one

anyone heard from that faggot that paid a thai trap to fuck him up the ass?

>>734082078
ty bbe

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Wellington life bois

>>734082118
Nup, I assume he got murdered

>>734081899

Someone posted this on a thread earlier, said she likes black dick

honest question, do you consider yourself a loser?

i feel like most of the people on /b/ are. i'm pretty fucking certain i wouldn't hang out with any of you in real life, but it's kinda crackup here

thoughts?

>>734081822
that we got a slut on the loose

>>734082304

B+? She might be on the loose but she sure as shit isnt on the loose here

B+ stands for aids positive

>>734082259

No, Im acheiving my realistic goals to a certain extent. I might not always be happy but Im always winning most of my battles

>>734082259

Nah bro, I'm a fitizen. Get Mired a bunch by stacys. Fuck my female flatmate from time to time, she's pretty average though. I'm really waiting for that average looking chick that's an absolute freak in the sheets

kno im sayn

>>734082680
why average? don't rate yourself that highly?>>734082610
'achieving realistic goals to a certain extent' sound kinda shit tbh

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Truckboy reporting. Evening lads.

>>734082055
Where's his ear? What did he do?

>>734082259
Nah I'm happy with where I'm headed. I come here to let off steam and talk about shit I might not wanna with ppl I know IRL. I'm sure I'd get along with most peeps here.

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>>734082680
you seem like a loser

>>734082455
You've obviously never been to uni here cos that's the system they use now. She's from Wellington by the way

>>734082803

She's a good bitch and attractive, don't get me wrong. Shes just a shitty root.

>>734076478
Welcome to Australia.

All your friends are already here.

Apparently the aurora is going off tonight. Anyone in Otago or Southland able to confirm? Helps if you look south and aren't in a city.

>>734082949
The ones who go to Australia aren't our friends. They're Maoris.

>>734082850

Fuck off B8

where's the dunners weed ffs

>>734082983
The Aurora was going off last night, idk about tonight. I can't afford the gas to go have a look either.

>>734082680
Well i fuck my male flatmate from time to time and admire myself in the mirror. Top that.

>>734082858

By 'here' I meant here, on /b/, not on /B+/

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>>734083006
step up cunt I'll bottle you

>>734082850
yeah didn't wanna say it, wasn't sure if he was taking the piss or not.
>>734083043
hahaha it's not even dry mate

>>734081161
>oes 2 weeks of nothing but assignments and
What paper is this ?

>>734082803

House, car, mrs with a banging rack, good credit, good kids. Theres room for improvement for sure, but Im achieveing my realistic goals, and thats nothing to be sniffed at.

Whats more Im actually doing it instead of just dreaming it

>>734083235
Bachelor of IT

By the Asians of Auckland! You can't see my ID flag!!!!

>>734083189
then fucking give us the hook up

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Windy city reporting in.

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>>734083318

>>734083074

Hold my beer

Not even shitting you here, I sometimes get up to "piss" and all i do is just go into the bathroom and lift up my shirt to check out my stomach and man tits, then i flush and leave.

>>734082997
Kiwi lies.

I know you're posting from OZ yourself.

>>734083074
well i fuck my best friend's brother all the time and i identify as a straight male

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>>734083468
Bro. I have a fucking mirror in my room and stare at my fat stomach jiggle as I masturbate.

Get on my level.

>>734076478
>/nzg/ - New Zealand General

Fuck this /pol/ style shit
It's not /nzg/
It's just a fucking NZ thread
Go die in a fire OP

>>734083119

Mate, your fucking sippy cup ain't made o glass. Sort it out.

It's finally summer time.

>>734083553

Mate

Mate

I Jack off till I'm about to cum, then lean over the edge of my bed with my head on the floor and cum in my own mouth.

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>>734083511
well i've got news for you kiddo

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>>734083625
I'll slap your shit in

>>734083671

americuck

>>734083737

More like you'll push it in with your dick. Faggot

got em

>>734083747
Nah. Down south mate. Winter's the only summer around here. True to form, it's the sunniest it's been all year.

>>734083609
>being this new

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>>734083789

>>734083808

Springs shit

Autumns shit

Summers sunny as fuck

Winters sunny as fuck.

>>734084032
I feel ya. Spring is the worst.
Summer's sometimes really sunny, but mostly cloudy. And winter's usually sunny but really damn cold.

Many people here from chch?

>>734083846
Not new. Just sick of this faggot shit.

>>734084206
lurk moar, faggot

>>734084206
Yeah, what a shame that this isn't another trap/facebookfap/loli thread. /b/ would be so fucking awesome if it wasn't for this one thread you don't have to click on

>>734084193
Gloucester St, Linwood

>>734084219
Just because you have been doing this faggotry for a year or so doesn't make it right

>>734084331
It's the moral equivalent.

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>>734084206
How long you been lurkin the NZ thread then aye?

>>734084428
bout tree fiddy

>>734084428
You haven't been doing this /nzg/ shit for anywhere near as long as I have been around, faggot

>>734084345

You at the hostel opposite the subway? I used to live a few doors down

>>734083715
Mate, I lean over and store my cum in a bottle.

I got four of em in storage and I'm starting the 5th soon.
I plan on bathing in it.

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>>734084364
Oh daddy Hitler-kun, fill up my concentration camp with your jews UGUUUU~~~~

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>>734084498
>gets asked a question.
>answers with a undefined dick mesurement.

Yeah sure you have bro, we believe you.

>>734084567
god i wish she had a penis

>>734084567
Proves my point with your /pol/ style bullshit

>>734084787
i will literally cuck you

Auckland fag reporting in to tell you mushy season is in effect cunts! I'm ready to talk to some fucking machine elves

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>>734084787
Trying to bait the bait which was baiting your original bait.

Kill me.

>>734084535
Nah further down towards the BP. Shit now I feel like subway. That's a good one to sit at and watch the Swedish tourists from the hostel.

>>734084633
I heard that you liek Mudkips

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>>734084925

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>>734084879
Don't give away my plan!

>>734084921

I saw one german go into subway and ask for hot chips. The 'sandwich artist' couldnt believe what he was hearing

none of this shitposting is helping me get weed

>>734084787

What's that i hear? A man, coughing in the distance. A Far cough. Far cough

Fuck of NZ, go have another earthquake

>>734085191
THIS

>>734085191

Last one was an hour and twenty ago. We dont give a shit. Try harder next time

Do you guys piss in the shower? Was talking with mates and discovered I'm the only person who gets out to piss in the toilet. I thought everyone did that.

Next time I shower I might pee in there. Seems way degenerate though.

>>734085191

Yes fuck of NZ

of course

of literacy

you have none, UNREADABLE

>>734085173
You were coughing on a sheep?

>>734085340

Bro, I shit and piss in the shower. Just stomp it down.

>>734085340

Well, its sterile when it comes out of you, then goes straight down the drain. The soap that comes off my hair is probably dirtier than my piss, and I get that shampoo all down my body

>>734085377

Wow, got em. Got em good.

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>>734084498
You're meming on it.

>>734079863
so then spend it on Counselling and Anti-Depressants? Seriously dude.

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>>734085372
Hi it's me, the fuck of New Zealand. Giz some fuck cuz.

>>734085529

Nah bro, just drink more. You can't drink once you're dead.

>>734085412
Now I know you're lying. No one on earth over the age of four would shit in the shower.

>>734085437
You make a good point.

>>734085340
I piss in the shower, have no reason to not to.

cbf getting out to use the toilet when the drainage from the shower is legit the same thing, saves time too can just let the piss go freeeeeee

>>734085723
>not pissing in piss bottles
Fucking normie

>>734085524
This /nzg/ is faggotry based on /pol/ shit that started with Syria years ago. Go suck Assad's dick. 2014 isn't shit.

Chch eastside power just went out. I blame winston peters

>>734085710

What? you can fully shit down the plug hole. I learn't it from a mate when we were having a shower together, he had a plug with no strainer and just took a shit straight down there, no prob. I have to stomp mine down because i have a strainer.

>>734086105

no power, fuckn winny is at it again

>>734085944
No, this /nzg/ shit started with IDBro

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>>734086105
My job is here is done.

Lol just listening to Marcus Lush on ZB and he's said power black out in New Brighton. A few mins ago in Linwood my power flared so must be related.

>>734086170
rip in peace

>>734086311

Street lights just came on one street over. Hopefully Im next. Im down to 12% battery and theres plenty of shitposting still to be done tonight

>>734083284
>Bachelor of IT
fucking topzozzlerozzle, what fucking no name polytech is this

>>734086170
Literally everyone likes him.

>>734086502

Down the shower plug hole with your shitposting mate, if winny has a say

>>734086502
Apparently there was a flash of light above the east side? Some reports of that online.

Anyone here have a massive clit? I think something is wrong with mine.

>>734086901

I didnt see anything, but then I was balls deep in the latest kings of leon album, cities:skylines, and this thread...

I guess aurora spotters may have seen something

coon balls

>>734086988
I don't have a clit personally, however, if you are that worried i'd go and see a doctor or someone like that about it.

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>>734086170
it's like a Shakespearean tragedy. sad really

>>734086988

I'm a doctor, let me take a look

>>734087201

Please dont encourage him. Its going to be a trap

>>734087039
I hate kings of Leon now. Just heard that fucking awful sex on fire song everywhere. The radio, the mall, my mums. Ruined me for that band.

>>734087132
>>734087201

It's fucking strange. It has a hole in the end and glue comes out of it.

>>734087299
Bro, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCd1vXsvkV4

>>734087330
That's /b/enis

>>734087299

I hear what youre saying, and I couldnt agree more. The rock has been playing their new singles and I was a bit meh, until they started playing 'find me', and now Im loving their sound again

>>734087371
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

More like queens of peon. Shit band.

>>734087188
delet this

>>734087457

got em

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>>734087423

Anyone here actually had a meet-up before? of the channers here?

>>734087457

Shit man, youre 2edgy4me

I bet you get all the chicks with dicks. Im well jelly

>>734087414
Did hear find me. Not too bad, bit meh really. Started listening to the rock again last week when Chris Cornell died. I love hard rock and metal but every 2nd song they play is crap. Old Blink 182 or Marilyn Manson garbage.

>>734087723
there are no chicks with dicks. only guys with tits

How to get heroin in Hamilton?

Anyone successfully ghosted a mate? One of my bestie has turned into a fag. He's creeping me out and even tried it on with me. Odd comments, creepy looks and all of a sudden he talks with a lisp. Just don't like being around him anymore.

>>734087768
This.

>>734087697
Almost every weekend if you're from Dunedin. We're legit friends now so idk if you could call it a meetup of the channers.

We see eachother most weekends, lmao

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Where is all my CHCH homies?

>>734087909

I have a group of friends that are all ex fags, Even myself, i only started coming on here 2 weeks ago when i injured myself, i forgot what a good time it was. That was 10 years ago

>>734088030

Right here G, cashmere cuz. Where you at?

>>734087902

Theres a netflix documentary about the gay voice, that lisp youre talikng about, its called do I sound gay. Theres a short section near the end about gay porn that you can skip, but the rest is quite interesting.

Basically, if he is a new gay he is using the voice to fit in, but soon he will find he just wants to talk like a normal guy again

>>734087902
Call him a faggot and punch him in the teeth

>>734087902
just let him suck your dick. there's literally nothing gay about getting head from a dude

>>734088067
Parklands bro,

>>734088132

got any drugs?

>>734087757

The rock has some great features, like the rock 1000, or the rock almanac (best rock albums). But they do play a lot of middle of the road, granola rock too.

I drive for a living so need some music that plays itself, but I need a channel thats not playing horrible songs about niggas, bitches or money 24/7. The rock fits the bill even if the playlist gets a little dull

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Dunners reporting.

>>734082259
Yeah, probably.
>>734082842
G'day, maaate.
>>734084567
Fuck, I'm glad to see this living on kek
>>734087697
Met Dunners people often enough at met a dude from the Tron and a bunch of Chch peeps one time

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>>734088200

>>734088068
It sounds so put on. And hes started doing this hand flappy, eye rolling over exagerrated thing. Ughh.

>>734088082
I wanna end friendship on good terms.

>>734088106
Nah been there done that. Tried it, getting my cock sucked by a guy was underwhelming. Told him to stop, I couldn't get hard. His faggy voice was a major turn off too

>>734088245
Any actual drugs?

>>734088209
I called them up and asked them to play Motörhead's Killed by Death for the lulz or my all time fav song Ministry's NWO.

They didn't take my request.

>>734088336
a magician never reveals his secrets ;)

>>734088242
Sup brah!

any1 in akl got a gun 4 sale (to use on myself obviously) cheers

>>734088245

Im dry bruv, bender this weekend. Having a tolerance break to get extra fuckd. It's my bday

>>734088458

https://www.guncity.com

>>734076478
https://www.antipodesmap.com/

type: viveiro

>>734088245
why don't you just buy a real bong?

>>734088465
haha buzzy my birthday is next week. where is said bender?

I need a new connect for tar or pills in Hamilton but I don't know where to go, just ask some junkies where they score?

>>734088596
cause every bong i buy gets broken. spent too much on that shit man.

>>734088610

My place g. Hopefully some chicks will feel bad for me and fuck me

>>734088596
Because he spends all his money on weed

>>734076478
Cancer

sup I'm an islander. let's talk some shit

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>>734088741
so umm.. you say your an islander, how are you liking that so far?

Bed Time

>>734088693
that us

>>734088741
Talofa. Bula. malolo leilei.

That's all I got

>>734088867
Night

>>734088855
>triple dub
chequed

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>>734088855
Today Was A Good Day for you

>>734088242
>Met Dunners people often enough
bitch you most of us almost daily

fuck you cunts are boring. CHCH fag out

>>734079726
New lynnish reporting in too

>>734089451
Do you have a pen0r or a vagoon?

>>734079726
New lynnish reporting in too >>734089545
The fuck ?

>>734089545

Hes got a penis but he can pretend he hasnt if you can pretend he hasnt

>>734088855
I don't like it. being an islander is horrible. the tradition and culture only hold us back. it holds me back. fucking awful

>>734079708
put her on the block

>>734089664
Sorry to hear that man. I'm quarter maori I hate that side of my family. Don't have anything to do with them.

>>734090165
you live with the cards you're dealt I guess

>>734090165
I am 100% white and it sucks on my side too

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Fuck Jew Zeeland, wherever it is.

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>>734090769
Oh daddy Hitler-kun, fill up my concentration camp with your jews UGUUUU~~~~

>>734090724
Yeah, but at least you're white

Anyone in Wellington know of any good shroom hunting spots. My buddy and I are new to the area

>>734092290
Oh yes. Here are all my spots, here's my bank account and the keys to my car too.

>>734092832
Chur, giz a hoon on ya missus while your at it

>>734094023
i think you mean my boyfriend, i'm gay.
but you can have a hoon on him ;)

>>734094830
fag