Rekt/gore thread

lmao fuckin rekt

is this actually real

>>734071623

yeah its isis 4 tots lmao

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>>734071623
its all fake

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>>734075828
>>734075856

>>734077111
this is a dog eat dog society

>>734078557
this nearly happened to me
luckily I saw the red circle in time and managed to duck out of the way

yall got anything new?

>>734071390
I guess it's time to sanitize the ball crawl balls at this particular Chuck E Cheeze

>>734071390
chucky prefers blades, fake

>>734081852
was a desert mirage

>>734071623

It got posted on youtube in HD originally

>>734082024
did he died?

>>734082076
fuck that was close fuck chinese elevators man

>>734082238

my bad I meant the one where they use the guy strapped to the fence to teach you how to stab someone to death

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>>734082384
Just a few scratches!

He's now living his life as a legally accepted trans-dullahan

>>734081968
underrated post

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>>734079607

>>734071390
I love the look on his face. He has the look of a man who's realizing he's about to be shot and killed by a 4 year old in a ball pit of a failed Afghani Chuck-E-Cheeze

>>734079679
He learned why you don't approach a helo from a hill incline. And why you always crab crawl to/from.

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>>734083016

>>734077111
and that's why fuck pit bulls

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>>734081859

>>734082024
>You spin me right down baby right down

>>734081877
did they died?

>>734081786
God I fucking hate shit skins. The world would be so much better if it was just whites only.

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>>734082146

>>734082146
Fucking hate cyclist so fucking much

Anyone got the deer that gets shot in the head?

>>734083739
You're not alone my friend

>>734081852
far cry radio towers

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>>734084276

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>>734083874

>>734084190
Only in america

>>734084484
I really like this pepe, may I save it?

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steals webms, doesn't contribute

>>734082024
>sonic theme plays

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>>734084540
but of course

>>734084276
What the actual fuck is that, someone please explain

>>734084827
thank you :)

>>734079679
this is the PERFECT example for a Darwin Award

>>734071390
>kid and shot guy not in the same frame
its almost like they want to propagate a narrative that might not be true or something.

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>>734071390
>>734075856
>>734076460

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>>734084904

>>734073808
Comes to us, Mrs. Merkel said welkomes profesionals

>>734084851
Looks like a cucumber lightsaber dildo malfunction.

>>734084929
Are you fucking blind

>>734085084
Where can i find a /fit/ girl who plays wii while wearing a hat and taking a shit?

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>>734085276

>>734083739
But they're doing that to him for being homosexual, which makes it justified. If we did that shit more often there literally wouldn't be any faggots in the world.

>>734081786
come to Germany Mrs. Merkel said very welkomes Profesionals

>>734082024
The origin of crash bandicoot

>>734083739
Whites would do shit like this to you too. What the world would be better without are assholes.

>>734084851
Couldn't get dildo out. Waited until he got sick because couldn't shit.

I work as a nurse and we get guys like that coming into the ER every month.

>>734083810
Fucking roadniggers

>>734085393
Says that guy in the closet

>>734083701
she survived with minimal injury

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dun dun dunnn

>>734084851
Looks like someone shoved their toy to far up the ol bung hole and it was getting retrieved.

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>>734082681
Fucking kek

>>734082681
i feel so bad for that man

>>734084549
Fucking asshole. I would've shoved his ass into a pit with that thing

>>734084620
Why did his phone go flying out of his hand

>>734083016
he looks like that because he's been tortured and drugged

>>734086635
He shot is hand I guess. James Bond style execution.

>>734075114
I would really like to hear audio on this one
What did that bitch say?

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>>734081859

>>734075114
>>734086981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqNLzr7hT-4
Can't hear her, just ape noises

Jeff was at a bar. Keeping the whisky company, when suddenly the door opened behind him.
Footsteps. Then a figure sat down next to him and took the bottle.
"Long time," spoke damn daniel and he poured himself a glass aswell.
Jeff grumbled.
"I deserved that," said damn daniel, and took a gulp from his whiskey.
"Go away," said jeff .
"Not before you hear my offer," damn daniel said.
"I don't want to hear about it." jeff spoke. He really didn't want anything to do with damn daniel. "I don't want anything to do with you... not after... that."
"Dammit, that wasn't your fault" said damn daniel.
"Yes it was, it was my fault. I could have stopped it." jeff said.
"Calm down, jeff, that wasn't your fault." damn daniel said.
But no matter what damn daniel said, jeff still felt that it was his fault...
"I need you," said damn daniel. "Just one more time. Just one more job and I'll leave you alone."
Oh lonelyness, that would be nice.
"One more job," jeff muttered. "Alright. One more job it is."
And with that, he gulped down the remaining whiskey. Time for action!
Jeff and his team went carefully through mexico. Jeff looked very sexy, His nipples perked, firm and erect.
“It is time”, He said.
“Yes, It is time to defeat harambe once and for all.” said damn daniel.

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>>734087329

>>734084190

nigga without tshirt, with shit on head, yeah needs to be shooted directly

>>734084993
context bro?

>>734086531
yeah, and then came some niggas/asians who cooked them for fun

FUCKING NIGGAS NIGGAS ASIANS

>>734082681
gayest fake. still keked

>>734088065
It's exactly what it looks like.

>>734083739
Come on, be tolerant, he must at least have stolen some eggs besides the usual potatoes.

>>734084000
checked

>>734082076

Chinese elevators are cheaper because they removed some useless options.

>>734083739
The world would be even better without you in it.
>>734085534
This

We need to purge the troglodytes before they bring us down. Natural selection isn't culling the tards anymore, so we have to.

>>734082357

REKT!

>>734086981
she basically went over there asking them to turn down the music. Not many words were exchanged before she got picked up.

>>734083447

Looks legit

>>734088524
I think it's from a movie

>>734088799
Old but kek. Nice dubs

>>734082394
>>734088421
>chinese
it's korean cockwads

>>734083739
The world would be better if it was far eastern Asians only

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Does anyone have link for this video >>734081786?

>>734071390
are you from isis? Or why you are posting that propaganda shit

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>>734082681

>>734084926
penis dryer

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>>734071390

>>734089317

because ISIS is rekt on its best !

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>>734085142
>filename

>>734089317
everyone loves isis and what they do is right. only you are manipulated

>>734081877
She actually survived that shit. Wasnt even that injured, still a come and a broken back. but shit. She should be gored to the max

>>734077111
Fuck me. If that was my dog i would of fucking shot those pit-bulls with my .38

>>734089146
No one cares you weeb

Anyone got the one where this guy is laying outside naked (on his back i think) and he gets his ankles and hands cut off before being beheaded? Hes getting poked by a rifle while the other guy cuts him up. Might also be tied down. Have it on pc, dont save on phone. And if anyone has the link with sound thatd be great too

>>734084159
Ahahahahhahaha!!! Only women.

>>734083685
Point blank beanbag? fucking ouch

>>734084084
>far cry radio towers
TOP KEK

>>734089908
he desperately asked for it

>>734083004
Tennis

>>734082616
TOO MUCH.

>>734084000

release the police

>>734084000
dude, put "LEAVEMEALONE"

>>734081859
no

>>734083103

Thailand - guess its a super idea to power cars with gas

>>734089307
youtube "russian we will rockyou"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OIuPnP3XiU

>>734082076
he probably survived, lucky dude

>>734084855
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hey is that in Hungary Budapest Freedom Bridge?

>>734085120
MOAR?

>>734071390
Noice

>>734089146

oh ! Such a different shit hole !

>>734084525
they're just niggers. nobody cares.

>>734071623
Of course it's real nigger.

>>734077111
Checked

The amazing thing is that another doggo was handling the camera.

>>734083701
it's "did they dieded?"

>>734082024
He's dead.

>http://www.insidemayberry.com/valedictorian hoisted by own petard

>>734085535
jesus fucking christ every month?
you'd think he'd learn his lesson

>>734084549
Sometimes I like Arabs.

If they take over world and get wealth and security, white people would be niggers to them.

>>734089173
yeah then we can all perform ling chi on each other

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>>734094715
feels good man

>>734085535>>734094715

there is a documentation about a guy, who falls of a toilet brush. the storys are the best of the job in hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziAeYl7TzZI

best boy

>>734082146
That's why you don't stop between a race

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>>734080021
Yep, but why don't you post something first.

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>>734085030

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>>734082076
>>734089146
>it's korean cockwads
The news report is, sure. Can anyone translate the Korean text? Probably says "Chinese man almost eaten by elevator."

>>734071390
This always make me rage, ik its fake but still

>>734084851
Looks like a homemade anus donger. Appears to be made from a glass bottle with some white stuff molded onto the end of it. The metal you see at the start are the doctors forceps used for retrieving anus dongers. Notice how the HAD (homemade anus donger) is cover in shit at the tapered end, this indicates that the patient waited a while before going to the doc. Probably too embarrassed and tried to get it out himself for until he couldnt take it.

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>>734082357
Headshot!

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>>734083179
>always crab crawl to/from
d'wat

>>734088799
It's like when the T Rex eats the lawyer dude off the toilet. Teehee.

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>>734086635
Same reason his life flew out of his body.

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>>734085142

>>734096335
what the fuck was that?

>>734097956
sewer probly or something was down there rotting, who knows. Some sort of gas.

>>734098192
So he dropped a match into it? I thought it was a coin or something.

>>734085067
>>734085084
>>734085106
>>734085120

moar

>>734098263
Look like a cig.

>>734085142
that dood was high af lookin at the clouds wen this other guy is like "give me that dick skin".

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>>734082681
>>734084276
>>734084712
>>734084620
>>734084855
>>734084904
>>734084926
>>734085030
>>734085036
>>734085047
>>734085067

>>734098192
>>734098263
its a cigarette and sewers can have methane that is both flamable and can cause asphyxia

The car wash video is fake. It was sped up.

http://wgno.com/2015/11/10/hilarious-manager-gets-stuck-and-spins-in-automatic-car-wash-video/

>>734081852
And the world just became a little bit brighter place.

>>734083004
Oh dear it's a deer

>>734089146
sliteyed this sliteyed that

>>734083004
DOUBLE KILL!

>>734095025
You do realize chimpz will still be niggers to them as well, right?
Arabs kill whites because we're dangerous. They enslave blacks because they're dumb.

>>734082146
World War Z 2 is looking good

>>734084495
This gif forces me to fap every time. I can't stop myself.

>>734084855
Now THIS, is an an hero.

Take notes ladies.

>>734082548
>AwShucks.webm

>>734098970
It's actually a moose

>>734086531
>Bro.webm
anti-rekt vid?

>>734089738
I happen to know that a .38 works wonderfully on those goddamn dumb as bricks dogs.

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>>734099346
top tier edge mein freund

>>734099676
That animal is an ostrich actually.

>>734099788
Not if you play it backward.

>>734099850
wtf have you been smoking?

>>734085067
neat

>>734085010
>allmynope.png

>>734097956
nerve gas

>>734082199
top kek

>>734081786
Best pinata ever.

>>734097014
>(rotor blades are expensive)
kek

>>734079679
blade to the face or just knocked his head on the front side from the downwinds?

>>734082024
tag out lock out?

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does someone have videos where isis throws fagets of buildings?

>>734081877

did he dead?

>>734101176
No, she survived with only minor injuries

>>734101087
Where are his balls?

>>734075114
Fucking niggers. Am I the only one concerned about the dogs.

>>734083362
>a normal day in the life of a slav

>>734096692
It says nothing about being Chinese. Probably Korean by the looks of it.

>>734075114
Niggers are the worst. Well, second only to Jews.

>>734100731
It's no joke. A rotor blade can cost 25k plus easily. A high altitude cargo blade will set you back half a million.

>>734075114
There is a reason niggers are getting killed by police

>>734096335
How the Fuck did he survive?

Niggers are worse than Jews faggot

>>734081786
this video gets a nomination for worst cameraman of the year

>>734101087
Well this is new

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>>734100912
I have no idea what you're saying. You kids and your slang nowadays.

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>>734102056
So you can read Korean and are also an international elevator expert?

>>734104226
Kek, it's not new at all. Got it save on an old phone I have from 2011and i saved it from here, so...

It's just the first time you've seen it.

>>734084851
glass bottle taped to a cucumber i think

>>734101066
Not even close. Do not enter the machine while in operation. Lo/To is deserved for down-time, maintenance, repairs, etc. This dumbass entered the automatic ca wash while is was clearly running.

>>734101087
That's my best friend's girlfriend's aunt. She's a really nice lady and not mentally handicapped, if you can believe it.

>>734073808
animal abuse

>>734083016
That's actually a successful chuck e cheese in Afghanistan

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>>734104226
>>734104402
Can confirm

>>734105018
Kek

>>734096335
not new, i've got that already

>>734075114
>approaching a group of monkies by yourself

She deserved it.

>>734084851

I'm getting worried that a lot of people on here seem to have a lot of personal knowledge about this subject...

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>webms of gifs

if thats not the gayest shit

>>734085030

Ummmm.....glad that I am not a faggot.

>>734071390
Wow, what totally normal behaviour. Thanks Islam.

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>>734105265
Hence the
>>734096335
>why don't you post something first
part. Entitled as well as dumb, I see.

>>734083016

He was already shot when the video began, fucking idiot. do you not see the blood pouring out?

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>>734082024

>>734105783
that nigga dead

>>734093611
yep

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>>734079679

>>734083595
They were in their yard dumb fuck.

>>734087292
>>734075114
https://www.google.com.do/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0ahUKEwjiu7fAy5XUAhXCRiYKHUjFDhwQFggnMAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2017%2F05%2F09%2Fus%2Fflorida-teen-arrested-pool-video%2F&usg=AFQjCNHocu3Aj2aJsScvlzeawpNF-EK7ng

>>734106322
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/09/us/florida-teen-arrested-pool-video/

>>734083334
man this gif has not aged well

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>>734106447
>"These young people are a little bit out of control."
Fucking young people.

>>734101767

she has a firm grip

>>734107009
Did he survive?

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>>734105420
Your suspicions are correct...
I'm a enthusiast of cucumbers and hand cream

>>734106891
just a prank bro

>>734106315
They were acting like fucking beasts you dumb fuck.

Why the fuck would you make a pet out of something you clearly can't tame?

They were in their yard and yet they still act like total niggers.

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>>734106891
fucking kek
>it sat there for week because no one could tow it

>>734089821
so, do you fap to this stuff?

>>734084048
WHY dose he shit himself
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????story source?????????????

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>>734106891
>>734107248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaWGzwYrl10
>According to eyewitnesses, she continues to stand on the street.
Legend has it she's still standing on the street to this very day...

>>734106315
Even so, fuck pit bulls.

Dumbest most useless breed, easily. Like most of the people that own them.

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>>734107332
How can you even ask that? It's so obvious if you just pay attention to the video.

>>734081852
10 10 9,8 10 9,9

>>734081786

Wow, they really didn't like that guy.

>>734101087
This is fucking encouraging. Humans are awesome

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>>734084190
Fuck you bastard, DONT POST ANIMAL CRUELTY YOU FAGGOT!!!

>>734101087
but the only thing weird i found about this.. why the shoes?

>>734081852
Another one bites the dust

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>>734101767
Obviously castrated, wouldnt want this human garbage to reproduce now would we

>>734106834
Thats a pawn shot you retard

>>734079353
Eat cat too

>>734108052
Fly like an eagle
>sing it while having lupus

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>>734108091
No, that was clearly a young proud black man being shot.

https://bearingarms.com/bob-o/2017/01/10/gunfight-breaking-down-the-dixie-gun-and-pawn-robbery/