hey /b/. im a 19 year old kid that is moving to alaska in about

>what should i expect from alaska

Snow

>>734066456
no shit

>>734066341
I shit you not, there are niggers in alaska.
Can you believe that shit.

>>734066341
G

Lolcat

>>734066341
why are you doing this?

>>734066616
what type?

>>734066719
like, why am i going to alaska?

>>734066729
Black ones

>>734066341

You should have no problem hooking up in Alaska. I mean, it's like gay central.

>>734066830
right, but like, thug wanna bes, or white boy wanna bes?

>>734066341
Don't be afraid to ask for help, but always be super cautious of people trying to take advantage of you.

>>734066856
so dont talk to the men, got it.

>>734066908
so they take advantage of outsiders a lot?

>>734066887
Thug wanna be's.

What kind of a asshole doesn't know what a nigger is?

>>734066763
Yes, you dumbass. Why are you going to Alaska?

>wtf else would I have been asking about

>>734067256
fucking niggers..

>>734067274
better job opportunity cooking. and travel. very much more about the travel tho.

be prepared to be living in a tent in the wilderness when the only job you can get is subway

alaska super expensive to live cause whole state is registered national park so taxes etc ridiculous. you need a job lined up BEFORE you move

>>734067582
i got a good one set up and housing covered. but i'll keep the taxes in mind.

>>734067582
This guy has it about right. You won't pay state taxes, but you'll pay up to 5 dollars more for everyday food items. There's a lot of homeless people up here. Find roommates. If you're in Anchorage, there's a lot of military who need to cut bucks off their rent, but you'll probably need to not smoke pot on the premises.

>>734067885
im gonna be in a very small village called galena.

>>734067948
okay will literally mentally be prepared to accept living in a tent because it might happen. Buy camping gear and nice sleeping bag, there are plenty of travel places to shower and groom

>>734066939
men outnumber woman like 4 to 1
hope you like dick

>>734068213
i was a boy scout for about 7 years, so i got all of those supplies. thank you for the heads up.

>>734068346
im not gay, but i will also be working about 15 hours a day so no real time for any sort of relations anyways.

>>734066341
You're not just going all supertramp like the dude from Into The Wild?

Watch it. And don't do what he did.

>>734068573
that dude that died in a bus out in the woods?

>>734068722
Yeah. Got sick eating the wrong seeds or some shit because he didn't bring food or know how to hunt or skin animals.

>>734068934
lol, faggot got rekt. naw, im not gonna do what he did, thats just autis as fuck.

>>734068934

The worst part of that story is he wasn't even that far from the ranger station, he just never knew it as he slowly starved to death due to eating a poisonous plant.

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>>734069366
well, thats what happens when you under plan and under prepare.

>>734069508

The guy that dropped him off told him he wasn't ready.

McCandles thought fooling around the lower 48 had prepared him for the frontier.

He was wrong and paid the price of his life.

>>734066939
Homophobe gonna get some snow dick when mommy and daddy money run dry

>>734069949
well, i wont underestimate the great wilderness.

>>734070115
going off my own money son.

>>734067948
I live there!
No joke I will find you OP.
I'm waiting

>>734070260
i look forward to knowing someone friend. please, feel free to say hello.

>>734070344
I stay with my wife, are you married?

>>734070489
i am not. going up there alone. what is there in galena? and what do you guys do for internet and phone service?

>>734067274
> why are you starting a thread and asking strangers for advice

>>734070614
Glad to know you'll be alone. I look forward to seeing you soon. Small town.

>>734071352
thank you.

>>734071638
well hell, yeah its small, what, like, 300 citizens tops?

>>734071638

this guy is gonna murder you, OP

>>734071849
well, if thats the way i go, then thats the way i go.

>>734071920
roll for willow

>>734071849
>>734072230
You really think you'd be that lucky?
Kek

>>734066341
Sarah Palin and legal weed
also Eskimos

>>734066341
theres a big difference between living in fairbanks or anchorage

>>734072467
north of fairbanks

>>734072322
what do you mean?

>>734072674
I want to cut your butthole out and use it as a condom to fuck your mouth as we both cry & laugh at how it could have been prevented. Death would make you a lucky man. I'd want you to enjoy your stay.

Youl need to plug your car in in the winter, from October to late april, also you can take online college classes through UAonline

>>734073074
ah, i thought it was gonna be something worse.

>>734073090
i've heard about the car thing. and i already got a degree. but i guess college is something to do.