ITT: What is the dumbest reason you ever got banned?

>>734039617
Your big fat mom

I'm a newfag... Did the roll game. A guy said he would release sextape and nude pics og girl. I got dubs. Guy releases sextape and nudes. I get banned for dox'ing

>>734039921
thnx 4 bump

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>>734039617
I was emulating the "pinc.ess" of this here board as an example of shitposting bad and got auto-banned.

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>>734040011
ah, here is the picture. It was dumb because I should of known better, quite frankly. Even though they were gone for quite some time.

>>734040190
What did you post?

>>734039978
Welcome bby ;)

>>734039617
posting a Bogpill infograph with a quick rundown on a bogpill thread

>>734039617
never been banned because mods are gigantic pussies

>>734039617
OP here

I was banned for starting a thread about TheMysteriousMrEnter, a mega-autistic YouTube critic on cartoons, on /co/, a board that is about comics and CARTOONS!

Posted a pic from a porn set of a 30 year old woman and got banned for cp

>>734040479
Don't you get a perma-ban for those things?

>>734040565
Idk. I'm here now.

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>>734040338
Just realized that was 3 years ago already, holy cow. That guy was a hero though.

For posting about a story on literotica

>>734040565
And to be fair, protest with a link to the set and by calling them retards.

I called a loli thread cancer a couple of weeks ago and they made it a public ban

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>>734040284
Something about writing the Off.ical prin/cess of [this board]
(sorry don't want to tempt fate here lol)
It was their signature at the end of every post. Pretty fucking annoying cancer shitposter overall.

>>734040338
>what the fuck.
lol nice one anon

>>734040700
Was this on /b/? If so, I thought the mods don't do shit unless you post real kiddie porn

/pol/ banned me for 3 days because I said "fuck Australia"

Butthurt safe space echo chamber mods over there

I was banned from /pol/ because I was asking about the field of psychology. I know it was not very political, but did it really warrant a ban?

>>734040973
Not really much a space space if they allow threads like "kill all niggers," "gas the kikes," or "bomb the muzzies."

i got banned here for three days for replying to a cp thread.

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Not mine

>>734041777
Is this real?

>>734042342
Obviously not you retard.

>>734042342

Is your mom real

>>734042475
>>734042576
I had to ask

>>734039617
Couple that come to mind are a 3 day ban for posting an earth cam link to that crane in NY that partially collapsed a few years ago with no reason for the ban. Another time I got banned for like a day because I went into a thread and told newfags how to make the shitty music mods embed stop and the reason was "being rude"

>>734039617
Not for posting Log Threads
Or calling mods faggets

>>734039617
Gave out a porn stars real name and linked to her VK

>>734043798
Because mods are fags

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>>734043687
Wait, had them backwards...

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>>734043925
>>734043687
And the rude ban

Got a permaban for cp but just changed my ip so that was whatever

>>734039617
I got banneded for telling somebody we weren't their perssenal army, I guess we are thjeir personel army

>>734043925
Yup same here .... think it was "you now" I linked to

>>734043846
Yeah mods are the biggest faggots on 4chan

>>734039617
I'm not sure, but mine said "HIlarious Jokekster". Not sure what I posted to prompt it being put into place.

Actually i've had a couple of these.

>>734039617
Posted the word nigger.

>>734039617
I replied to a comment once

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>>734043925
>>734044021
Shit, here's the 3 day one I was remembering, i got this one when I wasnt even on /pol/

>>734044021
>rude
>/b/
Fucking pussies

>>734044195
They suck more dick than Op and his mom together. I hear that happens quite often by the way.

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banned for "bullshit"...

>>734044295
I can appreciate mods having a bit of fun, but "rude" on /b/ is just retarded

>>734044362
nonono...the ban is "responding to pedo bullshit".

Don't try to ease your crimes. We're all sick fucks here.

>>734039617
i checked a GET on /i/

lot's of people got banned that day and the thread got deleted afterwards

>>734044443
So close to quints

>>734039617
I had a 4chan pass and it lets you bypass some of those ip range blocks. I use my VPN to torrent all the time and inevitably they banned me when I had like 2 days left on my pass. Had been using my pass for years and had no idea posting with a vpn was a bannable offence cause it always let me bypass the blocks.
I haven't bought a pass since then cause I figure they'll just ban me for whatever accidental posting I might do.

>>734039617
Posted cp link. The site still exists,so I think it's a trap.

Maybe we should all post something that will get us banned? Who wants to start the "Let's get banned!" thread? I don't have any images though because I'm paranoid about saving that kind of thing...

>>734044478
That ban was deserved. You're like a toxic waste Cosmo for cancer.

>>734044360
Kek

>>734044520
Clear the cookies with your _cfuid in it and change the mac address on your router to get a new IP and the ban is pretty much a non-issue. I have a script that handles it.

banned for 2 weeks from all boards for simply replying to a raid thread on /b/.

>>734044362
6 in one hand.
half a dozen in the other.
yes, guilty.

i didnt originate the offending material, I am definitely guilty of respondeing in the same spirit of stupidity in which it was created .

guilty of being stupid, yes i am.

>>734044765
The one good thing about /b/ and they ban for it.

Mods should be doxed and murdered.

Posted my own kik offering to share some oc in a kik thread. Got banned for doxing

I posted photos of horse cocks and got banned for bestiality. Pretty sure bestiality is the act of fucking animals and not just photos of them.

>>734044729
Yeah the issue was I posted with my vpn while on my pass so it still tracks you I think.

Wrote and posted code that compromised the data mining shills that call themselvs mods

>>734045021
4chang is too mainstream to plan a raid in secrecy anyway

>>734045191
System 32

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>>734044655
>>734044372
>v poster

>>734045131
Well, if you're using a pass, yeah, it's gonna track you.

You shouldn't pay these niggers. A: you're not anonymous anymore b: they're petty and capricious kikes. Don't give them money. Adblock and steal. Ban evade and make them work for their shitty jobs.

>>734045219
probably hosted a loli thread

>>734045281
Today most people dont realize they have installed it.

>>734045391
nah. replied to a cp thread

>>734045306
the best board

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Banned for a week for posting gmasks of girls that looked underage but actually weren't.

>>734045732
obviously banana

>>734039617
On /bant/ making a joke about 2007 /b/ cp
Got banned then got appealed then got banned again even though it got appeald then got appeald
hopefully I dont get banned again

>>734046001
/bant/ fucking sucks

>>734046085
For a few days it was old /b/ with flags and IDs
got fucked into a trump anime criclejerk

>>734039617
I said nigger and was banned

>>734039617
My work computer/ip is banned for CP because i made a thread saying roll trips for the webm of a guy shitting on a baby (never heard of it) and i was same fagging hard and i was on my phone and i didn't even have the webm

BUT TURNS OUt the full webm has actual cp in it i think idk. mods are fucking cancer anyways.

>>734043687
oh, you were the one that had the "stop music" thread?

christ, the mods need a chill break

>>734046755
I didnt create a thread, simply posted a reply telling people how to do it and was banned... I believe a mod created the thread with some shitty meme music

>>734043687
:stopmusic:

>>734046617
please unban me mods i was literally permed for shit posting on /b/ thats not fair

>>734046617
It's pretty funny. Some russian guy poops on a baby boy while it cries. Then he fucks the baby.

Or so I hear anyways.

>>734046853
oh, i see.
still shitty, though

>>734046915
LOL thats rediculous i didn't know the second part of it. I would've probably still joked about it but i wouldnt have pushed as hard as i did if it was actual fucking cp

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The mods would be less hall-monitory of we doxed one of them and killed them or one of their family.

All it would take is one, really. The people who capriciously wield power tend to fold pretty quickly when a genuine threat reveals itself.

>>734047153
could pass as an actual picture of /b/ mods. fucking faggots. banning me for LITERALLY THREATENING to shitpost - not even shitposting. fucking pathetic.

4chan mods are part time redditors u gotta understand.

>>734046429
Seriously?

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For posting this image that I photoshopped in 2008

>>734039617
I got a 3 day global ban for reporting some of those log of shit threads. Mods = fags.

>>734047346
LMFAO MODS

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>>734039617
Got a CP perma ban for pic related in an r34 thread.. Despite no nudity and it being A FUCKING CARTOON.

>>734042342

MODS ban this idiot

>>734047481

Lmao please not again.

>>734047483

My wand

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>>734047632
Indeed.

>>734047710
ok.. mods.. actually this time lol..

>>734047710
hilarious

>>734039617
Went on /aco/ thread about Other Mother from Coraline, posted picture I got from here, you can figure out the rest.

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>>734039617
>telling an annoying tripfag to fuck off
>talking about pit bulls on /an/
and quite a few bans over the years were for dumb shit like posting porn on a blue board when it wasn't porn (pic related)

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Posted a "gay for pay" thread on /gif/ and some mod banned me for CP even though everyone was of legal age and the same videos I posted still get posted there now.

Just reset my modem because I have a dynamic IP so it's not my problem. The lulz is every now and then that same dynamic IP will be assigned to my modem and I get the original ban notice and I see that people have been appealing the ban which makes me laugh because I imagine how much they must be shitting themselves thinking they got banned for CP when it's just a banned IP that's been circling around over and over. If I turn my modem off and on again about 20 times there's a good chance I'll get that same ban to show up again.

I've had other bans show up too for shit I know I didn't post but the "gay for pay" thread was the only ban I earned myself.

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Stumbled upon a CP thread and reported it; felt the self-righteous need to comment "reported" in the thread, and got b& for "replying to CP"

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>>734047939
Bahahahah!

>>734040190
So...
Saying: official princess of /b/
Gets u banned?

>>734039617
Starting a jailbait thread that escalated into cp/

I WANNA SEE CHILDREN'S VAGINAS!!
I WANNA SEE CHILDREN WEARING THEIR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

LET'S PLOT A PLAN TO BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL THEY ALLOW CHILD PR0N!
LET'S PLOT A PLAN TO BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL THEY ALLOW CHILD PR0N!
LET'S PLOT A PLAN TO BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL THEY ALLOW CHILD PR0N!
LET'S PLOT A PLAN TO BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL THEY ALLOW CHILD PR0N!
LET'S PLOT A PLAN TO BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL THEY ALLOW CHILD PR0N!

FUCK YOU DONALD JO$$$$$ TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES

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FUCK YOU, LIGHTBEARER CHRISTIAN ACADEMY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

I WANT TO MISBEHAVE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SHOUT AND YELL AND SCREAM IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SEE CHILDREN WEARING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KICK YOU OR ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES

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>>734047880

The gay for pay thread had a pretty epic post in it too.

>>734045351
Recaptcha annoys the fuck out of me though

>>734048061
Wew

>>734048017
Yep lol

>>734039617
Posting in this thread

I once got banned for 'Unrelenting autism.'

>>734048354
lel

>>734048020
Boxxy. I think the ban filter is off.

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>>734048350

DO IT MODS

>In a thread on /co/
>4chan server randomly switches my image upload to a child model pic
>frantically try to delete it even though I didn't actually post it
>YOU MUST WAIT LONGER BEFORE DELETING YOUR POST
>keep trying over and over
>B& for submitting too many requests to the server

>>734048482

This is like when someone goes to the hospital saying they 'fell' on cucumber.

A month For spamming but I never did? Never even showed me the post(s)

Never got b& :)

>>734039617
I posted a pic of my gf who was 18 at the time of the pic and not even nude, but she just looks young.

>>734048061
I aint clicking that shit

>>734039617
Reported illegal content

Ive been banned for cp 4 times, yet not once did i think i was posting cp.
In hindsight, at least one of those images was

>>734040421
Looks like you have a ban coming

>>734048625
Guess again.
I was storytiming a comic and 4chan glitched. It happens from time to time when two images are submitted at exactly the same time. Also he folder I was posting from only had the pages of the comic in it, no way it could have been an "accidentally clicked the wrong file name" like you're thinking.

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>lurking /h/ one day
>notice this one anon posting under "Eurononymous"
>Euro is in every fucking thread
>"That's not hentai, that's western. Reported."
>kek a little at this guy's autism so I changed my name to "Eurononymous" and did the same
>start going through threads and acting even cuntier
>"Filename is in English. Reported."
>"She's wearing glasses, that belongs in /d/. Reported."
>"Link leads to a picture of a sad panda. Possible virus. Reported."
>original Eurononymous gets pissy with me a few times
>"Your post isn't hentai. Reported."
>people are starting threads with just "WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE BAN THIS FUCKING EURONONYMOUS CUNT"
>I'm having a fucking ball
>I have like 40 tabs open
>mfw I was banned across all boards for 3 months
Worth it.

>>734040808
Mods on /b/ can ban for anything they want.

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>posting on /co/ about Samurai Jack
This was long before the reboot was even announced, by the way. I think it was 2009 or something.
>get a 1 month ban
>"You know what you did."
>mfw I still don't fucking know why

/b/ used to have boy threads, where people would post pictures of cute NON NUDE boys, and I happened to make a post in one, (I don't think I even had a pic) and the entire thread got banned

That was my first and only ban, I think it was only a week or two

>>734044573
My birthday is May 29th 1999. I'll be 18 In an hour!!!! XD

linking cp

>>734039617
Asking how to use Tor in 2012-2013. The dumbest I recall at the time.

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>>734039617

Used to hang out on /o/ a lot, one day a bunch of gunfags from /k/ came over and made a shitload of gun threads. So I went on /k/ and started a bunch /o/ related threads, got banned for a week.