ITT: We keep posting until a femanon does this with timestamp

>>734038468
bump

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somewhat related

>>734038468
bumpn'

>>734038468
bumping

>>734038603
WTF is this? why does it make me feel funny?

i can do this when i get home on an hour. kinda curious now.

kinda hot kinda disgusting

I doubt anyone will be both willing to do it and have 2 bright enough flashlights though

>>734039059
one light would suffice

My girlfriend just tried it. I guess you need a super bright light or fake tits? 3/10 wouldn't recommend

>>734039240
The first two woman have fake tits, thats why thats happening.

>>734039040
>i can do this when i get home on an hour. kinda curious now.


DON'T YOU DIE ON ME THREAD

So then someone get a girl with fake tits and do this

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>>734038603

>>734038468
i think you get the best effects with silicone boobs ... it is basically translucent mass that diffuses light

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>>734038603
thank you, really thank you sir

>>734040322
that looks creepy as fuck

>>734038603
someone will actually jerk off to this

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>>734040322

post post post

>>734039418
I was about to post the same shit
But im no female
And im sure that faggot isnt neither
Just let go

Does this only work with fake tits?

>>734040649
we are actively trying to find this out... for science

I guess I'll bump

I can post some juicy gobbets of uterine lining sliding around that is shed monthly.

>>734040649
yes

I'll do it in a sec, lemme find some decent flashlights

https://vimeo.com/191529253

>>734038468
Um mine dont glow. Why hers glo?

>>734041144
I don't believe you

>>734041144
post anyway... we need to compare the result.s.

oh my

>>734041144
I don't believe you :p

>>734041144
maybe your light isn't strong enough?

>>734041144
Even more... the fat just under my arm glo....

I dont remember getting arm flab implants...

>>734041144
implants

>>734040843
I command you to post them!

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my asian boob

>>734041448
The mad man actually did it!

>>734041416
Welp im off to play with myself and a flashlight. I can see the veins in me arms, neat.

>>734041448
natural or implants? This is more interesting than I was originally thinking it would be.

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>>734040996
whelp, I tried anons.

>>734041643

are you retarded

>>734041643
Fair play

>>734041757
It's just not a powerful enough of a flashlight

>>734041417
is that what makes them glow?

>>734038603
New fetish acquired.

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>>734041448
>asian boob
>yellow

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>>734041757
This is why people don't post OC, because you won't let the rest of us have it.

>>734041448
Noice

>>734041643
Try holding the torch a little further away

>>734041643
>>734041757
>>734041790
I tried 5 different flashlights, last one was a maglight yet still barely anyone showed through. Either they're all shit-tier flashlights or they need new batteries
>>734041826
^exactly

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>>734041643
thx babe

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>>734041643

doesnt work with natural titties

A for effort tho

>>734042104
torch?? she's not gonna light her titty on fire my dude

>>734042104
Torch?

>STFU Brit-fag

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Picture my snatch painted with red wet the slick gobbets congealed in a container. might give them to the rude spar shop assistant.

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>>734040322

>>734042597
Put them in a water balloon and throw it at someone

>>734042309
but why did the asian tits glow?

>>734042379
Every other country Ireland , UK, Europe, Austrailia, South Africa, NZ, etc calls it a TORCH.
as in , passing the torch, and so on. But you sound like a simpleton, si its easier for you to simplfy it ne.

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>>734042309
Ahh okay, thank you anon, was wondering what I was doing wrong

>>734042842
>passing the torch

that's not what it means

>>734042842
Did you just say Europe is a country? lel

>>734042377
Stupid MuriKKKans think they fucking invented English.

>>734042756
Nice, or perhaps a water pistol. But the fleshy gobs have congealed to the consitency of wax, or plastic .

>>734042881
wow a femanon not even a fattie.... what a time to be alive!

thanks for your service

>>734042957
I'm Canadian my guy, we're the nicest people you'll ever meet.

Shit's literally impossible to go for a walk without exchanging apologies to someone

>>734041448
I was hoping it would be an Asian boob and it was!

Thanks!

>>734041643
almost

These attempts are a fucking joke. Trust a woman to fuck something as easy as showing tits up.

>>734042938
Oh nu i made mistak by not propr riting um um i ment if yu go akros de wurld form amerca den iruland enkling akros urup 2 affrikah ettcetra.

um forrgot dat u no unndrsten onliy litteral

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>>734043010
no worries /b/ro, it's what I'm here for!

Anyone here had testicular cancer and got fake balls? those might glow up too.

>>734042881
Geckooooo!
Top tier femanon/10, will you be doing another thread tonight?

>>734043132
Can u lyt a torch tru ur bolix iff u can den u r a skrawny sakd cuntrag fukof poes

>>734043335
are you a tranny

i think you're a tranny

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>>734043010
that is my beautiful bride gecko you disgusting newfag

>>734043440
Then the tits would be fake, and therefore would have lit up. Use your noggin

>>734043010
you fucking cuck are you from reddit?
she didn't service jack shit
show your tits now slut, for real this time

>>734043493
Trannies takes hormones and grow natural tits. It takes a long time and they rarely grow big which is why trannies in porn tend to get breast implants, but a tranny can achieve "natural" b-cups.

does tits must be fake to make that work? or just big enough

>>734043671
Well I consider myself educated

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>>734043369
Hey! I'm not too sure yet, I will as long as this migraine subsides by the usual thread time. If it doesn't I might just post some pics and just answer questions n such instead if anyone would be interested in that. Slower threads are pretty nice sometimes yknow?
>>734043440
yes its a trap

>>734042309
Depends on size, and frequency of light. Try a red light, or if you can near infra red. Those penetrate skin decently

maybe girl tits glow, but tranny dont

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>>734043497
Nigger I post tits on the daily here, lurk moar

>>734043905
I haven't been here since thursday, WHAT DID I MISS HAVE THERE BEEN VIDEOS YET

>>734040322
Hot

>>734043905
I'm not him, but yes Ma'am

>>734043132
Ignore this manchild.

Continue with the experiment.

>>734043958 asking the real question here

>>734044000
>Continue with the experiment.

trips demand it

>>734043497
nigger

>>734043821
>yes its a trap
Please post your feminine bepis

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>>734043958
I usually do threads around 10pm-2am EST, videos will be possible in a few days!
And of course pics are a bit better quality than these in the dark

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>>734038603
that is edited you retards

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>>734044218
Is that some fucking corn on a stick?

>>734044218
Where are you from, out of interest? Just a country really. I don't know why but I'd like to know, if it's not too much to ask.

>>734043845
>lower energy
>higher adsorption distamce

>>734044218
Summerfag.

>>734044218
>I usually do threads around 10pm-2am EST
literally the only reason I am lurking here right now is awaiting that thread

>videos will be possible in a few days!
diamonds in anticipation here

>>734040322
brutal

Also, im willing to bet sac glow is easy to do

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>>734044299
hell yes it is

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>>734043821
Gecko-trap is best trap

>>734044386
Having photographed skin an awefull lot, from uva/b to near infra red, I can tell you uva will give more surface details, nir will penetrate more. Different surfaces have different reflectance properties.

Dont believe me though. Try it yourself.

>>734042259
I fucked a girl on tinder with hideous nips like that. Glad I turned her around and plowed the back field.

>>734039240
Post your gf's tits anyway

>>734043821
Looking forward to it! For the record I actually enjoyed the armpit and foot posting, and those aren't even really my fetish. But every part of you is pretty fucking sexy. People just like to whine.

Gf just tried it with 1000 lumen flashlight and didnt work. Need fake tits.

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>>734044374
'Merica, happy national burger day :^)
>>734044472
Just a warning, if this migraine doesn't go down by like 12, I might just do a general nsfw(less requests, more general nsfw pics/chatting) instead. If that happens I'll make sure to do two threads tomorrow again

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>>734044491

>>734044776
>if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen ;)

>>734043821
Would gladly massage your temples to help migraine go away... :-)

>>734044776
How does it feel being a megacuck?

>>734044830
POST RESULTS anyway

>>734042786
Breast implants glow. Silicon more so than salene.

>>734043703
I have G cup, can confirm they have to be silicone.

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>>734043821
Hope your brain feels better soon anon :(
But if not, would you be up for some research?

>>734044830
Sync a flash and bunch up the ta tas; an easier test is ears or fingers

>>734045077
how much do you weigh? on the real

>>734041448
>>734042075
The same thing was going through my mind. Asians are best.

>>734044851
Migranes suck, I lose all periphrial vision when I get mine

>>734044851
all good gecko, do what you need. You also told me to remind you to do that one ass shot you missed in last nights thread

>>734045156
I'm sure you'll assume I'm lying, but I'm actually just really busty. 124 as of yesterday.

>>734044771
anon doesn't appreciate some texture

>>734044851
>if this migraine doesn't go down by like 12, I might just do a general nsfw
babe u keep yourself healthy we need you in top physical form

>>734045376
tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>734045376
What are you waiting for? Post your tits, for fuck's sake

>>734044851
>>734044218
>posts their nudes all over the internet
faggot. i'd hate you but you're not posting your dick so i love you

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>>734045198
>>734043821

What the fucking fuck.
This thread is triggering me

shit

>>734045465
no dick, can confirm. lurk more fag

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>>734044776
I know a lot of people weren't too happy with the last thread, but I figured it might be good to start focusing more on certain pictures/interests/themes each time so people searching the archive can easily find them yknow?
>>734044941
I wish, it's been killing me all day
>>734045097
Sure thing!
>>734045465
I don't own a dick so no worries
>>734045371
No worries, I haven't forgotten!
>>734045410
ty anon <3

>>734045584
so tumblr fag needs to add these to the archive, right?

>>734045376
>I'm actually just really busty. 124 as of yesterday.

i assume kg?

>>734045558
Fag.
She has the prettiest dick, with the prettiest hood, and prettiest puss around. Only a homo would disagree. (no homo)

>>734045584

Could we see your soles in the mean time?

>>734044771
You have no idea what you are talking about

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>>734045699
nah, these pics are just so it's clear I'm the one replying, hence the shit-tier quality

>>734045720
124lbs haha, I'm American
>>734045450
>>734045432
It's not late enough for that shit haha

>>734045843
fuck it then, ill save em. gotta keep up with the collection

>>734040465
underrated

>>734045868
>It's not late enough for that shit haha
Then don't mention your gender or breasts you stupid whore.

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>>734045584
<3

as yet another migrainefag, do whatever helps. I find sometimes NOT staring at a screen is less annoying, but sometimes distraction is good.

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>>734045783
As long as you're okay with some blurry/dark pictures, I'm in the living room with family atm so I gotta keep it sfw

>>734043037
As am fellow Canadian, I am sorry.

>>734046080
ty bby, gonna bust to these.

>>734046080
Can you not sneak one past them? That would be hot.

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>>734046005
so salty, so delicious

>inb4op_never_delivers

>>734046005
I answered a question that someone asked. I wasn't flaunting either.

>>734040465
Dead

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>>734046168
Lurk moar

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>>734046055
exactly, it's a catch-22 for me. Use phone/watch TV to distract, or sit in dark and suffer hoping it calms down.
>>734046154
<3
>>734046168
I used to do that for my ex, but I kinda got caught one time by my friend's father(I live with my friend and her family) and haven't tried since. For the record he didn't say anything at the time, but he sorta mentioned it at a later date

>>734046080
give me the middle finger gecko!!

>>734046345
By being female and on the Internet, you're flouting by default. It's practically an invitation to raep.

Women have flashlights?

>>734046439
I'm fast coming to that conclusion
>>734046468
Well that's fair enough then I suppose, you're remarkably candid. I like that.

>>734045584
Well truly would love to, but that probably would feel kind of weird to you, having a stranger show up at the door, lol.

Did you try taking a nap in a completely dark room to see if that would help?

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>>734046345
Being a woman on /b/ is supposed to be hard and humiliating because it reverses the power balance that exists in real life, where being a woman gives you immediate advantages in everything just because you're a woman.

So don't mention a single thing about a woman unless you're prepared to show us your tits with proof that they're you're tits. Only after that degrading act do you have the right to discuss something that pertains to you being a woman. Otherwise, you're just attention whoring.

No. Exceptions.

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Just tried with wife. 36D, natural tits, didn't work. I'm so disappointed. Pic related

>>734046468
I was one of your armpitfag army members, I really would pay to see you do some top tier armpit licking. Those pics from last night had me hard as fuck.

>>734046655
nutted

>>734046630
Looks like you forgot flashlights.

>>734046630
science thanks you anon

>>734046080

your feet look so much like my exes, i came with a pic of her by your soles ty

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>>734043342
>fake balls
>those might glow up too

>>734041973
how did i not notice that?
topkek

>>734046468
>kinda got caught one time by my friend's father
>he sorta mentioned it at a later date
alright I need to know: how did he sorta mention it

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>>734045584
Any thread with you is a good thread, srsly.
Hope the new qt boi is able to give you some measure of the same company you offer us.

thx

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>>734046571
ty :^)
>>734046574
Normally I'd do exactly that, but this is my last night at my family's house for awhile so I've been trying to spend some time with them
>>734046680
I can def try that in the future, I'm thinking about privately getting in contact with tumblr dude and having certain pics posted directly to the archive.
>>734046820
yw, it's what I'm here for :)
>>734046515
>mfw freakishly long finger

>>734047052
STOP POSTING YOU STUPID BITCH NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU

>>734047052
where is this archive?

What is the password to Gecko's tumbler. Can't remember.

>>734047052
4chan is not your blog. Post tits or get the fuck out.

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>>734046612
Go harden & humiliate yourself somewhere else, edgelord. Unless you can entertain us better than lizardlady

As a Britfag I probably won't stay away long enough to see this :(

>>734047314
STFU nigger. Gecko is good tier. She can do what she likes!

>>734047311
#delicious

>>734047404
>STFU
You have to be 18 to post on this website, kid.
One slut posing one picture doesn't entitle the cunt to keep blogging.

>>734047052
You should really do the armpit lick in the future. Would you ever take money for picture sets?

>>734047052
thanks gecko! you da queen!

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>>734047314
4chan is not yours either.
And you are literally the only one bitching.

>>734047415
Not working.

>>734047228
>nobody is masturbating to that freakishly long finger
>nobody

>>734047672
maybe I got it wrong, try #savory

>>734047791
fucking idiots, sweet

>>734047791

What's the link to this tumblr please.

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>>734047480
Oh, you're right.
She should check her privilege.

>>734047791
Nah that's not it.

>>734047836
nahhhh, only gecko knows

>>734047833
Thanks dude. I think that doushe was just fucking with me.

>>734047833
no its not that, try #salty

Post more feet. I'm horny.

>>734045584
>I don't own a dick so no worries
would you like to?
huehuehue
jk

>>734047970
Try "your a faggot" all caps.

>>734045699
oh too late

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>>734046942
Ohh this is a fun story. He's got a thing for me, but only mentions it out loud when he's drunk. He says the goofiest shit too, it's actually a bit funny when it's not just plain creepy.

First time was St Patrick's day (this is different from the getting caught story)
>be me
>get home around 10pm from st patricks festival, tired af
>take a shower
>finish, put on a towel and start walking over to my room(down the hall from the bathroom)
>her father must've just gotten home, heard me open the bathroom door and yells 'Geckooooo!'
>turn around, he's in the kitchen and gives me the stangest fkn look
>I say 'hi' bc I have absolutely no clue wtf is going on, didn't realize he was drunk.
>'oh hey gecko, you're naked right now'
>'that's hot as fuck.'
>I stammered something like 'ok', I didn't know if he was just fucking around or what, kinda just didn't expect it lol
>proceed to go to room and start drying off and changing into pajamas
>like 30 seconds later he's knocking on my door asking if I'm still naked, then tries to open door to check(locked it thank fuck)
>tell him I'll be out later

Later on in the night he made a couple more comments and eventually went for an ass and a (successful, caught me off guard)boob grab. next morning he acts like everything was normal. Things like that only happen when he's drunk, otherwise he acts completely normal around me

sorry for delay, was finishing up dinner

>>734042309
>A for effort
>A
>for Effort
A =/= E you dumb motherfucker

>>734048265
you gon get raped you dumb betch

>>734048324
A is a letter grade received in the 'effort' section.
Like how you'd get an A in math.

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@734048324
(You)

>>734048324

>>734048265
That is sketch as fuck. Don't be alone with him and I wouldn't walk around in a towel around him anymore.

>>734040322
human body it's really beautiful

>>734048404
>>734048265
>(locked it thank fuck)
rlly now why the fug would you live with someone like dat
betches b duuuuuum

>>734044771
how is that hideous?

>>734047232

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>>734048265
was this you?

>>734048265
yeah thats definitely more the creepy as fuck side rather than funny

>>734048677
yeah that was her

>>734048433
A-F grades are more about execution than effort. You can't get an A for effort, you get an A if you actually did it all right.

A for effort is the expression, though. No one says "E for effort". But it's not really an accurate representation of the way grading in school works, either.

god damnit
this isn't your goddamn blog
only a retarded bimbo would brag about having celebrity status on an anonymous imageboard
this is why we cannot have nice things
nobody cares about your life or your opinions, all these dickless nu-males fawning over you are giving you an inflated ego
i'm going back to /pol/ where i can fantasize about a white ethnostate where there are no kikes or cucks

>>734048567
Her roommate's father.

She doesn't live with the fuck, but has occasionally been at his place, because m8.

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>>734047228
>>734047314
I post tits all the time here, like everyone else sometimes I'm just here to chat.
>>734047232
gecko-chan dot tumblr dot com
pw is #sweet
>>734047486
I do it all for fun anon, the second I start charging money, it becomes a job for me
>>734048504
>>734048404
Oh absolutely, from then on I stay fully clothed whenever I'm out of my room. Luckily he's at work for most of the day, and I keep my room locked at night. I sleep with a large dog as well, whenever anyone comes near my room she wakes me up.
>>734047791
I kekked

>>734048265
You shouldn't make too much light of these actions. If he's being grabby then he could be legitimately dangerous.

I'm sure he'd probably never want to hurt you when sober. But he's really drunk and really can't control his impulses, rape is definitely not out of the question.

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>>734048785
>going back to /pol/

>>734048785
this
dumbass hasn't even posted tits all thread
fucking faggots still responding to her and trying to have a discussion.
fucking pathetic

>>734048865
>Luckily he's at work for most of the day, and I keep my room locked at night.
It kinda sounds like he lives with them, tbh.

>>734048785
>probably a femanon that didn't get enough attention

>>734048265
is there a wife in the picture?

>>734049049
because she'll start a thread later you faggot. now is the only time to talk without ppl demanding requests.

>>734049049
Have you not been on 4chan at all at night over the last week you autist? She's made at least one thread almost every night

>>734047543
>4chan is not yours either.
GET OUT OF MY 4CHAN

>>734049138
no that's gecko in the picture, she doesnt have a wife

>>734049249
>>734049238
idgaf take her faggotry to soc
don't come onto /b claiming to be a ditzy bitch without posting tits

especially in a fucking thread that's dedicated to tits

fucking retards have memories on the same level as a goddanm goldfish.
no wonder you're trying to defend some attention whore who can't even follow the fucking rules

>>734049300
MOMMMM anon is hogging 4chan again

>>734048865
Oh shit, wrong. :(
This is seriously not good.
>>734048898

You need more than a dog. Something venomous. And/or gtf the fuck out.

>>734049365
Tits are the first thing she posted. Relax, faggot.

>>734048898

You're gorgeous, thank you for the tumblr archive.

>>734049370
>Something venomous
so she can do what? poison damage him?
what the fuck kind of games are you playing you dumb shit
also underageb&

>>734048898
>I sleep with a large dog as well
implying dogs aren't easily put to sleep or goated into stfu
implying even if you woke up briefly there aren't drugs that'll make you forget it and still be passed out
implying locks aren't easily passed through

fukken hell you're dumb. worse, you think you're smart.
you gon get AIDs, or worse, pregnant. and never even realize who dun it

>>734049352
are you trying to be witty, you fucking cunt?

>>734049365
>i'm going back to /pol/
What a tease.

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>>734049514
post ur dick, or gtfo

>>734046545
If they come from the country of europe, they carry torches

>>734038468
New fetish

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>>734048567
bc my mother thinks I'm satanic so I can't live at home (for the record I'm not, it's because I had a ghost bc shirt and a skull collection for drawing references...). My father wants me to come back but she's threatening to divorce if I move in so that's out of the question

My friend's family offered for me to live there until I get a stable job and can afford to live on my own. I basically 'pay rent' by doing jobs like scooping dog shit, sweeping/vacuuming floors, doing dishes, etc(basically any housework that needs to be done) for them. Once I get a job, rent would be $100/m so I can start saving up for my own place.
>>734048677
Yes, I just gotta make a new email

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>>734048898
I just found out about this.
0-diamonds in 0.032 seconds holy shit
picture related

WE /SOC/ IN THIS THREAD

>>734049681
wut if lizards are my fetish tho?

also only faggots post dik pix. so no pissoff

>>734049530
hows your Fedora you neckbeard cunt?
newsflash noone wants to do that shit.

>>734049776
>bc my mother thinks I'm satanic so I can't live at home (for the record I'm not, it's because I had a ghost bc shirt and a skull collection for drawing references...). My father wants me to come back but she's threatening to divorce if I move in so that's out of the question
lmao is your mum jelous of you stealing your daddies attention?
americucks really are inbreds eh?

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>>734041448
found my new fetish

>>734049530
>>734049370
I've bought and installed a padlock that locks from the inside, normally I'd get the fuck out but my only other choice is a homeless shelter

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sage

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My balls work!

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sage all

>>734041448
OMG..... It's yellow....hahahaha

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help me sage this cancer off of my /b/

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>>734041643
Shit flashlight

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>>734049885
she's told him in the past that's she's jealous, I come from a mental family so it's not even a surprise anymore lol
>>734049931
Forgot to add pic to this

>>734050198
>help me sage this cancer off of my /b/
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:51:53 No.734050094 ▶
>>░██████╗░██████╗░░░░░██╗███████╗░░░░░█████╗░░░░░███████╗░█████╗░░██████╗░░██████╗░░██████╗░████████╗
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> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:51:53 No.734050096 ▶
>>>734041643
>Shit flashlight
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:53:07 No.734050198 ▶
>File: 1496026303547-19315234.jpg (437 KB, 2560x1440)
>>>734049885
>she's told him in the past that's she's jealous, I come from a mental family so it's not even a surprise anymore lol
>>>734049931
>Forgot to add pic to this

>>734050046
OP was good goy this time. totally not a faggot neither

not his fault some worthless attentionwhore derailed the thread and the faggots with no women in their life kept responding to her worthless shitposting

>>734050198
>Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:51:53 No.734050096 ▶
>>>734041643
>Shit flashlight
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:53:07 No.734050198 ▶>>734050241
>File: 1496026303547-19315234.jpg (437 KB, 2560x1440)
>>>734049885
>she's told him in the past that's she's jealous, I come from a mental family so it's not even a surprise anymore lol
>>>734049931
>Forgot to add pic to this
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:53:41 No.734050241 ▶
>>>734050198
>>help me sage this cancer off of my /b/
>>>>
>> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:51:53 No.734050094 ▶
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>> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:51:53 No.734050096 ▶
>>>>734041643
>>Shit flashlight
>>>>
>> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:53:07 No.734050198 ▶
>>File: 1496026303547-19315234.jpg (437 KB, 2560x1440)
>>>>734049885
>>she's told him in the past that's she's jealous, I come from a mental family so it's not even a surprise anymore lol
>>>>734049931
>>Forgot to add pic to this
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>>734040457
fuck you, I already did

>>734050247
was just spamming something that takes space

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>>734050264
keep bumping... 300 HERE....WE... COME

>>734050264
nigger faggot

>>734050352
>Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:54:55 No.734050341 ▶
>>>734040457
>fuck you, I already did
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:01 No.734050350 ▶
>>>734050247
>was just spamming something that takes space
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> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:03 No.734050352 ▶
>>>734050264 (You)
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>>>>>╚██████╔╝██║░░░░░░░░░██║███████║░░░░██║░░██║░░░░██║░░░░░██║░░██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝░░░██║░░░
>>>>>░╚═════╝░╚═╝░░░░░░░░░╚═╝╚══════╝░░░░╚═╝░░╚═╝░░░░╚═╝░░░░░╚═╝░░╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░░░░╚═╝░
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:05 No.734050361 ▶
>>>734050264 (You)
>keep bumping... 300 HERE....WE... COME

>>734050407
>░██║██████╔╝░░░░██║███████╗░░░░███████║░░░░█████╗░░███████║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗██║░░░██║░░░██║░░░
>>>>>██║░░░██║██╔═══╝░░░░░██║╚════██║░░░░██╔══██║░░░░██╔══╝░░██╔══██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║░░░██║░░░
>>>>>╚██████╔╝██║░░░░░░░░░██║███████║░░░░██║░░██║░░░░██║░░░░░██║░░██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝░░░██║░░░
>>>>>░╚═════╝░╚═╝░░░░░░░░░╚═╝╚══════╝░░░░╚═╝░░╚═╝░░░░╚═╝░░░░░╚═╝░░╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░░░░╚═╝░
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:05 No.734050361 ▶
>>>734050264 (You)
>keep bumping... 300 HERE....WE... COME
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:09 No.734050369 ▶
>>>734050264 (You)
>nigger faggot
>>>
> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:36 No.734050407 ▶
>>>734050352
>>Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:54:55 No.734050341 ▶
>>>>734040457
>>fuck you, I already did
>>>>
>> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:01 No.734050350 ▶
>>>>734050247
>>was just spamming something that takes space
>>>>
>> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:03 No.734050352 ▶
>>>>734050264 (You) (You)
>>>>>>░██████╗░██████╗░░░░░██╗███████╗░░░░░█████╗░░░░░███████╗░█████╗░░██████╗░░██████╗░░██████╗░████████╗
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>>>>
>> Anonymous 05/29/17(Mon)04:55:05 No.734050361 ▶
>>>>734050264 (You) (You)
>>keep bumping... 300 HERE....WE... COME
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>>734049931
Good, damn, luck.
Are the family you're visiting now any less insane?

>>734050198
seek professional help
for your mental issues
rather than relentless attention whoring on /b like every other dumbass who ends up killing themselves

>>734050198
>I come from a mental family
oh. that's why you're here

>>734048898
Go away attention seeking whore
Don't think you're hot shit just because some random desperate wankers want to talk to you

Protip: become an hero