>you find this beside your trash can >she's alive What do?

Call the cops to prevent the baby from being raped.

>>734038461
did you just assume its gender shithead?

call animal control and tell them there is a dead animal next to my trash can

>>734038461
Seriously nothing... just another fucking nigger that i wont get involved with. Just let this shitskin die in the streets.

>>734038461
name him Goba and raise him as your warrior and bodyguard

>>734038461
Gently pick her up, take her inside, bathe her with warm soapy water, run by the store to pick up some baby food and soft furry blankets, and a few diapers. Go back home and feed her, carry her and sing a sweet lullaby till she falls asleep. Lay her down on the comfy bed, wrap her around her warm blanky. Then call the police so they can find out who the piece of shit is who did this to such an innocent baby girl.

>>734038461

Call an ambulance

>>734040782

Cook her a bowl of eggs

>>734038461
Poke it with a stick

Give her hard boiled eggs

>>734041097
Fuck you beat me to it

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>>734038461
how do you know its a she shitlord? there are over 70 genders!!!!! You cant touch it until you know its gender.

Kek op knows the gender

>>734038461
Everyone should do their part, pick up the trash and place inside trash bin.

>>734038461
Watch from my window and see what happens

If no-one comes and gets it, keep watching until it dies. Then, I whisper "lolrekt" and go back to bed.

>>734038461

idk, maybe just lure an orc berserker and see how that nigger baby dies

>>734038461
call 911

>>734038461
I'd help the poor child. I'm not a heartless pos like most 4chaners.

I,d keep it, raise it, and send it to college.

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put it in the trash where it belongs

Oh look. Edgelord responses. On 4chan. How surprising.
Get the poor kid to an emergency room and go from there. Not like I have any idea what to do with a random infant.

Curb stomp that nigger and throw it in the trash.

>>734038461
Call police, and keep her alive and cared for till paramedics arrive, all lives matter

>>734039642
No shit, the babby may identify as a gender queer attack helicopter.

>>734038461
Killing it before it starts to rob stores

>>734038461
Walk away, poo in loo

Fire department,they will take care of babies no question asked.
How is this not common knowledge?

>>734041758
this should have been the first post. I'm disappointed /b/