Guys I got myself into trouble and I need money ASAP, like by

>>734037931
Haha

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>>734037931
No

You can suck 1800 dicks at $1 each you mega faggot

>>734037931

Just gonna have to get those pretty little knee caps smashed and take it like a man.

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>>734037931

Suicide is ALWAYS an option

I've actually run into a ton of money recently. Quads in this thread and I'll pay OP.

>>734038299
I know....
I was just getting my life on track too. I let my guard down one time and I fucking lose it all.

12 hours = 360 minutes
Blowjob = 2 minutes
180 clients x $10 = $1,800

Go find 180 dicks to suck

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>>734038374

Delete this thread and never beg online for money again. Unless you WANT to be made fun of even more

Worthless parasite

>>734038325
Roll for this bastard

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>>734038299
>>734038374
its over accept it.

>>734037931
dirty injun

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>>734038666
Bless you, Satan

>>734038325
Rollin

>>734038325
Roll this shit

>>734038325
Rolll

>>734038811
Thank you, God

Op if I hit trips I'll get you $2k so there more than enough for you. Just tell me how you want it.

>>734038728
yeah, maybe you're right...
I just got hired at a brand new great job, was finally going to get my own apartment next month, I was going to save up for a new car, and I was going to make my family proud...
maybe a few months ago if this happened, I would have pulled the trigger almost immediately. But now that I was just about to have a good life, I don't want to die ;-; but I'll be damned if I go to prison...

>>734038975
Well op the internet gods don't love you I'm out have a good one

>>734038666
>>734038811
>>734038966
No, Satan.

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>>734039011

Kill family and yourself. Problem solved !

>>734039011
it's not as bad as you think. grow up and be a man

Alright OP tell us the whole story (every detail) on why you need the money then i will transfer you 2000

The thing about a good life is that it eventually ends. The thing about a bad life is that it eventually ends.

>>734038325
roll

>>734039199
I am too ashamed to talk about it. I was drunk and I don't want to ever drink again at this point

Just get a bookie or loan shark to loan them the cash. Send loan shark cash when bank open, just negotiate a non retarded interest rate.

>>734039370
Well fuck you and say goodbye to the money and your life

>>734037931
Find an open western union or money transfer spot you massive retard. Many supermarkets have western union or money gram. Are people really this stupid?

This may actually be the right time to use a payday loan. I wouldn't ever think of using one unless I found myself in your situation. Just promise yourself you'll pay it back the next day and your golden. If you don't, have fun with that 9000% interest rate

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>>734039370

>asks for money
>wont say why he needs money

Kill yourself

>>734039384
I don't know any loan sharks, and I live in the country, far from anyone or anything

>>734039431
I forgot to mention that the money needs to be sent via the "Money In Minutes" option. I begged to allow the 4 day waiting option by sending straight from my bank but I was told it was not an option

>>734039450
I want to, but I don't know where the nearest one is
I'm a few hours from my nearest city, and they'd be closed by the time I got there if there are any.

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>>734039621
>>734039733

Dude do you have any of those checks they give you as complimentary?

>be faggy op
>find self in real bad/life threatening situation
>think of a very stupid idea to ask for money to potentially stop this terrible situation that faggy op says hes in
>given opportunity to save faggy life
>says no because hes embarrassed and scared of a bunch of no life keks calling him gay

>>734039733
Rob a shop or two yo

But first tell us your story

>>734039979
HOLY SHIT YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED ME
wait please don't tell me Western Union services is closed on memorial day
My local one is in a grocery store that I know is open, but I have no clue if the Western Union bit is open

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>>734040091

Good. They are closed !

>>734040091
You can probably take that check and send it over night thru ups or one of those independent packaging places that might be open

Satan can't save you.

I can't save you.

I haven't even got the faintest idea.

I've got nothing to save OP.

I believe in you op

>>734039384

just ask your family for the cash, im sure they wont let you go to prison for 1800

wait if Western Union is closed on Memorial day
that means it can't be picked up in cash on Memorial day either
meaning I might be able to buy another day
if I can buy another day I can get the money to them.

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>>734041363

Keep telling yourself that LOL