happy memeorial day prove your an oldfag

>>734037208
Zippocat. Now learn the difference between Your and You're

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>>734037208
>memeorial
>your

>>734037329
>>734037561
newfags detected

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closed due to sting rays with aids

bring back snacks

>>734037208
>memorial day
>it is sunday

IDs

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Very loud negro

good /thread

>>734037208
I like Necco wafers.

>>734040852
Humm 2009

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hey baby girl

>>734037208
I'm so much of an oldfag I feigned ignorance of this site when my newfag brother was openly browsing 4chan in the living room, and trying to show me how fucking crazy and edgy this fucking place is.

I denied all possibility of knowing anything, because I take 1 and 2 fucking seriously.

He even went so far as making one of those "showing my brother 4chan for the first time, give us your worst" threads.

I was here in goddamned 2003. I've taken a few breaks every now and then because the shitposting gets to be too fucking much, but when I have free time I enjoy coming back and spending time here.

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>>734042639
wait a minute, is this Jacob????????

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>>734037208
/b/ was never good, and always full of you shitheads shitposting the same cancer.

>Also, lrn2grammar

>>734042732
nope.

not Patrick either.

>>734042836
dude I thought you were Jacob, my older brother because that story is so fucking accurate

>>734042639
In my senior year I'd cringe at faggot kids talking about /b/ around the school and CP and all this retarded ass shit. No respect for the rules.

Started as a cancerfag in '06. Took many a hiatus from the banana memes and trap threads.

When I need a fucking distraction from my mental anguish life I come here and lurk the cesspool.

>>734042873
go to bed summerfag

>>734042873
My name is Michael, actually.

>>734042886
I honestly can't believe people talk about 4chan in real life

>>734042931
i'm Josh

>>734037208
habbo, cracky chan, boxxy

Niggers tongue my anus

>that nigger that cut up frogs in his bathtub
>dockbro
>hartley hooligans
>that japanese mental patient who shat on his bed and read manga
>bane?
I'm not an oldfag but I think I've been here long enough

newfag here, started in early 2017

>>734042873
not Jacob, rest easy.

I hated hearing people screaming in the halls "I just lost the game!" when I was in college. Nothing made me hate life worse than knowing these fucking spergs were talking about this shit.

Then I transferred to a 4 year where I lived in the dorms, and my fucking faggot roommate and suitemates were all gay for boxxy. I am not- I thought that shit was retarded from the beginning. They would not shut the fuck up about her being queen and how much they love jb.

It was a long semester. I didn't actually go to 4chan at that time because I was on college property- and if they could send me a letter saying "stop all the downloading of torrents or you're fucked" they could certainly giev me shit for being a /b/tard.

>>734042955
It's mainly just edgy underage b&s or the severely autistic m'ladys who think it's cool to lurk /b/

>>734043714
"I lost the game" was from 4chan?? wow, the more you know

>>734044297
but the #1 unwritten, non existent rule of 4chan is not talk about it in real life

>>734044319
yeah it was as far as I can tell.

I couldn't stand hearing /b/ shit in real life.

I remember one day a post was made about someone making memes into clothing and if it was a good idea, and if people would buy it. So few voices objected, saying that shit would ruin everything, which it totally did.

One day I saw some fucking gigantic fat fuck in a fedora wearing a shirt with a "fuck yeah" 4 panel comic on it.

I wanted to kill him on the spot, but I reminded myself that the best thing to do was feign any ignorance.

>>734044356
>rules
>4chan

>>734044597
see? just like memes, completely unacceptable in real life
sometimes I think these betas don't even browse 4chan, just wish they did

>>734044793
>>rules
>>4chan
have you never been to the homepage where the post rules are??