I am a US army MP in OSUT training ask me anything

>>734005168
whats it like to be a faggot?

go clean these guns.

>>734005168
How do I get rid of my diarrhea asap?

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>>734005168
Good luck

>>734005168
Hows leonardwood you gigantic pussy

>>734005227
Feelsbadman

>>734005289
Idk I've had diahrrea ever since I started eating MREs

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>>734005372
Pretty fucking gay. I wanna go back to Cali

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>>734005411
Aaah dammit. I farted but it was a shart. Beware of that MP faggot anon
Here have some titts

Why not infantry?

>>734005168
Why does airforce have best dorms in the military?

Use some WD40 to get rid of that rust

>>734005567
Who is this chick? God damn it I only came here for this

>>734005168
I was at Leonard Wood a few years ago picking some shit up and these lil faggot male trainees were getting their fucking eyebrows waxed in the px

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>>734005843
No idea

>>734005168
I am about to go to Leonard Wood for basic and IAT any tips?

>>734006476
Dont be that guy everyone is laughing at when the drills go through all your shit and find a condom. Unless you're gay, but you probably are gay so bring a 32 pack.

I worked with a former MP a few years back. He was apretty chill guy but some days he would come in with crazy levels of anger/anxiety.
I never took it personally because I was pretty sure it had something to do with seeing 3 of his friends get turned into pink mist on the outskirts of some shithole in Iraq.

Good luck, OP.

>>734006058
Damn who is she?

>>734006476
What MOS? Really depends, OSUT companies are quite different than regular basic companies

>>734005168
I don't have any questions for you but I do want to tell you something:

Shut the fuck up, you boot piece of shit.

>>734007557
:^(

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>>734006989
Miss missax

>>734007777
QUADS!!

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>>734008266
FINALLY

Are you ready for the 2nd civil war?

>>734005168
Why do you have your phone in osut? Has the army gone that soft?

>>734008371
Fuck yeah. I'll get that transfer to the right wing death squads. It's pretty weird here though, I haven't been able to say nigger or anything remotely racist in 10 weeks

>>734005411
Lies. MREs clog up the back door something fierce. Like anally birthing a cinder block.

>>734008466
I'm on pass, gotta go back to company in about 25 minutes

>>734008469
Kek, be patient

When I did OSUT we weren't able to have our phones. Five year MP here. Out now but I was in 08 to 13 and deployed in 2010. OP is a massive faggot

>>734008504
This

I took the most gigantic solid shits in basic, it was literally the best time of the entire day.

>>734008469
Also some dumb bitch in my company complained to the battalion sgt major about how there's SHARP happening in our company so our commander tore us a collective new asshole and the Drill Sergeants are shitting on us like it's red phase all over again

>>734005227
Do fucking pushups you cherry fuck.

>>734008624
I didn't shit for 6 days when I first got to Parris Island. Feelsbadman...

>>734008678
Hahaha I remember when they came up w sharp

>>734005168
why should i join the military?

>>734008469
Huh so weird that the army doesnt tolerate racism. Who knew!

>>734008678
Women and programs like sharp and eo ruin the army. "WERE ALL EQUAL" but here I am running more, doing more pushups and everything else. I'm so glad I'm out.

Good luck op, try not to become an alcoholic.

What company are you in?

>>734009273
Feel like it could end bad for me if I gave my company, but I'm in the 795th Battalion

>>734009437
Nice, say hi to DS Wheeler if he's still there. How are the Hurths doing?
Also fuck Van allen

>>734009618
Yuuup, I'm Bravo. Wheeler actually got in a motorcycle accident and was out for a couple weeks. Van Allen had some weird freak out after FTX 2 and DS Allen just left for ranger school or some shit. White Hurth is finally chilling out and black Hurth is chill as usual

>>734007412
12Bravo. I was doing stuff, I am back for a while now though

>>734009784
Yeah ask salt Hurth about sniper school in benning, or the book her dad wrote thats in the PX.
Yeah Van Allen hasn't been doing well since his sharp allegations

>>734009883
I heard 12B isn't bad from some of my 12B buddies. Combat engineers had it easier than MP apparently. We got to run the Night Infiltration Course with our 12B buddies from reception which was cool >>734009957

>>734009022
only if you're a dummy, sorry man . . . if you score higher than the 55th percentile on intelligence tests like SATs, don't do it. The higher your ASVAB results, the less happy you are likely to be enlisting.

>>734009957
Van Allen got sharped again this cycle lol

>>734010051
12B I got a 87, my recruiter was yelling at me to get a 'better' mos

>>734009957
Also I'm guessing salt Hurth is white Hurth?