How do I get black gf?

I am very interested in what it takes to get blacks girls

>>734003853
Just buy one.

Walk through any African country with clean water

>>734003853

Pretty much the same way you get most other kinds of girlfriends. Have money

I wnat a dominant black girl to fuck me with a strapon

>>734003853
I have a black GF what do you need to know?

>>734003853
Become a nigger

>>734003853
Not being in 4chan.

>>734003971
How much was she?

>>734003853
Buy one? That's how slaves work

>>734003905
Ahhh, those were the days.
Go to the slave market
Buy two black lolis.
Take them home
???????
PROFIT!

>>734003853
No idea, but what's the sauce?

>>734003971
Does she smell like shit?

Just spend time with black girls you reethard

Just as you would get any other girl you fucking virgin

>>734003971
How many times has she been arrested?

>>734003853

Go to local welfare office, take you pick

>>734004020
Didn't cost me anything but drinks and smoke first time
>>734004062
No she does not lol

go to the port
wait for a new shipment to come in
you always want fresh

>>734004152
Never, i've been arrested tho

>>734004094
>>734004111
>this

>>734004062
I once had a black gf AND I SWEAR SHE SMELT LIKE SHIT, broke up after a day lol

>>734003853
Put on blackface. Black bitches love it.

>>734003971
Is she a fat as fuck Shaneequa?

Sell weed

>>734003971

Is she the nasty "thicc" (protip: fat) type, or is she skinny/petite sexy black grill

Also, on a scale from 1-10 facial beauty, how close to 5 is she?

>>734004227
why?

>>734003853
university. seriously, those places are all about "inclusivity" and "diversity" but they still only let the smarter ones in so you don't get pure ghetto bitches.

I'm extremely surprised at the low level of racist remarks in this thread. I really expected every other reply to be "Be a nigger."

>>734003853
1. be attractive
2. ask a black girl out
3. literally never give your opinion on race relations

>>734004313
No she is not fat as fuck by any means, she does massage therapy and takes care of herself.
>>734004330
she is the petite kind, 5'4" good butt and I'd put her at a 9 for facial beauty if she does the little bit of eye make up i like and a 7-8 rest of time. she has good cheekbones
>>734004356
I just met her from a mutual friend in Vegas a while back and we really hit it off. If you are looking for a person in your life based off a skin color you are doing it wrong.

>>734004505
Oh you can give your opinion on it, just be ready to have every response be along the lines of "Well until you are a black woman/man you cant know about X"

I had a highly educated friend calculate the chances of me finding an attractive, non ghetto, black girl who likes white guys. Then calculate the chances she's single and likes me. The chances aren't good anon. I figured out all the chicks who did me wrong or who annoyed me had a common denominator, they were white. I worked with an African dude, he said if I like black chicks I do need to import, American black chicks are bitches.

>>734004781
exactly my point. there is literally no reason to give your opinion when that is 100% going to be the response. just gonna make her resent you.

>>734004505
>3. literally never give your opinion on race relations

what? black girls into slaveplay are the fucking best. you aint lived til you fucked the shit out of a black girl while calling her "nigger girl" and "property" in a plantation owner accent while she says nothing but "yes mastah" then chokes herself on your cock.

>>734004686
>massage therapy
So, she's a hooker?

>>734004912
I must agree with you on this, I stopped even talking to her about any race issues a few months ago because she is dead set on seeing things a certain way, always through race tinted goggles.

>>734004686
>she does massage therapy
lol you're dating a prostitute. my condolences.

>>734005018
licensed massage therapist for a physical therapy office and a masseuse at a casino

>>734005095
>>734005157

>>734003958
verbatim what i was going to post.

>>734004686
>If you are looking for a person in your life based off a skin color you are doing it wrong.

>when sexual relationships are so far removed from their original purpose that you only need to describe them as "a friend that you fuck"

either way, it's for the best. mixed race kids are literal mutts with all kinds of issues. don't procreate.

>>734003853

Lower your standards.

>>734004686
>massage therapy
>oral sex

Kekity boo!

>>734003853
go to paris,buy a african hooker

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*Insert racist unoriginal joke*

>>734003853
Well, you'd have to start by talking to one you fucking neckbeard.

Buy her a watermelon

>>734003853
Have a bucket of KFC put into a cage and blow the smell across west Africa your bound to get something anon.

>>734005512
What if there are no blacks in his cunt?

>>734003853
Learn to cultivate bananas.

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>>734003853
>be white
>have a job, fucking any shitty job will work cause it'll be more secure than jamals
>you have the barest back bone of a work ethic that signals your desire to not be content with a fast food job
>give her the attention that shows you're interested

Most black girls don't even consider that the white guys around them would be interested. Even if the black girl is hot as fuck, and knows it, they'll still think the white guys around them won't want anymore than to look at them. Since women yearn for a secure future to raise children more than they want a dominant dick swinger, they'll leap at the chance for some white boy.

>>734005580
eh?

>>734005157
literally every "legit" massage therapist gets propositioned on a daily basis and eventually gives in, or even does it for free if the guy is attractive. some of them moonlight as hookers from the get go. which one is yours?

>>734004395
This

You get the ghetto girls who are trying to hold out hope that they won't get sucked back into the ghetto.

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>>734005902
Yeah. I'm not at all attractive, and I don't have money, but I treat them with respect, and have had no issues dating black girls.

>>734005956
I think he meant cunt as-in Country.

>>734006239
>bananas

lol

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>>734006239

>>734006102
I'm not sure that your ex gf being a massage hooker is any kind of evidence for the behavior of the rest. I know a couple that do exactly what you are talking about but they don't have their license. Most of the ones who bother going legit have no need to whore themselves they can charge whatever they want and there is fucktons of work readily available.

>>734006389

Kek, good catch.

>>734003853

Look at them big ol nigger feet FUCK!

>>734006389
>>>734006239 (You)
>>bananas
>lol
>>734006389
Lulz.

>>734006239
nice tits and ok bourbon.

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Best pussy is black pussy

Also best at sucking dick

>>734007248
Three of the four shitiest blowjobs I have had were from coonettes

>>734003853
I'm dating a black girl. I've dated 2 in my life so far, but out of all the chicks I've dated and fucked, black chicks have the best sex hands down. They suck dick like pros, they fuck like pros. Haven't fucked a Asian chick yet, but so far out of Indian, White, Hispanic, Black, and Russian chicks, I'll choose Black chicks any day.
Plus I go to a 99% all black university so it's easier to fuck them.

>>734007649
Which university brother? What state you in?

>>734007741
Florida, Tally.
FAMU. The school sucks, but the pharmacy program is great. So I decided to go there so that I can sell drugs legally. The chicks in this school are so easy to talk to, they're not ghetto at all, and the majority of them are pretty.
Smart bitches too. Too smart if you ask me.

>>734007926
Is there generally alot of black chicks in florida? thought it wasnt. But I wanna live in a sunshine state and i love black chicks.

>>734008096
The entire west side of Orlando is black territory.

Be black

>>734008096
Not in south florida. You'll only see Hispanic chicks. But like Jacksonville or Tallahassee, and maybe Tampa, oh yeah they're everywhere. I'll tell you this though, many of the black chicks that don't go to uni in this city, are definitely ghetto. But if you chill around FSU or FAMU, you'll get the smart well educated ones.
As far as living in florida, it's kinda expensive. Not california/new york expansive, but it's expensive. To be honest, I wouldn't move here. I'd visit and stay for vacation for a bit, but that's it.

>>734008210
cheers

>>734003853
They're racist, every black girl I asked out said they don't date white guys. It's the opposite way around with some black guys. Note "some"

>>734008458
im going to college in US soon, and I can pretty much choose wherever to study if i take loans, so money is no problem. My main requirement is good weather year round though :) cheers brother

>>734003853
As the honorable David Carroll would say: find them, fuck them, flee

Also if you're a white guy, your skin gets you in.

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my thick black wife

>>734008994
Stop man, she's fucking gross

>>734003853
Go to KFC

>>734003853
Get a bucket of KFC

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>tfw you're a mexico and every black girl you've ever met is only interested in either a nigger or a white guy

>>734009265
Lel hivemind

>>734008994
Smdh tbh fam...

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>>734003853
not be in jail?

>>734007248
Cause they've been doing it since Elementary. Kind of fucked up. I don't mean to be generalizing, it was probably just that one girl. Fuck I need to get checked probably got an STD from her, sucking dick for like over half her life.

Hang around the maternity ward with your wallet showing.