Ylyl: greentext classics edition

Nothing to boot unfortunately. Lurkan.

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>>734001579

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>>734002929

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https://youtu.be/OB6vs2t3-_M

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>>734001579

These are the only ylyl's that consistently make me laugh damnit.

>>734002321
God I hope that's not a real story

>>734004835
I on the other hand hope that it's real.

Ahhh these greentexts brings back memories. Those were the days.

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>>734004559
I lost way harder then i should have...

Moar?

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>>734006188
>>734006433
>>734006500
>>734006888
A chain of gets

>>734006888
trips demand moar

thanks posters

>>734007590
The fuuuuck

>>734007836
Wizardry.

>>734007984
/B/ - practical memetics and occasional sorcery

>>734008240
Its true. Stick is indestructible

>>734001579

I fart in your general direction, You morther was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.......

>>734003034
I lost

>>734003102
The fucking Don, do you have the pt 2? I never saw the don story again

>>734004481
Lost.

>>734008102
>/B/
Sure is summer in here

>>734009460
no it's just my autocorrect fucking up.

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>>734002248
this is gold. saved

>>734003102
holy shit i hope there is a pt 2

Has anyone got the thread of /b/ writing porn? I don't remember much of it, but it ends with the plumber being grossed out by the dump one of the girls takes on the lawn

>>734010175
>Crow war
Nah mate ant wars now

>>734010175
Wow anon great resolution.

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>>734010175
retard alert

>>734006188
this is actually genius

>>734010212
Sounds like a legendary thread

>>734008635
please part 2

>>734011128
It was indeed, and I will always regret never to have saved it

>>734010691
:((((((

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>>734001579
Pretty sure this Anon got v& because I've never seen an update.

>>734010691
Wtf m8 this is a ylyl thread not a feels thread.

>>734001579
Keked

>>734012888
Nice trips.. And holy shit is the Autism off the charts with that post!

>>734010691
This shit actually needs to be made into a movie.
HOLY FUCK!

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>>734010691
Holy fuck anon, That hit me where I live

>>734013731
That's more autistic than >>734012888

Anyone got that sport an anon and his friends made up, involving walking like a crab and masturbating.

>>734012238
Jesus christ I just lost... A lot.

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best story

>>734014923
sounds like one hell of a sport

>>734013066
been in this thread he got fired by hospital

>>734005412
>has its own elbow
lost

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>>734014923
Found it

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>>734003102
the fucking don!!!!!

>>734015630
Thinking of trying this, might make a thread

>>734001579
Does anyone have the one where the guy is high off his ass and throws a peanut butter sandwich in his crush's face, before telling her he has to "skeddadle?"

>>734009460
oh yeah /B/rother/ we're surrounded by /summer/ here hahaha fucking summerfags btfo

>>734002321
it's fucking unbelievable

>>734017922
THIS IS YLYL NOT FEELS

>>734002321
I consider myself an autistic shut-in, but this guy makes me look completely well-adjusted in comparison.

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probably fake but worth a couple yuks

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>>734019230

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1

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>>734019376
2

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>>734019422
>the sound of judgement and farts
every fucking time

>>734012454
I don't quite get what happened in this story

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>>734008387

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>>734010175
Heres the image because other anon is a fag and saves thumbnails

>>734019782
the place is haunted with the ghost of the dude that got his head deepfried by the trucker. so they have to bolt down the lids on the fryers because the ghost tears shit up.

forgot this was ylyl and posted one of my nope greentexts by accident.

>>734013066
Oh hey I was in this thread too
for some reason he really felt like he had to contact the dude, which was literally the dumbest thing he could do

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very long but worth saving if you like long tard stories

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>>734019936
ah, now it makes like 48 times more sense

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>>734020477

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>>734017499
>I learned farting makes a sound at 20
all I can think about is this

>>734017690
Oh, God, please do!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0KhHGDLL9Q

>>734016819
im a manager at mcds and i wish it was like that lol fucking gold

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>>734020956
there's a part 2 to that

>>734021132
dammit meant to reply to
>>734021013

>>734001579
This would be glorious to see

>>734008344
Keep splitting stick. Stick separated into atoms.

Marine splits atom. All marines die.

>>734018659
Fucking Doc Ock killed me

>>734002929

sounds like something straight out of my life.

>>734005412
>has its own elbow.
>lost so hard

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>>734015728
>mfw reading this

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>>734002248
lost too fucking hard.

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autism override

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>>734012023
uproarious keks

>>734010175

well, that did make me laugh. gotta give credit where credit is due. well played.

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>>734021132
Bless that man

>>734004559
It's so if one side goes dull you have another sharp side

>>734013066
I was in the thread too. Don't know what happened though.

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>>734024826
it makes me sad that the michigan the state that's probably the closest thing canada's friendly not giving a fuck demeanor lives next to canadas most assholish province.

>>734019794
trying way too fucking hard

>>734019818

Hey, that's some good beer

>>734001579
not funny

>>734025998
oh man top kek

It's funnier because the other actor is holding it properly

>>734025597
moar skyrim txts?

>>734026734
Sorry anon, these five are all I got...

>>734026780
shame...

>>734013526
I am German and this is funny!

>>734008065
Nice filters, asshole. This isn't /vr/.

>>734026780
Thanks for dumping anon

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>>734027264
You are very welcome, /b/ro

>>734027394
so the floor just became yellow?

>>734027394
>>734027359
floor doesn't match

>>734008344
>>734008240
>yfw people too retarded to light the stick on fire instead of breaking it in half

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>>734027820
There is always 'that' kind of guy...

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>>734002197

>>734027900
the one that's not a pedophile?

>>734028059
Fucking "2MB limit" rule makes it impossible to share some oldies without compressing them beforehand...

>>734028049
went to hell because he forgot to walk the dinosaur

>>734004835
>>734005361
Same fag stfu you stupid cunt motherfucka or I will set /pol/ on you

>>734020203
man ive been waiting for someone to post this
thanks anon

>>734002248
Great cap, great moment, great dubs.
You sir get a cookie

>>734028552
That is a magnificent friend.

>>734004481
sounds like this would turn into a love story

>>734010691
I have diagnosed ADHD and I'm not medicated and I read this whole thing good job

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>>734028059

i'm a no-school admin irl. in my early days i really had no idea what i was doing half the time. so any time i would get the call to work on someone's pc i would immediately open cmd if for no other reason than typically it would blow people's mind.

all you have to do is open a terminal window and simply type "dir" and most people think you are hacking the matrix. it's great, and it makes people think you are doing something when really you have no idea what the fuck is wrong.

at times i would literally do nothing more than "dir" through a few file directories, and then claim that their computer was fine and walk away.

>>734025998
Shit. I've been to China once, and they had a icecream booth there. It had a picture of three drawn ice cream cones: a yellow one, laughing it's ass off
a white one looking cool and smug
and, I shit you not, a black one looking miserable, because it was melting

I always regret not taking a photo of that.

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Good night, everybody!

>>734010713
>stabbing yourself is genius
Trump's America, ladies and gentlemen.

>>734002248
The fuck

>>734029689
It got him off a DUI which would have stayed on his record for the rest of his life, altering job prospects forever.

I'd rather get over a temporary stab wound.

>>734001693
High-grade

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Last one for the day...

It's been a good thread, well done anons

>>734003034
You got me.

Except they eat loads of meat, the little fags.

>>734027610
>Meadowniggers
Lost

>>734029876
>inflicting yourself with what could potentially be a life threatening injury to get out of one of the most common offenses in the country.

We've had presidents with DUI's it's not a huge offense until get 2 or 3 of them.

>>734030170
You sound like a typical liberal, unwilling to take risks to succeed. No wonder you have something against Trump.

>>734030361
>liberal
if having a good sense of consequence and perspective made people liberals I would not be a conservative.

>>734007984
Script kiddies

>>734013526
Thats why you need a beard

>>734003841
Because it takes more braincells to write masterpieces like these than to post a peeled banana

>>734030959
Nice backpedal, liberal faggot. Go back to Tumblr.

>>734031202
Nobody goes to YLYL threads to laugh at bananas. Bananas get posted in YLYL threads to troll them.

>>734010691
>filename
>pretty accurate

>>734008442
Golden

>>734015300
>>360 degrees
fucker would be facing the same direction as when he started

>>734031628
>360 degrees

>>734015781
not hugo

>>734020705

That greentext is adorable

>>734029393
this shit is more golden than a diamond.
pls moar alike

>>734031339
go back to r/thedonald/ you brain dead conservative impostor. You guys are worse than sjws you don't care about conservatism or national sovereignty you just want to piss people off because you're attention seeking faggots like your bleached asshole you keep making excuses for. Summer's coming for you snowflake.

>>734019177
Can't stand seeing a nigger being portrayed as the good guy. Makes my fucking pure blood boil.

Fuck this shit. This site's being taken over by nigger-loving, faggot-worshipping libtards. Where's my nigger hating threads? Where are all the greentexts about savage, criminal niggers causing problems for decent folks so we can get together and agree on how much niggers suck?

That mother was shit but nothing wrong with hating niggers. Just means she gets what's going on in the world. Leaving her in that town to get killed by an angry mob of niggers is the ultimate dick move. That nigger-loving OP and the nigger he befriended are the real villains of that story.

>>734032414
this reeks of some kind of personal sexual experience.

>>734032590
Fuck off, nigger-lover. This nation was built to be for the pure-blooded, and it will be pure again. Just you watch.

>>734030018
They eat fish not meat

>>734032684
we got a live cuck
how much bigger was he? I bet you still stalk her on facebook.

>>734032769
>fish isn't meat
huh

>>734032769
this is what Catholics actually believe

>>734024221
> the throwing stones
Kek

>>734026706
>>734025998
Or you know.
Photoshop.

>>734020705
Oh my god, my heart. Too fucking cute.

>>734010691
That man is a god damn legend

ive been looking for a certain >greentext
its from a taliban point of view with a kid in the picture. about the US infantry screaming and COD and stuff

>>734008531
Galaxy's Child was a great episode.

>>734010691
SOMEONE CALL A DIRECTOR

>>734002197
This is true.

>>734029689
>>734030170
>>734030959

>goes on /b/ to stick it to Drumpf

Nice job, you lib cuck. Really fighting the good fight.

>>734025597
Hands down the best one of these ive ever seen

>>734028525
no tomatoes, no potato

usually people order it with fries, did she want them?

>>734026088
https://soundcloud.com/user-458703355/dude-bangs-tinder-whore-on-discord

>>734001579
This is you cringe you lose?

>>734029443
Anon, try typing tree as well. Longer and shows more stuff, also, ipconfig

>>734010691
gets me every time

>>734026088
>>734036503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UW99Mltn6E