Spoder

>>733999006
Indeed it is, OP. Indeed it is

>>733999006
Camel spiders aren't real spiders

Is bug

>>733999465
this, they're not technically considered spiders due to their lack of a venemous bite

"camel spiders are now a meme" - Meme Lord 2016

>>734001458
That's not what makes them not spiders..... they are closer to scorpions then spiders but the difference comes down to mouth parts and segments of the mesothorax

>>733999006
ugly shit.

>>734001458
False, camel spiders are in a different order from spiders

is...
is it's face...
MADE of scorpion pincers???

>>734002888
It's capable of crushing rock, better be careful!
Also nice trips.

Thanks OP, I didn't know these spiders exist. Interesting.

ten... TEN FUCKING LEGS WHAT THE HELL???

>>734004106
the two in front aint legs
pedipalps, basically like antennae

10 legs

wat

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fuzzy spoder

>>734004617
Why dis spooder so fat and foozy.
Wut happen

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shiny spider

>>734004864
IT LUK LIEK SNEL

>>734001808


WHO GIVES A FUCK NIGER. YOU SEE ONE YOU RUN

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Spoodle

>>734005344


FUCK OFF SPIDERMAN. YOU'RE DRUNK.

>>734005344
No

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>>734005344

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Spudar

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>>734005344
?

#spooked

>>733999006
They're kind of adorable how they'll chase you. I mean, they're just using your shadow to escape the desert sun, but still.

>>734009662
Confirmed Iraqi fag

>>734010024
I just watch a lot of nature documentaries.

>>734005429
you dont, stupid nigger, these things are as harmful as a fucking ladybug

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Hell yes spider thread.

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>>734010197


YEP GOOGLE FAT FUCK SHUT IN PIRATE.
100% HARMLESS

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>>734010197


LADYBUGS DO THIS IDIOT?

>>734010760
That's a Brown Recluse bite

>>734010874


NO IT'S NOT FUCK FACE. PULLED FROM US ARMY WEB SITE.

>>734010983
Camel spiders don't inject venom. Their saliva is similar to that of a mosquito in the sense that it numbs the area so it can eat you without you knowing.

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>>734010983
>there is no evidence as yet for even one venomous species of solifugid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

Quit being a stupid pussy. I bet you're afraid of fucking banana slugs too, you cunt.

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Anyone here got any spiders as pets? I have seven of them. I also have a vinegaroon, four millipedes, and a hissing cockroach.

>>734011688
oh the ladies must love visiting you and eric

>>734011688
I always wanted one. Currently in a college dorm, so I can't. After I get my own place ill probably get one and a gecko

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Oh, I also just got a scorpion today.

>>734011912
Eric is a cutey. A friend of mine asked me to bring a few of them into her kindergarten class, which I did.

>>734011954
They're great apartment pets. All they require is their tank, they don't make noise or messes, you feed them once a week, make sure they have water, and they're good.

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The Golden Orb Web male, the original cuck

>>734001458
... they have 10 legs dude

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>>734012216
I know, ive done my research. I want a Chilean Rosehair, somce they are suppose to be pretty docile. I also want a gargoyle gecko since they are so adorable! Just look at this little guy!

>>734012918
The front pair are pedipalps, which aren't really legs

>>734005429
No you don't you make friends and chill with her, looks like a female at least to me. Not much into octopods but do a lot of entomology for work as a pesticide chemist. Always wanted a camel spider, I used to have some whip scorpions

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>>734013133
I hear the rose hairs can get temperamental when they mature. Eric is a curly hair, they're super adorable and don't give a fuck about anything. I'm not keen on reptiles, though I would absolutely get a western hognose. They are just too damn cute.

>>734012918
So 8 legs, 10 appendages, like most arachnids, what appears as legs in these are pedipalps, they sense vibration and helps hold things while eating. Lots of functions in these guys

>>734010874
That's way too bad for a brown recluse.

Doesn't really matter if camel spiders are real spiders

They still fall under the classification of things that upon sight must be killed with fire.

>>734011171
No they don't numb you at all, it's all dry parts that touch the prey it rips and tears then brings those pieces into its mouth parts.

>>733999006
Good times in Afghan killing the tali along with camel spiders, RAH

>>734014043
>not using a high-powered focused laser to kill things

>>734012395
All male spiders are pretty much, pretty much any male arthropod is a bitch, for real....

>>734014165
>dry parts
>rips and tears
>pieces
>mouth parts
I've never been more uncomfortable.

>>734013786
Might also consider one of them

If I ever get a snek, ill probably go for a hognose

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>>734014043
>killing your arthropod friends

>>734014625
Yeah, they're the only species I'd ever consider. They are the cutest fucking reptiles.

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>>734014767
Most sneks are also pretty cute, Kenyan Sandboas are also great. But you camt hate Ball Pythons

Why do white people keep lizards and spiders and shit as pets
tf is wrong with yall get a dog or smth goddamn

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>>734015351
I'm just about the arthropods. Reptiles and amphibians are cool, I got no beef with them and would totally hang with them, but they take a lot more attention to care for.

>>734016012
Fair enough.

Eric is a cutie though. 10/10 spider

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>>734016464
Thanks, he is the best spider.

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>>734015908

>>734017573
One of those guys could be the next Einstein. If only... if only...

>>734012216
You're a loser