Fucking condoms. My gf wont let me fuck her without a condom.

>>733996611
>What fucking do
get a gf thats not mental. or be happy you won't get unwanted kids

Maybe if you didn't desire to bust inside her, like a normal human, you wouldn't have this problem to begin with.

You know that's how kids are made, right? faggot

>>733996611
You poor little thing.

Also, 33996611 --> this is now a get thread

>>733996611
She seems a little bit on the nervous side, but she's just being careful dude.

>>733996611
Either get her some help with her anxiety issues or find a new girlfriend who isn't paranoid to the point of hysteria.

>>733996611
>i have to go and put water into it and check if its cracked

it's pointless because a cracked condom will tear

>what fucking do /b/

be glad you won't be a dad, unless she pulls a virgin mary on you

>>733996753
>didn't desire to bust inside her
>like a normal human
You're the one who's fucked anon. Considering the drive the reproduce is what keeps our species going.

Can someone please ban my eyes from this website

I feel you OP. Girlfriend used to take the pill but would let me nut inside her. Now she suddenly decided to stop taking it and I have to wear condoms. I don't even like fucking her now. Condoms are awful.

>>733996611
Crush up some Xanax and Seroquel into her vodka. She won't care/remember what you do to her.

>>733996753
I spotted the virgin!

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Pull it off and cum on her face

>>733996971
Rinse your eyes with bleach, thank me later.

>>733996611
She's stupid OP, leave her and her paranoia, if she's that scared and dumb she cannot be good in bed anyway...

>>733996611
she doesn't trust your dirty dick

Put it in her butt instead

Anal

>>733996611
butts don't make babies

>>733996611
Be happy that she will probably not get pregnant, since you seem too retarded to be a parent.

The chance of her getting pregnant with only the pill is 1:100

>>733997123
Thread

>>733997135
>>733997123
>>733997102
great advice here OP

>>733997197
for reference 1:100 is fucking high

>>733996611
What if your girlfriend secretly has some sort of std/sti

>>733997123
Do you really expect her to be open for that? Not fucking happening, wont even take a finger in

>>733998326
And shes been hiding it for a year? And ive also been inside her before so yeah nah

>>733997233
Only thing she hates more than going raw is anal

This is seriously affecting your sexual well-being. You need to stop being so weak willed and put your foot down. Tell her no more condoms..throw them in the trash while she's watching...if that means no more sex than so be it. Jerk off when you're horny even if she's there with you.

Eventually she will start to feel like shit because she can't sexually satisfy you and give into your demands.

>>733997135
You cant get pregnant from anal you retard.

>>733996611
Fuck her asshole

>>733996753
> believing condom sex feels as good
Now I know you've never fucked.

>>733998977

It just occurred to me that you may actually be in love with this girl in which case ignore my advise. Denial of intimacy in order to exert control is not something you do to someone you love.

Love is not convenient...if you love her then you will bust your nut in a condom and check for leaks for as long as it takes. Then marry her and have a kid or two...after that have your tubes tied so it won't be an issue anymore.

>>733996611
The only thing I can think of is, talk to her. Quiet, understanding, respectful. Maybe you can work something out, let her know you care about consequences and that you know what you both are doing and what it means for both of you. Tell her also, what sex with condom feels like, honestly. If you feel really committed to eachother you can talk with an open heart.
Wish you all the best OP.