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i was poisoned from somebody and i am in critical condition.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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i was poisoned from somebody and i am in critical condition. pic related: it's me.
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Op here. my doctors said that i drank too much wine yesterday...but i didnt' drink alcohol last nigt.
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rip then
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>>733991921
please donate and i get medicine
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>>733990678
Did you forget the butt chug you did?
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Are you that hey that's pretty good guy that has kanker?
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>>733992074
what is "butt chug"?
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>no timestamp

not even gonna bother with an image search
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>>733992167
stick a beer bong up your ass
pour alcohol
???
profit
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>>733992179
im too ill to make timestamps you fucking mongoloid.
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if you have a dvd player, can i have it after you die?
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>>733992217
no. docs said "no".
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>>733992246
but not too ill to have someone take a pic of you and make a thread and respond to me...
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>>733990454
shit nigga. people be Putin something in your food?
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>>733990454
OP, your thread sucks you unoriginal, 12 year old, cancerous faggot.
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>>733992297
you can have my dvd player for sure. It's not like HIFI player but it works.
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>>733990454
cut off your balls
testosterone is poisoning you with patriarchy
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you better putin some effort next time OP
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>>733990454
now thats what i call alpha
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>>733990454
This guy was a Ukrainian politician that was assasinated with uranium. I don't think OP was intelligent enough to choose this guy on purpose though.
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>>733992447
We, doctors and i have put in considerable time and effort to get me not-ill again. I pray to Jesus Crhist every morning, but so far my prayers have not been received by Jesus.
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>>733992246
>too ill to write the date on a piece of paper
>not too ill to selfie
>not too ill to make a stupid thread
>not too ill to suck 3 cocks at once

ïsage
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>>733992365
lol'd
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Holy shit i remember this, thats an fsb spy called litvinenko, who was poisoned with polonium-210 in his food.

Fucker knows he'll be dead within a day or so of radiation poisoning.
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>>733992553
polonium faggot
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>>733992528
I suspect more gamma, with a hint of beta, but very little alpha.
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>>733992579
i didn't make selfie but my doc pictured me. it's easy to write here though, it doesn't weaken me.
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>>733992675
all alpha no gamma faggot lrn2google
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>>733992690
>can write on an image board
>can't write on a piece of paper
>now sucking 3 cocks and fitting another 4 in his ass

>sage
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OP HERE: Story went: russia poloniumed that guy, because he was critiziising russia governemet, and he was former KGP agent.
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>>733992816
Kill yourself. t. OP
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>>733992865
https://www.google.at/amp/www.liberation.fr/amphtml/planete/2006/11/27/deux-journalistes-russes-menaces-de-mort_5660
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>>733992926
I don't read france...
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>>733992816
You can officially GTFO..weak motherfucker.
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>>733992912
>now sucking 3 cock, fitting 4 in his ass and rubbing off another two in each hand
>currently pleasuring 11 cocks

>sage
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>>733993062
read this
>>733993064
sorry for requiring proof

>sage
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>>733992865
duh
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It is widely known that Kremlin ordered assassinaiton of that guy. With Polonium 210, which is manufacterd mainly by russians.
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>>733993236
what does "duh" mean. Can you speak english?
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>>733993316
it's english slang
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>>733993113
You can fuck off. Didn't i told you that before...patheic basement dweller.
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>>733993355
meaning?
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You idiots should start speak proper language.
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>>733993385
>a line has formed outside OP's basement dwelling
>packed with chads and jamals waiting their turn
>but not as packed as OP

sage
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>>733992553
OP: that's where you are wrong. I watched this poisoning episode when it happended, and i have read something about it. It was assassination by Russian Government.
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>>733993623
yes. you can talk whatever you want, but i haven't read your texts. Keep going though.
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>>733993885
all you need to do is post another pic with a timestamp, otherwise your a faggot, and this shit is fake

>sage
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some others Russia critics have been assassinated, for example anna politkovskaja who critizised Russias involment in Tchezenia.
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>>733994033
go away from my thread then.
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>>733994186
why can't your doc do it all for you? you said he took the pic, why can't he help you with the timestamp?

do you really think you're fooling anyone?

>sage
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>>733994033
your comments ITT tells me that you haven't heard aleksandr litvinenko.
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>>733994317
i don't deny aleksandr is real, i deny that OP is aleksandr

>sage
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>>733993409
meaning "duh!" as in, "that was obvious!"

urbandictionary is your friend
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>>733994295
everyone else knew about putin and polonium but you. You are illiterate.
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>>733994444
okay. thanks.
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>>733994454
read this retard
>>733994420
>sage
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>>733994519
keep on going my dear friend.
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>>733994583
whatever, keep pretending to be a dieing man

I'll keep calling you on your bullshit

>sage
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>>733994664
You just don't know all the subtlety that i am capable of. Maybe that drove your little brains out of order leading you to full misfunction.
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>>733994911
>still pretending to be a dieing man

>sage
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>>733994978
you may be the stupidest man i ever met here.
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>>733995142
>and still trying
>just me and him
>no one believes that this dieing guy has nothing better to do then post on /b/
>but he keeps on going

>sage
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>>733995232
Thread was about Litvinenko, which many have told before. Story that tells about Russias involment of silence those who critizises Russia. I started by false claim, which all the others knew it wasn't true, but you somehow...did. It was meant to gather as many posters here as possible.
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>>733995705
>i was pretending to be retarded the whole time
>i don't know how to start a thread about a dieing guy without pretending to be him
>the one guy who stated/implied in all his posts that OP was full of shit, actually believed OP was legit
>im the hero in all this

>sage
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>>733995897
OP here. you didn't know about litvinenko. I hope you learned today something today. read it and you might find it interesting.
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>>733996122
i am aware of him, and like i clearly stated numerous times, his story is not bullshit, OP pretending to be him is

>sage
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>>733992740
Fair play, I dint google, just guessed based on the trail it left across europe. It's alpha particle energy is substantially higher than I anticipated. Still my poisoning compound of choice is Floric-19
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>>733996206
where you have stated that before?
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>>733996334
here
>>733995897
>>733995232
>>733994978
>>733994664
>>733994420
>>733994033
good enough for you?

>sage
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>>733992246
Then i gues no monies :(
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>>733996414
but where you stated that you were aware of litvinenko?
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>>733990454
that's Alexander Litvinenko you fucking numskull
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>>733996414
yeah...that what i supposed. You never heard of Litvinenko before this thread. Faget.>>733996508
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