Anyone else spit into the toilet when they pee? Why the fuck

>>733989355
>>>/adv/

>>733989419
>>>/Youreafaggot/

>>733989355
have you cummed into sink?

>>733989550
Ja

>>733989574
rule?

>>733989355
I do this always

oh man i'm not the only one? i also do it when I start a shower. cant stop myself

>>733989832
>>733989949
>>733989355

Wtf is this? Any psychology fags in here?

Me too. As for shitting i get the urge right when i'm a few blocks from my house.

Camping for 2 days straight? No shits. Within 2 mile radius of my house? Stomach rumbles like the pits of eden

Yes, for a couple of years now, it's embarrassing when I do it in front of my girlfriend because why the fuck would one do that?
>>733990149
This as well

>>733989355
What's her real name?

>>733990266
OP literally put it in the file name for you vultures.

Maggie DeBlock and shes a sexy healthy fitness enthusiast.

What the fuck. Paging all sciencetards, why do we spit in the toilet? I don't get the urge when i spit in public like OP but i definetly let out a loogie when i'm near a urinal in a mall or something and i look retarded.

I even started watching for other people to do it and it's still just me. Might be our collective autismo

>>733990366
Don't be an ass, we all know Maggie de Block is an obese Belgian politician. Real name now please?

>>733990366
>Maggie DeBlock
fucker

"i'm not an autist who fucking spits for no reason"

spits when smoking
spits when pissing

okay...

>>733990745
i want 3 people to tell me it is normal to spit while peeing and i'll tell u guys Sauce

>>733990907
It's normal

>>733990907
Absolutely not out of the ordinary my chap!

>>733990907
Crikey mate, I do this erryday aswell!

>>733990643

If I could, I'd spit on the floor too but it's not sanitary, so I spit in the toilet when I have the chance. Sometimes you just have excess spit.

>>733990836
>spits when smoking


This isn't weird tho

>>733989355
Everytime

>>733989355
For the past year or so I've been spitting every time I pee. Usually while it's flushing or while I'm peeing. Help me

>>733989355
i do this alot as well, I think it has something to do of letting all of your loose fluids go or something I have no clue.

>>733991134
>>733991159
>>733991183

Thank you lads! Alex Tanner's the name and anal porn is her game :)

>>733991323
love u op thank you also spitting while peeing is weird lmao idiot thanks for sauce xD

>>733989355
it's all about marking territory, piss, spit, faeces all carry specific scent that identifies an individual.
It's a deeply burried throwback to a time in our evolution when shit like that mattered.

>>733991295
I pee and flush and hope to be finished peeing before the flush stops

>>733991323
You've just ruined ur own thread now everyone is going to fap OP nice one

https://www.xvideos.com/video22302571/border_hopping_redhead_alex_tanner_loves_riding_big_cock

>>733991465
Assumptions.

>>733991650
I DO THIS.

I flush and see if i can spit a long loogie and finish peeing before the flushing stops. I've overshot it a few times and let the "new water" come up while i'm peeing.

It's such a shameful event when i stand there. 1inch soft dick out. and a very lightly yellow colored bowl of toilet water that i have to wait 60 seconds to flush again

>>733991750
yeah, cos the real reason is obviously "because god wills it"

>>733992119
god wills my Saliva loogie to touch the bowl filled with my piss only to slurp it back up on accident

>>733992119
yeah cos thats really what I implied

More assumptions.from someone who writes like a nigger

You just took a random human fact about marking territory and assumed it applies to spitting in toilets.

>>733992649
if you doubt my reason so much do tell us the real reason so many people do it , maybe then after being blessed with your wisdom I'll be able to sleep more easily at night

>fukin nigger

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>>733991650
what an absolute madman

>>733992906
See I never stated I knew the answer, you did.

I spit in the toilet, I spit in the sink too but then I have to run the faucet to rinse it down. So I spit in the toilet because it just gets flushed away

Maybe my autismo will provide some insight into our collective autism

i spit into my sink as i was taking this.
small world huh
>>733993089

>>733993742
Go to /x/, read the synchronicity thread and realize it's not a small world but that the universe is a perpetual set up and punch line

>>733993971
This is now a glitch in the matrix thread

Hi op, for quite some time now I spit when I pee. I have to hit my stream with it. If I don't - I have to 'make up' for it and spit to the center of the toilet. Why am I like this? :(

>>733990745
>>733990907
it's Alex Tanner faggots.

>>733994407
Sounds like some autistic shit I do. I'm not diagnosed, but I'm a NEET so you should be concerned.

>>733994746
Lol, right now I'm in university and have a cool job and a girlfriend of two years - hope life stays nice

>>733994967
You're fine then, sounds like you got the good autism

>>733995433
Much appreciated sir

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>>733990266
alex tanner