What is a good sensible masculine hair cut?

A masculine hair cut?

You just tell the guy to trim it and then get the fuck out. Your hair cut shouldn't have a name.

>>733978254

Not that.

>>733978393
What then?

>>733978436
get a normal undercut, just high and tight, that requires no or very little product, dont get the stupid fuckin shaved line plasticine looking garbage pictured
if youre someone who wears a suit to work everyday, dont even go high and tight, just have it grow out all around and slick it back fully with pomade or some shit

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>>733978436
Not OP but this

>>733978436
Shave your head.

>>733978254
shaved, simple yet manly

>>733978254
dat beard density

Depends on more than just style. Mainly your face shape and hairline though. Most men can pull of the bald/shaved look though.

>>733978848
My beard is that dense but way longer, I'm jelly of op pic beard for looking so clean tho

>>733979027
Lucky you. Why not cut it clean tho?

Buzz cut with a beard.

Guys who can pull of a clean beard like in OP's pick are fine.
The rest of you look like you're trying to cover up your ugly face or are too lazy to properly groom yourself.

>>733978303
hipster fag look, kys

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>>733978254
No such thing. Real men don't cut their hair.

>>733978254
Do you mean something that doesn't scream, "Please notice me!"?

Two words. Crew cut.

>>733978303
Only if you put tampons in your ass!

>>733978254
Not this one, you will end up looking like george michael.

Just cut it all off

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>>733981868

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A real man

1 1/2 -2 inches long up top, neatly trimmed 1/2 inch long back and sides. It's easy to care for. Nothing really says masculine more so than comfort in simplicity. If you need to look like you've styled your hair with a spackle knife, you'll never pass yourself off as masculine.

>>733978254
If you have a good headshape: buzzcut, otherwise short back and sides.

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>>733978639
>>733978592
don't shave your head if you wanna pick up chicks, unless you're 35+

just cut it short all round, two months later get cut again, repeat until grave

what's a good sensible masculine hair cut for japanese guys?
or am i forever stuck with anime kpop looking hair?
short don't look good on most of us

>>733982339
Side part looks good on east asians

>>733982160

Yeah, because if there's one thing girls hate, it's a guy who looks like a marine.

Also, you should make sure your back hair grows out long and luxurious, bitches love to run their fingers through your back hair while your flabby hairy belly slaps against them.

Also, never trim your pubes. Girls love a full bush in their face when they're trying to blow you.

In other words: do the exact fucking opposite of what you've recommended to pick up girls.

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>>733978254

>>733981868
stalin had some really good looks

get a nice set of clippers and buzz that shit.

>>733982587
well, i only recommended not shaving your head

the one thing girls hate is a guy who's balding/bald

>>733978254
grow your hair long and you'll have bitches lining up; mark my fucking words

/thread

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>>733983368

>>733983128

Have you ever met a girl in real life?

If you have a weak chin or a pink/pale completion it doesn't matter how 'masculine' your haircut is you're always going to look beta. Masculine hair cuts are usually deemed masculine because they are on high testosterone men.

>>733983128
>the one thing girls hate is a guy who's balding/bald
Balding/bald yes. But a shaved head that isn't misshapen and knotty? I'd disagree with you there.

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no sarcasm intended

>>733983695
They don't even mind balding men tbh. Some of the hottest men in Hollywood have receded hairlines. E.g. Ryan Reynolds.

Part your hair on either side. Go to a barber and ask for the "Lego taxpayer" haircut. They'll know what you mean.

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>>733981942
a real santa

>>733978315
This.
Go inside barber shop.
Yell cut it short.
Talk about football soccer basketball
bitches,etc
Pay.
If the process takes more than 30 min you are a faggot

>>733983944
I just say two on the sides and a about an inch on top. That's all there is to it. Been thinking about going 1 on the sides but feel it'll be too short.

>>733983758
Lol if you thing Ryan has receding then you don't know what receding means

>>733983944
>>733978315
prime examples of men with bad hair

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>>733981844
is that such a bad thing?
look at this beautiful man

>>733984182
Actually my hair is beyond redemption. Genetics determined it grows in an odd way that makes me look like tintin .
At least i wont get bald. I have an advancing hairline if that exists

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>>733984381
Pic related

>>733984602
that's not so bad. you should keep it shorter though.
hell, if you grew it out longer gravity would probably pull it down but you'd probably need to wear a hat till then

>>733984919
No dice. The rest of my hair is short. But that part of my hair grows like is on fucking steroids so it always looks like that. And if i let it grow it gives me the Dora the explorer look

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Best hair, Fabio hair.

>>733983558
my mum and my sister

>>733983695
ok, i'll agree with you here.. still most guys who shave their head look like romper stomper rejects, or chemo patients

>>733985330
Best man, Fabio man.

>>733985330
This guy is 95% pecs.

>>733978254


looks like hes taking the D

women like a man who smells nice but doesnt put the hrs in in a mirror

fat ugly fucks get laid every day , how do you think most of the cunts here came into exsistence

I don't like going to the barber, they tend to ruin my hair and therefore i wasted my money. I'm trying to manage a doubler undercut atm where the hair is flipped to one side but getting harder and harder to manage it what should i do

>>733983875
bullshit
>no red suit or sack of toys

>>733983385
Okay people have been calling out gay in this thread a lot but now THAT is seriously gay.

>>733986643
Get a better barber.

>>733986643
>>733986643
Find someone who's hair is cut well. Ask them where they go. That's how I found my current place. I was in the same boat.

>>733978254
What haircut is that? Like if you went to a barber, what would ask for?

>>733978254
what the fuck is a masculine haircut ???

I work in construction, ride a classic motorbike, do up old and classic cars and bikes as a hobby alongside rockclimbing, not sure you get more "masculine" and I aint had my haircut since I was 14. I trim my beard whenever it starts pissing me off when I'm eating.

If your worried about a fuckin haircut I guess you aint so masculine.

>>733986934
The Bearded Nazi, or the Basic Bitch, Man Edition.

>>733987145
>work in construction, ride a classic motorbike, do up old and classic cars and bikes as a hobby alongside rockclimbing

Annnnddddd you STILL have a tiny penis.

>>733987216
>you got issues pal

>>733987358
For a guy who feels the need to compensate that badly I'd say it's the other way around.

>>733987441
aint compensating for fek all, I just do what makes me happy

>>733986934
you just walk in and say to the man
>"just gay my shit up fam I wanna look like I sucked 20 dicks just to pay for this haircut, oh btw do you accept fidget spinners as payment?"

they'll know just the cut

>>733987574
Was it your mom or your dad who didn't love you?

>>733987574
>typing "aint"

You don't have to try and relay your affected accent through text my dude, nobody is impressed

>>733987617
>>733987172
So what's a good haircut that you would recommend? Seriously, if that's such a bad cut then what's a better one?

>>733987145
wow you're so cool

>>733987637
>>733987689
fuck me if it aint a pair of fukkin analysts projecting their own issues onto me. Bored with you, going off to hit something with a big hammer.

>>733987953
What a fucking tool

Just go in there suck his dick, trim the sides and get a haircut too if you want

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>>733987718
Ask for a simple side part. If you prefer shorter hair, then ask for it to be taken down to a 2 or 3 on the sides. If you prefer the more natural hair, as long as you keep it clean, just ask for them to stick to scissors and get it short. Always get it tapered at the back, not squared up. Ask them for some good product recommendations too, and get some. Ask for tips on styling it if you arent sure. Problem solved

>>733987953
No matter how many things you hit it won't make dad believe you're a man.

>>733988249
>simple side part
Can you give an example of what that looks like? Because google searching is showing lots of nazi looking hair styles...

I'm not joking. It's the side part, makes everything look nazi.

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>>733987718
>>733988249
this pretty much. and don't let anyone ribbing on you get you down, you're probably just a young man in need of some direction on shit like this. In a healthy society your father would provide it.

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>>733978254
This looks like an Nazi soldier and its Hipster and people having this haircut think they Look badass but Look like sheeps
>>733978303
Hipster
>>733978556
It's okay
>>733981549
Gay
>>733981626
Carotte
>>733981828
Kek
>>733981868
Looks a bit metrosexual, its for those guys which take a pedicure
>>733981942
Homeless Look, only Metal guys can wear
>>733983385
It's okay but people will make stupid comments about
>>733983717
Pretty gay
>>733983826
Not for White men Hair
>>733983923
Average Suite haircut
>>733984303
Ha gay!
>>733984602
Average
>>733985330
Kek
>>733987217
It looks you having a chemo

>>733988566
Hit the nail on the head with that one. I have a highly dysfunctional functional family. The number of times people are like "facepalm, your dad never taught you that? Oh for fucks sake"

>>733978254
No such fucking thing as a masculine haircut. A masculine guy would look masculine in pig tails. A femine looking guy will always look feminine.

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>>733988886
>It looks you having a chemo
kek

>>733988550
Basically pic related, if you want it more styled and less messy for work or whatever then do it, but mine looks basically like this. Easy to style, just wash hair every few days

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>>733989079
Sorry OP forgot pic

>>733988886
>It looks you having a chemo

Savage... but other than that a pretty good post actually.

>>733983758
What are you, 14? More than half of guys are balding more than ryan reynolds by age 30

One on the sides with fade on the bottom and on the neck
Shorten it with scissors up top

Simple and good

Rinse, repeat every two weeks

>>733989191
Always thought he just had a big forehead.

>>733989275
I used to do that but it doesn't stand out. Maybe you dress really cool so you make up some other way but I'm looking for something that gonna up my style.

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>>733978254
'ere ya go m8

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>>733978254
the only haircut worth having

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Trump cut

>>733989478
Ooooh, doesn't suit that head shape.

>>733989508
from weirdo to pedo in one buzz of the clippers

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Try this OP

>>733989728
HAHAHAHA

>>733989116
I have this hairstyle, only bit longer in sides and in mid hairs are shorter and Fall down. I had before longer hairs and people kept telling me I would be Justin bieber (to provocate me)

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>>733983758
They don't mind balding celebrities. Balding 7-11 managers just tend to look like kid touchers.

>>733989938
How does he get his hair to go like that? My hair is really flat but he gets it to stand up in a really cool way.

>>733990047
hair wax/paste or whatever

>>733990026
Sad

but

true

>ITT: Men who need to desperately prove their masculinity by having crew cuts, in order to hide their insecurities

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The only real hair cut

>>733990082
Whenever I use wax it never looks like that. But to be fair I just be ugly and no hairstyle is gonna fix that.

>>733989923
What product do you use to make the hair stay put?

>>733990082
that and a hairdryer

>>733981942
why does it say "slave" on his t-shirt?

>>733990201
It's a gay thing

>>733990201
Hahahaha

>>733984182
Prime example of a faggot

>>733990201
Because he is in band called slave

>>733984602

You look like a date rapist. Like, a literal date rapist. You look like you molest fruit in the supermarket!

>>733989478
egg with hair? XD

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>>733990920

>>733990920
We found humpty dumpty

>>733978254
grow it out really long and then take a bunch of hormones

real men inject themselves with estrogen every single day

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>>733989478

>>733991675
Man, leftists are hypocritical about hating righties for violence

>>733978556
This one is best

>>733991744
Remember that righties own the most guns. If you want a taste for violence talk to someone who feels the need to buy five AR-15s and recite to you his home invasion fantasies.

Humans are wired for violence and pretending at any point like your side is non-violent is cognitive dissonance of the highest order.

>>733991744
Here you're either being dishonest or you just don't understand the difference between fighting oppression and oppressing. Fighting literal Nazis is a proud American tradition. Open a book sometime, might do you good.

>>733992147
That man was simply standing in the street minding his own business when someone brutally attacked him.

Was he killing jews? No... So he's not nazi. Was he attacked because he voted for the wrong person? Yes.

That's called oppression.

ITT metrosexuals

Only acceptable haircut is the buzzcut

>>733978254
A waste of time, narcissistic, stupid, vain, childish, unnecessary. Basically, a good sensible masculine hair cut is all things female. Stop being a bitch.

>>733992147

You're a fucking loser.

>>733984602
do something about that nose hair dangling out of your nostril bro