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I go on random chatrooms and ham up my life story, making myself seem like some great man when in reality I'm just a pathetic useless cunt

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Somewhere at the center of the deepest...darkest...alleyway.

...I'd like to have a tea party with 'em.

NO CREAM, NO SUGAR.
JUST STEAMING HOT TEA.
AND CHOCOLATE. DARK CHOCOLATE...

Yeah.

i enjoy masturbating.

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some times i say traps ant gay but i know theu are

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I have hundreds of youtube videos of little girls doing gymnastics, accidentally showing their panties, or just being really sexy in general.

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I keep a gif of a dancing anime girl or guy in one of my tabs at all times. I just like watching it dance to the music

>>733978643
>This fucking guy

>>733977128
I have two younger sisters that I hardly ever see. One time I visited them for a month and jerked off with their panties while I was alone in their home.

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>>733978911
I actually have a large collection of loli panties too.

>>733979060
Better hope nobody fucking finds that shit.

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>>733978770

>>733978643
hook us up :^D

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>>733979123
The worst that would happen is I get kicked out.

>>733979254
Literall. just search 'gymnastics'

>>733979378
You have my thanks.

>>733979057
How old?

>>733979456
6 and 9

>>733979060
Are they all used?

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>>733979171
thanks friend

>>733979456
6 (7 now) and 12(13 now)
>>733979470
That is not me.

I was getting mugged a few years back, i stabbed the guy. I just kept stabbing him, like i didn't make the movements just watched. It felt great

1. when i lived at 1 forshaw avenue, lytham st annes, i used to shit in the shower in the morning to save time -

2. i kicked my ex's flea-bitten cat to death in a bag because she wouldnt get rid of it

3. i pickpocketed a bag under my seat on a flight once - and got away with 1500 euros

4. i fell out with a real nasty drug dealer once, and shopped him to crimestoppers

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>>733979521
I think so. I bought them at rummage sales over the past few years. Unfortunately this means they were washed, but the fact is little girl pussies still soaked into them at some point, even if you can't smell it.

>>733979733
Fucke me man thats epic

>>733979587
Are you attracted to them?

>>733977496
That's just grate.

>>733979682
I hope you die horribly but i appreciate your honesty

I on some level hate everyone, i hate being a human, but being anything else on this planet would just involve getting fucked up by humans or other animals. I just want to die but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything.

When i get out of training I'm planning on killing my ex and her boyfriend

I sometimes go on omegle and jerk off on cam for random folks

>>733979945
Military?

I once killed a guy for shooting a friend of mine in the face in his own living room over a bad drug deal or some shit. We found him and barged into his house late at night while he was asleep and butchered him in his livingroom. I can still see all of it when I close my eyes

>>733980001
Yup

>>733980015
Did you like it?

>>733980043
Cool same, good luck

I regularly fuck under age girls

>>733980091
Good luck to you too. I'll post some pictures when I'm done with her

Im addicted to fluffy sbuse, not sexually or anything but watching it makes me feel all kinds of weird and i like it.

>>733980069
In that moment it was the most joy I had experienced

>>733980136
Pics or it didn't happen

I anonymously sent a pic of my dick to some girls I went to highschool with to see what their reaction was

>>733980136
Evidence?

>>733979882
To the younger one yes but not the older one. The older one reminds me of what I was like at her age minus the suicide attempts.She watches anime and has told me that mirai nikki is her favorite. I'm attracted to the older ones personality and the younger ones body.

>>733980193
And?

>>733980160
Please do

>>733980221
I got a lot of "lmao"s

>>733980181
I am >>733979595
I know how you feel, but how do you feel about it now?

>>733980263
Damn, whats your length

Since I was about 14 I've baited pedos and sold my nudes for games

>>733980317
I should do that

>>733980297
2 inches soft a little over 4 hard
but I'm 6'2 so it looks extra small

>>733980317
Did you get the D or you just sell pics?

>>733980402
Just the latter never had a form of transportation at that age to meet up with them

>>733980351
The first or second thing?

My gf has done porn once, but she doesn't know that I saw it.

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I've tried and failed to kill myself twice now, as it turns out I really am as incompetent as everybody told me I was. I would give it a third shot but I've come to the conclusion that all that would do is add another scar somewhere that I don't have a reasonable explanation for or drive my family into some pit of despair for some stupid reason.

>>733980317
So what's on your steam wishlist?

>>733980516
Nothing gotten everything I put on there in the beginning and haven't updated it since

>>733980505
Here's my suggestion; order a poisonous plant online (maybe dolls eyes) and grow it. If you still want to kill yourself when it ripens then make a smoothie with it.

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>>733980497
Link?

I got super drunk during a family Christmas and passed out after rubbing one out in my cousins room to some pics or some shit in her room. She found me, dick out, in her bed out cold an hour or so later. Don't remember much, rest of the family has no clue.

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>>733977128
This game I play makes me cum six times a day, every damn day. It ruined my sex life and relationship.

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>>733980644
I'll probably just kill the damn plant before it has a chance to kill me

I let my sister get raped when we were little because I didn't like that she had more friends than me

>>733980728
Where you in the jesus thread earlier today?

>>733980867
Yeah.

>>733980317
Also this led to me becoming a pedo

>>733981055
Elaborate, please.

>>733981007
I didn't get to tell you then, thank you for introducing me to this addicting game. I didn't see it because I use adblock, but since that thread I came six times.

>>733981096
Some guy instead of offering me money offered pics of girls my age at the time being 14 and curious I said why not and I've been hooked since almost like an addiction.
But I've taken strides in the right direction to try and leave that shit behind

I read manga

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>>733981214
that's ephebophila

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>733981306
But I began to like younger than that age range so I don't think it's ephebophilia

>>733981409
At least you're taking steps away from it.

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I have an addictive personality. I'm also childish as all hell, being absolutely in love with the Mega Man franchise. Whenever I'm getting a craving for one of the three things I'm addicted to, I call it call it the call of the Dark Chip.

I'm a faggot.

From age 12 to 16 my freind and I had oral sex and sex with my freinds younger sister. We were watching tv on a Saturday night late at night. After the movie we were watching finished showgirls came on. We were glued to the tv while it was on. I know we both wanted to jerk it but we were in living room. After half the movie my buddy says " fuck this" and he said lets go to his room he has something he wants to show me. Before he goes to get whatever he makes me promise a lot never to tell anyone what happens. He leaves his room and comes back with his 8yr old step sister. She sees me then looks at him and he tells her not to worry that I'm his best freind. She asks if I'm gonna play to. He tells her I'm going first today. She says ok but that she wants him( her step brother) to do it her turn and not me. With that he takes all her clothes off( she helps him) and tells me to take my dick out and that it was ok. So I did and she went right for it and started sucking. That night she sucked us both off and my buddy licked her while I watched. We did this regularly and never told others not even to brag. When we turned 16 his dad got a new job and they moved across the state. It was a very sad day when I watched them drive off.

>>733981799
Nice

>>733977128
For as long as I can remember, I have had a strong fetish for farts. Female farts specifically. I like to imagine my face buried in a females ass and being forced by her to inhale it all. I like the smell, the sounds and Everytime I hear a woman fart my dick goes diamonds.
But don't get me wrong, farting is where I draw the line. I don't dig full on scat.

>>733982271
That's gross. You're gross.

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>>733982287
Tell me something I don't know already.

>>733981214
That's insanely hot

>>733981674
What are you addicted to?

>>733980497
why don't you dump the slut? are you a cuck or something?

>>733983218
Because she's awesome in many ways and she never betrayed me. This porn stuff was way before our relation.

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