/nzg/ new zealand thread

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>>733972086
Dunedin here, gotta be up at 4 and I cant sleep rip me

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We all need to work together to get the religion of kek seen / registered as a real religion in new zealand do you agree with me?

>>733972640
>work together
yeah, nah im out.

Why are IDs even gone?

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>>733972752
Nah, Yea your in

>>733972640
fuck off back to /r/thedonald

Auckland reporting in, anyone else feeling a bit dead tonight?

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Dunners reporting.

>>733972147
You need to smoke either less or more weed.
>>733972952
Deader than you can imagine, boyyy

>>733973241
>You need to smoke either less or more weed
im gonna go with more

Why are sex toys so fucking expensive. I just need something to shove up my ass.

>>733972086
if anyone is in palmy this coming weekend there's gonna be a party down ada street on saturday night. come on down people

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Wellington reporting in.

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Another wellyfag. How's everyone's Sunday?

>>733972640
we've got enough religions. They're too much trouble anyway

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Truckboy reporting in. Evening boyos!

>>733973827
Uggh. Just get a cucumber from Four Square. $3 max. Thank me later.

>>733973241
Cold makes everything go quiet.

>>733972147
Haha I know that feel.

>>733972086
Kerikeri reporting in.

>>733974857
Alright I suppose. Still recovering from a fuckin' weird friday night.

>>733975693
Well. Don't just sit there. Tell us about your weird Friday night.

>>733975809
Fucked my boyfriend in the ass. Got poop dick. Was so drunk I didn't realise it at the time. Weird Friday night for sure.

>>733975693
do tell.

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>>733973581
I support your decision.
>>733974943
Ayy, you finally broke out the album cover. Good shit. How's things?
>Cold makes everything go quiet.
Fuck, mate, I wish it'd make me go quiet.

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>>733975809
Ok here goes.

>Drove out to town to catch up with a friend of mine (she doesn't drive).
>I wait for like an hour until she finally appears
>She has 2 randoms with her (apparently one is her friends from course but the other is literally a random english backpacker who she found at a bar)
>I end up driving all of us to her place
>We end up just sitting at around listening to shitty spotify playlists drinking vodka and sprite while the english guy gets more and more aggresively drunk
>I decide to bail cos I've had enough of their shit and have work in the morning.

Overall it was just fuckin' bizarre.

>>733976151
I'm sorry I asked. I forget this place is homo central.

>>733976188
Things are good bro. No news my end. Worked Friday night so bailed on that chick I've been sadposting about. Were going out next Friday instead. Blue balls man, its killing me. She needs to put out.

> I wish it'd make me go quiet
Are you hyper? on risperidone or something?
.

>>733976387
> waited two hours she doesn't drive
So you want to fuck her. You might not realise it but it sounds like you do.
What happened after you left? Randoms brought home can be big trouble if you pick the wrong one.

>>733976552
If she's waiting on you she must like you, so here's hoping.
Nah, I meant quiet like dade. I'm a quiet dude at the best of times, no danger of being hyper.

>>733976714
I didn't have to wait that long (less than an hour probably). And I dunno what happened after, I assume the randoms left (the brit had a flight to catch the next day)

WTF I can post today

Someone buy me Tekken 7 on Steam

>>733977402
Go ask Paula Benafit

>>733977402
get your paper up cuh

>>733977402
don't be a stingy cunt and buy it yourself

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>>733977766
Checked

Wellington in boi

akl looking for trap or trans

Lower Hutt.

Wainui

Penis.

Who keeps making these shit threads.

Jewskin.

Just got back from a BK run. Shoulda ordered more onion rings. Nice chick was working the drive thru at Addington.

>>733976849
Cheers man. I'm kinda over it tbh and not expecting much.

>>733977402
Just play Tekken 3

>>733978689
Tekken 3 is gay

>>733978846
ur gay

>>733978635
Shit people.
>>733978653
Fark I'd love a burger right about now. You're over it? Eh, fair enough.

Play the original Tekken on psone.

>>733978969
Just go outside and deck someone

>>733979105
I loled

>>733978967
Its just coz its dragged on so long and I hate how chicks play games. Make up your mind, wanna hang with me or not? If yes sweet let's hook up, if not, that's sweet too, I can focus somewhere else.

>>733979331
I feel you. I mean, I guess she does if she happily postponed until next week, but I dunno how long this has been dragging on for in general so

Hey nzg I'm curious. On a scale of 1 - 10 how fat are you. One being p addict thin 10 being Samoan mega obese.

I'm about a 6, pushing 7. Could lose a couple kgs. Have started cutting back on food and doing exercise.

>>733980028
3

>>733980028
probably a 3

wellington

want ravioli

tc wont stay connected

>>733980063
>>733980126
Damn I'm jelly. I've been doing something wrong

Did your mum ever tongue punch your fart box?

>>733980240
Yeah, eating too much ya fat fuck.

>>733980240
genetics, i couldn't put weight on if i tried

>>733980510
You will when you turn 30. Happened to me, skinny as fuck my whole life then turned 30 now my metabolism is slow.

>>733980592
yeah, not looking forward to that day

>>733980216

>tc wont stay connected
good. the mods there will ban you if you say something that offends them fucking faggots. especially catfag. it was better when there was no mods.

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>>733980028
>Samoan mega obese

no wonder they get all the health problems.

>>733980725
fuck mate want some fries with that salt

>>733981111
Checked.

What starts with W and ends in O?

>>733982094
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>733980725
Agreed, theres always that one mod who gets drunk with power and ruins the room and cat is that faggot.
tc is pretty much just a dunedin circle jerk now.

>>733982094
>>733982119
If this isn't samefag it's brilliant

>>733982173
only ever seen mods ban that dude who always jerks off on cam

>>733974087
yo what flat u at? Palmy here too

>>733982333
why ban him though? just let him do his thing

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What are you listening to tonight, faggots?

>>733982333
its become a meme to ban anyone who had idbro in their name, nate gets salty about it

>>733982595
Because we have all already seen it. Banning him is a meme at this point.

Aus fag here one question, out of all the Maori fags I've met and worked with 90% of males are cool and really chill bros but 90% of your females have a fucking attitude problem what's up with that? I've met some really cool and nice ones but most of them have fucking attitude even if your nice and polite to them

>>733982686

Because they want you to fuck them bro, they are all massive sluts

>>733982686
If you think they're shit you should come here and see the ones that are too lazy to get a job in Australia.

>>733982741
Fair enough

>>733982620
Not the one you're replying to, but I don't see how that's a bannable offence and you shouldn't do it just because it's a "meme".

>>733983295
It's the /nzg/ equivalent of blasphemy

>>733983295
a tc ban is as effective as a 4chan ban