ITT We post the worst comedians

>>733950010
His comedy isn't TERRIBLE. He ruins himself by trying to over force his pot smoking character down your throat. We fucking get it, you smoke a lot of weed.

>>733950712
forcing all the stoner comedians to either improve their routine or gtfo is just another good reason weed should be legalized.

>>733950010
DUDE WEED LMAO

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I'll one up you.

>>733950712
He actually doesn't inhale. I'm sure he does, but I've seen plenty of shots of him not inhaling. Reminded me of this kid in high school that pretended to smoke cigarettes.

>>733951082
Ned Holness

>>733950813
Wonder how long it'll take to admit this mistake

>>733950813
>B-but he's a minority.
>A-aren't they all funny?

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This faggot

>>733951082
>comedian
he's not a comedian he just repeats what other funny people say.

Like Amy Shumar, she's not a comedian, she just steals what funny people say and takes credit for writing it.

They're thieves, not comedians lol.

inb4 amy schumer

>>733951082
Amy Schumer of course

>>733951317
Probably not for a long time. His entire line up is based on making fun of Trump.

>>733950010
90% of comedians with netflix specials

>>733950813
He has his moments. Good delivery, I'll give him that.

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>>733951616
Do you include Bill Burr in that 90%?

>>733950813
Not the worst. I feel like if he had an actual talk show he'd be better, his past life is pretty interesting.

>>733951749
I don't actually. But the most recent special wasn't as good as the previous

>>733951749
Did you even see the last one? Dude was funny, then he became an actual cuck.

>>733950813
Fucking nigger kike dicksucker self righteous pretentious waste of space subhuman faggot porchmonkey.

Okay, I feel better now.

Fucking nigger

>>733951449
I remember loving him in middle school as well as Dane Cook. Jeez what a cringe fest to look back on.

>>733951896
he's fucking awful

>>733951901
Agreed, but his body of work is quite good.

>>733951728
Master of None and Parks and Rec, hes great in. I avoid his stand up.

>>733951924
podcast is still good

>>733951959
the cringe is real

>>733952045
Master of none was a shitfest

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>>733950010
Fucking amateurs.

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Him: I'm fat
Us: No shit

>>733952045
same. he's a decent actor in comedies but a fucking horrible comedian.

Ralphie May was one of the cringiest stand ups I've watched.

>ctrl + f
>joe rogan

>>733952198
If you dont like Bo Burnhams performances you might be retarded

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Hi guys...sorry I'm late, I was writing some more shitty vagina jokes.

>>733950010
I so super agree with OP! Fucking hate this guy. Smoking weed isn't enough to make you funny. I got 3 friends in my living room funnier than that faggot.

>>733952270
The same can be said about amy schumer
Both are terrible comedians. The mexicans just lucky he has a stupid minority demographic to pander to.

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>>733952198

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I really dislike Brian Regan

Said the autistic kid.

>>733951449
You gotta be a retard that the retards call retarded to like this fuckwad

>>733952347
or an adult

>>733952198
Kys

>>733952496
can't be sober for that dude

>>733951728
Good in parks n rec. 1/4 of his stand up is good. Master of none is pure shit.

>>733951728
Aziz isn't bad, but he doesn't seem like a main character type for anything. Parks and Rec, like a side main character, perfect.

>>733952198
He's brilliant. Fuck yourself.

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>>733952385
Never forget when she tried to "prank" kanye.

>>733952579
Retarded gf is making me watch master of none with her. I have to be drunk to bare it.

>>733952090
Not from what I've read. Quit about a year ago, no time.

>>733952622
>>733952531
>>733952468
>>733952347


underage b&

>>733952520
underrated

>>733952315
the triggered special wasn't bad. but everything before it was

>>733950813
Fuck that racist nigger.

>>733952675
I watched the first 3 episodes then I suddenly realized there wasn't a fucking joke in the damn show. I'm sad Eric w got roped into that cast.

>>733952626
Her career's starting to tank so she had to throw a tit out in her new movie to stay "cutting edge" and give people something to talk about.

>>733951449
Thank God I'm not the only one. I know plenty of people who love his stuff and I just can't fucking stand it.

This guy hardly deserves a special, let alone his own goddamn show. I'm just glad that shitshow was relatively short-lived.

>>733952251
Hickory dickory dock! This chick was suckin' my cock!

>>733952701
He uploads mondays and thursdays dipshit

>>733952715
Wrong. I'm 33

>>733952311
Ralphie May is disgusting to look at and to listen to.

>>733952810
I bet you like musicals

Jim Gaffigan. When he has to explain his own jokes in that squeaky voice I literally want to gouge his eyeballs out with my fingers and feed them to my dog.

>>733952802
What is it like to be autistic?

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So 8 million Jews walk into a concentration camp..

>>733952871
If they're good, yeah. I bet you like monster energy drink merch and buck cherry

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>>733950813
Just because I have a fancy accent, pretentious and wear a suit I must be right about everything

>>733952385
definitely the worst

>>733952909
I've actually hurt myself laughing so hard to Jim Gaffigan.>>733952959

>>733952795
Found the oldfag

>>733952810
So sad

>>733951449
He was funny back in the 90's. Then the 2000's came.

>>733950010
>all_of_teh_jews.jpg
/thread

>>733951896
Yes the worst

>>733951938
agree'd

>>733950813
Pathetic Shabbos Goy Jew Pawn.

>>733952967
>a fancy accent

>>733950010
I think his angry grandpa shit is fake.

>>733952997
Because your a fag

>>733952964
the fact that you mentioned buck cherry says way more about you lmao

>>733953126
Youd rather watch amy schumer flap her vagina lips on stage for 2 hrs then watch this guy?

Don't know any names but anyone on that late night "comics unleashed" show is fucking awful. Also impractical jokers sucks soooo much.

>>733953056
No. No he wasn't

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>cancer for late night talk shows
>good for car shows
>that Canadian tuxedo

>>733952871
underrated

>>733953229
Yeah? Knowing an awful band exists says what about me, exactly?

>>733953333
CHECK THEM

>>733953333
Witnessed

>>733950010
over 20 fucking post til amy shumer showed
>/b/ is kill

Howard Kremer

>>733953444
Trips of truth

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>>733953333
Nice.

>>733952385
She MIGHT be tolerable if she went up to a FFF cup.

>>733951449
The first stand-up routine I saw of his was ok. The rest were just more of the same tired jokes.

The worst was his fucking comedy central jokes. Every other joke was him saying "I might be gay" himself, or his puppets calling him gay.

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>>733953333

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>>733950813
Nowhere near The Host Jon Stewart was.
I stopped watching after he took over.
pic related...it funnier than Noah is

>>733953444
>>733953333


triple quads and quad trips


we are blessed

>>733952270
Fuckin hate this fat fuck. He's so bad how does he have a fan base.

>>733953444
>over 20 fucking post

twelfth thirteenth and fourteenth posts mention that name

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Best comedian right here

Sinbad

anyone catch the new tracy morgan special? i was dying at the whitney houston song

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>>733951449
Hey, he's quite good still.

>>733951310
At one point I laughed at one of his jokes, but he isn't funny at all.

Here's my choice, he's unfunny as fuck and his show is basically "derp lets watch YouTube videos and state the obvious about how dumb they are" fucking talent less hack

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some of bo burnham is ok

I don't think hes the worst

however, I wouldn't mind if someone throat fucked amy schumer and then set her on fire

Chris Hardwick and that shit show you used to have.

>>733953756
Bill, pls go. Nia might catch you on the computer without permission.

>>733953596
Comedy central show I meant.

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>>733950010

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>>733952967
Gonna need source on that sir

>>733952315
Find a noose

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I HATE SAMANTHA BEE WITH A PASSION

most of her jokes aren't even jokes, they're just biased political insults

she just comes off as an annoying cunt all the fucking time

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>>733953238
rather watch a whore who's career is dying talk about her crusty vagina and be bored for 2 hours than rage at a fucking semi-popular narcissistic race baiting asshole think he's better than me because he has a shitty accent and over simplified idealistic regurgitated opinions on politics

>>733953768
doo da doo deee doo daaa do deee do daaa on the radio

>>733953238
I'd rather just turn off the fucking tv.

>>733953956
>my views EDGY and LOUD and I'M ON TV!!!! VAGINA! *applause break*

>>733953793
Hardwick is a fucking saint!!!

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>>733950813
Not a comedian

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ITT: yanks complaining about yank comedians

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>>733950813
This is the actual description on Trevor Noah's "comedy" special on Netflix.
Compare that to any of the other descriptions. He's not just unffuny- he's not even a comedian.

>>733954139
He's ok, but not any funnier than any of the faggots I hang out with.

>>733953782
I find him bland as fuck but hey
I like ritz every now & again

>>733954215
have fun with your
>migrants
faggot.

>>733953956
All female comedians are shit tier.

>>733952789
thabk god . i thought i was the only one who thought achmed the dead terrorist bit funny. felt like i was going crazy

>>733954231
What a boring nigger

>>733951896
Get off my /b/, Trevor

>>733953673

He doesn't. What he provides is broad, safe, chuckle quality humor. That makes his specials safe to put on in the background at family gatherings and makes him a safe "date" comedian for new couples. You know he isn't going to offend anyone, pretty much everyone will find a few things to chuckle about, his on stage energy is peppy and happy so you don't have to worry about bad vibes rubbing off, and nobody is going to be invested enough in his act that they will be bothered by you talking to them. He's meant to fill lulls in conversation.

>>733954337
despite her not being a comedian, Martha stewart has been pretty funny whenever she is on comedy central

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>>733954215
Russel howard was mentioned you fuck
And the UK doesn't support shitty comedians nearly as much as the US does
Shut the fuck up
You EuroFag Cuck

>>733954406
taking on issues w/ my comedy

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>>733954315
You're wrong there.

>>733954629
I agree. Also Maria Bamford is amazing.

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come at me hipsters

>>733953820
Kek

>>733954740
Edgelord

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>>733954740
I respectfully disagree.

>>733954315
I saw Kathleen Madigan open for someone about a decade ago and I laughed my ass off to the point where I actually bought front-row tickets to see a show she headlined many years later and wasn't disappointed in the least.

Although I'll agree that MOST female comedians are trash.

>>733954740
I used to do drugs, I still do but I used to, too.

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really just curious if anyone knows who this is. love his podcast but his comedy just seems so middle of the pack

>>733954740
dude this fucker was funny
if you didnt think so
you dont have a soul, Ginger.

>>733954929
His face is kind of familiar but I have no idea who he is.

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>>733954740
WRONG

>>733954740
How bad do you need attention??

>>733955193
Lol. This.

there's a few dyke stand ups that I really don't like.

Rhea Butcher, Tig Notaro and Cameron Esposito are the first few that come to mind

>>733952757
Jim Breuer is hilarious, fuck outta here.

I've never seen Chris Kattan's stand up, but I'd assume its obnoxious.

>>733954929
grapefruit simmons, couldn't make it through his special, he's always funny on podcasts though, i think he's written for a lot of shows

>>733954315
Bamford is awesome

>>733955466
not her new special
loved the old stuff.. damn...

>>733953768
ACKSHULLY, its Donna Summer...

But yeah, that special was amazing. The final bit could have been a bit better, and his constant appeals to "clap if you're glad I'm alive" got tired, but good comedy throughout...

>>733955524
Comedians of comedy was pure gold though. Hard to top that

>>733953956
Yeah she sucks ass. The Detour is funny, but I have a feeling she's more of a censor than a writer on that show...

>>733954740
no one talks shit about mitch

>>733952198
Wouldn't really call him a comic to begin with, more like a funny-at-times social commentator.

He has his own schitck that's not horribly overdone, so I'd let him pass

>>733954231
I watched his special before I knew who he was/before he got The Daily Show. Still an unfunny race baiting faggot.

>>733952496
He's funny in small amounts, but then there's people like my stoner friend who think he's the funniest fuck ever

>This makes me angry while I eat my tendies

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Michael McIntyre. Inexplicably popular, stupid voice, runs about on stage and points out that things exist instead of telling jokes, a touch of the Kim Jong-un about him. About as funny as locked-in syndrome.

>>733954929
He's fucking hilarious on JRE, I watched his special on Netflix. He's still using the same jokes from a decade ago. That bit about the guy powdering his nuts. Get some new shit.

>>733956147
who?

>>733955914
he calls himself a comedian

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>>733952198

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>>733950010
i fucking hate this faggot and his stupid fucking face.

pic related. punchable face. so fucking unfunny.

>>733956410
Good songs, bad actor

>>733952198
nah, this dudes great.

>>733953309
His car collection is the thing of my dreams. His lat-night show wasn't the worst thing, but it made it hard at first to watch his car stuff until I realized how much of a gearhead he is

>>733956300
Well then he's wrong, but that still doesn't make him painfully UNFUNNY to watch.

>>733956463
Lonely Island was the only thing he's made worth a shit.

>>733953309
Have you seen thiss, have you heard about thiss?

>>733956410
I think he sucks too,i did however enjoy his (anti) roast of James Franco

>>733954740
Sometimes people are objectively funny. Mitch was one of those people. What comedians do you enjoy if you can't laugh at Mitch Hedburg?

>>733956610
i agree, as i am an adult.

>>733954740
how this guy is so popular, ill never know. he has a really boring and obvious setup/punchline structure to his comedy. i know that its an essential structure, its not that im railing against. i just like it when comedians can make you forget that thats whats going on. comedians who make it seem like theyre having a conversation with you and saying funny shit instead of the "heres the set-up, now heres the punchline, onto the next joke" thing. hes shit feels so scripted.

>>733956777
What are you talking about trips, trump is hilarious

Agree with most everyone in this thread, but the Master of None hate is truly baffling. It's not meant to be a laugh riot but it definitely IS funny and just an amazing show overall and frankly if you don't think so you're a retarded nigger.

>>733956984
you sound 15

>>733957138
his jokes sound 15

>>733956984
He came from a time when comedians still told actual jokes instead of monologues with funny commentary.

>>733950813
He used to be really funny before he went mainstream.....before he went to the US.

>>733956984
I see where you're coming from bro, but Mitch is funny cause his comedy is so simple. it's obvious but you don't realize it is until he says the punchline, to me anyways

>>733957191
mustve been a terrible time then.

>>733957063
>TINDER JOKE! FEMINIST JOKE! Wow here comes Eric!

shit blows

>>733952385
I wanna sniff her anus on this raunchy Saturday night

>>733957179
case closed

>>733957320
faggot rekt

>>733957283
It wasn't. You're terrible.

>>733957384
someone ban this child

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You would not believe how unfunny this cunt is. If you go to his live show on YouTube a lot of the comments are people saying how long they watched before they turned it off
Paddy Mcguiness

>>733957439
you like a shitty comedian for people with the mental capacity of 12 year olds.

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>>733952579

i tried to watch the first few episodes a few months back

i was astonished with how awful it was.

it was like someone tried to make Louie, but without the heart, or the comedy

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