If you had total control of 4chan, what would you do?

>>733948499
close it down

>>733948570
This, honestly. I'd make sure it never, ever came back.

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>>733948570
it needs to be done.

Like Uncle Ben used to say, "Peter, there's nothing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into a sheboon's womb. Just make sure you don't give her your real name. I've had to cure the odd case of jungle fever on quite a few occasions myself, and Lord knows most of the halflings in Harlem are wondering where old Papa Ben went. But Peter, if I ever see you bring a sheboon home, I'll tie the noose myself."
I'm really surprised that Rami managed to get this into the script. Still, words to live by tbqfh.

>>733948499
should have been shutdown when moot left.

Make it available only to the US

>>733948499
Take it off life support, it has been dead for so long all it does is waste resources and produce shit.

>>733948499
nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

>>733948499
Turn in every IP address of anyone who posts anything that could be or potentially turn into kiddie porn. I hate pedos

>>733948499
Shut it down.

>>733949429
That already happens though. You really think people could post something illegal and not get reported to the authorities?

I'd shut it down and delete all backups. Fuck this site.

>>733948499
Show publicly the ip of those who post rek thread or animal thread

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>>733948499
Ban anyone who posts a banana, andy sixs log, or any gif that starts with tits and ends with shovel dog.

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>>733948499
"A... g...gh...gho....ghost!"

>>733948499
nothing
as in 0 moderation

>>733948499
Bring Snacks like moderators back

>>733948499

only THREE rules on /b/:
>no spam/thread hijacking (fucking bananas)
>no bots
>no cp
all are heavily enforced, and a new report system lets you group together multiple posts to report them all in one report.

NEW BOARD: /bp/ - Random Porn. basically, /b/ but with only porn. only four rules:

>no threads unrelated to porn
>no spam (fucking bananas)
>no bots
>no cp

I delete the boards /lgbt/ /mlp/ and all the Japanese culture boards

way less rules across all the boards, for example /adult cartoons/ wouldn't ban furries or anything else as long as its hentai.

no more captcha

>>733949946
NO MORE FUCKING CAPTCHA

i would bring back post id's to stop the samefags

>>733949946
And get rid of all that loli/shota/cub/furry shit from /b/

>>733950152
Captcha is a necessary evil, do you really want to go back to the days when 75% of posts were spam?

>>733950244
This. If nothing else at least give OP an id

>>733950245
a good idea would be to not ban people who post that but bring the threads to /bp/

>>733948499
Make big pay "wall"
It shall be the border between pass users and captcha fags
Make 4chan great again

>>733950305
ever been to a ylyl thread?

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>>733950340
This

burn it to the ground and rid of my addiction

>>733950378
Manually posted spam is a lot less terrible than bot posted spam. It's way better than it was 10 years ago

Do my damn best to return it to pre 2012 era. First get rid of the janitors and mods that were hired when the site got boring. Open the floodgates and cleanse the normies. I'd encourage mods to fuck with people more, bring back random word filters etc

>>733948570
fpbp

>>733949737
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

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>>733948499
pull the plug

I wouldn't shut it down, it filters the underage and summerfags from other better places.

>>733948499
/cp/

>>733948499
Shut it down permanently.

>>733948499
Cry realizing that I was now either a Jew or a Chink

>>733949068
WINNAR

>>733948499
I'd make it overthrow reddit within 2 years.

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>>733948937
kekz were had

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>>733949378
Game Over Man....Game Over!!!!

Full reset, assuming that it is not out of bounds to alter some things outside of 4Chan itself in order to fulfill this control. Just put it back to as it was in the early days, just for one last ride.

>>733948499
Uncle Ben looks like the old Han Solo

>>733948499
I'd host raids
>inb4 lame, faggot, etc.

>>733954151
(Or just ban furries)
>>733950152
Careful what you wish for kiddo, only so long after that before Antifa or some shit decides to botspam everything if CAPTCHA isn't in place.

>>733950245
But those are the only things left that make /b/ in any way unique from the higher tier parts of 4chan, pretty much the only reason for it's continued existence they don't even take up much space.

>>733948499
write bots that create trap, cuck/wwyd, andy sixxx log threads every 5 mins

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>>733948499
Burn the servers and make that sellout moot eat the ashes.

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>>733954601

>>733954601
You don't need bots there are tards already on the job, also catalog is the only way to view this shit pile of 70% redundant content.

>>733948499
Completely remove names from the site, and actually enforce the "no avatars/signatures" rule, even as far as banning anyone using namesync.
Namefags have consistently shitty posts and feel the need to make themselves consistently present.

>>733949736
this is why we no longer have nice things.

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>>733948570
It is past it's expiration date. Let it die already

>>733948570

It had it's heyday, but got too popular for it's own good. Nothing unique comes out of 4chan anymore. Nothing funny comes from here. It's been normalized just as every other website has been.

4chan as a whole is basically the containment board for the internet to keep everyone out of the normie web.

Best to just let it go.

>>733951345
roody poo

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>>733955289
look what you've done to peter, anon

>>733948499
Probably some Quality of Life shit, as well as some shit that would allow for greater user retention.

Q.O.L. improvements: (Probably have limited base user access, full access goes to 4chan pass accounts)

(You)Track: If a user wants to track when someone replies to their post, they can put that post into the (You)Track system. It's a little box in the bottom left of the browser, so you don't need to have six different tabs open. You can just click and be looking at the most recent reply to one of your posts.

4CPU: 4chan hosts a way to channel CPU usage of computers to specific CPU intensive tasks. So, you know the captcha system? Well, what if there was a way to make it so that instead of using captcha, you could direct CPU usage towards 4CPU to bypass it, much in the same way that pass users can? This way, the user can bypass the annoying captcha, and 4chan recoups more of the cost back, allowing for reliance on adds to drop off.

(Increased webpage modding): Looking at two threads at once in the same window, keyboard shortcuts for scrolling built-in, allowing user modifcations for UI improvements.

Board Changes:
/b/ and /bp/ : random (non-porn) and random porn (explicitly porn)
/hislit/ : just a merger of /his/ and /lit/.
delete /asp/ : why the fuck isn't this just in /sp/
delete /r9k/ : they'll all kill themselves anyway
/biz/ : stock tickers and shit all over the place
/bant/ : random fictitious flag assigned upon first visit there. If enough people of the same flag as you report you for being unpatriotic, you are given a new flag. If this happens repeatedly, you are eventually banned from the board. Some running threads (threads that do not expire) are devoted to specific flag members, and other flags cannot even view that specific thread.
/z/ : new board that changes its rules for what can be posted every week. Example: First Week is Butter. Second Week is Austrian Heritage Board. Meant to encourage cross-board pollination.

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>>733956100
You have my vote

>>733956725
QOL shit is a must, and the /bant/ shit would be stupid fun.

>>733948570

This

S a v e t h r e a d

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1. Remove mods.. this brings back the gore and CP threads.. which sound bad for the normie Facebook fuck heads you all are.. but it kept you all away for a very long time

2. Actual containment boards for LGBT tranny and cuckhold bullshit

3. Anyone who yells MODS in instab&

4. iFunny and encyplopedia dramatica image posting is b&

5. Dedicated ylyl board for the children

6. Enable Sound webm and mp4 playback

7. Any communist or Marxist bullshit faggotry or white knighting is b&

8. Global rules enforced.

9. Newfags and cancer identified by a check box reporting option. Repeat offenders are b& until they lurk moar

10. Stop trying to monetize this place

11. More swastikas

1) Make the person starting the thread the admin of the thread. They can delete any posting and ban that user from the thread. Goodbye, Spideys.

2) Create a /cel/ board. All moderators can transfer threads to the new Celebrities board. It would clean out a lot of crap from /tv/ and /b/.

3) Separate the T from the /lgbt/; trannies are narcissistic nutjobs who can't stop asking about the same thing over and over again so they can receive validation from all of the other mentally ill guys who are mutilating their junk.

I think that's a start.

>>733948570
put it out of its misery

>>733956100
id post on /z/

>>733948499
combine mlp and pol permanently. just to see how long untill the media picks up on the alt right being pony fuckers.

>>733958598
>remove mods
>ban people

uh... what?

>>733948570

this...help so many by ending a great evil

>>733959234
so you'd put paywalls everywhere? you're the legit idea of satan.

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>>733948499
post a dubs thread

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>>733959319

Yes retard. This place has become a circle jerk Reddit tier cesspit. The 'do' content kept this place as the 'asshole of the internet' which meant it has some pretty special cunts on here creating glorious Content. Not it's just weak lefty Facebook kiddies posting the same recycled maymays all day and night.

Bring back 05 - 09

Seriously when is the last time anyone saw a 'USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST'?

This place is broken. The slow post count enforced by hiroshimoot has just really made this place drag