pros and cons of suicide >go

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You haven't sucked a log of shit from my asshole.

Is there a liquid capable of deactivating my brain eternally?

If so, I'd love some help finding it to drink it.
It really hurts to live~. :)

>>733947654
are you referring to the wonderful invention by the name of bleach?

>>733947420
Pros - you would finally be dead

Cons - you haven't done it yet

>>733948306

No. Something faster and worse.

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This is now a pepe tread

>>733947420
Con: no more fapping

Pro: wifu becomes real

>>733948475
Pussy.

Stop fucking talking about it so much.
Making threads to wallow in your own self pity. Maybe to have others tell you "no anon, don't"

Either do it or fuck off and try to better your life.

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>>733948588

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>>733948661

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>>733948715

I'm a mildly suicidal alcoholic.

PROS:
>all your problems go away (though you don't get to enjoy their absence)
>you get to write your suicide note and shamelessly describe all the things you hate about your existence

CONS:
>the adventure is over forever
>you will cause your relatives and friends to suffer immensely
>you will become a statistic
>you are immediately forgotten, except for by the people who are incredibly saddened/angered/inconsolable by your suicide
>every single thing that you are capable of will disappear from the realm of possibility

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>>733948754

>>733948630

...guess you are~ clueless? Yeah.

Should probably ignore me from now on~, okie<3?

okie.

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>>733948791

>>733947420

There are no cons.

pro: nothing matters anymore.

con: ya be dead fasho my nigga.

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>>733948772

In other words; movin' out.

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>>733948957

Pros. Praise Allah and take people out with you. Get some virgins

Cons. Wont see next weeks anime episodes

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>>733949013

You're biologically geared to fight anything that would end your life.

You don't have to worry about anything ever again.

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hmm

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>>733947420
>pro: not living
>con: nothing

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>>733949069
Range out of pepes :(

>>733947420
You are an attention whore and a loser.
Just do it faggot.

Pro - No cons for you ever again unless there is a hell
Cons - everyone you'd leave behind, including /b/

>>733947420
people remind that you exist at all - just see what happened to chris cornell's music backlog lol sadly its all at the expense of your life

>>733947420
>Pro
You won't post anymore.
>Con
???
Nothing at all.