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About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?

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About to go on my first date since my divorce. How do I look?
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>>733945347
zodiac killer with a haircut
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Looks like u have the body of a young boy and the legs of a man. wtf is wrong with u
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>>733945689
>>733945545
lol
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you look like you're trying too hard, anon.
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You're gonna wow her my buddy my pal
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Like you don't know how to play that piano.
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def over dressed go in sweats an a wife beater with a mustard stain
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too much. unless its a wedding etc.
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>>733945347
Is Teller coming with you? Like a double date thing?
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youre trying to hard its cringy
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>>733945347
if youre going to wear a $12 three piece at least make sure the shitty fabric doesnt match the carpet
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>>733945347
You can't even stand up straight. Why are your pants too long? You look like Shaun King if he was going court. Let me guess, mommy dressed you in one of your "uncles" suits.
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>>733945347
You look like you haven't had sex in close to 8 years and are super desperate for pussy right now
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If Bobby Hill and Slenderman had a child, this would be it.
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>>733945347
like Penn Jillette but like if he had a distant relative that fucked Jared from Subway.
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You look a bit tense and nervous. Take a deep breath and relax, I'm sure you'll be fine.
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>>733946899
you look a little autistic. Take a deep breath and kys
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>>733945921
>>733946722
kek
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I guarantee there's a fidget spinner in one of those pockets.
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look fine dude but the girl is ok ?
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Like you could only marry a girl if you get her pregnant and the sex was just pitty
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>>733945347
why are you wearing a suit? are you going fine dining or something? Also, get your suit tailored. The fit looks terrible, but the color is good
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>>733947651
yeah but it's a precision machined fidget spinner with ruby bearings
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