How do I attract a chubby/fat girl?
>>733938184
say "hi" to one. they're so used to being ignored they're likely to let you put it in their ass right there.
>>733938184
pork. preferably glazed
You literally just have to exist around them man.
Chubby
>>733938184
Easiest thing in the world. Most will get confused if a white guy is hitting on them. Just take them out to eat. Netflix and each eat a whole pizza.
>>733938184
Food.
>>733938184
tell them they're cute and be nice to them?
>>733938184
shit there everywhere...where in the fuck do you live under a rock
McDonalds try looking there.
>>733938880
probably a eurofag. they have a pretty strict no fat chicks policy.
>>733938880
>>733939063
Op here.
Born and raised in Tennessee. I see them constantly. I just don't know how to get one attracted to me.
Invite them some hamburguers
bring donuts to work.
>>733938184
Whats the source?
give them attention
be really nice to them for a day or two, then they will fall in love and you can deflect them heaps and they will want you more because they feel like they have to work to get you
school teachers, man.
go with a grade school niece or nephew to one of those midweek graduations, or a recital, or one of the on school campus events.
your niece/nephew will inevitably introduce you to staff. most are women, many are chubby, they are interesting and somewhat financially stable.
Take them out to happy hour at bar near home.
turn on camera on desktop computer in bedroom office, cover up that little light that comes on when camera is on..
then enjoy her company, and then post it like this; thats exactly how this happened ...
>>733939695
got more of her?
Whale calling horn
>>733939467
this
also post more of that girl
>>733938184
with a bucket of kfc
>>733939467
This. Or just go to a club and wai until the end of the night. There'll always be some lonely fat chick. Be nice to her, buy her some food afterwards and take her home...
>>733938184
sauce?
Being relatively handsome and having little to none standards helps me out. Plus if you show some attention they will almost always wanna fuck you
>>733938184
So, its whales Yee be hunting! Be careful, they can swallow a man whole, and they always keep the damn baby. Pro Tip, find one with a pretty face under all that fat and make her work out.
>>733938184
Wear a porkchop necklace.
>>733940081
skinny girl in a fat bitches thread lol
keep em comin boys im giggling like a little girl at these responses
>>733938184
Eye contact
>>733940288
i dont mind ;)
do you have a kik?
I'm relatively good looking but the problem is im a NEET and poor and gaming hotter chicks became tiring because it was too hard to maintain stability so I started focusing on fat sluts on dating sites
Banged about 30 or so over the last 3 years. Some of them are obsessed, I can ignore them for months, and then send them "hi" and end up banging them later that day/week.
>>733940533
This is the way to go honestly. Pussy is pussy...
>>733940411
nah i dont, her tumblr is full of pics lvangel69
and her instagram is uniiiversal_angel
happy jerking bro
>>733939260
>>733940733
nice thanks anon
>>733938184
Smother your body in vanilla frosting and wait outside of a Cheesecake Factory.
>>733938184
wave a mc D's gift crad
>>733940861
she's a flatearther and a sugarbaby, shes such a shitty person but so hot, always a provides a great jerk
>>733938184
SAUCE
WOW, samefag, you got a million food jokes!
(faggot)
>>733941101
>>733941128
>>733940718
Yeah, so much easier to get too. Plus fat girls are usually more willing to give it up after a little bit of encouragement they become huge whores. Many of them have never had the confidence to be freaks so encouragement is all they need. When they suck your cock compliment them more than ever and soon enough they'll be sucking your cock consistently for long periods.
>>733938184
become a nigger?
>>733941058
The scene is Marilyn Mayson and christian xxx (aka trannyfucker)
>>733941178
Yeah, I found this too. You can generally coerce them into all kinds of stuff...
>>733939051
Kek
>>733941128
god damn that is perfect
>>733938184
With cake
>>733941319
thanks anon
Fastest way to get pussy? Lower your standards, get onto online dating sites and pickup the fat, single mother, low hanging fruit... They all say they're not looking for sex and are looking for Mr. right but they'll go on a date with you. Work on a few of these at a time and they'll soon put out...
Dangle a meatball hero from a fishing pole.
>>733938184
>Be decently attractive
>Pretend to care about them
>Sex
>???
>Herpes
>>733939399
Marilyn Mayson she has a creampie scene that's hot as fuck
>be me
>meet up with fat girl from okcupid
>told me she was a virgin (at age 23) and wanted to fuck to get it over it
>impressive attitude
>tightest pussy ever, broke her in
>doesn't want relationship, surprisingly
>personal sex slave pretty much
>trained her to like what I like
They ignore the laws of physics the heavier they get the easier they are to pick up
>>733941128
Snapchat name?
>>733943360
Kek
>>733941564
Hit it and quit it
Place an Oreo on a lawn chair and wait.
In my experience talking to them is enough to get you further than shitposting will. All I've had are fat women but I'm fat too so it works out
>>733941155
MOAR
>>733938184
>>733940217
But what if I want her to stay fat?
>>733939695
what's with the socks dipshit
>>733939399
>that image
lel
>>733947108
In my condo, I have a no shoes habit. so i walk around in my socks a lot. and I undressed her quite quickly, shoved my dick in her face right away, and I started fucking her while my socks were still on. so, socks on....
>>733938184
You literally just pay attention to them.
>>733946961
My man! I love her fat!
>>733941101
>>733941128
Cute, who is this?
>>733945836
mooooaaarrr
Having a pulse.
No one likes fat chicks, people fat fatties cause they're easy as fuck and down for anything. I've pissed is an obese womans pussy on the first date,just try pof faggot.
>>733945836
Sweet Black Fucking Sabeth!!!
>>733938184
Leave a trail of candy leading to your door
would you?
>>733946961
Perfection
>>733950204
FUCK no
>>733950204
Absolutely.
>>733950204
nope
>>733938184
TIP: You dont
Would you?
>>733950204
as a black man, of course I would.
why you axxing?
>>733939695
Netherlands?
>>733947436
>In my condo, I have a no shoes habit
Who fucking doesn't?
>>733938184
My ex is fat. Just talk to them. The intimate attention they get sucks & they'll do pretty much anything. She ended up with my name tatted on her back. Under no circumstances should you mention her chub. Don't say you like, don't say you hate it. Ignore it. Good luck, virgin.
Anyone like my GFs tits?
>>733939695
Do you have a vagina instead of balls?
Go outside and shake some bacon
>>733950775
yes and the hair on her arm. does she have a bush?
>>733950775
Nice
>>733938184
Big Mac
>>733951198
Want more?
What do you guys think about her will post more if you like
>>733938184
I'd say she's fucking ugly, but I'd never fuck her . . . So she's hideous.
>>733951403
Yes, moar!
Donut next to walmart scooter
>>733938184
Jesus, just give her any amount of attention at all. Also, kys, faggot loser.
>>733951661
Enjoy /b/ro
Wwyd to her?
>>733951490
I like. more ass
>>733951794
Starve her.
>>733951794
fuck her tits
>>733938184
A box, some string, a stick, and a plate of food.
>>733941564
She's cute!
>>733951905
>>733938446
more of center?
Chubby is best
>>733952207
That's for damn sure.
>>733951794
Chloroform then trap sound cancelling headphones on her. Set up speakers and a fan that speeds up via computer link. As I rape her awake, I click play. While fucking her she hears a train. As it gets closer the wind blows a bit, the speaker base makes the ground rumble. As she fears the train's impending fake doom, I fuck her panicing clamping pussy as hard as possible. If she faints from fear, fuck her while she's asleep.
>>733952322
That's not chubby, dat b a phat ass son!!!
>>733952399
Fuck it hard!
>>733952466
Shrug, the ass is fat
>>733938446
more jennifer B please
>>733952594
I'd ravage that sexy body for hours!
>>733951836
Here you go
>>733939467
This, and also, compliment their looks like once a day, but be real, she shows brest, say it is so sexy, she has tight jeans, umm your ass looks great.... you will be fuking her in no time.
>>733952391
That's what I'm talkin about.
Anyone else?
>>733940217
>Pro Tip, find one with a pretty face under all that fat and make her work out.
No, do not do that. She will hate you and afterwards, you take fat, you leave fat.
How do I convince my current skinny girlfriend to start gaining weight?
Here's another one
Tinder, bro. They're EASY. They even message you first. You can be but ass ugly and they'll right swipe and bring their undesirable ass to you.
I'm sure its been said a thousand times. But as long as you find yourself attractive, so do bbw women.
They have low self esteem and will eat up any compliment you give them.
>>733953880
I second this, any better shots? (assuming not b/c of hidden cam and such)
And even if no better shots... moar
>>733938184
Online dating.
Make some shitty profile about how you love boring basic bitch shit... like travel and coffee and reading and shit. and cats. lots of cat pics.
You won't be able to shake them off
>>733953621
Anybody want her tits?
>>733953172
What a dead fish
>>733955286
Sure
>>733953172
What country is this in?
>>733955736
Here you go, got more
>>733955986
Dump em
They're the best.
This girl too thin?
>>733956703
How old and what country she from?
>>733956703
>>733956811
23 US
>>733956676
I'll keep going as long as people want them so comment on them
>>733956969
>>733956969
unbelievable
>>733955852
'murica. thats why i am chubby too.
this happened literally on first date a few days ago, wasnt even a date, nice unmarried cougar school teacher, happy hour at local bar, walked back home to my place for capuccinos ( my customized gaggia classic), so she wouldnt drive home with slight beer buzz, and started making out, within 15 minutes was getting dick sucked and fucked her for about 45 minutes bareback...
turned on computer cam under pretext of starting chillaxing playlist, threw her down on bed, pulled off her dress and panties, kissed her clit for a couple, she started sucking my dick, rolled her chubby ass ontop of me, she rode me well, she was kissing my neck and ear and sucking my tongue, I fucked her in just about every position.
the clips i posted are just to hid faces, and cropping them to fit 2MB webm with ffmpeg is a challenge
>>733957151
phenomenal
>>733957055
Moar
>>733957778
Here ya go
>>733938184
Make them feel validated.
Their weight gives them all kinds of fucked up self steem problems. Recognize their weight if they ask you to, but do remind them of their merits.
If you manage to be both nice and honest, and just have a smidge of mystery or manliness you'll be balls deep in less than a day.
.
OC
>>733938184
be food
>>733957878
got any pussy?
>>733953448
Do it discreetly like I did. Cook for her all the time and don't bother to be especially healthy (like use a little extra butter or fry when possible), and whenever you hang out offer to get snacks. All girls are fat underneath, so they'll always eat if you offer. You just have to steer it toward the right (wrong) foods. Eventually she'll do it herself.
The trick is to make her think it's sexy so she won't bother to change the habit. Once there's noticeable pudge, start talking about how good she looks lately. She'll eat it up (literally)
>>733957300
>>733958087
Yes I do i want to go through her tits pic first then I have some pussy pics and pics of her face and tits out please keep commenting though what do you think of her so far
>>733950381
>>733950591
What you are is worse than fag
>>733956794
MOAR!
>>733956794
more
>>733958387
I'd definitely bust a load in her
>>733958493
What's wrong with you? How could you not want to bury your cock right inside this warm snatch?
>>733958387
The tit to nipple ratio just weirds me out. Not gonna lie, its not bad but just weird
>>733958764
Hopefully here soon I will be doing just that
>>733955049
preety much this. fat chicks arent used to guys being nice to them. plus, they fucking put out like crazy
>>733958993
To each Thierry own I guess I love the way her tits look personally
>>733959038
noice
>>733959192
send the creampie
>>733953448
So many fat women out there, why bother working towards it when you could just upgrade to a better model?
>>733953448
>How do I convince my current skinny girlfriend to start gaining weight?
Marry her.
She'll put on 50 pounds at least in the first year.
>>733959375
>>733959202
I will if I can hope to tape the whole thing. Last regular tit pic next up pussy don't have much of them btw
>>733959192
We need some diversity! its pretty much the same pictures over and over
>>733959786
>>733959786
bring it
>>733959958
Well here ya go then this one's not the greatest
>>733938184
White guy here.. only ever dated fatties.
Most are used to niggers hitting on them so if you're white, you're already an upgrade to what they are used to. Just be yourself, seem interested in them but not too interested, NEVER talk about their weight, and you'll be in like flint within no time. Good luck, OP!
>>733960444
lets get those face with tits pics!
>>733960444
looks tasty
literally just give them attention and make them feel sexy and they will do wonders on that dick
they will generally also do more depraved shit that other girls wouldn't do
>>733945836
Same here bro. I'm a fat ass and only ever dated fat asses. Just have to show interest. They know they can't do better, just like we know we can't do better. Generally is just two fatties settling. It works though. I can't complain. End of the day? Pussy is pussy. Besides, I don't mind the women I date having low standards and being insecure, means they will more than likely stay loyal. Not always, but most of the time.
>>733960298
Damn she's sexy as fuck
>>733960357
>>733961113
noice, moar
Virgin here. Maybe I should slay a fat chick.
>>733961700
>>733961799
worth the experience
>>733939695
when sex doesn't look as good as it feels
>>733950204
You'd need a pretty long dick just to make it past the rolls and into the pussy
>>733961824
how old is she?
>>733962035
26
>>733938184
hide in a bush and make noises like a chocolate cake
>>733961799
I did. That's how I lost my virginity. Plus you don't have to worry about being good in bed your first time either, they'll just be glad to be getting fucked in the first place. It's win win.
>>733962166
that toy isnt nearly big enough for her.
Lure them with cheetos and free college
>>733938184
Smear yourself with chocolate and tell her your name
>>733962346
typical fatty
Grease up your balls in pork fat, walk into McDonald's, release pork balls, click your arms and legs and make whale noises.
>>733962166
got any bent over?
>>733962485
Cluck*
>>733962303
Belive it's her first toy so she may upgrade to bigger soon. Btw last pussy pic though I do have something to post in relation to these last pics then on to face
>>733962485
your 15 other food related jokes were funny, but this one sucks even more balls than you do, faggot
>>733962520
Unfortunately no they ones I posted earlier are the closest your going to get of her bent over
>>733962346
I'd totally fuck her.
Le wife
>>733962765
>>733962763
>>733963096
>>733938184
I fucked one monday night so it's pretty fucking easy. Just give them some attention
>>733963134
>>733962613
im interested in the face for sure.
With a pile of bacon.
>>733962763
let's see her
>>733963106
Trust me I wish I had those pics but it's hard for her to take those as she has no mirror to pose in
>>733938184
Sauce? Its for a friend, i swear
anyone want more?
>>733963250
Last one before the faces if everyone wants them.decided to make a quick gif of those last three
>>733963609
Dump em
>>733962346
>>733963096
>>733963171
>>733963609
I love this girl. Who is she?
>>733963650
good gif man.
moar
fiance
>>733963839
Only thing left are the one with her face in it here's one to start off with
anyone want my fatty gf?
>>733963609
yes please
>>733963774
Want more?
>>733964229
>>733964429
you know we do
>>733964234
>>733964620
Wwyd
>>733963996
give us more of that face with tits!
>>733964679
More please
Ill let you borrow mine
>>733964713
Only got 3 pics left all face with tits
>>733964234
I want to titty fuck her with the force of a thousand suns and blow my load all over this big globes of hers.
gf
>>733950204
Nope
Cake
>>733964903
>>733964901
keep it going! she has a nice face so lets see everything.
>>733964885
>>733964870
>>733965340
2 more left
>>733965478
now thats a damn good one.
>>733950562
Fuck yes
>>733952322
her ass would be sore as fuck.
>>733965416
>>733965516
Unfortunately I miss calculated I only have one more left with both her face and tits so to make up for that going to post two pics back to back before the last one here's the first one
>>733953448
Carbs and kids
>>733965516
>>733965952
Here's the second one next post will be the last of her
>>733961799
It honestly helps a ton with confidence. I lost my virginity to a chubby girl and hooked up with three different girls the next three nights simply because I wasn't reluctant to move on signals they were giving me any more.