What kind of man are you /b/? Strip or bite?

Children strip the cheese
Men bite the cheese

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>>733934864
Who cares? It all ends up like this anyway

>>733935344
t. Andy Sixx

>>733934864
I also insert them into my ass like >>733935344 does.

>>733935344
what if you shoved your shit back up will it come back out your mouth the way it went in?

Neither, I don't eat cheap shit like that. I only eat expensive cheese that I have to cut myself. I enjoy finer things in life unlike you, you simple minded child of an adult.

anyone who bites into this is a fucking heathen. Its called fucking string cheese. not "stick o cheese"

>>733935500
>child of an adult.
that is sort of how it works you know. wow someone didnt read the "how babies are made" book.

>>733934920
fpbp

I dont even fuck with that and just eat slices of cheese when I feel like it.

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>>733934864
Real men don't eat school snacks meant for children

>>733935742
that dudes face looks annoying as fuck. I bet he listens to a lot of Animal Collective or some other shit band like that.

>>733934864
strip with pride

>>733935742
>being to insecure to enjoy something as simple as a stick of cheese

>>733934864
If you bite the cheese, you are a savage neanderthal who cannot savor the complexity of the taste of string cheese.

Everyone knows the flavor profile of the cheese changes depending on if you eat it as a chunk or as a string.
Try it. They taste different.

The string form is milder and more complex than you imbeciles can comprehend.

>>733934864
It's string cheese.

STRING cheese

>>733934864
Bite top off strip off rest hybrid reporting in

>>733935500
this

>>733934864
Only pedophiles bite the cheese

>>733934864
Both

>>733934864
Stringing it makes it taste so much better.
Biting it just feels like your life has fallen apart and you're hopelessly try I g to climb out of a hole of desperation

>>733935500
What do you refuse to drink from water fountains too?

>>733935500
he said as his fedora became so large it broke his pencil neck

>>733936452
dumbass

im a pedophile and I strip it like i would strip the daughter you will never have with only one functioning testicle

>>733934864
I'd never eat those, they look awful

Deep throat is the only effective method of eating string cheese.

>>733934864
I enjoy the savage barbarity of simply biting the cheese. I also enjoy rolling fruit by the foot and fruit roll-ups into balls of flavored fructose before I eat it, and tearing bread from the loaf instead of using a knife.

I also never use a coaster.

>>733934864
Strip because I'm civilized and not a panzy nigger who chomps on any food I can get my hands on

>>733936945
you seem like the type that leaves crusts all over the place when youre eating pizza

>>733937126
I skip the crust, take my slice right out of the middle

who eats pizza without stuffed crust? whats the point?

strip end to end and curl into a U so its laying left to right in my mouth before biting it to a soft mush and swallowing

fuck im so hard for a cheese stick right now

>>733937188
you fucking brute

>>733937270
Stuffed crust is fucking disgusting. Undercooked doughy bread and shitty greasy cheese.

>>733937320
It's an off center square too

>>733937385
its like penetrating a piece of crust with a cheese stick what the fuck is wrong with you thats fucking gold

>>733937470
No it's not. It's like taking a cheese stick, wrapping it up with the shittiest dough you can find, taking it out of the oven 20 minutes early and saying "looks done"

>>733937417
I bet you take the nucleus when eating nachos with friends and use the 15 items or less register even though you clearly have 16 items

>>733934864
I wouldn't eat that.

>>733937600
No I shit in one of those bags for your veggies and wrap it up tight so I can see the look of horror when the cashier realizes they're holding my poop.

>>733937580
i dont see why youre fixated on the dough thats fucking cheese in there thats all that matters


the cheese

all the fattening cheese

the dough can eat shit

>>733937752
well i do that too

>>733937796
>the dough can eat Shit
Exactly. Fuck the dough. Just eat the part of the pizza that's supposed to have cheese.

>>733937838
You haven't lived until you've fled a supermarket with some fat employee chasing you and the screams of teenaged girls ringing in your ears.

>>733937796
Cheese isn't fattening you fucking idiot.
Cheese is fat and protein. Dough is simple carbs, i.e basically sugar. Only morons think fat makes you fat

>>733934864
Strip

>>733937893
we will enjoy the finer things in life. enjoy your shit pizzas

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I don't eat stringy processed cheese

>>733938079
You sound like a fat person that's trying to justify being fat.

>>733934864
Strip FTW

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>>733936146
And too* insecure to drink shit like yop

>>733938222
I'lll take blue
>>733934864
strip because that's what nature intended

Both whenever i feel like it

Closet homosexuals bite the cheese because they have a repressed sexual fetish for little dicks and they want to feel a little boy's dick in their mouth but then they remember "oh wait I'm not a f-faggot! yeah this is actually food no h-homo " and they bite the cheese in frustration

Everyone knows this but everyone is too polite to say it

>>733938251
And you sound like someone who is completely ignorant of the metabolic effects of carbohydrate.
Look up "glycemic index". Go ahead. Compare cheese with dough and get back to me

>>733935478
This. String cheese is for poor Mexicans and trailer people.

>>733934920

Truth

>>733937101

>stripping the cheese
>not a pansy

Pick one.

>>733934864
Shove entire stick into mouth and try not to gag, slowly chew. I'm training myself for my boyfriends dick ;)

>>733938585

This.

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is this amateur hour?

>>733938928
Velveeta is an abomination

>>733938585
Whatever fatty. Go eat another stick of cheese.

>>733939272
That's the spirit! If you push harder, maybe you can get your head all the way up your ass.

when they are making 1.5ft cheese sticks like they made meat poles, ill die happy

>>733938928
>dripping with vegetable oil

Ugh. Still, it's tasty enough.

>>733934864

both wrong, you melt it while still in the plastic in the microwave for 10 seconds

>>733934864
Strip, it's called STRING cheese for a reason.

>>733934864
I ate these constantly when I was recovering from surgery. I bite.

>>733940794
Were you recovering from a massive brain injury, because you have to be a brain dead faggot to bite string cheese

>>733940794
>>733941090
obliterated
don't bother getting out of bed tomorrow, you're going to need to recover

>>733941090
1/10

>>733934864
Depends, actual cheese strings which you could strip are harder to find now, the other ones you can basically only bite.

>>733941352
its not 1992 anymore

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>>733935344

>>733941352
make sure the bag says cheese string or string cheese and not cheese stick you dumbfuck

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>>733941563
Good LPT

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>>733934864
Strip and then bite