CowBro here. I'm almost done with my story.

continue pls

>>733932334
?

>>733932334
yes

>>733932334
pls continue

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It's not over? I can't take any more feels. Please have a happy ending. By Kek, may OP have a happy end.

>>733932597
he fucks the corpse

>>733932334
>Kelly's death as affected many
>the owner's children used to play with her, teasing her and running around outside her pen
>they have made a small wooden cross with her name on it
>I took it up to Kelly's Grove (as we started to call it) and planted it by her grave while I checked for coyote tracks
>I didn't want them to disturb her body
>meanwhile, Jan has become the primary milk cow for the calves
>I don't fuck Jan anymore, as I mourn Kelly
>I instead start to pamper and take care of Jan
>I feed her in two portions thought the day instead on one big one
>I wash her and brush her down
>I sneak her treats when her diet will allow it

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>>733932664

>>733932969
>9GAG
Boo, get off this thread, you're ruining the feels!

>>733932664
Fucking kek

I have a feeling this isn't real CowBro

>>733932896
>I bring Erika by the farm to meet Jan
>Jan seems to like her and nuzzles her
>I tell Erika that Jan likes her
>she thinks it's weird that I'm so attached to a cow, but she is happy that I am happy
>I milk Jan, and make butter
>Erika and I make muffins for everyone with her butter
>we all laugh and thank Jan
>my mom gets out of jail and comes to visit me, so I introduce her to Jan
>I take a photo of her riding Jan and she puts it up on her refrigerator
>Jan gets fat and pregnant
>hope it's not mine haha...
>when she has the calf, me and farmhand deliver it with the vet
>breech, but it's healthy and will live
>the owner asks us what we should name the new calf, but we already know
>"okay, everyone welcome Kelly!"

>>733933268
But the greentext seems rael

>>733933046
you probs wouldn't have said anything about it if you hadn't seen the watermark

I NEED A SCREEN CAP

>>733933268
>>733933291
>>733933312
Told ya its legit

>>733933361
Shut up queer

>>733933291
>one day, Owner leaves early for trip with his family
>I figure I will go shower and take Erika for a nice dinner
>I go to my shack but farmhand stops me
>he wants my help putting Jan in the cattle run
>why?
>he says the doc is coming by to give her injections
>I tell him the doc can't do anything until the owner is here
>he finally breaks and tells me
>"cmon man, I'm just trying to get some pussy"
>I tell him there are plenty of whores at the church bar
>he scoffs and says that he will just take her in the pen
>he turns to leave

>>733933583
Uh oh shit gonna get real

>>733933583
ohhhhhh shiiitttttt is op about to commit murder over a calf named kelly

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>>733933674

>>733933583
>op kills farmhand for trying to fuck his Jan

>>733933583
The hell is a church bar

>>733933583
>"farmhand, don't you touch that animal"
>he gives me a disbelieving fuck you and continues on his way
>I go to my shack and unload my mossberg
>I walk up to Jan's pen
>farmhand has his pants down , he is rubbing Jan, and swigging from a bottle
>I work my action loudly to get his attention
>he turns to me and goes pale
>"n-now Anon, ain't no need for that"
>"farmhand, I got a pote of white lighting in my blood and a shotgun in my hands. When I tell you to let that animal alone, You better fucking leave it be"
>I can see in his eyes that he is angry and scared, but he knows I'm serious
>I can also see, that deep down, a long time ago, it could have been him holding a gun in a situation just like this
>he pulls up his pants, gets in his truck and drives off
>I lock up my shotgun and tuck a .380 in my waistband, in case farmhand tries to make a problem for me
>I walk out to my truck and get set to pick up Erika
>I wave to Jan as I leave, and I swear she winked at me.

>>733933964
Bar attached to a church. Also there's a bar attached to the feed store. It's a way to circumvent local liquor laws that have been in place for like 100 years.

>>733933361
to lazy, im just saving the html page

>>733934206
God damn rednecks fighting over cow fussy

>>733934206
>Be OP
>fuck cows every day with farmhand
>start getting human pussy
>start to whiteknight the animals I once fucked alongside this man
>Be this big of a faggot

>>733934512
Kek.

>>733934512
it's for Kelly, dude

>>733934512
I didn't really include the underlying farmhand relationship. We stopped cooperating around the time I realized how weird it was that I was dating a cow. It mainly had to do with him getting really drunk and fucking Rosie. She didn't like him, so she would try to run away, he'd have to use lube. It was just so violent. Made me think a lot about consent, and if I was fucking a cow or raping a cow. Around the time Kelly got sick, I just stopped talking to him.

>>733934745
So u stopped fucking cows after Kelly passed ?

>>733934900
That wasn't me, but this is OP. I had tried once or twice with Jan, but after Kelly passed, I wasnt really interested in fucking cows anymore. More just being their friends.

>inb4 how I met your mother

>>733935001
I understand. I also understand why u pulled a gun on him. It got old and weird so seeing him want to fuck Jan made u upset.

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Here. In memory of Kelly

>>733935221
Thank you man. I'm glad someone liked the story. This is great.

>>733935221
Good read glad I was here to read it

>>733934206
>don't see farmhand for two days
>ready to warm his pants with rock salt if he comes for Jan
>he comes back after a bender and I explain the new rules to him
>he's unhappy, but he understands my position
>mainly, I don't think he wants to get into a shootout or a blood feud with me over an Arby's fleshlight
>not a fun thing to explain to the sheriff
>Erika talks about moving out of town, but I'm happy in my work and I like my animals
>still, life is unpredictable

>>733934206
Is this the end?

>>733935648
>Arby's fleshlight

kek

>>733935648
All good things must come to an end brother.

anyone got webms to compliment the story?

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there. now it doesn't look like shit.

Well, I'm not sure how to end my tale /b/. I've skipped over a lot of degeneracy, I've let a lot of emotions go unstated. But for better or worse, that's basically the story of how I fucked cows for 4 years of my life and learned what it truly means to love.

>>733936011
>the story of how I fucked cows for 4 years of my life and learned what it truly means to love

I'm not sure if this sentence makes me love /b/ or hate /b/.

>>733935221
F

>>733936116

have /b/ then

>>733936011
did you ever fucked an animal before that? why did you left the farm?

>>733935221
Great, but nigga, we need some reactions and replies, comments, ect. That'll make it a true legendairy story.

Well, this shot reminds me why I waste my life on this crazy site. Good for you OP. I understand why you pulled a gun on farmhand.

>>733936011
Very cool. I can only imagine what cow pussy feels like. I kinda want to feel that after I heard your story. Sounds hot to be honest.

Anyone got the vid of the guy with the calf? Also OP did you ever try that?

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Anyone got some reactions from the last thread? Is it still up? I wanna embellish >>733935967's pic.

>>733936202
Erika ended up moving out of town. I couldn't leave the farm, so we decided to end things. She now works at a very nice salon in LA, and when I'm in town, we bang.

I worked at the farm for about another year. I live in Chicago now. I work as a bodyguard and I study zoology and vetinary sciences. I want to work at a zoo as a handler/keeper, that's my dream job.
I've only fucked women since Jan. When I moved, I started talking to a therapist about everything. It's really cleared a lot of things up for me.

>>733936710
so the story is over?

>>733936643
Yes, I've tried it. It wasn't for me. Cow tongue is a bit rough, and the teeth scare me.

>>733936532
Yeah, it's pretty good. I still don't know how I feel about bestiality, but if you get the chance, try to make the cow horny first.

>>733936828
Unless you have any specific questions or a specific type of anecdote you would like to hear.

>>733936652
>>733936369
working on it

>>733936710
damn son. this was fucking enlightening.

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What a ride

>>733936652
i have the whole fucking thread saved as html
with images

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>>733936710
Man, I feel good for you and a little bit sad at the same time. Hope you've found happiness.
>>733937092
Kek bless, Anon, Kek bless.

>>733935221
F

>>733936710
Thanks for sharing bro, you cracked me up several times and then cracked me down hard once
Rip kelly
Hope you become a zookeeper, but are you planning to fuck exotic animals?

>>733937433
>>733936652
>>733936369
heres the archive https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/733912814/
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/733858055

>>733937445
Yep, I'm a pretty happy person overall. I've got a gf, get good grades, make more money than I ever thought I would. Wanted to see about retiring Kelly Jr. but I think she'll live out her days happy with the calves.

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finished (I hope)

>>733936652
http://www.mediafire.com/file/i9bj6hoam93zk2h/Brovine.zip

here u lil shits
both threads in HTML form

>>733937736
>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/733912814/
>>733937829
i suppose that works

>>733937702
Haha no, not really interested in fucking the animals, I just like animals (clearly).

>>733937824
A for effort

>>733937824
get some of the "F"s in there as well

>>733937824
I'M CAPPED IN SCREEN MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Still hoping for a calf webm

>>733938138
oh my god this game broke my heart with rin's good ending

>>733937824
Get some reactions at the beginning, middle, generally throughout, still, it's great. A couple reactions for each or so posts OP made. I'm happy I'm in it!

Thanks for listening to my story /b/.
Kelly bless.

>>733938456
This was a fascinating story OP. I stayed till the end.

>>733938202
Considering it's my first time screencapping something like that it's not too bad. I'll remember to do that next time though. I might try to improve it later.

Thread dead, I don't wanna fuck up the last post, but did anyone realize that OP basically fucked his AIDS into a cow and then killed her to cover up his cow fucking?

>>733939271
thats not how cows work

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>>733939204
Please do, your screencap will be remembered like the legends like 'The Pooping bandit,' 'I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB,' and 'Fats McGee and the Retard Three.'

>>733939445
This is more of a ride on par with the Ballad of Ella

>>733939589
I get tones of "Eight Beers" McGee

>>733939589
Yeah, it's Godtier shit. Those were off the top of my head, but don't stack up to CowBro.

Also can we get a cap of all the new posts in this thread?

>>733939957
Yeah, we need the whole thing.

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I don't want this thread to die on me.

>>733941618
likewise, Anon

>>733941831
Remember /b/ros, what CowBro taught us. Sometimes, you need to let go.

RIP Kelly

>>733941995
words of wisdom. F

Niggas we need that full cap

>>733941618
Wtf was that mouse from again? Some weird Minecraft video akaik?

>This thread tho

>>733944023
Ratboy Genius. It's weird as fuck. https://www.youtube.com/user/ratboygenius