AF fag here. AMA.

Do you suck dicks?

>>733929467
ex-2W2 myself

AFSC?

>>733929701
Nah.

>>733929732
3D032. Cyber Ops.

>>733929467
does it suck to know that the airforce in 2017 is only a fraction of a shadow of what it was during wars of late 20th century?

>>733929750
Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

>>733929997
Props for the reference.

>>733929907
Not sure what you're talking about. Be more specific.

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>>733929822
Prove it.

Hack something. Hack 4chan.

>>733930465
We don't do anything like that. Literally just server maintenance. The Air Force has specific career fields that are taught to do that.

>>733929467
I have a bachelors in mathematics from a good university but I can't find a fucking job, is it worth it to join the AF or should I keep looking in private sector.

Also I have a drunk driving arrest (barely over the legal limit is still over the limit) from 5 years
ago, will that affect my chances if I try to join.

>>733930605
Do you guys do maintenance on CHCS, Esentris, or any other medical operating systems the military uses?

>>733930645
Yeah a DUI is a career killer unless you're already in and know how to suck dick.

Not a chance in hell you'll be able to join.

But you can try! LOL!

>>733930645
I would recommend joining, especially if you can't find other work. AF has the best quality of life. I'm not sure how the drunk driving arrest will affect you. You can either choose to disclose it to your recruiter or not. I would just disclose it to avoid them somehow finding out.

>>733930684
It's all base specific. They'll have you doing maintenance on whatever servers the base works with. I don't specifically work with medical operating servers, but I suppose it's possible some people do.

>>733930785
what if you have a DUI arrest, but you were never convicted due to with held adjudication or whatever it is, basically they drop the charges at the end ... ?

>>733931289
Then you'll probably have to show proof that charges were dropped.

If you lie, get into the military, and they do a background check for a security clearance and find that out they'll kick you out of the military.

Just because you get in doesnt mean they can find something to get you out. And just because a job doesnt require a security clearance doesnt mean that it will always be like that.

Knew one guy who couldn't reenlist in the Army because they changed the requirements to having a secret security clearance.

Also seen people kicked out of the middle of AIT (job training) because they found something during a background check.

>>733931046
What type of job should I try to get?

Will they give me options to choose from or do they just tell you what job you are going to do.

>>733931046
Also thank you for the information

>>733931807
Depends on what branch of military you choose.

Army you get to pick your job as enlisted. Army officer you get a top 3 wish list.

Rest of the branches its the same except being enlisted dont get to choose their jobs.

>>733931638
thanks bro, i have proof sent from the judicial system somewhere here that says they dropped the charges. hella tyte.

what about medical stuff? i *may* have told a doctor or two in 2013/14 that i dropped acid and did mushrooms. they can't search those medical records if i never tell them about it right? or do they have access and ability to go to insurance companies to look shit up and get me to release that stuff?

>>733931807
They will definitely give you options, but don't let them fuck you either. You can sign for a job before you even go to basic training. Even if it takes time, wait for the job you want so you have something guaranteed going in. Try to get something cyber related. Like Cyber Ops or Cyber Trans. Anything in the 3D career field.

>>733930264
No Strategic Air Command with 2000+ B52 circling russia all within 2 hours of their targets in russia 24 hours a day every day

Why do airline stewardesses have better outfits than you have uniforms?

>>733929467
How's it feel knowing you're a faggot nonner?

>>733930645
Become an officer. All you need is a degree in anything. If you go in enlisted, you will hate your life. Officers get treated like royalty and most of them are normal and somewhat intelligent.

>>733932024
At MEPS tell them that you've never done drugs before. No matter what ALWAYS tell them you've never done drugs, if you do you WILL get blacklisted from joining the military.

As long as you pass your piss test and deny drug use you should be fine.

Also remember that military drug tests are much more sensitive than drug tests you can get over the counter.

OTC drug tests detect weed at 50 nanograms and above. Military ones detect anything from 5-15.

Just deny deny deny.

>>733932248
Eh, I wasn't in when BDUs were a thing but personally I prefer our modern uniforms. If you want to see shit, look up the Navy's new uniform.

>>733932327
B8.

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>>733929467

lol join the navy. like me its super gay

>>733932481
the airforce already hassled me to join when i was 18 and i told them i smoked weed a few times and i smoked salvia once and nothing happened so i never did it again, and that i didnt use weed because i just didnt feel good. i dont use these days for the same reason mostly. i will be able to pass any drug test they give me no problem.

but yeah, back then they didnt give a fuck because of my asvab scores.

if i say now that ive never done drugs, will they have what i said back then recorded or some shit? i think it was a recruiter that was calling me all the time

>>733932206
We still have other methods of surveillance.

>>733932817
I told them I smoked weed eight times and so far it hasn't done anything to my career.

>>733933005
yeah i'm pretty sure the airforce no longer gives two fucks about weed use in the past as long as you don't use now and can pass a test when the time comes

>>733933127
Yeah, more or less. I had no problem getting in and I disclosed my past marijuana use.

>>733933005
Why don't they want you smoking weed in the military? That's a turn off

>>733929701
He does

>>733933575
It's the federal government. They only give a shit about what's federally legal or not.

>>733933822
Canadian army don't give a shit thank god

>>733933932
I'm sure that drinking age of 19 helps a lot.

>>733934076
it's 21 bud

>>733934265
in my province

>>733929732
Im 2W0

>>733934265
For Canada military?

>>733929467
are you enlisted or officer

>>733929467
Serious question time,thinking about being air force mp but ik the normal police spend all day writing reports,is it the same way with you

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>>733929467

what are your thought on this?

>>733935403
I'm not sure how Security Forces is, but it doesn't seem to bad. I would highly recommend a different career field though.

>>733935492
Never seen it. What's it about?

>>733935530
Such as,enlisted only though

>>733929467
if you were in charge of and given the order to launch a nuke would you do it

>>733935403
I was af security forces. As a noob, you will either work a gate guard or mindless security for planes or nukes.

>>733935702
Absolutely not.

>>733935575

UFO's mostly, very interesting. only been out for a few weeks.

TL;DR
>its basically the next false flag

>>733935760
Pretty much spot on.

>>733935760
Sounds good to tbj,what do you think is the best option

>>733935791
What's the implication? I doubt the U.S. know anything about UFO's or anything of the sort.

>>733935773
why?

>>733936019
Literally the end of the world?

>>733935923

kek, assuming your CO is standing over your shoulder as you surf here.

its on tube, just watch it. its worth it

>>733936268
And undoubtedly it's fake.

>>733936268
>youtube
>conspiracy theory
>keks

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What else do you guys do besides flying planes and staying in hotels?

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>>733936972
>What else do you guys do besides flying planes and staying in hotels?

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>>733937108
Nigger why are you repeating me

>>733937228
Sorry, in all seriousness we do a lot of stuff. Literally all U.S. air support depends on our commitment to the mission.

>>733937405
Why did you chose the Air force over other branches

>>733929467
>We're not the Air Force
>Air Wienie Air Force

>>733936601
a spoonful of sugar helps the kool-aid go down

>>733936902
its a documentary, it wanst made for tube. go back to sleep

>>733937634
Better living conditions. Even when Marines graduate basic training and go to their first duty station, they have a roommate. Air Force is more like a normal job after basic and tech school.

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>>733937770
>No evidence.
>Literally knowing nothing cause you have zero federal clearance.

how do i pass sec+. i have like 2 weeks

>>733938005
Are you studying for 401 or have they started people on the new Sec Plus material?

>>733938135
401

>>733937848

A1C here can confirm. Tech and basic were concentrated garbage (esp since my school was 6 months and I got held over 4 for efmp reassignment because of my wife ), but once I hit operational it pretty much became a regular job. Shoot, I just got tossed to night shift which is pretty much a 6 hour shift, with a mandatory trip to the gym for the 1st hour. So here I am, a /fit/fag, being payed to go the gym or track an hour a day at night when everything is empty.

Good fucking stuff.

>>733938198
Use Gibson book and Comptia subscription. I payed for Measure Up as well, but honestly the test is hard as fuck. I somehow passed and didn't know half of what was on it.

Fucking pogs

>>733938506
no u

>>733938506
just kidding
i love you all
especially armorers

>>733938238
Ayyeee, same man. Night shifts are the best. I only had one NCO on my nightshift and he never did shit.

>>733929467

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMnPKVbgH60

here is the trailer, the rest is up to you

>>733938430
well i have some decent study materials but i havnt really studied. so im probably fucked, and i heard they made the test harder

I'm going to MEPS on the 12th trying to get into networking

when do they drug test you? I heard it was at MEPS and again before bootcamp, is there no other tests?

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>>733938673
>Ah yes, a bunch of people who have never been in the military or had any clearance at all talk about stuff the military must have done. Genius!

>>733938856
i got drug tested at MEPS, basic, and tech school

>>733938856
its the military
motherfucker they randomly drug test all the time

Barksdale?

>>733938953
>>733938955
im getting mixed signals here, I was thinking about smoking it up FAT when I got back from boot, in my fictional book of course

>>733938840
I've heard of people who studied the night before and passed the test, but that's not to say the test isn't still extremely difficult. I heard the test was going to get harder, but only with the new version.

>>733938856
They drug test you the day you go to MEPS to do all your in processing. They'll do a variety of medical test on top of a drug test. They'll explicitly tell you before the conduct the drug test.

>>733939213
here ill give you a straight answer
you like smoking weed right?
dont enlist
stay civilian and do what you want

>>733929467
Hows it feel being a welfare whore of the highest order? When your time is up hows it feel to know that your only job prospects will be flipping burgers and you wasted the best years of your life 'serving' a bunch of politicians who would rather you have died so they could use you as political capital?

>>733939369
I don't care for it that much my friends just want to celebrate if I get in.
I'll just get shitfaced I guess

>>733937966
>>733938944

"you catch the most flak when your right on target"

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>>733939373
>Literally coming some from fag neck beard.

>>733939580
I'm open to criticism. If you have legitimate evidence, present it.

>>733932327
only E-5+ have the pleasure of saying nonner

crew chiefs/ammo get out

I've been serving in the Air Force for over 24.5 years, as a part of the most elite clandestine special nigger operations unit the world has ever seen. Willing to answer any questions.

>>733940149
Shit b8.

How does it feel being in the most made fun of branch?

>>733941720
I believe that would be the coast guard, my friend.

>>733942332
i thought it was the marines

>>733929701
Of course he does. He's in the air force

Jarhead here

Fuck you OP, AMA

>>733929467
I'm ex-AF. What's your rank?

>>733943551
E-2

>>733943116
>>733943549

My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment, Sir!

>>733943116
Fuck you faggot

But you're kinda right. But Marines get just as much praise as we do shit.

>>733943613

In technical now? What job you going into? Also, do you miss basic? I still do.

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>>733943672
Damn right

We just figured out how to do shit right

Really there's been no questions.

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>>733942332
Nope. Definitely the chair force. Quick story
>be me 19
>in the Navy
>deployed on cvn 77 with vaw 124
>in Persian Gulf in august
>no fly day
>usually a day for chill and maintenance for squadrons
>maintenance master chief calls our shop
>we have to fly AWAC mission for the day because
And I quote
>it's too hot to for them to fly.
Mfw

>>733943879
so you're jealous?

>>733943879
Buddy...
>navy
You do realize the village people wrote the song everyone knows more of than your actual branch song, right?

You can't make fun of other branches if you're Navy.

>>733943803
Because no one gives a shit about some chair force boot

>>733944032
FUcking this

E-6 USMC here. Fuck you OP

>>733944066
I asked a few. As an E-2, are you doing technical now? What job you going into? Do you miss basic yet?

Also are you engaged to the first girl you fucked after basic? That shit is always funny.

>>733944146
Good one SSgt

>>733944146
Hoofuckingrah leatherneck

>>733929822
So why does the airforce portal suck so fucking bad?

>>733944211
Based as fuck

>>733944250
Motivated/autistic as fuck

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>>733944066
>complaining about stupid shit.

E-7
3E4X1 here. fuck off assholes, the USAF rocks and is the smartest branch hands down. you fucking bullet blockers are just jealous fucks because you made the dumbest decisions of your life..idiots

>>733944294
I mean it's literally better than every other portal.

1A331 airborne mission systems here

>>733932014
What ? It depends on your asvab scores. If you score high more jobs are available to you.

>>733944526
Listen, I'm ex-AF and it really discredits your argument if you
1: Get this angry and
2: Say "the AF is the smartest branch"
3: Call other branches jealous

The different branches poke fun at one another like siblings do, but it's all in good fun. Take it with stride, man.

>>733944526
>3E4X1

You're a fucking plumber. I have 14 cherry pops on record and you're gonna tell me I made a bad decision?

Have fun with your scrubbing, faggot. I'll live the grunt life any day over some POG shit in the chair force

>>733944724
USMC approves this message

>>733944526
A Msgt on /b/?
Classy

>>733931807
Don't do anything maintence related unless you enjoy long hours and no recognition. Busted knuckles and cancer causing chemicals. Busting your ass only to watch nonners get incentive flights and get step promoted.

>>733944724
OP here. Not this poster. Just responding casually trying to be helpful. On top of dumb shit posting.

>>733944724
>>733944774

Jarheads don't count towards my previous "all in good fun and take it in stride" comment. They pump those guys full of roids all day so they're physically most adept at punching terrorists to death.

But they're always angry.

3D1X3 here

>>733944949
I'm a Marine and you're half right. We get told all day to stay motivated all fucking day every fucking quarter. But we're definitely not angry all the time. Go watch some terminal lance on instagram. That's what the Corps actually is.

>>733934384
What's that smell? If ain't ammo you're waitin on em.

>>733945117
Aye 117. But still feel bad. You guys have to learn a lot of shit from a Cyber Op standpoint.

I wonder if any drill instructors/sergeants/TI's ever come on b

>>733936972
Keep our limbs and our sanity. Seriously how's your PTSD? You have thoughts about suicide don't you.

>>733945182

My post was an example of braches poling fun. I'm ex-AF but honestly I've always respected every branch of service. I will give it to the Marines though with by far the best goddamn looking uniforms of any branch, especially that dress uniform.

>>733945403
Doubt it. My MTI was a man of honor. I'm a piece of shit, but he was a good man,

>>733936972
>Damn Sgt. Maj, blues getting a little loose aren't they?

>>733945490
There's a reason we call them pantydropers

>>733937848
Can confirm, 2W1, never had to sleep in a hole in the ground. Italy Japan South Korea. All hotels in nice ritzy parts of town. Stayed in air conditions tents once. Still pretty dope.

>>733938856
You will be piss tested at meps, during basic and then randomly from then on.

>>733941720
Not too bad considering the army and Marines usually die or kill themselves the most. Fuckin pussies.

>>733943549
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Too many of you servicemen are getting far too angry at members of other branches. It's a sad state of affairs, really. Perhaps it's just the nature of posting on 4chan, but as members of the Armed Forces, you should at least treat one another with a bit more respect than this. I've been out for several years now, and I sincerely hope this isn't the attitude the average enlistee has outside of this place. It's disgraceful.

>>733946901
What are you gonna do? Pull my 341?

>>733947993
Immediate flashbacks. Thanks for the trip down memory lane anon. Probably the best comment that you could have made.

>>733948199
Where's your reporting statement?

>>733949376

I've been out of the Air Force for several years now. Back to civilian life and a lack of reporting statements and structure in my life now. I miss basic sometimes though, is that odd?

Did I really miss anything if I get injured and sent to med hold while in basic? Ended up getting Med boarded and got the GI bill and 10% disabled.

I do think about what might've happened if I did get to stay and play out my career. Really mixed feelings about whether im happy or not with leaving. I'm disqualified from rejoining any branch btw

>>733949587
I miss Lackland to be honest! Coming up on my one-year enlistment anniversary and I sort of miss the 'heart of the USAF' that Lackland was. Seems like a nice place to be stationed.

>>733949927
Ex-AF fag here. I got a medical discharge after being in for a while and I can sincerely state that with time, it has become apparent to me that it was the worst thing that's ever happened in my life. I would give anything to be back in.

>>733929467
https://youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY

>>733950039
Offult was a nicer base. Lakeland was impressive mainly because of the sheer size of the place, but there are much much better bases.

>>733950193
Lackland* I apologize. Autocorrect screwed me over on that one.

>>733950039
>>733950193
>>733950265
Samefagging hard here, but also you should look at Wright-Pat, which is probably the best base/installation in the entire United States, in my opinion.

>>733932518
>I prefer our modern uniforms

a chair force fag who likes ABUs over OCPs? you sound like yes-man SNCO

>>733950119
How long where you in? The only thing I experienced was basic for 5 months. I did enjoy it though. What did you miss the most?

>>733929701
Of course he does. He's OP.

>>733950467
Can't blame him. He just doesn't know any better. It is questionable taste on his part though.

>>733929467
Are things better, worse, or the same since they did away with don't ask don't tell?

>>733929467
Let us know when we're DEFCON 3, alright OP?

>>733929467
>Ama
Fuck off back to plebit

What base? My best friend is at eglin.

>>733950628
I miss the structure of it all the most. When I left for basic, I pretty much lost contact with most of my pre-military life, and upon discharge they had all either moved away or we grew too distant and different. I was in for a few years and I've been out for close to a decade now. Life moves on, but having the structure and comraderie that went along with working together with my fellow Airmen it is the biggest impact I've noticed on civilian life. I know that sounds like an overly simplified, cheesy and cliche answer but it isn't anything more exciting than that.

>>733938238

My NCOIC is on nights with me and he's really cool. We pretty much just talk about games and chill out between preventative maintenance.

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>>733929467
Show cock in uniform please?

>>733951075
eglin reporting in. nice place but not shit to do

>>733944526
>3E4X1
>smartest branch
>Water and Fuel Systems Maintenence
fuckin GENIUS over here

2w0 sah dudes

IYAAYAS

also someone write a new fucking chant this cheerleading shit is gay

>>733950703
No change as far as I can tell.

>>733951181

Yeah it's crazy once you're out of training and suddenly realize your superiors are actual human beings with hobbies, likes and dislikes, isn't it? I have a lot of respect for drill sergeant man. They have to put on that face every single goddamn day and you know deep down they're just another person who has to go home to their wives and children or enjoy their life for only a few hours before waking your ass back up at 4am. You went through basic for a while, and hey gotta go through it all the damn time. It has to be a rough fucking job.

>>733940093
Try again little faggot

>>733951466
Nonner.

>>733951618
pog

>>733951684
Quiet, pud.

>>733951906
what?