Easiest and cleanest way to kill myself

concrete shoes and a deep body of water

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>>733926994
Don't do it.

Hypoxia

heroin overdose, if you can get any. aside from that, hanging is instantaneous if you do it right. so is gunshot if you don't fuck it up

>>733926994
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation?wprov=sfla1

>>733927362

Will probably end up doing this appreciate it thanks

>>733927427

I am at a point where I need 4 chan to tell me to not do it
Which basically means that it's too late anyways but I appreciate it and am happy to see a spark of humanity on here


Thanks for all the other advice
Love you guys anon out

Tell your story op, what's driving you to kill yourself?

>>733926994
helium :)

I dare this thread to 404 before op hasn't told his story.

Even of you think your life is awful, there is still a lot of funny moments you can live, maybe with your family or anywhere on internet, please dont do it

>>733929111
even if*

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>>733926994
It's simple and foolproof. Just wait as long as possible. 70 or 80 more years is likely. The longer you go, the worse your chance of surviving is. No one has survived doing this method long enough.

Op, you still there?

I will try to post my story
Since english isn't my first language I ask to bear with me here

>As I was born my mom kicked out my dad since she wasn't happy with his plan of life for me
>She thought it would leave me at the same point my father was (and still is) which is without a job almost homeless and stoned 24/7
>My childhood was pretty normal even though I didn't have a father
>In primary school I developed mild anger issues (no clue from where, maybe my mom having to work all the time or some shit) not enough to catch real attention though
>Even back then I didn't have a real perspective for my future
>Mom let me decide which school I wanted to go to (was way too spoiled)
>Just joined this primary school since my best friend from kindergarten went there
>Same with Gymnasium
>Didn't care about school at all
>Didn't matter in primary school, still got A's and B's
>Really did matter in Gymnasium though
>Tried to try the first two years
>Met a dude who didn't care at all, befriended him and started to also stop trying to try
>Grades drop really low
>Climate at home got tough since my mom always wanted me to at least try so I could maybe get a decent job someday
>Really didn't care though, thought my dad can survive without doing anything why can't I ?
>Mom gets a new Boyfriend at this point
>Hated him for some fucking reason even though he was only ever nice to me and still tried to not push too hard
>Was forced to stay at his House every weekend since my mom wouldn't let me stay home alone and still wanted to spend time with him, saying I wouldn't be the one stopping her living her life
>At his house only ever play Computer and sleep on the floor next to it and refuse to leave the Office with the Computer in it
>Was fat and had low self esteem also at this time
>Wanted to loose weight
>Worked by almost never leaving the PC to eat and if only eating almost nothing
Post getting too long, continue ?

Also leaving out much minor shit that surely also contributed to me being messed up

Can you buy me some games on steam first?

>>733931530

Sorry dude pretty pretty much out of money

>>733931304
yeah continue

>>733931576
Ok kill yourself then

>>733931304
Du lebst in fucking Deutschland, hab ich nicht recht?

>>733926994
Jump off of a cliff or something similar. Don't worry too much about your skull and missing pieces. The experts can do magic these days. Go browse before and after fixed pics of victims of horrible death.

>hyperventilate in bath
>head under water after that
>repository drive will lose effect so just hold breath and wait to blackout.

>started to think about suicide since being spoiled and getting everything I ask for so maybe I will be happy is sooo bad
>Start to get underweight since I almost never leave my room
>Start to get scared of school since I got bullied
>Start to just think fuck it and don't even bother going
>Authorities get involved since I can't be bothered to go there the minimum hours a week
>Get threatened with a institution
>Mom is completely done at this point
>Can't even decide if I want to go or not just can't go to school
>As I was visiting said institution mentioned to one of the higher ups there that I wanted to kill myself
>Get to a mental ward in the hospital instead
>Doesn't help at all
>Never really opened up though
>Get thrown in kind of a supervised commune
>Doesn't help at all
>Never really leave my room or talk with anyone be it supervisor or other roommates
>Until they threaten me with going back to the hospital, since at least now I had my cell phone on me
>Start to get out a bit more again
>Make a bit of progress
>Start to loose progress
>Make a bit of progress
>That goes on and on for two and a half years
>At least always keep a bit of progress
>Can't really gain weight though
>Therefore still insecure about weight
>Still depressed
>At this point accept as kind of normal though
>Be happy to be depressed since my world view got way more rational through it
>Start to think about suicide regularly
>Decide to never actually do it
>New girl moves into commune
>Fall in love hard
>Third time falling in love, other two times never even tried to do anything
>Decide to kick at least my low self esteem in the ass
>We become really good friends pretty quickly
>Decide to tell a intern at the commune which I am very good friends with that I am going to ask her out for a date
>He tells me that he thinks that she is also into me, at least by what he saw of interactions between us two
>Ask her out she happily answers sure
>Don't get around to make concrete plans that day

>>733932136
No but Eurofag

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>its a "dumb child wants to kill himself for stupid childish reasons" thread

>>733934259
Op here can confirm it is

>>733934339
Just livestream it please, cmon.
Let /b/ enjoy your final moments.

i think maby OP killed himself

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>>733926994
waste your life on 4chin.

Love someone who will never love you back. That's how you do it OP.