Ask a bored casino security officer anything.

where do you work

what is your mother's name

>>733897121
A casino

>>733897153
Joanne

>>733897048
How often do people try to steal shit?

>>733897048
What happens when you catch someone cheating?

>>733897255
in what country

>>733897276
Fairly often. Usually 2 to 3 times a week per shift. Stealing people's money from machines is the most common. Also taking lost items and not returning them such as phones.
>>733897335
Our surveillance team informs us, if they have taken any money they pay restitution and are banned for life. If they can't pay the money, then we send out a notice to the county procescutor for theft.
>>733897336
USA

>>733897048
I've made money gains in online poker. What's the difference if I go to the casino? Also, what's the probability that someone cheats at my table?

>>733897748
what state

>>733897764
I'm not too familiar with online gambling but if you'really playing the tables it should be a similar experience. Cheating is seldom and is often caught immediately by survaillance.

>>733897888
I usually work in state of pure boredom. Sometimes anxiety though.

>>733897748
>if they have taken any money they pay restitution

Is this equal or greater than the amount they "stole"?

How crooked are the dealers (stacked shuffles and the like)

>>733897983
Equal to. The casino's methods for taking your money is much more subtle and psychological than just outright taking money.

are you, or is the casino connected in any way to the mob/underworld?

>>733898052
Being perfectly honest, not at all. The odds are already so stacked against the player we really have no reason to cheat.

how badly stacked are the odds for us?

which casino?

How often does the pit boss take cheaters to the back and beat the shit out of them and tell them to never come back?

>>733898141
No comment.

>>733898377
Depends on what you're playing. Slots are the worst though. With any modern slot, you're playing a programable machine. There's a machine on property that just hit a 20,000 dollar jackpot. For the first time in about 2 or so years.

>>733898702
To prevent casino liability we keep state troopers on site at all times. So that's their job, and it has happened on rare ocassions.

What level of surveillance is there usually? I mean - there's always gonna be a chance I'm watched whilst playing video roulette but does the machine report back anywhere itself if I'm feeding it big amounts of bills then betting on black and red to win with a dollar side bet on a random number?

>>733898816
>it has happened on rare occasions

God bless the boys in blue. Warms my heart to imagine some faggot getting taken to the back and having his teeth kicked in :)

funniest thing you've seen on the job?

>>733897048
Are you bored?

>>733898377
To expand on this with some table games, the odds are less worth the payout the higher you go. On a roulette table if you bet the 2-1 odds on red or black your chances are more around 60/40 instead of 50/50. But in a jackpot on a card table the odds are usually around 99.999/.0001 for a 200-1 payout.

>>733899048
Kicked out a drunk and he declared "I ain't been caught before and ain't getting caught now." Just before leaping over a guardrail and off a 20 ft drop. Breaking his spine. He tried to sue us a few weeks later.

>>733897748
I didn't think they had machines that paid coins anymore.

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>>733897048
Does this guy work there

What does your casino do to watch for card counting and what are the consequences?

How much do you get paid?
What education was required?
Do you enjoy your work?

>>733897048
Tell us everything you know about mafia influence on the casino.

>>733897048
How's it feel working for a bunch of drunk redskinned jew wannabe savages?

>>733897048
Have you ever been told to fuck a man's ass after he was counting cards/cheating at the table?

Was you paid over time or is it part of the job?

>>733899263
They dont. They give tickets now. Making it very easy to hit the "cash out" button and take off with the ticket.
>>733899263
Giving them a meal comp as a way of saying "get off the table get a meal and try it again." Then usually they'll force a shuffle and see if anyone says anything. Worst case scenerio you get pulled off and taken to the gaming office for a discussion.
>>733899471
12.50 per hour
Just a gaming license and a security license.
Generally I do. It's fun to hang out in the casino and be socialable whie also enforcing the rules and regulations.

>>733899760
I work for a casino that Is a part of a larger entertainment company owned by a white canadian.

Ever fucked around on the job? Or gotten in any kind of trouble?

>>733900326
>>733899706
Replied to the wrong post on this one.

>>733900417
Yeah I fuck around a lot on slow days. Never been in any trouble other than a verbal warning or two.

>>733901248
In the end, was taking this job worth it?

>>733901444
I'd say so. Pays well enough. Im getting my emt license finished up soon and they'll bump up my pay a couple bucks and I'll help with all the old people and their constant medical needs so I can throw that on a resume.

>>733897048
You probably work for MGM. Fuck that corporate disease.

>>733902137
I actually dont. I work for pinnacle.

>>733898141
Haha, right. That's when casinos were great. That's long gone.