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Surprisingly, or not surprisingly, that's a penis. I know, I was shocked at first.

Are you the guy with the truth or dare and the sister and room mates

>>733896557
hey you are the dude with monster cock who cucked his dad.

>>733896979
lol wot?

>>733896979
Are you telling me he's a real-life motherfucker?

>>733897070
Cucked is too much.
I am just a lot bigger tha him. and I heard my mum boasting about my cock in quite a graphic fashion

>>733896557
GIRTH

>>733897164
More like sister fucker

>>733897187
story time. Sit around children. OP go to tell us a tale.

>>733897284
lol wot?

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>>733897329
>>733897164
Theres not much to say really. I have said most of it on /b/ before.

She walked in on my having a piss. Was shocked by my size (apparently my dad basically has a micropenis). She shocked and worried. Kept nagging me to go the doctor in case I had a hormone thing or a tumor. She kept bitching that she need to see it. So I gave up and showed her. She looked it asked a few question, turned it over a bit. Then it was all done. She just told me she was worried becuase she hadn't seen one like it before.

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>>733897668
Anyway I was hidinig in my room. a few week later three of her friends came over and one of them was boasting about seeing her daughter bf huge dong. My mum then pipes up and tells her that I am three/4 times the size of my dad's erect cock flaccid. Like giving dimensions and shit.
All the mum's then went crazy with questions and shit , my mom answered a few of them. She was oddly specific about my size.

>>733897668
What she was holding it?
Did you get a cheeky HJ?

>>733898032
is that flaccid?

>>733898032
questions?

>>733898032
Specific. Like did she get your size right?

>>733898032
Nigga whats going on in your armpits

And wtf is wrong with your mother and her friends

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>>733898189
yes
>>733898391
Yeah she got almost dead right. non-bone-pressed. Flaccid and hard
>>733898326
How big is it?
Had she tried it?
Can they see it?
Do I have a gf?
Whats it look like?
Does he have big balls? (I thought that one weird,, do women like big balls.)
Do I walk around naked?
How ddid she it?
That sort of shit, it went for ages

>>733898607
He got hairy armpits. Dont you nigga?

>>733898685
do you think she guessed it size?
Or more likely snuck in at night and had quick go on it?

>>733898752
If I don't shave for half a year then I do
Hygene bruh

>>733898942
Hygiene? just wash it.

>>733898685
Any of your mom's friend tried to hve a go?
Whats you mom look like?

>>733898685

How many girls have you fucked and how many loved it vs. hated it

>>733898032
Christ imagine bein this fucker's dad

>>733896557
Nice ass.

Lmao at that fluid build up. Guess you just bought your first pump and want to show off your 2 hours of gains?

Is it a water pump or air? The swelling under your penis head is a dead give away of fluid build up. (edema)

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>>733898076
She sort picked it up and turned it over, inspecting it. no hj
>>733898852
Guessed I think. Although I do wear these pyjamas (I rushed to take a pic), but I do usually sleep with tucked.
>>733899136
No and Kinda like a slightly smaller titted milena velba.
>>733899157
59 and had 4 give up because of the size. Generally THey all love it .

>>733899577
is she hot? Big tits?
Would you if you got the chance?
Anythig happen since?
DOes she keep trying to walk in on you?

>>733899577
how the fuck have you managed to fuck 59 chicks? where the hell do you meet them?

how old are you dude

>>733899577

How many of them have you been able to get all the way inside?

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>>733899792
1. sort of
2. Huge, monsters
3. No, although as I mentioned last time she has started sunbathing more, and got some new bikinis rather than one-pieces. she bought me these to wear (pic) for swimming. No comments on why.
She has tried to be more open about sex with me, likein asking if I have enough condoms. and what sort of women I like?

>>733899911
CLubs
I do some cucking stuff
bars
friends
Firends of friends
I get good word of mouth.

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>>733896557


LOL!! NICE TROLL. THAT DICK BELONGS TO A GAY DUDE ON LPSG.HE PUMPS AND CLAMPS TO GET IT THAT THICK.NICE TRY THOUGH.

IT'S CRAZY HOW THESE FAT FUCK 12 YEAR OLDS LOVE MUMMY AND DICK STORIES.

>>733899911
With that sort of tool. He can just helicopter it in public, and pussy will congregate

>>733899911


HE DIDN'T THE REAL DUDE WHO POSTS ON LPSG IS 100% FAG.

>>733900290
bra size?
HOw do you wear underwear? It must gettin he wai?

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THIS THREAD T IS A TROLL. THE GUY IN THE PIC IS A KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL ON LPSG.

>>733900435
lul

Is it naturally that large? If not, what did you use? Is it easy to get erections? How hard can you get?

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THIS THR EAD T IS A TROLL. THE GUY IN THE PIC IS A KNOW N HOMOS EXUAL ON LPS G.

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>>733899393
nah dude I just have a large head. Completely natural.

>>733900598
NO. THE REAL DUDE IS A FAG ON NEWART AND LPSG.HE CLAMPS AND PUMPS. HE'S ONE OF THE EXTREME GUYS

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>>733900647


HINT: THE REAL DUDE DID DR.LAURIA INJECTIONS.AT LEAST GET HIS STORY RIGHT

>>733900710
>DR.LAURIA INJECTIONS
>>733900668
I literally have no clue what you are on about.

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>>733900779


op is a fraud . probably a fat 12 year old like 99% here who are obsessed with mummy and dick stories. he stole pics from another site and now posted them here.

>>733900290
Do you wank to her?
or milena velba?

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>>733900898
no, but i do love milena. Would love to see her tak a huge cock

>>733900863
I have seen him timestamp on here before talking about his sister

>>733901081
how about you post a timestamp or stop pretending to have a huge dick?

>>733901164
>implying anyone cant save those pics and repost

>>733901164


NO YOU HAVEN'T SAME FAG.

>>733901233


HE SEEN NOTHING. REAL DUDE IS ON NEWART ALL THE TIME. HE'S A FULL BLOWN FAG,

these photos are misterthickdick from lpsg, chaturbate, xhamster, etc.

>>733901313
learn to read dipshit autismo im on your side (not the gay one tho)

>>733901382
NOKIDDING FAT FUCK FACE

>>733898032
And you DIDN'T fuck any of them? Wew lad...

lpsg dot com slash members slash misterthickdick.393815

pornhub dot com slash users slash misterthickdick

misterthickdick dot tumbler dot com

etc.

>>733901669


THANK YOU I WAS TOO LAZY TO LOOK.THE REASON HIS HEAD IS SO THICK IS THAT OVER TIME THE FAT INJECTIONS MOVE TO THE END OF YOUR DICK MAKING IT DEFORMED.

>>733901759
>>733901453
KYS capslockfaggot

>>733901856
>misterthickdick


NO,KILL YOURSELF FAT FUCK 12 YEAR OLD LONELY FAT ASS. SORRY ABOUT RUINING YOUR FANTASY BUT YOU KNOW...SUICIDE IS AN OPTION.

You faggots should all do yourself a favor, focus on the thread and OP.
Fucking ignore that desperate fuck who will quote everyone including his fucking self for attention. It's not that hard to do....

>>733902055


FOCUS ON WHAT FAT FUCK?

A FRAUD 300 POUND 12 YEAR OLD THAT WANTS TO FUCK HIS MUMMY?

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>>733901988
>>733901759
>>733901313
>>733901237
>>733900710
>>733900668
>>733900613
>>733900544
>>733900435

I have a serious question. How did you get so personally involved in this story of some dude's big cock online? Why so emotional about it?

>>733902381


THE DUDE HE STOLE THE PICTURES FROM IS MOST LIKELY DEAD YOU DUMB FUCK.

I LOVE RUINING YOUR FANTASIES YOU FAT 12 YEAR OLDS. LEAR THIS: MUMMY WON'T FUCK YOU.NOT NOW.NOT EVER. GET OVER IT.

>>733900435
This. You can see how engorged the foreskin is at the tip. He's been pumping, it only lasts a few hours till your cock shrivels back to its normal size. This guy could still be bigger than average mind you.

>>733902605
>You can see how engorged the foreskin is at the tip.


WRONG. HE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUDES TO DO FAT INJECTIONS. OVER TIME THEY MOVE TO THE TIP SO YOU GET A DEFORMED COCK.

THE DUDE IS MOST LIKELY DEAD NOW. HE WAS SUICIDAL AND SAID HE WOULD KILL HIMSELF AND DISAPPEARED FROM ONLINE 2 YEARS AGO.

>>733902740
This isn't true.

The guy was broadcasting like a month ago.

The OP is a fake but the actual dude is still camming, posting pics, etc. around the net.

>>733902820


NOT NEW ONES. MISTERTHICKDICK HAS BEEN MIA FOR 2 YEARS. TRUST ME, I TALKED TO HIM ALL THE TIME. HIS BROTHER SAID HE "WENT TO RUSSIA" WHICH IS BS. HE COMMITTED SUICIDE.

>>733902897

He literally streams on chaturbate, you fool.

>>733902937


SURE HE DOES FAT FUCK.

>>733903033

chaturbate dot com slash misterthickdick

insufferable dipshit

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>>733902469
You're emotional because he died but had a big cock and now you're upset?

>>733902055
Is he crazy or something? I always see him in every thread. Fucking dumb too, i wonder who he thinks he's foooling with. Anyone can see the number of posters.

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HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY DICK...MY MUMMY WAN TS TO FUCK MY FAT ASS BECAUSE I AM SO IN LOVE WITH HER. FELL IN LOVE WHEN HOME SCHOOLED ME.

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>>733903172
>>733903092
>>733903091

SAME FAGGING...OH PO' WITTLE BWABY. RUINED YET ANOTHER OF HIS I WANT TO FUCK MUMMY THREADS

>>733902740
>>733902605

looks like bathmate. I see the donut ring on the end of his dick

>>733903091


NOT SAME GUY FUCK FACE LOSER LONELY FAT DUDE.

THE OP'S STOLEN PIC BELONG TO MRTHICKDICK IN GERMANY, NOT USA FAT FUCKING LONELY LOSER.

You dumb fucks shouldve known I was larping when I said she held it and turned it over. My own MUM???

Stupid fucking kids.

>>733896557
how does it feel to not be able to fuck the 90% of girls you sleep with? at least no to the deepest.

>>733903468
HE DOESN'T CARE FATTY. HE FUCKS DUDES.

>>733903441


THESE FAT 12 YEAR OLDS SIMPLY ADORE THE MUMMY/BOY TREADS. THEY CAN'T RESIST. THE ONLY CHANCE THEY GET FUCKED IS FROM THEIR MUM. THEY ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT HAPPENS.

>>733903468
also by the pictures I can tell you can get 100% hard.

Seriously, your dick looks more like a penance than a blessing.

>>733903520
how? anus is less flexible than vaginas. it's impossible.

>>733903618


HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? THIS IS A PROVEN FAKE NIGGER.

>>733903618
i meant you cant

>>733903682
ASK YOUR DAD.

>>733898942
Hahahahahaha haha fucking faggot

>>733903172
Just give a big ignore. Some people are that lonely and sad in real life, internet is his only safe space. Who knows, probably need meds to keep his sanity. I filtered every fucking keywords he likes to use so the main page is free from his shits. Wish 4chan lets us block users, much better.

>>733903847


cringe. stop talking to yourself dude.u sound more retarded than caps lock fag

>>733896557
dude, did u just born with that massive dick or u maked some exercise?

I pump my penis every day. I do warmup and PE and then I pump for 3*10 minutes.

I have gained almost an inch in circumference and more than 1.5 inches in length. My girlfriend likes to brag about it to her girlfriends, then come home and tell me about it. When they come over, they constantly look at my bulge while I'm cooking or just standing looking in a different direction.

I was born larger than average, but I made myself a near monster.

>>733903847
I don't know how to use filters. I tried but didn't work.

>>733900290
Can we see it hard?