friday cunts

My penis is circumcised.

>>733884023
I browse /b/

>>733884084
Uncircumcised

Hillary for president 2016

Are you into vore ?

do you enjoy anal?

>>733884023
What the fuck is wrong with her forehead?

>>733884111
Anon...

Yes, i liek mudkips

>>733884023
Jews were boycotting Germany

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>>733884023
Tips fedora,,, my lady

>>733884023
Will you marry me?

Ill infect your genitals

>>733884023
I really like you

>>733884023
You got nice tits

>>733884023
Taco Bell for dinner?

Get in the van

>[ruins date in 4 words]
>she replies with "Jews did 9 11"

date saved

I love your sister

I have a micropenis

you about size twelve?

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DO YOU SUCK LOGS

I drive a renault

Hitler did nothing wrong

my wife is calling

You have any money?

Make me a sandwich.

Want to play EVE?

my name is moot

>>733884023

Lets have a baby.

I always cum second.

She'll have a salad.

She can have water.

>>733884023
Are 4 inches enough?

>>733884023
Children are so sexy.

>>733884023
My daughter got bigger.

>>733884023
I love little boys

>>733886070
u sure do

>>733884023
test

>>733884111
Kek

Mornin' ! Got the day off, just did my nice fat Friday morning shiot of dope and took half a xanax,'bout to falll back asleep.

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>>733884084
You're just not alpha enough to pull that off.

Hey, Do you swallow?

>>733884238
That's 8 words

help find my puppy?

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u have fidget spinner?

>>733884023
Like fuck i'm paying.

Let's split the bill

I like Drake's music

>>733884023
She's a cunt this is her http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3670166/Court-OKs-trial-girl-texted-boyfriend-urging-suicide.html

I fucked your mom

My dick is ready

>>733886673
I fucked your dogs

Bitches ain't shit, amirite?

I can't count

mind if i do?

Were you born female?

trump deserved to win

Your sister is hotter

test

i support donald trump

Ever been on 4chan?

>>733884023
>>733884023
My penis is tiny

>>733884023
>I enjoy playing Overwatch
>I enjoy watching anime
>I enjoy browsing 4chan
>I am an American
>I voted for Clinton
>I voted for Trump
>I smoke menthol cigarettes

>>733884023

You go to college?

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I am african american

>how was your day?

My boyfriend is here

>>733884023
Your thighs are fat

I respect ALL women.

wear this crash helmet

wow! should've brought condoms

ugly af tbh fam

>>733886317
fuck off nigger

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Dunno man, I look to good to ruin a date. Women get insta-wet when they see me. No matter what I say they will continue to worship me. Yes.

All women are whores.

>>733887286
u look like a candle wax museum exhibit

>>733887286
Yes... that is totally you.. We all know you just googled transman or something like that and picked the weirdest one you found.

"Three out of ten"

>Hello, I am anon.

Sadly this is all it takes to ruin a date. Whenever I enter any bar I can see girls hoping and wishing that I'm not their date. As soon as I introduce myself the fear turns into disappointment and the date might as well end right there and then.

>>733887373
No, it is actually a picture that appeared on /b/ in 2008. I cropped it for trolling reasons and can't find the original anymore. There should be more pictures of the dude, but they completely disappeared. I really want to find them.

>>733887684
Are you short or ugly? Or both?

>>733887782
Not short, just ugly, and perhaps I smell bad too, honestly not sure.

She eats your cum and says " that tastes gross"
You say ' i know it does".

How is babby formed?

>>733884023
i fucked your cat

can you smell aids?

>>733884023
do you wear strapon

>>733887992
No you say "it's just my herpes"

You bring your daughter?

Shit it's my ex

I'm on day release

Answers phone: "Hi, Babe."

>>733886576
this is awesome, mate.

>>733884023
Rape culture isn't real.

>>733884023
Fuck patriarchy-- my cock.

DON'T TOUCH MY FRIES!

I came in that

>>733884023
Can I has cheezburgers

>>733884023
>ruin a first date
6/07/17 12am

>>733884023

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

>>733884023

That Manchester bombing huh

>>733884023
Hi, how are you?

The Donovan Party's cool.

>>733884023
Fucking nigger kike cunt

I only vote democrat

I respect Donald Trump

>>733884023
Do you like pegging?

Sadly. No good way to broach that subject.

>>733886317
Your summer is showing newfag.

>>733889822
lol

>>733884023
Sorry about my penis.