Ask a psychopath anything. Pic not really related.

Kill yoself

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>>733862163
Why are you such an edgy little cunt?

Self diagnosed?

You must have just turned 12 and got a fidget spinner for your birthday.

I'm a self proclaimed sociopath, AMA?

>>733862163
why are you willingly giving up your time for us?

>>733862688
why aren't you a self proclaimed king?

Do you suck dick? Do you like dead dick?

>>733862638
Your que3stion wasn't directed at me but yes I own a fiddgit spinner. I enjoy it very much.

>>733862163
Prove you're a psychopath bitch
.

>>733862782
I'm like Neo from the matrix, I'm waiting for something...

>>733862697
Because I'm drunk

>>733862907
for the message from some african prince relative?

>>733862638
Nope

>>733862837
I own 3, even bought my GF one and she enjoys it.

>>733862163
Highly doubt your a psychopath. We picture proof with timestamp captain egdelord.

Some stranger diagnosed me as a psychopath AMA

>>733863157
Are you a psychopath?

>>733862782
Too much like hard work. Also who the fuck proclaims themselves as shit like that unless they're an idiot?

>>733863135
An online test is still a self diagnoses.

>>733863239
I don't know, according to a stranger I am so I guess I'll be taking over this thread. I'm a psychopath

>>733862801
Yah totally

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>>733863098
Fuck knows?
I'll tell you when I get there anon.

>>733862163
Height and weight?

>>733863149
Extremely satisfying, aren't they?

>>733862163
When was the first time you manipulated an individual?

>>733862163
This thread is dead. Op is a faggot. You're all new fags. Should have sage this a long time ago. Leave

>>733863303
6'7", approx 185 lb

>>733863380
Yes, but for fidgeting, not just being a retard and watching them spin.

I've read they can detect that with a brain scan now.

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>>733863245
A sociopath does.

>>733863245
you seem to have forgotten where you are, sir

>>733863486
Agreed!
If you can't do it on one hand and swap fingers GTFO!

>>733863456
Knowingly, while thinking about it? Can't remember. Probably been doing it for a while.

>>733863500
rs niBBa

>>733863456
He only kills them. You're thinking of sociopath.

a person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior. Synonyms - madman, lunatic, maniac, killer, retard,

>>733863482
>Tall skinny lanky fuck.
>psychopath

Topkek
I'm 6'3" 220lbs
I will fuck you up Faggot.

>>733863738
6'1"
Never bothered getting weighed in over 10 years or 10 tears.
I'll fuck you up anon.
I enjoy picking heavy things up.

>>733863962
Like your mom. Kek

>>733863738
Not the same anon but your weight wouldn't stop a bullet or help against getting stuck.

>>733862163
Do you believe that psychological diagnosis are just a bullshit label loophole for anyone not fit for society? For example personality disorders can classify someone as a b or c with one or more of conditions specified.

So does it really mean anything what doctors say you are because its all still pretty much a guessing game?

>>733862163
Show livestream of you hurting someone. Prove you're a psychopath. I don't believe you you sound like 13 year old faggot.

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>>733864045
Your mum amuses me more TBH.

>>733863704
Untrue. One who feels no or little empathy towards other human beings. Generally inclusive of lack of fear, high self-assertiveness, poor control of impulses, and tendencies towards manipulation. Nothing to do with (a) physical characteristics or (b) murder. Stupid stereotype = stupid stereotype

>>733863738
>Topkek
>I'm 6'3" 220lbs
>I will fuck you up Faggot.

I'm 6'5" 300lbs
Ill will fuck you up Faggot

>>733864358
how do you get this kind of captcha?

>>733864530
Nobody tell this newfag lord.

>>733864395
This.
There are some psychopath that look perfectly normal, they don't even hurt people in a any way.
Also, the distinction between sociopath and psychopath is source of debate in the psychiatric community.

>>733864467
>I'm 6'2" and 350 ILBS and ill fuck you up faggot

>>733864186
Why? I have no reason to hurt anyone at present. I don't generally do things that have no benefit to me.

>>733864667
but i want to an oldfag

>>733863738
>>733864467
>>733864901
>I'm 6'3 400lbs and will fuck all of you faggots.

>>733864911
It can't be taught, it has to be earned.

>>733865133
>9'5 master race
>600lbs
Fucking normies, I can kill any of you with my eyes closed.

>>733862163
how sharp is your edge?

>>733865143
um, how do you earn something like this?

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>>733865262
I will kill you!

>>733865348
Dick pic with you fiddle spinner on your bell end would be a good start?

>>733864148
Interesting question - I was expecting significantly more shitposting. Full disclosure: as a britfag, I have been classified by the NHS as having both APD and NPD. While a simple google search will tell you that 'psychopathy' is not something that is diagnosed, this pattern of behaviour is consistent with what is generally seen as psychopathic, assuming what I've said in an earlier post.

>>733863283
how does it feel?

>>733865751
It doesn't feel like anything, I couldn't care less :^) I'm actually interested in getting a professional "test" for sociopathy though, online tests are BS.

>>733862163
How do you approach friendship?

>>733865600
>tfw have no camera, not even a working phone
maybe oldfag next time

why did you make this about me?

https://vimeo.com/210862415

>>733865701
Britfag here too, I got v& to the nutty house on Monday. I was let out and given a 20 mile taxi ride home at the taxpayers expense by Tuesday.
True story bro.

>>733865945
There are people I enjoy spending time with so I spend time with them. The more enjoy their company, the more, on average, I spend time with them.

>>733865133
>I'm 6'0 150lb and I'll break your fucking leg faggot

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>>733865939
>online tests are BS.
If you say so boss...

>>733865970
Bet you don't even have a fiddle spinner faggot!

>>733866171
I don't get caught breaking the law. I was diagnosed because my parents took me to the doctors when I was younger. I've been, ostensibly, a model citizen since then.

>>733866568
yeah, you unmasked me.
is there any hope for me still left?

>>733866489
Nice file name. Give me the link and I'll check it out. All I've found are bullshit quizzes with no validity tests or actual clinical relevance. Like those stupid 5 question tests like "am I a psychopath" genuinely interested in taking a more realistic test if that makes sense

>online tests don't count as professional diagnosis either, boss

>>733866584
Same here,
I disobediently took the day off work and went and sat under a tree with at the bottom of the field.
I took my belt, stella, vodka and phone.
I rang Samaritans but they was all shit.
Next thing 2 retards in florescent yellow turned up.

>>733866917
I think it was breakthough

>>733866767
Nope, not until your mummy or daddy invest in a fiddle spinner for you.

>>733867357
oh noes!

>>733867187
Is that the site name? I'll check it out and post results ina. Few minutes

>>733867075
Are you sure you aren't just depressed? The symptoms can be similar - if you feel like your emotions are somewhat muted that could be it.

>>733867522
Yes google should find it for you anon.

>>733867560
I'm very depressed... Why else would you sit under a tree with copious amounts of alcohol and a belt.... Then have the coppers turn up and v& you?

>>733867881
Didn't find it, just the usual 20 questions and we'll determine if you're a sociopath type bullshit again.

>>733868107
Well it's gonna be a 20 questions thing every time anon.
If you pay a specialist, all they're gonna do is fill out the 20 questions for you whilst you sit a jibber BS.
Just take the test and post your results.
Last time other anons got alot higher than me.

>>733868502
Sure, I'll take the first test I see and post results on a couple mins. Just remember it's completely useless and clinically irrelevant in real diagnosis

>>733868619
>Well it's gonna be a 20 questions thing every time anon.
>If you pay a specialist, all they're gonna do is fill out the 20 questions for you whilst you sit a jibber BS.
>Just take the test and post your results.

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>>733868619
HERe it is. About as relevant as one of those stupid buzzfeed "which fruit are you" quizzes

>>733868826
See
>>733868847

>>733862163
How often do you lie or manipulate others?

>>733867881
Well I would urge you to seek help for your problem then. NHS is fairly shite but if you have some money saved up or family/friends supporting you then private services are better. If not then just keep harassing the NHS until they give you an appointment - the receptionists will just get pissed off enough to make your appointment earlier. They'll give priority if you're suicidal and if you say you are you should get an appointment within a day or two.

>>733868847
FFS anon you really are mentally challenged!
breakthrough dot c
o
m

>>733868960
Daily. I don't really mean to but lying is just easier than telling the truth. People are easy to influence, especially if they're not especially intelligent.

>>733865262
>19'13
>12,200lbs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>733862163
are you psychopathic (symptoms develop later in life) or sociopathic (symptoms developed during birth)?

What made you decide to shut down the emotional part of your brain? Was it a coping device, or did you feel a lack of compassion due to your horrible family?

>>733869245
I'm already in the the system and know how to work the system.

I got v& and had phyco anaylisis in a few hours (I even sweet talked the nutty profs into letting me have my fiddle spinner and let me smoke in the yard)

My Dr saw me the same morning my mummy rang up and told them she wanted me to switch Dr.

I got this shit bro, trust me.
No pakis so far either!

>>733869939
Thats not what a sociopath is you fucking retarded motherfucker. Sociopathy was the now defunct term used as psychologists believed psycopathy was developed from environmental factors. Which it is not. Go pretend to be educated somewhere else.

>>733869596
WRONG!

Tell the truth and manipulate that instead.
Much easier.

https://youtu.be/IcrbM1l_BoI

This thread is beneath me.

>>733863738
6'3" 301 lbs I win I will fuck all of ur boi puzzies

>>733870262
I didn't want to go into the nuance. Half-truth is of course the easiest. You can't manipulate the actual truth without it becoming half-truth. But people are far more likely to believe you when you're telling it - make your lie as close to the truth as possible.. Another very good way of dealing with being caught lying is simple denial. Most people don't expect you to continue saying the same thing if they think they have evidence that it's false. If you just keep going it freaks people out because they begin to become insecure in themselves and what they know. *Only works if people don't distrust you*

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>>733871104
>>733871104
I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

>>733869939
Your definitions are meaningless and have no medical basis. If you read my earlier comments, you will see that my true diagnosis is of Antisocial Personality Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder, which combine to form a behavioural pattern consistent with the older definition of 'psychopathy'. Neither 'psychopath' or 'sociopath' are true medical terms - I used the former as a way of describing my condition that was more understandable to the layman.

>>733871179
>I am white.
>I am fat and white.
Is either of them a "half truth" anon?

Liers just talk too much.

>>733862163

It's called a cluster B personality disorder you fucking ignoramus

>>733863555

Having a personality disorder doesn't mean you're a fucking moron. Most surgeons are pretty far down the sociopathy spectrum and you don't see them sitting around pulling their dicks and bragging about how low empathy they are.

>>733872030
Funnily enough, I know that. And I have addressed this in the thread. I just feel that it's easier to say 'psychopath' than explain the two cluster b personality disorders I've been diagnosed with.

>>733871756
I have no idea what you're talking about. If you rephrase your question/argument in a legible way I may be able answer/address it.

>>733873037
Who's fatter, me or a peanut?

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>>733872262
No, but replying to the wrong anon to state your argument makes you a moron.
... Just saying....

>>733862279
Could you pls repost that in the form of a question?

>>733862163
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

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>>733872262
>>733873926
>>733874074
Has any of my fellow .....paths ether noticed that once a thread gets to a certain point, you get this wave of newfags replying to the top comments asif they're trolling plebdit?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>733875328
Excellent question anon!