My first escort, help a /b/rother out. Trips decides if I go

>>733859502
Don't do more than 30, they will rob you

>>733859598
30 minutes

Ask what those fucking acronyms stand for lol

>>733859502
This seems fake as shit...is probably cops

>>733859502
ask to record it so it isn't illegal

Do it. I had no real problems with girls and started seeing escorts after stumbling on a back page thread here.

Never looked back since. It changed my life massively for the better.

Do it for yourself.

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>>733859678

>>733859502
Damn I just learnt a lot of Sex work related acronyms, she sounds fun

>>733859502

I've never heard any of this hooker slang before, wtf? First off, ask her what all that crackhead babble means before you pay for it.

>>733859678
Cum in mouth
Dining at the y (eat cunt)
deep french kiss
girl friend experience
don't know msog
porn star experience

>>733859753
Not true, person paying needs to be different than person receiving service.

Also judges can tell that this was done to circumvent prostitution so will throw it out, will need to appeal it at the very least.

>>733859753
think she will include it with the pse?

>>733859804
Holy Shit are you trolling her or were the accent questions for real?

>>733859804
This is a fucking cop dude, no smart hooker is this open about shit with a complete stranger...did she get you verified ahead of time?

>>733859943
totes trolling my dude. Needed some kekles, had a rough day.

>>733859502
100 is too cheap, unless you are in Europe...which still seems low IMO

>>733859984
first escort/hooker, explain verified

>>733860084
Oh yeah, I'm an idiot...that's when a provider will get information from other providers you have been with before setting something up....usually only time they are this open about shit.

>>733860077

yeah, I'm almost broke and could probably afford a hooker for 100€ for an hour.
I've heard it's more like 200-250€ here.

>>733859502
You need to ask for a timestamp, or ask her to make a peace sign

>>733860174
nah man, just hit me up on a dating app and she had a kik in her profile.

Hey anons, should I ask to see the merchandise before I make a decision for keks?

>>733860241
Yeah, wasn't sure, thought maybe because you guys have less spending money their prices would be lower but idk.

>>733860336
um...duh

>>733859502
bareback blowjob and deep french <3

hope she don't have something weird

>>733860281
>>733860475
Now we wait

op, get time stamp tit/puss pic to make sure she not cop

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>>733860789
Op is autistic, can confirm

I saw a regular i use today 200 for an hour for me so you got a good deal i alwahs get half off though beacuse i got acid deals

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No go anons? Still no trips.

>>733860807
Not perfect, could just been a cop who got them pics from an actual hooker earlier that day.

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>>733859804

>I assume Greek and Russian are accent

Where located? I'd do it if local to me. Whats kik?

>>733860858
This is what i recomend Anon if your serious check here for reviews helps make sure no cops and not ripoffs
https://www.theeroticreview.com

>>733861054
bail nigger, can help you find one on backpage fam.

>>733861118
Fargo, ND. Next dubs I drop her kik

>>733861054
What's your kik faggot I will help you get a good hooker

>>733860336
>>733860475

Wtf modt escorts aren't going to send you extra set of pictures just to verify herself for you. She will may stop talking to you soon because you're wasting her time.

Additionally, she won't generally verify you depending on where she found you. In my experience, only the higher end agency girls/independents will ask for any sort of verification.

Right now I don't see anything out of the ordinary tbh.

>>733861155
checked, help a /b/rother blow his load, although if I were patient I could just fuck a girl I know in a few days.

>>733859502
do it

>>733861054
Asking for a photo id is bullshit

If I was a prostitute I'd tell you to fuck off too

I don't know if you are some serial killer rapist who wants to stalk me and then blackmail me into free sex

Timestamp will be sufficient with her face in the pic, you fucking autist

>>733861145
Yeah this is me

>>733861260
That's not true, so many fakes now it is very common to get additional pictures or facetime before meeting.

>>733861054
Anon send kik to cqegysmy at sharklazers.com will ping you there, have access to theeroticreview will help you find a high quality hoe in your area...you wont get fucked over m8.

>>733861246
should I drop my kik for help from my fam, and her kik for keks? Next dubs

>>733861553
Dude drop her kik for the keks
And yeah that will be easier than me waiting on the guerillamail, fuck that shit.

>>733861551
Meant I have access to that site not that it was me

>>733859502
Tell her you love her

>>733861551
Did you pay anon i did pretty helpful it sucks theres just not many in my area fuck PA

>>733861747
I pay for like a month, get a few good numbers and then cancel, then get it again like 6 months later...still have sub to it now....stopped getting backpage hoes they are too variable.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdaoe4hbMso

My man, if you are in the US, that is a trap.

US hookers rarely ever text. When they do, they don't just come out and say shit like that.

That's a copy trying to get you to show up.

Don't be a fucking idiot.

I've been with dozens of hookers from the internet.

That's a fucking trap.

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>>733861699
dubs have been dropped.

Trisha.inman18
Go ham boys!

>>733861923
*cop

>>733861923
Yeah that's what I'm telling this guy...and the price is fucking retarded.

>>733861958
also, post results. Got some popcorn and I am going to enjoy this.

>>733861847
Yeah i do pretty much the same. I had the same prob with bp actually found a cop herd them in the backround when i was talking to the chick

>>733859678

Greek - anal
bbbj - bareback blowjob
cim - cum in mouth
daty - dining at the y (you can eat her pussy)
dfk - deep french kissing
gfe - girlfriend experience
msog - multiple shots on goal (cum multiple times, time's not up after one pop)
pse - pornstar experience
russian - tit fucking

The use of all those things very bluntly makes me think she's law enforcement - most escorts won't discuss services over text / email like that, in my experience. You can discuss in person, sometimes you can discuss over the phone, but in general, they don't like written records.

300 for 3 hours / 100 for 1 hr seems REALLY low for a good escort. In Boston, you're looking at 200+ for one hour, usually. And that's incall (you go to her) - she's offering incall or outcall (she comes to you) with no price differential.

If it seems to good to be true, it usually is. She's probably either law enforcement, or a strung out crackhead.

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>>733861958
What's your kik jew, I'm actually going to fucking help you

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Kek

>>733862319
I fucking hate it when faggots don't read ahead

>>733862338
Oh wow I can just post here...what is wrong with my brain...

What's your city anon?

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>>733859502
Bro 300$ for 3 hours is so cheap. Don't do it avoid at all costs. Just go onto rubmaps find a brothel and so yourself a favor. I've never had whores say shit like this, this is a big red flag they never talk about what they do

>>733862338
sent man, I put lasers instead of lazers like a faggot

>>733862402

Trying to give OP some heads up that he's probably texting with law enforcement, or a scam artist. Answering a question on the way.

Suck a cock, ignore the post if you don't like it, faggot.

>>733862505
Fargo, ND man, shout out to my fellow anons in Fargo area btw

anon unless you feel like maybe getting arrested, just rub one out and stand the fuck down.

>>733862633
I was just being a troll man, nice dubs

>>733862344

Exactly... shit is sketchy as fuck if she can't provide timestamps.

Snapchat would pretty much eliminate any possibility of a trap / setup. Don't do it OP, it's definitely sketchy as fuck,,,, sounds scary.

>>733862344
Christ you're a fuckin loser. It's no wonder you're looking at escorts in the first place.

>>733862900

You're a fucking retard, if the bitch can't legit timestamp anything or prove that it's her via snapchat, no need to risk that kinda shit.

You've clearly never met a chick over the internet before you fucking cuck.

>>733859502
Pls drop her contact info

>>733862669
Actually...realized might be better not to post on here and have a bunch of shitlords look up the info and call her to death will fuck your chances....

>>733863133
This lets get her to admit she's a cop

>>733863133
Already did fam, check the feed.

>>733862900
>>733863133
>>733863177

Dude the dubs are a sign....OP kik me I pinged your shit

>>733863213
Yeah I added you back, you didn't reply

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>>733863177
just hit me up /b/ TheMandolore.

Most of these girls explicitly state no talking sexually over text. That's back page at least not sure where you found her. Could be a police sting bro.

>>733861155
Drop her Kik op

>>733862344
Holy shit you can't even get laid by a literal whore
>forever_alone.jpeg

>>733862992
I meet ones I don't have to pay for, cuz I'm not a pathetic piece of shit.

Enjoy your loneliness faggot. You should ask it for a time stamp, cuz that's real as fuck.

>>733861958
I dropped her kik guys. Trisha.inman18, post results!

what state/town is this bitch in?

>>733863603
Why is fucking a whore pathetic...I don't get it, a couple hundred bucks to nut is a good trade if the chick is hot...I don't get it, unless you're a fitfag or suave not gonna be able to pull strange all the time.

>fucking sick of these street signs

>>733864238
Fargo, ND

>>733864321
Same

>>733863325
>memegenerator
fucking triggered

>>733859804
Nice one dude, kek.

>>733863325
You find one dude?
What's going on?

>>733862344
Dodged a bullet there pal.

getting defensive and showing an attitude when asking for proof is your 100% that it's a cop. It's supposed to make you feel bad, and that's why idiots get caught.

>>>/mu/

>>733865355
>so close but nice dubs

>>733862258
>>733861847
>>733861747
2manypigs4me

>>733861923
This. Try calling any bitch off of backpage and ask them what services they offer. You get instant dial tone(they hang up)

>>733862344
"She" used a coma. ITS A COP YOU IDIOT! Also dubs

>>733861923
>I've been with dozens of hookers from the internet.
Enlighten us my man, what's your process?

>>733862900
>>733863603
>>733863636


wow ive never seen a troll attempt bounce from a screenshot of someones phone to a thread

im inpressed OP summer gets hotter and hotter every year

>>733861054
As someone who's banged hella hookers this is actually incredible this person is still talking to you. You actually had the nerve to ask for a photo ID LOL holy shit men she is patient

>>733866786
That's cause she is a cop nigga

>>733866786
ill troll

>these fucking cars god damint

>>733859804
this girl is probably thinking you're a cop, getting her to explicitly agree to sex acts for money

>>733862344
kek
OP is so pathetic he can't even get an escort

asking an escort for her photo id... i lol'd for real. idiot.

>>733865355
asking an escort for her photo id is like asking a woman you just met in a bar 5 minutes ago for her birth certificate, social security card, and a urine sample.

>>733867155
I mean tbh the questions he was asking her made HIM sound like a cop. If I ever asked girls any of those questions youd get blocked and blacklisted

>>733867413
see
>>733860012

>>733867855
i think he's saying that to save face

>>733867957
well then fuck him we should continue cussing him out and trying to make him feel bad huh?

huh?

>>733859502
ANAL FOR 3 HOURS CAUSE YES MOTHER FUCKER. MAKE HER HATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

>>733864331
ayy a fellow ND bro.

>>733868370
well it's better than going along with it and saying 'haha good troll OP, you're such a funny guy' and 'yeah you sure showed that whore'

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>>733862319

>you can eat her pussy

Why the fuck would I want to do that

>>733868606
yea...im not your bro

>>733868648
heres an idea

lets let the thread 404

>>733868709
why not? seems like you need some friends if youre asking for an escort lmao.

>>733868650
theres kissing on that list too

I wonder if I can pay her enough to sleep over night so i can wake up the next day and make her some fucking waffles

>>733868837
well if you have a vagina then thats a different story

a/s/l?? kik?

>>733868839

>make her waffles

ok, donkey

>>733868890
no vagina, just concerned for youre social health

>>733869046
>what is sarcasm

>>733869093
you are nobody to be concerned about me we are not bros

>>733869159
idk man, I think we're bros.

>>733859804
FUCK YOU I JUST LOOKED EVERY ONE OF THOSE UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY BEFORE DECIDED TO GET IN THE THREAD.

TIME
FUCKING
WASTED

>>733869253
ok

so what are you up to?

no wonder you need an escort you assbergers retard. Jesus christ this was plainful to read through

'hey, price & pic please?'
'when are you available?'
'incall 8pm, -address-'

get your dick sucked you fucking mong. She doesnt want to be your friend, you cant even speak to girls so stop forcing it

>>733868606
op here, surprised thread hasn't 404'd, where you from breh?

>>733869682
indoor voice faggot

youre going to wake the children with your screeches

>>733869990
too late

I scared him off

I told you not to leave me alone with them

>>733870012
i drop assbergers, you drop autism. Witty as fuck m8

swag.biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
skrt skrt

>>733870101
as was your response

fuck youre a worthy opponent Im going to need a smoke break here soon

>>733864321
Because you can use your hand for free and eventually you realize all of the value you put on banging hot chicks hasn't gotten you anything and you've spent a bunch of money on a hole that's not even worth anything.

To each his own I guess, but how can you even get off knowing the girl has to be paid to fuck you and is faking being into it?

>>733859502
NEVER have them come to you, never to where you live, get a room at a motel or something, and pack a gat just in case, stash it under the mattress. People get robbed all the time, you think its a chock knocking at your door but when you open it its 4 dudes robbing you

>>733868839
fucking kek

>>733870697
*chick

>>733870660
The same way people get off to rape

>>733859502

>300
>For all those services
>For 3 hours

Yep. That's either a cop or a nigger waiting to rob you.

>>733865405
this has nothing to do with /mu/

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>>733862344

Here's how you can prove she is a cop.

Tell her you want 1 hour for $100 and all you want is to take pics of her in various states of undress to post online so you can pretend she is your girlfriend so you don't feel like such a loser beta cuck and if she asks where then link this bread.

1 like = 1 respect

is getting a VIP for theeroticreview worth it? I really want to hook up with an escort but not until I know exactly what I'm getting into

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ANONS NOT MESSAGING THIS COPSTITUTE EN MASSE?!

WHAT THE FUCK YOU NIGGERS CAN'T FUCKING MESSAGR A FAKE HOOKER NOW?!?!?!?!?

>>733871957
stop yelling fucker we can hear you just fine

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>>733868650
This is gonna blow your fucking mind, but... SOME GUYS LIKE EATING PUSSY

Crazy, right?

>>733872073

>a bunch of permavirgins giving advice on prostitutes they've never had

VS

>fucking with her for Luls

IT'S MADNESS.

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This one?

>>733870660
>>733870980

Right, I have fun, I spend a bit of money on it but I make enough so whatever

>>733871658
only good if you buy it for a month and get a bunch of info and cancel, don't keep it renewing.

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>>733873460

>>733872486
You're an idiot if you think everyone on here are neckbeard virgin poorfags

>>733873460
happening?

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Still not dead? I will post the username again, then I go and masturbate.

>>733873514
it doesn't prove anything

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>>733873460


.

>>733873619
Show me where anyone said it proved anything, shitbag. I was just sharing. Fucking faggots want to argue just for the sake of arguing.

>>733873658
doesn't prove anything

>>733859502

This reeks of cops. Most legit ones won't discuss anything over text or phone. It's 'the cost of companionship and anything else that happens is between two consenting adults'

>>733872466
yeah, but um, this might blow your tiny fucking brain, but...

GUYS DONT LIKE EATING PROSTITUTE PUSSY

you should jump in front of a bus and stream it

>>733872466
>licking a hookers dirty pussy

yeah no thanks, have fun with your herpes

>>733874084
Well I've never fucked a prostitute but I do like eating pussy so if I ever found myself in that situation it seems feasible. I mean if I was that worried about my well being I wouldn't be banging whores to begin with. Fuck off with your impotent rage, child.

Do any of you virgins want pointers on finding decent hookers on backpage?

>>733874268
Also for the high end prostitutes it isn't a big deal to eat box...they only fuck high end people I have ate out about 10 high end girls haven't caught anything...but yeah don't recommend on an average hoe.

you pay for her to come to you, full package.

>>733874418
>Do any of you virgins want pointers on finding decent hookers on backpage?
tell me

>>733859867

Russian is where you suck her penis after she pulls it from your ass

>>733874285
try smelling pussy before you dig in

disgusting pig

>>733874019

Yeah, because you essentially are making a contract to buy sex. The only thing would be if this hooker shows up, to immediately ask her to show you her tits (no cop is going to allow that). If the bitch refuses, must mean is a bust.

>>733874595
kek
Basics:
>googling number
>Do reverse image searches
>For some reasons the trannys on backpage are way more likely to use real photos
>do searches looking for ".com" girls with sites are very rarely fake
>make sure multiple images aren't coming up for the same number (means a pimp)
>meet them in a public place when you first show up, if they don't look like their photo fucking leave, doesn't matter if they are still hot leave.
>don't meet in residences, usually living with a pimp

>>733874920
>check if usasexguide.info has a decent community in your area
>good way to find people who can vouch for girls
>search for "ter" in backpage search, girls who advertise ter profile on backpage usually have good reviews (this is the only time the "not same picture" rule should be broken if rated as high attractiveness)

>>733874888

And it wouldn't hurt to ask to see genitals, to make sure its not a tranny or crawling with like crabs or herpes blisters.

>>733873732

no we don't

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>>733859502
>immediately ask her to show you her tits (no cop is going to allow that).

Obviously someone whom has no idea what the fuck they are doing or talking about.

Instead tell her that you are paying her for sex on film, If you film it for profit it's no longer an illegal transaction (hence the porn industry). Stop listening to these fucking twelve year old's. A cop will not have sex with you on film and cannot arrest you for it. Worst you will get a ticket for no permit.

>>733874888
nice trips, yeah that works, or just don't discuss anything explicit, just put the money down and start relaxing, only discuss time because that is a legitimate loophole...

If she starts asking for specifics before playing with your dick then she is a cop, no normal chick will do that unless you are verified and working with a high end girl...and even then they prefer not to most of the time and won't unless you push it.

>>733868839
Kek

>>733875231
No that's not legal, that's something psuedointellectual 12 year olds think they are supa smart for thinking of...if you are meeting a chick on backpage or if she is offering you sex without filming and you just ask to film you are just filming prostitution, it's not like she is a porn actress....

You guys are so legally retarded I don't understand where you get these retarded ideas from.

Pornography laws are decided by state by the way, if you don't have a company to distribute the goods it is very unlikely this would work.

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>>733875619

Fuck, you are stupid.

>>733875163
One more I forgot
>you don't need a condom for a blowjob, very hard to get herpes, hard to get any of the curable STDs, worth the risk.
>never fuck without a condom, if she is willing to do that she is doing it with other dudes that are willing to do that without a condom...basically asking for an std.

>>733875834
>I'm stupid
Explain please

If you want to use pornography as your defense then you are going to need a pornography company to back that claim up, or professional equipment and some sort of history....it is a criminal offense they need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you are paying this chick for sex and not creating pornography, if you ask to film a cop she will say "yeah okay" then get into the details then you will be arrested.

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>$100/hr for CIM, Greek, PSE and the girl is atleast 6-7/10

Holy shit you goofed so hard OP

>All these prudes who recoil at DATY
Yeah go fuck yourselves. I'll eat the shit outta that pussy

A girl that forward is basically asking for BBFS and probably CIP.

Anyone get a name/number or location outta this thread? Too drunk to read 200 posts for that shit but I want to call her myself, goddamn

>>733876862
>drunken idiot horny for used merchandise

boy your mother must be proud of your ass

>>733875834
>>733877176
Samefag?

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I'm a tranny hooker. This is what i say: I do not commit to or agree to perform specific acts or services but rather am only accepting donations for my time to make an appearance as an entertainer such that anything that happens after I appear is not contracted for in any way expressed or implied but rather is up to the mutual discretion of consenting adults.

I take short videos saying hi then the persons name before flashing some tit upon contact to let them know I'm me. Googlable as a tranny pornstar if they need to research. Kik:alhenaadams locale:richmond,va

>>733878177
were you that one that was writting a book and shit? post more. also rates

>>733861923
yup. Confirmed trap. No escorts will ever text all that info. They will do it over private message or email. Texting is just to confirm location. Also, no discussions about any agreements when you get there. You pull out the donation that was agreed to beforehand, place it somewhere visible (on the nightstand or table) and disrobe. Never discuss money or services once you get there.

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>>733878334
I have 70 books out

Exit plan from selling ass.

What I charge varies with what I think a guy will be able to pay, 100-300/hr , with lower range for college guys and blue collar men and the higher rates for professionals.

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>>733878821

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>>733874418
>only fuck high end people
Does that mean they're rich, so they can't have aids?

>>733859502
So not worth it, OP. You can get that shit for free.

>>733878821
thats nice and all, let's see that ass.

>>733878903
pretty coo
>>733878955
You can't get AIDs from eating cunt you 12 year old

>>733878955
>>733879577
checked

>>733875219
Yuhuh, you butthole.