what's your best life tip anon ?

>>733850900
Never ever give up.

always give up quickly.

>>733850900
If you mess with the cock, you get the glock

Everything is better when you are drunk. Also stop fucking procrastinating.

>>733850900
never trust a nigger

>>733850900
dont put the pussy on the pedestal, never fall for socialism bullshit, always vote for gun rights to ensure your liberty, work hard at everything you do and be good to your family

woman are not the magnum opus of your life

>>733850900
Once you have your wife take a shit and piss on a glass coffee table while you jerk off underneath the table while skyping her parents and holding a picture of your dead grandma, life is no longer worth living because you've accomplished all you ever hoped to

Share your burdens. Just tell someone, its not important if they understand, what matters is that you're talking about it

>>733851265
Avoid people like this if you're a leftist cuck.
Embrace people like this if you're a conservacuck.

>>733850900
Smoke weed everyday
or as often as you can without self destructing

>>733850900
Fuck bitches, get dubs

>>733850900
Marry a woman significantly younger than you (when you are older, no kiddie diddling), it keeps you young.

>>733850900
speak your mind

>>733850900
Study hard

>>733850964
>>733851679
>>733851573
All of these in moderation

Fuck while you can your dick is on a timer.

>>733850900
Do what you want to become.

>>733850900
Nice dubs.

Don't spit into the wind.

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just do it

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>>733850900

>>733851265
>dont put the pussy on the pedestal

I think you mean "don't put the pussy on the chainwax".

Kill yourself now. It's never gonna get better.
Also, the only reason to have a daughter is to use her as a replacement in bed for your wife when she gets older and is not attractive any more. Fuck the living shit out of your daughter. Just do it. The sooner the better. If she doesn't have her period yet it's the best contraception.
That's about it.

Itll be hard if your younger, but dont give a single fuck what anyone thinks about you. Youll be way happier in the long run.

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>>733850900
Commit suicide. Also nice dubs.

If it has tits, tires or testicles you're gonna have a problem with it.

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>>733852338
Word....

>>733852334
This. Also learn how to cook well.

Learn how to use a multitude of weapons, modern and primitive.
It can be relaxing,healthy exercise, and you can defend yourself.

>>733852878
martial arts too
I did nunchucks and tkd, I should've done katana

Balls to the wall.

best life tip? my penis one.

>>733850900
Never put your dick in crazy.

Oldfags can give you conflicting advice about drugs, parenthood, crime, dating, whatever.

But all oldfags agree - never put your dick in crazy.

try to connect with god asap (i dont mean religion shit)

>>733853112
Not if it knows where you live or your real name...

>>733850900
sauce on black girl

>>733850900

A lot of beta guys complain about being friendzoned all the time. The best way to get out of the friendzone is to just friend zone the girl before she can do it to you and we all know women want what they can't have. Telling a girl that she is a really good friend before she can say it to you crushes their souls. I've fucked to many friendzoned girls in my day to know how well this works.

Be Happy

>>733850900
- dont be born into the wrong family
- dont believe bullshit religion
- dont get married
- always use protection (dont have a baby)
- read lovecraft

>>733851820
this in moderation

>>733850900
You're not special just for existing.
Life owes you nothing.
You can’t do only what you like.
Complaining is a waste of time
Don't make the exception a rule.
Not everything in life needs to be fantastic.
Don’t give opinions about what you don’t know.
Empty dreams and motivations lead to nothing.
Most people don’t care about you.

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everyone is lying to you in some capacity. invest in yourself. never consider the opinions of others as more worthy than your own. be kind, but don't be taken advantage of. chase whatever means something to you. stay out of debt whenever possible (and if you must acquire debt for education's sake, get a USEFUL degree).

>>733851022
kek

>>733851588
Winrar

Close your eyes and imagine your life in 10 years. How does it look like if you would really work hard for your goals?

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>>733851588
chekd

>>733850900
Source pls

>>733850900
Do whatever you want.
Seriously, learn your motivations before you make any decisions. Decide if it truly what you want. If you do something based solely on the fact that someone else wants, you will regret that decision.

>>733850900
Not 1 rule, 40. Not from me, from Jordan Peterson.
http://highexistence.com/jordan-peterson-rules-living/

Rule 41: If you don't know who Jordan Peterson is youtube that shit.

>>733850900
Dont be black

>>733850900
Do not accumulate debt. If you have it then you need to become debt free.

Save as much money as you can until you have enough to cover all of your expenses for 6 months.

Begin to make safe, long-term investments. Take any dividends and reinvest them. A little here and a little there will build up into a lot later down the road.

Live simply. Fuck luxury. Fuck self-destruction. Restrain yourself and act in accordance with virtue.

Ponder death. Do it until the thought no longer effects you. When you stop fearing death then you become unstoppable.

>>733850900
Get money. Fuck bitches.

All are useful, no one is indispensable

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>>733855822
good post anon.
>>733853973
good info.
>>733852217
>Kill yourself now. It's never gonna get better.
>Also, the only reason to have a daughter is to use her as a replacement in bed for your wife when she gets older and is not attractive any more. Fuck the living shit out of your daughter. Just do it. The sooner the better. If she doesn't have her period yet it's the best contraception.
>That's about it.
whut?

>>733850900
Look after yourself, the world is in a constant state of degenerating but even that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you're safe, happy and in a good state of security whether it being financially or mentally.

>>733850900
Take every opportunity.

>>733850900
Always do one more line.

This video. Watch it in its entirety - it's only 12 minutes. I promise you'll feel better afterwards...

https://youtu.be/QctT0Oc_uQQ

>>733850900
Never post on /b

People are faggots so move as far away from them as humanely possible. Learn survival skills, invest in a kit, and go live in the woods.

>>733850900
>best life tip
If you love someone and if you respect someone, never lie to them.

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>>733851265
hurr durr derp

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There is nothing more valuable than time. Don't waste a moment of it.

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>>733852217

Don't be afraid to be alone to get where you need to be in life. Friends and relationships can really hold you back

Life is not worth living.

Never pass up an opportunity to keep you fucking mouth shut.

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Pick your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right.

>>733853779
How do you even get matches on Tinder? I ended up swiping like on literally everything, even repulsive hambeasts, and got nothing. Seriously, about 1500 likes probably, nothing. I'm in shape, not amazingly hot but decent - and that's according to /b/ and other places where I've posted pics.

Steal one intangible thing from everyone you meet

>>733850900
Fuck the back of her knee. Or his. Whatever. I'm not an officer of the law.

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Never play poker with a man named after a city.