New friday fluffy thread. Old one reached image limit.
i wrote chocofags origin story
>>733840848
>>733840848
>>733840898
You are a hero.
>>733841164
thank you, now we need someone to draw it, i would do it but my art skills are somehow less than none existent
>>733841284
I've got no art skills either.
Calling all drawfags!
>>733840587
I'll dump a few comics from earlier for anyone that wasn't here earlier. Hopefully this time we can avoid the sorry display of chocofag talking to himself.
>>733841746
Vice Grip smarty part 2
>>733841952
um that's a thumbnail
>>733842138
damn i got jipped. I just saved them off another thread. :/
Hot Shower
>>733842943
Kweh.
>Walking home one day you hear the soft cries of a fluffy.
>Huu speshul fwiend. pweeze nu..
>Walking over and you see what has happened.
>See a fluffy crying to himself in a trashcan
>Retarded teenagers are kicking an obviously pregnant fluffy.
>Rush over and kick their asses.
>teenagers begin to dab and take out their fidget spinners.
>Kick their asses again
>One talks about how he's going to get his dad.
>They run off
>Fluffy walks over and thanks you.
>Pregnant fluffy gets on her weak legs and walks over.
>"b..biggest poopies!"
>You begin to walk away when the fluffy speaks
>"Nu, pweeze!"
>instead of the sounds of chirping and small cries.
>A loud clump is heard and you turn.
>A shit made of pure gold.
>Against your better judgement you tap your foot against it.
>Its solid metal.
>The fluffy thanks you as he escorts his special friend into his can.
>You decide to adopt them both.
>After much time you decide you must have more gold.
>you cut open the female fluffy and find nothing but shit.
>But no gold.
>You cut open the male fluffy and find hundreds of fluffy babies.
>They swarm you en masse and manage to tackle you down with their combined weight.
>They begin to beat you up. Their punches are much harder than they should be.
>You feel a tingling in your groin...
>...followed by searing hot pain.
>One of the smaller fluffies walks up with your sack in his mouth.
>You pass out.
>You wake up the next day sackless and fluffyless.
>The fluffies took the gold.
>They took your sack.
>They took your credit and debit cards.
tbc
>>733842943
We've had enough of you go make another chocofag thread like yesterday
>>733842839
hey we have your origin story
>>733840848
>>733840898
>>733843004
>You look around notice you are in the front lawn.
>You walk into your house and see hundreds of fluffies playing, fucking, and dancing.
>A fluffy with a mighty pimphat and cane(???) walks up to you.
>Dis am fwuffy house now.
>You are about to kick him when a police officer tackles you down.
>The fluffy explains everything.
>The police shoot you without question because you are black.
>Fluffy walks up and smiles at you
>Last thing you hear and feel is a warm sensation of a "prrfffft" before you fall into the abyss.
Fucking fluffies.
Can someone explain the appeal of this? I've never understood it beyond psychopaths letting out there psychopathy in a safe way
>>733843174
fuck off summer fag, you ask the same stupid question in every thread, stop projecting and go back to your trap thread
>>733843174
It's also people who like cute things
>>733843276
Seems like you're the one projecting here friend. I just asked an honest question
>>733843174
>>733843063
as long as you agree with it and accept it as entirely valid
>>733843318
Aka girls, normies, and fags
Drrr... drrr... drrr...
>>733843394
Kweh.
>>733843338
>calls us psychopaths
>b-b-buh am just asking a question, boohoohoo
like i said fuck off
>>733843427
you mean it was made for chocofag
>>733843347
Now i inderstand. Thank you
>>733843464
No need to be so triggered bro. There's clearly something wrong with people who like this shit just saying
>>733843687
Says the guy on /b/...
Pot to kettle: You're a nigger!
>>733843687
and yet you insist on being in this thread? says more about you then it does us
I can't understand the appeal of these threads...
For as long as he could remember, the only environment that Jinjin ever knew was a small box where he lived happily with his family. They laughed, they hugged, they learned, they loved, and they drank milkies. However, things started to turn grim when, one by one, his family members ended up missing.
One wake time, Jinjin was playing happily when he heard a slight hissing noise, and began to feel woozy. He quickly fell asleep, and when he woke up, his brother was gone. He and his family searched all throughout the small saferoom in hopes of finding him. But when he didn’t turn up, Jinjin and his family cried and had “worstest saddies” for a whole sleep time. With a young group of forgetful foals and a mother too busy with taking care of them to grieve, they slowly but surely moved on, and were happy again in no time.
Still, a few wake times later, it happened again, the hissing and the woozy feeling. When Jinjin came-to, his sister was missing. After another search, he and his family continued to have the worstest saddies. They grew to be relatively happy but very cautious. Jinjin and his brother jumped at anything from their mother coughing to a simple piece of stray kibble tumbling down.
A few more wake times passed and it happened again, but that time to his last brother. And again, they searched, failed to find the foal, and had the worstest saddies. However, Jinjin and his mother never truly recovered from this. There was no more playing, no more laughter, no more dancing, no more loving songs or foals showing off their new talents. Jinjin’s mom kept him hugged closely to her most hours of the day, only able to sing the occasional song about how everything would be alright and how she’d never let him disappear. Jinjin stopped talking almost completely, mostly just making scaredy and hungry peeps like a newborn. Sleep times were spent cuddling not for warmth, but for protection.
>>733843801
Whatever you say friendo
>>733843810
>>733843347
every thread, the retarded comments and questions, it's like you idiots don't know what google is
>>733843803
Just curiosity really. I'll see myself out of your circlejerk
what are the chances of the people coming in, asking questions or making salty comments are just chocofag doing the usual samefaggotry?
>>733843868
>>733843917
It's easier to just give them the answer they want in one post than for them to whine and whine and whine because let's face it, who actually uses google for something they want to know?
>>733843868
Please post second one pleaseeeee
>>733844131
people with functional brains, so i guess your right
>>733844102
Thanks
>>733844093
probably pretty high.
>>733844154
look here >>733844102
>>733844232
no doubt
>>733842839
An hero appears!
>>733844529
Kweh.
>>733844529
>>733843347
we need to use this as the OP for every thread from now on, just sayin
>>733844807
Probably a good idea.
>>733844584
Yay! Chocoguy. Take 'em down!
Fuck your retarded bird.
Hurr durr today/ tonight i will post in a thread where nobody wants me on 4chan. I can be socially rejected on an ultimative lvl. When nobody likes me, why should they live in peace and enjoy their thread?
>>733845250
>Yay! Chocoguy. Take 'em down!
>MRW samefagging this hard
>>733845250
we have your origin story chocofag
>>733840848
>>733840898
>>733843427
Amigara horror.
Nice.
>>733845413
Different guy. Great origin though. Paints a perfect picture of how bad he fucks you in the ass
>>733846002
LOL
>>733846002
>pretending he has friends
>implying we identify as fluffies
>despite spending all of his time on these threads he still knows nothing about fluffies
>misses the entire point of the story
-10 reading comprehension
if you really aren't chocofag then you are definitely a summerfag
>>733846028
either this cunt just broke his autistic character or is a faggot copycat
Of all the shit I've seen on /b/ over the last 15 years this fluffy abuse shit.....I don't get it, I've seen the rationale and I still don't get it.
I would love to know what happened in your lives that made you enjoy this.
That was the metaphor, right? Him pounding that ass till you go into shock. Like I said, great origin.
>>733846262
if this is your first time seeing this, you haven't been here for 15 years
also if you can't understand it after reading this
>>733843347
then you need to be neutered before you shit in the genepool
>>733846321
>>733846262
>>733846002
summer came early
>>733846170
Nah man. I'm outside a Popeyes trying to get black pussy. I don't what Chocoguy is doing, besides fucking you in the ass
>>733846413
>still implying anyone identifies as a fluffy
now your down to - 20 reading comprehension
let me put this to you as simply as possible, we aren't the fluffy, we are the anon with the camera
>>733846630
read this retard
>>733846638
you're down to - 30 reading comprehension
>>733846503
Reading comprehension much? Where did I say this is the first time I've seen this? Seen it for years and ignored it, felt like adding for once.
As for that infographic, yeah I read it a while a go. I still don't fucking get it, as in I can't comprehend from my personal experience why anyone would enjoy this particular combination of abuse/weird fucking baby talk/comics
It just says to me 'I have mental shit I'm not dealing with and it's expressing itself in an bizarre fashion'
>>733843004
Fuck off fairy boi. Go be a queer somewhere else
>>733843032
>Fucking fluffies
Fucking faggots
>>733846865
>be anon
>been on 4chins since summer break
>am now 1337 haxxor
>too stupid to understand a very simple infograph
>screech autisticly at things on 4chins i don't like
>tip fedora
>>733847146
Need huggies?
>>733847248
Kweh~
>>733846865
>be anon
>smell the smelly smell
>a thread that isnt porn or ylyl
>how dare they
>post how much I hate this thread
>get backlash
>shit out liquid tendies in a fit of rage
>smear my ass on the keyboard
>types out more rage
>perfect
>pic related is muh l33t fays when I see heresy (this thread)
>>733847117
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>733847460
Guess whos back? Daddy!
well what the fuck...i leave to deal with real life and see the fluffy thread in such a sad state...
why do you guys even engage with these trolls and chocofag? you know it means they win if you so much as talk to them right?
>b-but they're wrong cc2, i have to correct them
that's the fucking point...
anyway, make a request, lets see if we can salvage this thread
>>733840848
>>733840898
btw, this needs to be drawn, and who ever does needs to make chocofag as disgusting as possible, think frankenchokey from invader zim
>>733847549
>>733847117
DERRRRRRRRRRRR
Greentexting replies, keep em coming
>>733847595
Kweh.
>>733847595
ah shit, fuck requests im just gonna dump random shit
>>733847753
Just keep annoying fluff fags.
>>733847850
Kweh.
>>733847649
welcome to hell, comic chan
>>733847788
Our love is too strong for you fluffy faggots.
>>733847880
Control the fluff fags.
>>733847999
Kweh.
>>733848046
Make Choco Great Again!
>>733848110
Kweh.
>>733848135
This thread is choco nao fuck fluffy
>>733848214
Kweh.
>>733848260
Daddy will be back. Need to do something. Keep up the work.
>>733848386
Kweh.