Sex with famous People Thread! Anyone who had Sex with a celebrity?

>>733831288
With Willy wonka although he did the sexing

>>733831288
Depends what you call a celebrity.

I let the mayor of my town fuck me ( it's a middle sized town in a suburb, like 90k inhabitants)

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>>733831288
i had sex with bald britney
pic related is PROOF

why do you care? are you really interested in reading a bunch of lying nerds bullshit stories?
are you that fucking bored?

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>>733831288
Damn. She's got a smokin hot body.

Also, wish I could fuck Emma Watson.

>>733831746
is she the harry potter from the movies??? holy fuck shes hot

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>>733831288
did, but will not be interesting for people outside of balkans

>>733831820
Hermiony dumbass

I didn't fuck but kissed Stefanie Joosten back in high school if that counts. She's famous for Quiet in MGSV

>>733831288
yep I had a five way with Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Emma Roberts and Emma Thompson. shit was confusing as fuck.

>>733832060
Are you nuclear?

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>>733831674
I'm just wondering...a few days ago I found out that the bf of my sis had sex with Katrina Bowden like 10 years ago

>>733831288
>Anyone who had Sex with a celebrity?
>Anyone who had Sex?
This is the question you should be asking.

>>733831820
Yeah she played Harry Potter

>>733832406
/thread

>>733832406
>>Anyone who had Sex?
me, I have

Jared touched me. Does that count?

>>733831288
during fleet week my friend fucked some lady that was a one hit wonder back in the 90s

He walked her dog the next morning.

>>733832406
I do. A lot. I have a lot of sex all the time. With women. I have sex with women all the time.

I had a foursome with Victoria Justice, Betty White, and Anne Frank. Shit was so cash.

I've slept with Haley Reinhart and Taissa Farmiga

I fucked a porn star that's retired now I think. Nothing special.

wouldn't say celebrity, but was fucking a divorced blond milf newscaster from Louisville on and off for a few years

Had a one night stand with Brielle Von Hugel (from American idol) a couple months ago after a concert in Indiana

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buddy and me fucked her (blue) -she was in a episode of "raising hope"

>>733831288
Selena Gomez came over to my house just a few days ago and let me fuck her in the ass.

>>733835394
>Not a woman
>Lying

>>733831746
>is ugly


>>733832049
>Hasbeeny

>>733835443
I'm not lying.

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>>733831746

I fucked bella hadid when she was underage

>>733835688
She's gay, so yeah. You are.

>>733831746
fake

>>733834405
What part of "celebrity" did you not understand?
One of the millions of dumbass attention whore bitches on some out-of-date show nobody remembers doesn't qualify for fucking the cocktail waitress, let alone celebrity.

>>733835886
Not true.

>>733835904
Nope. Not according to her lawyers and the court papers she had them file.

>>733835986
I'm her cousin. We grew up together.
She's a homo.

>>733836057
What about her recent string of relationships with men?

>>733835975
Makes money in the public eye. Has a career in entertainment. I'd qualify that as fucking a celebrity. And she was great.

>>733836050
your a liying nigger

>>733836156
Fake. Her mother is homophobic and she's smart enough to know that there's a bigger straight male demographic than a gay female one.

One day, the world will know.

>>733836050
That picture is a really obvious fake. The clothed picture that it's shopped from is not.

>>733831288
myslef and a hundred million people all raped Jennifer Lawrence once.

2/10 just felt like I was jerking off.

>>733836403
Gandalf Raping Day.

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not really a celeb but well known in the german gaming/nerd scene
dated her for 6 months

My sister fucked and then tried to extort Odell Beckham

>>733836211
>makes money in the public eye
So, just like pretty much everybody?
>career in entertainment
>career
LMFAO

"celebrity
noun
1. a famous person
2. the state of being well known

Merriam-Webster Dictionary, Revised (2016)

>>733834405
>(from American Idol)
If you didn't put this, nobody would have a fucking clue, therefore, by the definition itself she is NOT a celebrity. And frankly, even with your inadvertent admission that she is not a celebrity, no one still knows who the fuck she is.

Hint: you, and prolly a thousand other AIDS-carriers, merely got used by some trailor-trash bimbo attention whore. You're just a cheap, used gutter male who is soooo fucking pathetic that you actually admit to fucking a trampy nobody and attempt to boast of it as though you fucked a celeb.

Hint: you are trash. Pure trash. And dumb on top of it.

>>733831674
This..so much this

I havent fucked a celebrity, but I've kissed, groped and seen Maisie Williams naked. We were in year 7 and 'dated' for like 2 months. We kissed a few times, but I grabed her ass once, she didnt like it. Oh, and I saw her naked in my parents bathroom when she came over and we had a waterfight. I didn't realise she was in there. It wasnt anything special though, we were both 12.

I saw her a few months ago, we had a coffee in costa.

Does the pope count if i was 5?

>>733836218
Anon is telling the truth. Just looked it up and was a bit surprised too.

>>733836233
No one said anything about there not being photoshop added, but that IS in fact Emma Watson. There was a lot of debate that this set was not her and initially, she denied it. Later, when it went viral, her attorneys went ballistic. Then the lawsuit followed to determine who published them. She claimed she "owned" the images. She also lied about that too it turns out. There is apparently over 50 images, though only about 20 were ever released. Watson bought them all back.

>>733834246
I had a few flings with slutty news reporters in Palm Springs when I worked at a couple of TV stations there about 10 nyears ago. News reporters are all total hoes, and usually local celebrities.

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>>733839220
>I've kissed, groped and seen Maisie Williams naked

You actually admit that?
She is hideous.

>>733841059
yeah, seemed like they were all cheating on each others spouses too. She was a fun slut and wild, but was very wary of being exposed, esp in Louisville

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>>733840309
>>733841352

>>733831550
What is that symbol seen it in so many places

I had sex with my ex, then i made her a celebrity by uploading her nudes on the internets.

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>>733831288
So you know that annoying Asian girl from orange is the new black?

She went to desert vista high school class of 2008 or 9 can't remember

Anyway her name is kamiko Glenn and I fucked her at a party like 9 years ago

She looks much better at 26 than she did at 17 let me tell you

>>733831288
I actually claim that I've fucked Tina Turner and she did "You are simply the best" about my...
...and I some idiots actually believe it.

Well i kissed and fingered the girl who played gabrielle delacour in the 4th harry potter film. She was qt loli for a bit then turned into a typical slutty fake tan blonde tbh. Now she seems to be a london hipster and hangs out with other minor celebs.

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fucked a dancer in Portland, she did porn years ago

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>>733841826
Pretty good if true.

Fucked a camgirl, not exactly "famous" but I guess shes chaturbate famous

She wasn't very hot but she was pretty good in bed

Charlie sheen. Now I got aids. It sucks.

Got a BJ from Andy Dick

>>733842913
I mean... who hasn't though?

>>733832291
>Katrina Bowden
>famous
>celebrity

who?

>>733842852
funny

>>733832012
Pričaj sine.

I fucked Kesha, she's a fun lay

>>733844845
Go to bed, Luke.

>>733837241

story?

>>733842525

Name?

>>733845859
porn name? jacqueline summers

I fucked Lauren Southern while she lived in Toronto

>>733846352
Good job if true. She's pretty hot

I live in Pennsylvania. My entire state fucked Hillary Clinton.

I fucked Sovereign Syre. Is she famous? Never mind ...

Just fucked Edelman. No lie.

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pic related

>>733846352

What was she like in bed?

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>>733839220

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>>733831288
i

sucked

&

fucked

Uncle

T-Bone

\m/

>>733831502
Gay political sex is best

>>733834037
Vera is best farmiga

>>733846813
Yuck yuck

>>733847722

Story?

I've actually fucked two semi famous people.

>>733841826
>Asian girl
>annoying
That doesn't narrow it down. All Asian girls are super annoying beyond belief.

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>>733848631
ok hang for a while,
if i can find my txt file with green
i'll throw pasta here when i find it................

>>733841826
Damn dude. Were you surprised when you found out she was an actress? Or did you always keep in touch?

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>>733841680

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>>733849246
u do know he sucked Uncle too

>>733848883

this place may be pruned by the time you get back

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>>733849361
we have 190 posts more to go.............

>ITT lies

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>>733849625
prove it...........

my gf fucked Golden Tate a few years ago. That count?

>>733836622
Huh. I do indeed know her.

>>733833795
Only sex with the best women. You know they just let me and we have the best sex, I tell you.
I've got the best dick.

>>733836156
>string of relationships
>string
Sink in yet?

>>733831288

No. And I'm not gonna pretend I did.

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>>733832200

>>733836222
So, uhm, you stuck your penis into a lesbian's asshole. Right so far?

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>>733844743
... ovo nisam ocekivao. Nas ima na ovom sajtu?!

>>733838435
Celebrity isn't what it used to be in your day, Gramps.

>>733836222
I know she dated Cara a couple of years ago.

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Ariel Rebel before she was famous, we hooked up in the plateau at an old restaurant called Porte Disparu.

I know you wont believe me but you asked.

And if you do believe me and is jealous, know that I am now an old fat married loser with no life.

>>733831288
I had a date with one. She was hot!

>>733831288
I fucked an obscure Romanian pornstar who escorts in Amsterdam. I guess that sort of counts? You can find her scenes on porn sites pretty easily, though she didn't do a lot of them.

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>>733850918

>>733836622
more?

>>733831288
Closest thing has been voice actress Kira

>>733846813
I wouldn't touch that dyke even with your dick.

>>733850882
http://www.ledevoir.com/culture/actualites-culturelles/44667/en-bref-le-porte-disparu-est-porte-disparu

The only thing I could find about the restaurant where I hooked up with her...

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>>733836233
Welcome to 4chan ^-^

>>733831288
justin bieber

he was an animal

>>733842525
How does one go about landing an ex pornstar or pornstar
How was she in the sack

>>733831746

Completely mediocre body. What is wrong with you losers.

>>733831288
Tom Cruise (as he is known now) decades and decades ago.

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hey everyone,
just wanted to give a quick shout out to Terry...i also sucked him once after 1 of his many exhibitions.
(<---- that is me with him)
it was some of the best sex i have ever had, he was 1 of my fave lovers.
he thought i was cute so he asked if wanted to cum @ his studio and the rest was history.
Terry was a true blast, i'll never forget him!

>>733851752
Not him, but a lot of pornstars escort. A lot of them advertise on Eros. Usually you will need to be screened, which will require either paying a third-party verification service, references from other reputable escorts, or being willing to provide a lot of personal information. It's also generally gonna cost you several grand an hour.

Source: I fucked Ariana Marie in Vegas last year.

>>733850682
>Photographer's assistant: Spiro Agnew.
blast from the past

>>733852080

Was it worth it?

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>>733852080

The trick is to get with them before they get famous!

>>733851752
tip well, don't be an ass and act like you are listening. incredible in the sack, no gag reflex and all holes open, great fuck

>>733852080
How was she in the sack?

>>733842913
REKT

>>733851423
Sex? In a restaurant?

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local singer in a band hooked up after a show

>>733852276
Honestly, not really. Like, the sex was great and, I mean, it's Ariana Marie, and my friends are all super jealous and I'll have that story to tell until the day I die. But, I've had sex that was just as good from escorts just as hot for like 1/10th of the price, so at the end of the day, I'm paying 1000% markup just because the pussy is famous, y'know?

It was a great time, but I wouldn't do it again. I'll stick to regular escorts.

>>733851867
Story?
Was he a scientologist back then?

>>733847823
Just ask any republican

>>733852188
wat the hel does that mean
who is that

>>733852188
what did the magazine mean by this?

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>>733852616
No we met up in the restaurant. After went to a bar just down the road and then to my place on Laurier St.

Work brings me to fort wayne indiana, and bree olson is a friend of a friend, and we had sex.

Yes she makes the same annoying noises.

Yes the sex was good.

Yes I wrapped it up.

Surprisingly she was pretty tight too.

Linda Park. Boston college, some artsy fall celebration party, around 2001. Sloppy drunk that little slant eye was.

>>733836622
How was it?

>>733851936
Elina, is that you?

>>733852797
Agnew was Nixon's VP, and a criminal. Like Nixon.

I fucked Sara Silverman. Her pussy smells bad. And she's really hairy.

>>733852502
Pretty fantastic. She doesn't do anal as an escort, though, and I couldn't cum on her face, which sucked because I love the way she takes facials in her scenes. Otherwise, gave great head, pussy was tight, knew how to ride. Only got her for 2 hours, so I didn't have much time to get to know her, but she seemed cool enough, though kind of like a ditzy club girl.

>>733846872
You are a guy, right? Please be a guy.

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>>733852775
True, dat.

>>733849939
Russ?

>>733852863
Perhaps only that Uncle Terry doesn't work with nattering nabobs of negativism.

Long ago before she got porn famous, I dated/fucked Penny Pax. Once she went in to porn, I dropped her. Glad I did because all she does is fuck niggers and low life's now. I also fucked J-Law during the filming of the first Hunger Games. I was an extra with camera time and a few lines thanks to Woody Harrelson, who is a long time family friend. I would hang out with J-Law and Josh Hutcherson quite often because we are all Kentucky natives, so we sort of had our own "club" on the set. Hutcherson and I would watch basketball all the time, and J-Law and I would sit in her trailer just bullshitting about famous people (she fangirls a lot). We became pretty close during filming, and during breaks her and I would go to her trailer to have sex and relax. She was a pretty good lay, but Penny Pax was the better of the two because she was already a super slut at 14 and the slamgirl of the neighborhood.

>>733852950
Linkin's sister?

>>733853059
Shut up, Jimmy.

>>733831288
Well, I'm David Spade, so does it count if I masturbate?

>>733853528
Now that's funny!

>>733853528
You can reach it by yourself?

I don't know if she qualifies as a celeb but Peyton List

>>733853420
>Kentucky natives
fucking outside of the family, no not credible

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Scott Thompson put the moves on me but I'm not gay. Back then I was horny for fame so it crossed my mind but didnt.

My dad fucked the mom from Honey I Shrunk the Kids

>>733850482
...everybody knows that.

>>733833916
Is your name "time" ? Coz all these people lived in different times and you could not have had a foursome with the them

>>733854250
your just a dumb ass

>>733854250
/b/ has dumbed down so much that I seriously dont know if this guy is trolling us.

Kat Bjelland in the 90s.

>>733854555

*you're

>>733852682

That's kind of what I suspected.

I guess there might come a point where you have so much free cash where you don't care. But I don't have that kind of money, and I never really watched that much porn.

I do remember walking onto the casino floor in Vegas and a painfully gorgeous young girl gave me a killer smile. I was actually super confused until I realized she was a pro.

It was actually a depressing experience and just made me feel sad, fat and old. (As I'm sure bedding her would have as well.)

>>733855066
Eh, all depends on your mindset, really. I am fat and old and I know my days of getting girls who look like that without paying for it are done. Doesn't bother me. I have a lot of money, won't hurt me to throw a little their way. I get what I want, they get what they want, everyone's happy.

It's only sad if you make it sad.

>>733855429


What this guy said!


Wise words!

>>733853988

She was cute in Welcome Back Kotter.

>>733855429

You know, that's a good attitude.

I think I don't have your money. But I have some. And while I used to look down on those old farts with young Thai or Pinoy gfs, I'm starting to think why the fuck not?

>>733855429
That beautiful, Anon.

"It's only sad if it makes you sad."

>>733839220
you from Bristol? ive seen her around a couple of times at clubs

Yeah well she's dead now so she probably isn't as cute.

>>733832012
slobodno reci..

>>733852937
Another Fort Wayne anon. The world is small.

>>733855743
Exactly. I know these girls are there because I pay them, but then, chefs only cook for me in restaurants because I pay them too. Doesn't make the food any less delicious. You just gotta enjoy shit for what it is. Not everything needs to mean something. It's just fun.

>>733853528
I heard u were hung.

True?

Never had sex but I have seen Johnny Depp's dick before. Worked as a intern on the new POTC movie.

>>733842525
Oh yeah, I recognize this chick from a porno I saw ages ago. She was in the shower when her dad's "co-worker" had to come in and take a shit, then she teased him and they fucked.

She has a forehead wider than an Iowan farm field

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>>733857602
lol true, must not have invested wisely

>>733831288
friend of a friend of mine fucked one of the Veronicas.

>>733832139
How is that confusing? You only have to remember one name.

fucked porn star kelly wells in high school in fulton, il, she was jessica walls then.

>>733858894
any good?

I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

>>733859082
good, but wasn't crazy yet.

>>733859385
she was pretty cute back in the day..cheers to you!

>>733852775
fuk u fag

>>733852990
>Agnew was Nixon's VP, and a criminal. Like Nixon.
FUCK YOU NIGGER CUNT
Nixon was a true hero!

>>733852963
how the hell did you find my info anon?

>>733853317
>Perhaps only that Uncle Terry doesn't work with nattering nabobs of negativism.

WOW

THANK

YOU DUDE

FOR

THAT

INFO

WARS

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I got a hug from Nina Agdal once.

>>733851114
kek

>>733860768
terry fucked her?

>>733861282
"terry?"

>>733861443
Oh, that scumbag. I very much doubt it. She's Leonardo Dicaprio's girlfriend right now.

>>733861443
Richardson >>733847722 ???

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>>733861535
sorry m8 but Leo gets Uncle's sloppy seconds \m/
he even cucked $ting right in front of his limey face

>>733836622
anything to share? stories/nudes/etc.?

>>733831288
I once had a chance to fuck Brooke Shields. I was at home, in bed with a hard-on but she never came by.

>>733861829
Not Nina. She's a classy chick.

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>>733861955
88 keks
<----look @ Terry's wall, can you spot Brooke?
Terry gave these 2 pieces to Chloe:
http://static.purple.fr/2015/06/100603_purple_chloe_s_17_-copie.jpg

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>>733862115
everyone used to say that about Miranda...kek

>>733862546
Ewww, Kerr would not.

>>733851860
Theyve never had pussy before im guessing. her body is avg.

>>733831288
Not really a celebrity, but I fucked my 7th grade English teacher (not when I was in 7th grade, but I was 22 and she was 37).

She recently got divorced and she would visit her boyfriend in the next town over and then come over to where I was staying to fuck and do my laundry.

We eventually stopped hanging out because she felt weird that I was once her student (blond, fake tits, drove a lexus).

Told my female cousin (attractive and essentially the female version of me) and she was like NO WAY! I fucked her husband!

We high fived.

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>>733831746
>She's got a smokin hot body.

>>733836622
post nudes POST ANYTHING!

>>733841826
she has perfect tits

>>733862941
Most Asian grills do.

>>733843227
Lol relax bitch

>>733831746

>smokin hot body
nope
>wish I could fuck Emma Watson
way to aim for the ant mound, she has a jaw that could shatter diamonds, a 6/10 ass and unimpressive tits. NOT TO MENTION THAT SHE'S FEMINIST of the bad kind so she doesn't have much going on upstairs either.

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I once jacked off while watching this porn star at a photo shoot.

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>>733862654
>Ewww, Kerr would not.
sorry m8
the guy behind Uncle there gave Miranda to him

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>>733863418
>>733862654
oops i meant this guy
wrong file

>>733863515
Dubious.

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>>733863515
that chick right there is this girl after she changed her hair
Miranda wanted to kill her for jacking her husband

>>733831288
Im eskimo brother with a norwegian billionaire

>>733831288

Dude this is /b/. Most people here haven't had sex with a human, let alone someone famous - anyone who claims they have is a liar.

>>733856447
>Wayne
Hahaha, I'm in chicago... but go to ftw about once a month for work

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>>733863801
proof?

>>733863659
RIght...

Kerr went from a scumbag like Richardson to Orlando Bloom to an Australian billionaire.

Definitely legit.

>>733863757
And he's not even a great photographer whatsoever.

I fucked a local celebrity here in Quebec while in cegep (equivalent of pre-college) before she was famous. It was boring asf and she had a smelly vage. Our local star system is pretty big so i'm proud of it, but in the same time I lie about her, telling people who ask that it was awesome and shit.

>>733864337
>I lie about her, telling people who ask that it was awesome and shit.

You'd be stupide not to.

>>733863980
he literally pays people to shitpost his pics on /b/

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>>733863912
i know it is hard to believe but it's 100% legit,
Uncle is a true chad \m/

>>733863980
Terry is the only famous photographer in history,
nobody even knows any other, ask the average person on the street and they won't be able to name 1
+just look @ how good ms Wixson looks here:
http://purple.fr/magazine/fw-2011-issue-16/purple-best-of-the-season/

I once fucked ariana grande. really drunk and barely remember, my buddy took pictures, I will text and see if he will send them

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>>733864885
Terry fisted her little sister once...she posted about it.

>>733833745
Compelling story, dude.

>>733865056
Thats this thread in a nutshell isn't it?

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>>733851936

>>733847722

that's weird I also had sex with Terry
what the hell, he's been fucking around behind my back?
when did you two whores fuck him?

>>733860768
possibly the only honest response in this entire thread. i know this because its extremely lame and kind of sad.

>>733849939
Go lions

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>>733864721

I have no doubt. His entire professional persona is built upon being a low grade badboy scumbag. Perfect for titillating the vapid twats in Hollywood. As with most other famous photographers like Annie Liebovitz, they just happened to be in the right place at the right time because actual creative talent and technical expertise are definitely not extant there.

Put subject against white wall, make them smile or emote, photograph with on-camera flash - genius.

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>>733865488
>Annie Liebovitz
isn't she that old kike cunt who makes CP with naked babies?

>>733865443
The best part of it is she offered the hug when I went to say goodbye to her. And at least I was being paid to be there, so not too "lame."

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>>733865488
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT LORD TERRY

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>>733865488
what are your thoughts on Sally Mann?