I like secret thread.

>>733808182
I fucked the sister of one of my friends... twice

>>733808418
Iv fucked at least 20 of my little sisters friends, took the virginity of a few. One is 5 years younger than me the other is 10 years younger.

I've dropped out of uni and didn't tell anyone. Also have a criminal record for shoplifting, which also no one knows about.

>>733808550
Which one was good?

>>733808703
My favorite was the first. Her mom and older sister are turbo skank whores. She snuck into my room one nigh. She was maybe 13 and I was 17. Took her virginity. She was good for whenever I wanted to get off. A few years later she turned into a junkie and I could fuck or get sucked for like 10 bux. Her older sister wanted to fuck me but she was a disgusting mud shark. I fucked their cousin in 10 min .
after meeting her

I've fucked my older sister and my cousin, deeply regret it now but when I was 8 I thought it was fantastic

b

I love to share my wife with my best friend. Happend a good amount of times we both think about it a lot. Ask me anything.

I get off sharing explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex milf. She's a corporate executive and would be so humiliated if she knew that so many people have seen every inch of her and know what she does behind closed doors. The upscale slut has been turned into nothing more than jerk off material.

My car fingered my mom in the back of my friend

>>733809923
>The upscale slut has been turned into nothing more than jerk off material.
Actually, she hasn't. Her images may have been.

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>733810168
Good point. She would be so embarrassed though that people know what her tits and cunt look like

>>733810329
Prove it

>>733808182
Got molestered when I was like 8.

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Im secretly still inlove with ex cant move on. Im secretly innocent an cant really do anything wrong
I secretly have an addiction.
I secretly find girls a few years younger kinda attractive
Im secretly friendless an distance my self from people because I see too much bad in people
Inb4 u are secretless
I secretly think that /b / is like home its okay to be here

I am actually wealthy but pretend to be poor. Mostly so i can find a girl that loves me for me cos fuck golddiggers
I owe several mates money for the sole purpose of keeping them thinking im broke.

>>733810114
>My car fingered my mom in the back of my friend
I hate when that happens.

????

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I consider myself a feminist ally, but in reality I envy PUA and piece of shit virilist scum that believe in themselves.

Also considering to tattoo the size of my penis somewhere around it because I keep forgetting how small it is. ( somewhere around 10 or 11 cm)

Also I long for my parents to die ( of natural cause) so I can kill myself.

i secretly want to join military because I hate organising myself and someone to do it for me

I snuck into my sisters room and nutted on her baby vag every night for years. Started when she was about 3.

i dont have that much secrets actually

>>733810586
Were you boy or girl

>>733810924
Why wanna do that

>>733808643
Why did you get out of uni?

I jerk off into my girlfriends daughters thongs...lol

>>733812391
tattoo : to never forget how shit I am.

Kill myself : to forget it forever.

>>733808182

I'm married guy have been for years. But I secretly crave cock and getting fucked in the ass.

I was deeply in love with a girl and she broke up with me, fucked my heart, made me deeply paranoid. All the time I hade the pw of her brother's Facebook account, he was my best friend at the time, and I read his messages for about two years, always looking for my name. I read everything he ever wrote with her. I really know to much

I convinced my wife to get eaten out by the dog 2 times, and fucked by it once. She didn't knot with it. She told me she liked it, but felt weird afterwards, and doesn't want to try again. I plan on getting her drunk this weekend and having her get horny and fuck it again.

>>733812914
Just posted this...but

Iv had a girl suck my dick while my dog licked her pussy. She said she use to let her own dog lick her but she never admitted to anything else.

>>733812914
pic of doggo please?

>>733812640
How old is she?

>I've fucked my aunt. She and her kids were staying with my family for a little over a year. she's late thirties I was 20. We texted a lot and I could tell she was feeling it. Made a move when we were watching a movie in bed when everyone else was asleep and we fucked for probably a solid 6 months.

>Fucked my best friends girl at the time, he later found out. We're cool.

>Fucked a 46 year old for about 4 months when I was 21 (two years ago). Best sex of my life.

Met up with a few people from craigslist. One I fucked twice and posted a motherless vid of her sucking me off. She found out and hates me but can't do anything or find me because I always used a fake name with her and met her at hotels.

I'm not down to change my ways
I'm just going to be waste whatever

>>733813248
idk maybe like 18?

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>>733813221

He is a staffordshire terrier and looks exactly like this, except with unclipped ears

>>733813248
One time she was blowing me while her son was arguing with his 14 yearold gf, she was crying and whining...omfg busted so hard.

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Im fapping to pics of my mom right now and she doesnt know it. Pic related

>>733810740
If you actually can pay them back, though, it'd be more honorable to do so (like, payment plan or something) and make a big show of eating ramen as a consequence. Don't owe people money if you don't have to anon, that's not nice.

>>733812165
boy then
still boy now

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i steal money from my friends. none of them have a clue. i love them don't get me wrong, but i love money more and i'm a selfish prick. i've stolen 20 bucks from one of my friends, she needed it for a school project or some shit. complained about it all week too, telling us she didn't know where it was and that she got a 0 on the test.

I got accused of raping a kid as a teen, I didn't.
My sister won arguments by threatening to tell people I raped her. I fear being alone with girls and women. 31 yrs and still afraid a virgin. I hide it well, But now I have depression.
I spiraling towards a drug habit.

No one knows

>>733814478
damn

>>733808182
posted an old fuck buddy from colleges nudes on her many many times and also shared them with all my friends

>>733809738
is that another way of saying ''i am a cuck''

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Facebook = Kelli Murrey
Snapchat = ndkelli

She is a closet whore. Send her dicks she will send back whatever you want.

>>733810415
Let's see them

>>733810740
its kinda smart that you are pretending to be poor so you can avoid gold diggers but..you should probably return the money. like even if you don't give the whole sum at one time. because you don't know if they need the money or not.

Use to work at a phone company. Stole 100s of nudes from hot girls phones.

I broke into my neighbor's apartment, went through her hamper and sniffed and licked all of her underwear. I found her vibrator drawer, but she kept those pretty clean. We shared a wall and I would always hear her fucking whoever she brought home that night.

>>733814478
your sister is a fucking cunt, i feel bad for you man..

I was homeless for awhile, then a friend of mine let me sleep on the floor in his studio apartment. His girlfriend and now wife, Kelly was amazingly attractive.

The first few days she barely spoke a word to me, basically treating me as if I wasn't there. Then one day something happend.

>Friend leaves in the morning for work
>It's just me and Kelly
>Were sitting on the couch, smoking hookah
>I ask her why she won't talk to me
>She says that my friend gets super jealous if other guys talk to her
>Fastforward a few hours

Kelly was about 5'4" has beautiful vibrant green eyes, perky DDs and a tight body with a bubbly ass.

>She asks if I find her attractive, I say yes
>She asks if I was a virgin, which I was
>She says if I can keep my mouth shut, she would fuck me
>Youdonthavetoaskmetwice.jpg
>I was already in basketball shorts, I pull them off, my balls hanging and resting on the couch
>My cock slowly rising
>She starts dancing and stripping of her close, telling me to slowly stroke

Her nipples were increadibly pink and small for her tits being that big.

>Takes off shirt, revealing pale white creamy breasts
>My cock is at full attention now
>As she pulls off her panties, I can already see that she's really wet
>She throws them at me, telling me to smell them
>Musky with a hint of sweetness
>Kelly gets on her knees and starts teasing my head with her lips
>Her small hands wrap around my cock, stroking it softly
>She wraps her lips around my head, swirling her tongue around
>I moan in pleasure
>Staring into my eyes, she takes my entire cock into her throat, I nearly cum right there
>Standing up, she straddles me and positions my cock at her pussy
>She tells me to let her do all the work
>Her pussy is radiating heat, and its swollen as fuck
>As she slides down my dick, she lets out little moans into my ear
>Little by little she picks up the pace and intensity while I'm sucking on her nipples
>I explode without warning, filling her

>>733808182
My girlfriend surprised me with erotic photos for our 3 year anniversary. I asked her who took them and she said a professional male photographer. I'm slightly pissed that she did this behind my back just because of the fact that she had to go nude in some of the photos.

>>733810114
wut¿

>>733812856
Are you gonna fucking tell us what, or keep playing hard to get?

>>733817060
What the fuck!? Why would you be pissed at something like that!?

Got a pic of my best friends cock and been posting it on b ever since. I've fapped to it so many times and don't know what I can do with it. I want to send him the pic anonymously and fuck with him to get more. Any ideas to mess with him?

>>733817672
She was naked in a private room with another male. There's cleary something wrong with this. I know she had good intentions but honestly I rather she have told me first just so that I could come and make sure nothing happened.

>>733808182
I fucked Laura, in her yellow bra, the day after I got together with you. First time in years I didn't try to make her cum first, I was 100% selfish and came on her little cunt. Figured I had to get it out of my system as I really liked you.

>>733818057
Don't you think your over reacting dude? Probably nothing even happened? Also post a pic?

i'm gay

>>733817992
just pretend to be a girl?

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>>733818407
Maybe, but how would you feel if your girlfriend was in a room naked with another male? This also wasn't a one hour photo shoot type deal either. She went back several times to get the photos taken.

>>733808182
I swallow fresh, warm logs of creamy shit from the asshole of Andy Sixx.

>>733818057
I mean,

Photographers like that are used to seeing naked people all the time, including guys. Most of them manage to separate business and pleasure. Chances are, her saw her as a client.

Nevertheless, I can see where being uncomfortable might come from, I would be too.

I purposely gave my friend HepC for 2 bags of dope.

>>733808981
young teen girls are the best

>>733818845
Sounds like a fair trade.

>>733818643
Lol nice flat chested gf. Yeah she probably got dicked alright

My sister gives better blowjobs than most of my ex-girlfriends ever did. Plus you can't really beat having a house to yourself for a weekend and starting the day off with shower sex.

>>733815292
Happy to. Can I email them to you? Goes for anyone seen who wants to see this upscale slut.

>>733818740
I know he's probably a professional but that slight chance something might of happened makes me mad that she didn't tell me.

>>733819050
Was expecting this to be honest.

I know a guy who meets up with pedophiles online so he can kill them. Seems nobody cares when the local creeps just..disappear from neighborhoods. But hey 15 dead pedos so far according to him.

>>733819362
Haha guess he hasn't met me yet :)

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I like lap dances

>>733808182
Some years ago I made a deal with an...entity, of some kind and figured I'd sell a friend's soul instead of mine and the friend has no idea about it. I should feel bad but at the same time at least it's not me.

Im in school to be a pastor and struggle to continue believing in God most days.

>>733819689

What did ya get for it

>>733814478
>not realizing your sister wanted you to fuck her and this was her way of testing the waters without responsibility for the outcome
faggot

I'm a married man and watched a female friend use my bathroom through a crack in my door and enjoyed jacking off to the memory more than sex.

>>733808182
I have odd dreams about killing famous people - most and in particular one recurring person I have dreams of murdering is Guy Fieri. I don't know why I have these dreams but I have them, sometimes it's Elizabeth Olsen and sometimes it's Chris Pine, I keep having dreams of violently murdering famous people.

>>733816862
take your larping back to redit fag

I would whole heartedly rape my sister in law to death (i mean that literaly) and never regret it.

>>733819187
Orrrr
You can just post them here

Got a friend who really likes cofee, I offer to make her cofee all the time so I can cum in the cofee and feed it to her.

>>733819689
Nice psychosis bro

>>733820143
>I would whole heartedly rape my sister in law to death (i mean that literaly) and never regret it.

why dpe?

I legitimately believe black people are geneticly inferior to pure european whites.

>>733820217
I don't have them on my phone. It's on my computer. My email is barrydawson363 at gmail for anyone who wants them.

>>733818643
Ok, so her being naked with a man without you know it is over limit, but you sharing pictures of her in lingeries is just fine.

I hope you die drowning on your blood before she's hurt too much.

>>733820332
IDK honestly, something about her existene infuriates me. Maybe is she is more sexualy atractive to me than my wife and I cant have her.
Maybe cause she acts like a little prude around her family but sends nudes and mastubates on cam for her boy friends.
Maybe its because she acts like an uppity cunt who thinks she is better than anyone.
IDK i just know i want her to suffer and be humiliated and used by me. But in reality im just gonna keep living my marriage normaly because I dont have the ability to snap the bonds of sanity and cut loose to fantasy's like that. So I gues I'm still sane in that way at least.

I wana kill myself but for some reason care about others. Why.

I steal the dope from my dad

I genuinely want to experience killing someone.

I want to know what it feels like to be a serial killer, a hitman, or something of that sort. Something I've always wanted to do but I'm not gonna act on it.

I have an embarrassingly small penis.

I'm slipping off the edge and I can't tell my boyfriend. He's really insensitive to anything he doesn't understand. I should go back on my meds before I do something stupid. We're fighting more and it's because of me, my mind is getting the best of me and im getting snappy and picking fights, I'm insecure and protecting onto him. It's not fair and I guess it's kind of abusive towards him.

>>733808182
My neighbor is hot I know she knows I wanna fuck her and I hate that she's such a cocktease, at this point I'm willing to just break into her apartment and fuck her while she sleeps.

>>733821617
Do you think you could get away with it?

None of my friends sisters have not had my cock in them at some point.

If we're friends and your sister's hot then chances are I'm getting in those pants, unless she's underage.

I jerk off to shemale porn and have been since freshman year. I'm graduating. No one knows and I'd kill me if it got out

>>733821576
Laura?

>>733821778
>unless she's underage
pussy

>>733821778
You're going to get cut like a bitch at some point too, I can tell.

>>733810329
We need proof!

>>733813851
Post pics of her feet. Pls

>>733808182
I've seen Bigfoot at least 13 different times.

I constantly blame myself for everyone else's problems like my mom's health problems and my dad's alcoholism, why? I dunno but I can't help but always blame myself for everything that goes wrong even if it might not be, I feel it'd be better if I take the blame.

my boss uses lotion all the time at work, I hate that bitch so I pissed in it.

>>733822962
Kek

>>733808182
my friend's gf flirts with me all the time and I know i could fuck her if i wanted to. the shitty part is, she's fucking hot and we click very well together. i have to avoid being alone with her to keep the dick-temptations away. i've tried red-pilling him but he is just too far gone with beta fantasies...please Jesus give me the strength to endure.

Im gonna kill myself
Trips get

I act like I dislike my boss and I think I genuinely do but I really want him to pound me into another dimension. Think about his dick in my mouth all the time. I once masturbated on my knees in the employee restroom to the thought of him. I'm scared that I'll end up actually liking him though so I don't act on it and avoid him constantly. He makes my pussy diamonds though and I don't know why.

It takes a lot of self control to not put the closed sign on the restrooms and drag him in there to be throatfucked though. I'm really conflicted.

>>733809515

dont regret it, not all of us get the priveledge of incest.

Last summer I went on vacation with my two step-sisters and we ended up having a threesome in a hotel room in New Orleans, was an amazing night.

Fast forward a year later and I live with my eldest step-sis and we still fuck on the regular and her younger sister apparently wants to move in since she's leaving her boyfriend and the thought of that just makes my dick into diamond.

Fifteen years ago I was contracted as a researcher for a secret project that I will call "the Blacklist" it had a different name, but for the means of this post that name will suffice. The purpose of the project was to kill targeted black people whom emitted a bizarre frequency that could be detected through satelite technology. The project has been terminated for the time being ever since the killing of Trevon Martin (an unrelated incident) the unbrlievable part of what we have uncovered is that certain black people emit signals to each other similar to that of a hive mind like one would find in insects. Our research has also concluded that blacks are a separate species of humans unrelated to any others on the planet. The best explanation for their existence on earth is that we believe thousands of years ago a parallel universe phased into ours and brought blacks with them, along with several other species on our planet. Anyway. Most black people are unaware of their hive mind, and as of right now it mostly gets used to spread small ideas and for entertainment. This can be seen by how quickly blacks can adapt to their latest fads and musical tastes. Blacks who are aware of their abilitys are considered by the government to be extremely dangerous. The program got shut down because blacks are now using their hive minds to organize and gain power. I have witnessed the killing of over 2000 blacks and have watched test videos where a black person was able to influence the mind of another black person in a separate room when they were not aware of each other.

The only person I have ever a deep connection with is a drug addict and criminal with cluster b personality disorder. Maybe I am just as shitty person then but I was better off lonely

I watch a lot of tranny / pegging / ebony / small cock humiliation porn, sometimes I get turned on by girls that look like boys and guys who look like girls. I secretly wish I was a girl, but I'd still look like a guy. I love watching black girls ride small white cocks. But I'm racist and can't stand black girls when they speak. My fiancé is ok looking, but sometimes I wish she looked more like a boy.

>>733809738
Honestly, what turns you on watching the person that vowed to be with you fuck other guys? Give us an inside view on the mind of a cuck.

>>733824139
Not true

>>733824303
top fecalpost

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>>733808182
I sucked my friend's dick and his girlfriend's pussy.
And now she's my girlfriend too.
She's also 16. Her parents don't know

>>733824303
This reads like white supremacist fan fiction, and bad fanfic at that.

My twin sister and I practice sex with each other and our parents don't have a clue. Honestly we know our body's so well it is pretty much masturbation. I think a lot more twins experiment with each other than non-twins know.

>>733824867
What kinda twins are we talking about?

>>733824867
picture of said bodies? ( without face if necessary) please ?

>>733824990
Fraternal, I'm a guy and she's a girl. Honestly I'm not sure if I ever want a relationship with anyone else because I love her so much. She dates guys here and there and If bothers me.

test

I've grown to love shemales. It started with that shemale stripper on GTA V and it's grown into a full on fetish. I love porn where the shemale is the bottom to a more alpha male and would love to have a tranny of my own to humiliate, degrade, and fuck the shit out of.

>>733808182
Sorry, I'm a horse fucker...

>>733825170
Don't do pics, I've gotten in trouble before, on a family plan, my dad can somehow see what we send

>>733810647
>This
Want to lick all pussys in my semester but got girlfriend. I'm The biggest slut I know. Would kiss nearly every good looking girls feet if they would force me to.
Also jerk to trap porn from time to time (not more then 5 times a year I guess)

i enjoy watching my ex get exposed on 4chan .. i cant help myself anymore ... ive tried everything im really feeling like i should give into the demon

>>733825406
I was about to say how's Mexico but then I realized you said you're a horse fucker, not an ass fucker.

My daddy touched my pp and now I can't have friends.

i did the Manchester bombing

I check the news every hour to see if WW3 has started. I know it technically has, but I mean to see if any nukes have been launched.

>>733824867
i would estimate that MOST opposite sexed twins fuck each other...its like you said, all the physical feeling of raw sex with all of the mental stimulation of masturbation. just keep it on the dl and carry on imo

Fucked my best friend and his girlfriend.

>>733825520
Brilliant mate!

>>733810114
I fongered the car in the back of my mom

I had sex with my mother in law while wife was away. She's widow so we moved in to keep her company. She's 66 and a little saggy but I love older women. Wife is away and MIL was drinking red wine so I joined her. Started taking about her dead husband and how it's been 3 years since she's had sex.me being tipsy said jokingly I'd could help her with that. She just kinda stopped and starred at me for a good min and put her hand on my leg and said if I was serious she would never tell her daughter, my wife. About it. I froze up for a lil but not sure what to do. She was drunk so not sure how to proceed, so she grabs my cock through my pants and says she needs it now. So I say fuck it and take out my cock and she swallowed it in one go to the base. Way better then wife. After a bit tell her I'm gonna cum she stops and says she needs it in her. Take off her gown and we go to town in the living room. Fucked her grey haired pussy raw, was so tight I told I was gonna cum and she said she want to tell it inside her so I cum buckets in her old puss and I'm seeing stars after, best sex ever had. Two years have passed since and we still do it when ever wife is out.

>>733808182
I stalked my now wife before we were together.

Found out the hard way that I'm not bi sexual. Fucked like 3 traps and a dude. Not for me.

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>>733808182
I fucked an eleven year old girl for a few months, the first time we did it she wasn't even in middle school yet. I only got through it because I posted about this girl that was really into me on 4chan and you sick fucks talked me into doing it.
No ragrets though, it was super cash while it lasted.
Pic related.

not sure if this is common, sometimes when the bathroom is full, i piss in the sink. And if I need to shit i shit in my cats litter box, I pucker my butthole so the poop comes out as pellets.

fucked my own daughter several times without her even knowing i am her real father

>>733826004
Too long

>>733826268
greentext that shit

>>733826268
Greentext?

I voted for Trump for the lulz

>>733826230
Nice b8 m8

I am 14

>>733809515
What's to regret, that sounds awesome.

You were. 8 at the time, how old were they? How is your relationship with them now?

>>733826451
MODS

When I was a kid I fantasizes about taking my dog into the woods and fucking her. The one day I tried this old man started yelling at me and we booked home as fast as we could. I'm glad he was there though, I was headed down a dark path.

I speak Hinjaja (an indigenous language) in which "I am 14" means "I just trolled you"

Sometimes I think I'm the second coming of Christ, but I'm afraid to say it to anyone in case they think I'm crazy.

>>733814233
hahahaha you sound like my kinda guy

>>733826520
^^

>>733826616
If I was the old guy I'd wait till you started then rape you midway through.

>>733826211
>Fucked like 3 traps and a dude
>not bisexual
so you're full on gay then, correct?

>>733826400
so did this whole website faggot

>>733826722
That's a noted mental illness. There's a story about three guys who all thought they were Besus and they each thought the other was just crazy lmao

I used to shove m&ms up my butthole, as many as I could until it hurt. Eventually my Anya would break them down, and I would push them out, felt like those hard crunchy loads you get sometimes. I really enjoy shitting a lot.

>>733826800
kek my sides are in orbit

>>733826230
>>733826426
not even kidding m8

>>733819362 he's lying, idiot. Just an angry man-tard making up dumb shit to sound tough

>me 18
>knocked up a girl 16
>fucked it up, got to marry her, cuz parents and shit
>never loved her
>after got child
>one year marriage past
>left her and baby girl
>moved to other city
>started new life there
>started small, selling life insurance
>after 6 years of insurance scams got enough exp and money to begin my own company
>3 years of work and some tricks....now shitting money
>started living fast life
>good cars, young whores, drugs, booze
>made a name of myself
>shit started moving from local
>spread my business to other towns all around the state
>build a home
>expanded work
>now even more money
>living good for 7 more years
>job takes me to my home town
>i got to the neighborhood to see how my ex was doing
>still in her parents home
>parked the car and waited curiously
>saw her once with some nice hot looking girl
>guess thats my grown up daughter
>started seeing and noticing her around town more and more often in night clubs
>the word in town spread about me so gold diggers started hitting on me
>among them my own daughter started giving me the looks one night, not knowing shit
>she did a good job getting more and more closer to me, and make sure i notice her as well
>even tho i knew somehow it made the whole thing exciting for me
>i rolled with the whole game
>started taking her to clubs myself
>business dinners too, like an escort girl i usually always have on me
>she got to the point of almost dating with me after some time
>things got hotter and hotter between us fast
>i didn't stop for any fucking reason at all, i did not know what i was thinking else
>only think about most cruel and evil thing that can ruin her life, and i liked it
>i ended up fucking her several times before i left the town
>didn't tell her anything when i left
>she also didn't mention me to her mother, obviously fucking for money and nice clothes
>moved on after that knowing the most satisfying thing ever
>i was her sugar daddy.....literally

>>733825218
how does she feel when you date other people?

In high school I was on a school trip to DC and ended and I ended up being raped by a chaperone in the hallway of the hotel we were staying at.

I killed my neighbors cat to see if they had nine lives when I was in middle school. They don't

>>733825423
uploading to 4chan is totally different than sending pictures in a text message, you'd be fine posting here

>>733826861
Maybe to internet rules but after those experiences I just went back to women. Shitty thing is I forever know the taste of dick and that Wont go away. But I had to know if I'd enjoy it. Been jackin it to gay shit since I was 11 but it took 12 years to act on it. Turns out men are not my thing. Neither is feminine Benis.

>>733827204
I don't date other people, I feel like I'm betraying her even when I think about it.

>>733825423

>>733823710
tits now

I'm desperately trying to bang 5 of my school's student's mums.
My wife also knows the mums because my son goes to the school I work at too.
>Yesterday go on school excursion
>hot mum says "anon, my son calls you Papa at home" (his dad lives in another city.)
>I say "I wish" she giggles a little
>she accidentally says "see you tomorrow" (it's Friday so we won't meet til monday) I say "oh wow! Are we going to meet up over the weekend?" She giggles again
>not sure whether to push forward with this

I have an above average dick size in terms of both length and girth but I've never gotten far enough with a girl for her to see it.
> I'm 20

>>733820143

I'm the same, although my SIL is a useless jobless junkie. She's in her early 20s but could pass for a 15 year old. Super tiny and up until very recently, had one of the most fuckable bodies I've seen in real life. I daydream about kidnapping her, chaining her up in the basement of some abandoned house, and raping her for days on end.

>>733827324
have you ever told her about your feelings? Even just how much she actually means to you?

>>733827212
Green text? I need some JO to power my crystals.

jamie ?

I honestly think those with iqs under 90, and hard drug addicts should all be rounded up and killed. They use too many resources.

>>733827212
Greentext

>>733818643
That's so fucking gross. I don't understand people with yellow fever. Asians all look alike and have the worst smelling twats. Brown nipples and lips is a terrible look.

>>733827761
Why not slave labor instead. And brothel houses?

I pushed a homeless man onto train tracks and I'm kinda disappointed he managed to narrowly avoid death.

>>733827173
I read this shit here b5

>>733821371
Me too. Feel for you.

>>733827927
There's a story in flagstaff about a guy who got away with that 6 times! I wonder if he kept any body parts as trinkets.

>>733819926
I did this when I was a teenager. Still have fond memories.

>>733826722
So do I bro....except I actually am. Get off my turf lil nigga

I broke the dam.

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>>733828307
-no I'm trying to confess I really did break the damn

>>733827594
Only pursue it if you don't care for the consequences. Mom's talk, a lot! And there is no doubt it will get back to your wife

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

I'm a Russian hacker and Trump is our puppet, enjoy America while it's still it's own nation for he will sell your country to us soon

>Had feminazi gf in college
>I'm up for experimenting
>She wants to peg me
>Hell no
>Get v. drunk and think why not
>No lube
>Was not fun
>Hurt like hell
>She got the whole thing on her phone
>I broke up with her the next day
>Had 3 of being her bitch due to vidz
>Graduated them migrated
>Don't know were vidz are

>I have a fetish with pregnant woman.
>I have "used" like 10 pregnant prostitutes.
>My wife doesnt know anything
>Spend like 2000€ in a year with pregnant prostitutes.

>>733827594
nah clearly you're too beta to handle it if you're already married and still need advice from 20 somethings on how to bang

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A while back I had a thing set up with my wife's best friend. We were sending nudes and talking about sex and fantasies and planning to have sex together when we got back to the same country. My now wife ended up getting cold feet and said she wasn't happy about I think anymore and that she was just trying to be a cool gf. So I called it all off. I had said so much cringey shit too her friend, and she said weird stuff too and we've seen every part of each other. They're still friends and it's super awkward for us to be near each other now. She tried to convince my wife that she did it only because she was 'evil' and unhappy. That she wasn't attracted to me. That very may well be true, but I wish it wasn't. I wish her friend felt the same way I still do about her. She's not very pretty, some might think she's prettier than my wife. But either way, I really love her body and I guess I've always been a major flirt with women. She got a bf now and I often wonder how big his cock is. I had a fantasy about him taking my wife. But then I overheard that he's really struggling in the bedroom. I just want to do a swap for one night with them.

I almost blew my self up with 2 ounces of flash powder in attempt to blow up a frozen water fall. I was saved by the hot glue. The fuse lit to the end almost instantly

>>733827980
same guy here

Nearly fucked my wife's sister (or a least nearly abused her)
>be varnishing garden tables and chairs. Me, my wife, her sister and husband.
>my wife leaves to go to work
>sisters husband leaves for work
>she has this squat whilst she's painting and I keep getting glimpses of knickers
>I position myself that I can have a good stare without her seeing me looking (my eyes are below her eye level, hidden by the chair arm etc)
>after a while I brace it and stop hiding the fact that I'm looking (she doesn't notice)
>after maybe an hour we have a break, she gets me a beer
> "my back hurts" she says
>I go over and start rubbing her back
>my dick becomes the hardest it's ever been and I don't hide it
>she looks at my pulsating bulge and she nervously smiles
>she bends over in front of me and I try to poke her with my boner and I miss
>I lose my nerve
I've been waiting for a moment to bone her ever since

>>733829104
How do you blow yourself up with flash powder?
I'm assuming it was packed in something?

>>733825854
green text story, how and where did everyone cum?

>>733829125
You had photos last time right? But you didn't post

>>733829255
We built a pipe bomb and my friends wanted me to light it.

I banged 4 different porn actresses.

I smell today. Just fucked a guy and a girl in the same night. Didn't feel like cleaning up when I got home now I smell. 18 year olds are fun thank god for high school graduation parties.

>>733828497
I think you're right bro....unless I film her to stop her talking

>>733829362
Derp

>>733829362
lol my buddy was an IED expert in the army rangers and we used to do dumb shit like that all the time. never almost died but had to lie to cops quite often.

>>733811830
This is fucking amazing even if it's not true

I let a friend of mine joyride in my car while I fucked his girl in his bed.

>>733826230

Tell us moar! Was it tight?

One of my brothers came home from the marines with a military issue smoke grenade. We set it off in a very rural area. But the red smoke filled about a half square mile. Police came round looking for the fire and wondering about the color.

>>733829604
Gotta be said it it was probably one of the most fun memories I've had to date

>>733829593
I know haha I have a video of it somewhere

>>733829692
This is why I don't want friends. At least if a girls cheating it will be with someone I don't know.

I'm an actor from a very well known TV show that lasted 9 seasons, I go on /b/ every day

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>>733829355
her

>>733830023
The X-Files?
How I Met Your Mother?

>>733830132
Nope. Nope.

>>733830023

>my secret is that I visit /b/
>posted to /b/

zzzzz

>>733830023
JD your show went to shit before it got cancelled hope your careers doing ok

So ever since I was younger, I would sit on my dad's lap at night and he would always massage my legs. He would start at my feet and slowly work up my legs. Once he gets to my inside thighs, he'll slowly massage them for a while, and then slowly move over until he is rubbing my pussy. Sometimes it's over my underwear, sometimes he rubs my bare pussy. I'm 20 now and we still do this. He's never done anything else or made any moves outside of this little ritual we have.

>>733829238
Wow you bitched out.

>>733830219
Not scrubs either. Though I considered a role for that show.

>>733830321
William Shatner?

>>733830249
You should just fuck him

>>733830249
spread your buttcheeks for him you selfish whore

>>733829510
Greentext?
How old are you?

>>733814478
just use your wizard powers

>>733830249
Glorious. Loli is best.

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>>733814233

>>733830249
Can he make you orgasm now?
That'd be really neat, seeing how you e grown up.

I had sex first time at 8 years old (girl same age)
I have a collection of stolen underwear from girls I know. Over 12 pieces in 15 years. mostly panties and thongs
I am sexually attracted to kids and teens
I make creepshots of female friends and coworkers to fap to
I have 1,3 GB hidden folder with those pics + any pic from facebook that is worth fapping to. Very well organized in 15 maps (one per girl + big misc dump of girls that don't deserve a map)

I'm a firefighter, I steal as much as I can when I go in on calls.

>>733811830
How old is she now? Do you still do it?

>>733808182
Young White people are scared of being racist. They will say things like "he's it black, he is African American "

>>733826230
Fuck yes, that's amazing. How long did it last? How did you even know her? Greentext one of your encounters with her.

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>>733830705
>doubt

How do you get away with that

>>733830286
I know she likes me and she flirts when she's drunk but I need to get her drunk and alone. This difficult coz the whole family lives together.
If anyone has an idea I can use I'd appreciate it

>>733811525
Retwitt

I fucked a an aspie guy cause he wouldn't stop annoying me about fucking him, so if I ever want some buttsecks all I have to do is HIU on facebook and he'll suck my dick. Essentially, he'll do anything I say. He's 22 and I'm 25. SO IT'S LEGAL even if it's fucked up

I fucked a married woman, she came to me. I was initially joking, she came over here, and we fucked, her husband found out and got mad and said I can't talk to her any more and they "fixed" it. AFAIK, he has a small dick. A lot of people say I have a big dick but I think I'm average.

I fingered my friends dog, I blew him for it. I was originally going to fuck her but I couldn't go through with it.

>>733830023
Seinfeld
Entourage
Hustle
Monk

>>733830249
Do you ever get off? Do you ever reciprocate?

Got drunk one night with my ex's sister and fucked her. She felt guilty and told my ex and i got dumped. I know I'm a lamefag

>>733831295
Nope

>>733830696
>1,3 GB hidden folder

Get Truecrypt 7.1, you fucking autist. No version after that, later versions were compromised.

Fucked a nigger once

>>733828063
is 5.5 inch small :(

>>733830994
Just tell her you need to get out of the house for a while, and suggest you meet for a drink

>>733831655
I thought you said it was well known

I have a fisting fetish i want my pùssy to be destroyed

>>733831932
come over here, I'll let you sit on my hand. pic of pussy related?

I used to have an ex I could get four fingers in, but never passed the knuckle on my hand

Took 2 years to convince my girlfriend to get into feet stuff. Everyone was telling me to break up with her because she wouldn't get into it, but I couldn't because we just have so much else in common.

>>733817060
Photographer was probably gay. Be less insecure.

I like to spank little piggies.

>>733810329
Post proof and I will forgive.

>>733812655
>implying that dick size means anything

stop listening to the feminist propaganda thats making us all believe that its something important

>>733831835
Another thing is we don't speak the same language and my wife pretty much knows my whereabouts and her sisters at all times.
My son is 2 so I'd have to leave him with her parents if I wanted to do anything by myself.

>>733831655
Just tell the name of the show so I can pick an actor and pretend he's you. Also I hope it's something meme tacular like always sunny so I can pretend Danny Devito goes on /b/,

>>733821576
sooooo. yer a female. all females are crazy, you are hardly unique.

>>733810329
>Whitechapel
That was 1888 lmao.

I don't care if he's my half-brother, I've never met a man who could ever please me or fuck me the way he does.

>>733808182
I shoved an axe handle up my butt and jacked off.

>>733826353
>>733826384
>>733827173

>>733832610
You don't speak the secrets language? Time to start learning Spanish and fuck in the bathroom at family dinner

>>733830444
25. The average age of degenerate scum who fuck high schoolers

When I was 12 I stayed at a friend Trents house for a weekend while parents went on vacation. My friends family was so fucked up. The first night we rented movies we watched Dukes Of Hazard. When Daisy Duke like frees her brothers in a bikini or something we both flipped out. We rewatched the scene a couple of times and talked about how diamonds we were. So dude is like, fuck this he calls his step sister into the room. His stepsister Andrea was a couple years younger. She comes in the room and he tells me to lock the door and pulls his dick out and tells his Andrea to suck it. She kinda laughs and says "in front of him" and looks at me. Trent is like just suck it. She asks him if she is gonna blow just him or both of us. He asks if I want a blowjob too. I freaked the fuck out and said I was going piss. On the way to bathroom im trying to figure out whats going on. I pass the living room and see his stepdad and sister watching Sin City so I go to watch it. I am pretty sure I interrupted the stepdad molesting the girl and he says the movie is rated r to go back to Trents room. I freaked out went outside and called my uncle and told him what was going on. My uncle lived with us because he was in and out of jail for fighting and partying to hard. Well he kicks the door in and is yelling "Where is this short eyed mother fucker". I thought he was talking about Trent and I thought my uncle was going to kick Trents ass. So i dash past my uncle run to Trents room and tell him my Uncle is comming to kick his ass. Trent and I jump out his window and hide in his backyard. Trents mom is screaming trying to pull my uncle off Trents step dad his sisters are screaming, neighbors running over.Trent lets out a deep sigh and says "I thought you were cool dude..."
My secret is im gay and I wanted to be the one giving Trent a blowjob.

>>733831655
Anything from here
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls002954485/

>>733832908
You can't trust faggots with secrets this is nothing new

I'm Kira

>>733832908
What a truly awful story. You are an awful cunt. If I'd have been Trent I would've killed you for telling such a shit story.
I bet Trent thinks you're a cunt
You didn't even fucking greentext

>>733831655
Frankie Muniz detected. post dick pics plox

>>733832839
How was pussy? Did you use a condom? What was going through your head whole you were balls-deep in your own daughter?

>>733832880
>spanish
he sounds like a bong, so shes more likely a paki

>>733833336
>>733833397
Trent ended up moving. His step-dad went to jail. My uncle went back to jail. Years later my drunk uncle tells the story and says "I went to jail cause this faggot wouldnt get a blowjob from a bitch" and pointed at me and pretty much outted me.

i'm afraid of myself.

>>733833635
Japanese

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I'm a fucking sissy fag who wants to be fucked by multiple men.

>>733833910
fake story but the uncle is right. you are a little fucking faggot. if i was the uncle i would have helped the step-dad with that girl and then got the blowdj for the sister too. you are a little bitch faggot nigger larping romance novelist wannabe