Post your problems /b/ and let big bro give you advice

Big bro is a faggot...how do i get him to kill himself?

It's pronounced /b/ro.

my dick hurts

>>733796728
In time anon, in time

>>733797084
Stop masturbating

>>733797175
No

>>733797199
atleast stop for a week or 2
Or it will get worse

I'm 22 and still in college, my course is IT and it is supposed to be a 3 year degree but I'm already on my 5th year and have yet to graduate next year. Would this affect me when I apply for my first job? I'll be 23 by the time I go job hunting, is that still young big bro?

>>733797290
A little yes anon, you need to graduate quikly so you can go out and gather experiance to get a job. IT companies seek experiance more than anything

>>733797290
Nah, just tell them you had to work a lot to make it. I hope that's true, as you'll need references and they'll probably be called to show that you did work often. If it was all payed for and you're just dicking around, then they'll probably pick up on that.

>>733796650
Who is that girl in op post? You have more?

>>733797571
I also would like to know this

>>733797571
Some paki

>>733796650
I'm a faggot who keeps sending /soc/ girls (or at least anons pretending to be /soc/ girls) money because I'm so terribly alone and nobody would give me the time of day if I didn't spot them a $5 for having to talk to me.

>>733797685
I'm pack deez nuts in her mouth

>>733797649
>>733797685
More pics tho?

>>733797881
For the love of god post em if ya got em

18, in highschool and still will be at about 20 because I failed classes. No hope or plan for the future, so gonna go to the army. Family is disappointed in my failure, while my siblings are living gr8 lives. And I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself. Feels bad, man.

>>733797832
Normally I'd say leave 4chan and go get a hobby or maybe a job where you get to interact with people(I expect you are a neet) but in your case go spend time wity your family

>>733797881
No, its for the sake of her dignity

>>733797981
Im asking op you dummy, who has more of her pics?!?
>>733798071
She is a women she has none to begin pls post more of her!

>>733798000
You need to focus on your studies anon but remember you can judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. You may not be cut out for school so in that case join the airforce

>>733798116
Lick my ass homo

>>733798033
My biggest hobby is out of season. I have others that keep me occupied sometimes, but most aren't socially relevant.

I'm a delivery driver, I interact with people on the daily. Just always in a passing, fleeting sense; nothing personal.

>>733798218
Simple enough I guess... Already signed up for summer school. I just hope I don't tard out as usual... Best of luck to everyone.

>>733798116
She's my sister

>>733798239
No u
>>733798466
I can provide her a good life, how much?

>>733798389
Get married

>>733796650
Ok. I have a few problems. Would love some input. Calling me a fag is ok too.

I just finished my first year of college. My parents have run out of funds to pay, and to qualify for a student loan from a bank I need a cosigner. No one in my family is willing to cosign for me, and those who are have awful credit and did not qualify to be a cosigner. Federal student aid is not giving me enough to pay for college with no outside help.

While I am at home for the summer, I realized how separated I am/have always been from my family. I have no room here, and no one is willing to make space for me to have a bed or anything. I'm sleeping on the floor with all of my belongings for a few months. My dad got married to his 5th wife, and "joined" their family I guess, leaving my brother and I behind.

My grandma is dying, and has extreme dementia. My mom (who has been completely out of my life since I was a kid) contacted me and said I should see her. She didn't know who I was at all, and it was extremely weird for me since I've known her for awhile.

I'm studying Cyber Security Engineering if anyone cares. It's really my goal/passion and what I look forward to seeing myself doing. Right now I've been working a shit minimum wage job and taking those funds and investing them, hopefully to make ends meet for myself in the future if I can't go back to college.

>>733798504
Convert and then we'll talk

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>>733798504
FUCK YOU!!!!

>>733798596
Ok im hindu now, what now?
>>733798650
K

>>733798532
Yeah OK, except that I can't even pay someone enough to pretend to be interested in me.

>>733798728
Pakistan is muslim not hindu

>>733796650
Indian ?

>>733798896
>indian
she doesn't look anything like a pajeet

I'm engaged and I wanna fuck another lass but know full well I'm gonna feel fucking horrendous if I do it.

The lass I wanna fuck I have done b4 n she's fucking amazing in bed, unlike my fiancée who's mediocre at best.

>>733798860
What about if im buddhist, would it still count?

>>733798563
Get a religion and start praying dude

>>733796650
I want to have sex with everyone in my family. How do I break this to them?

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>>733798728

>>733799041
Just because I have problems doesn't mean I'm going to become mentally retarded that fast

>>733798961
don't do it bro. that short amount of time of sex isn't worth the crippling guilt you will feel every time you see her. And you will doubt if you really love them all the time, and you will literally feel a fucking massive brick on your chest 24/7.

>>733799469
Is it bad if don't feel bad after cheating on my gf? I did on several occasions in college and I sleep like a baby.

>>733799958
It really depends on how you see the world. On one hand, life is short. When you die, who cares that they were pissed? Is it even worth it to give a fuck in the first place considering you should make the most of all the time you have left on this earth before you die? Why should some random chick you're dating at the time strip you away from experiences you'll remember for a lifetime? It's something you want to do, so do it.

And on the other hand, normally people feel it's wrong for a reason. It's a breaking of a mutual trust, it's something that can't be taken back, and it's something that sits on your mind like a brick forever. If you really, REALLY care about a person, and you love them, you WILL feel shitty for cheating on them and hurting them extremely deeply like that. Some could argue finding love is one of the reasons we're put on this earth, or it's something everyone should find. By cheating on someone you really love, you're ruining your opportunity for (what some would call) the best feeling in your entire lifetime. It's something that keeps people from killing themselves, it's something that starts wars, it's something that influences a ton of stuff humans do as a whole. And by cheating on someone you love, if it's a mutual trust that neither of you would cheat on each other, then you break that, and you risk losing something extremely valuable, more valuable than that sex could ever be.

So really, pick what you think man. Maybe you just didn't really love her at the time, nothing wrong with that bro. Eventually you and me, we're gonna die anyways.

>>733799036
Should not have keked that hard.

>>733796650
Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl...who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar...she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it...alone...in my room...with great ceremony. Feeling like abnormal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life.

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>My ex broke up with me 2 years ago
>i never knew why
>I was suicidal
>I had to see a psychological doctor
>The question has been haunting me
>WHY
>still remember her number
>decide to text her last night
>she says she's sorry for what she did
>wants to be friends again
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Pls help

>>733801896

People always know the answer.

You heard what you needed. Now leave.

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I can forget a bitch, I use to date with girls but they use to bore me, I tried to talk with that girl again but she just said fuck u, now all my days are like shit, everything that I do and all the people that I use to see all day seems to me really shitty people, also I got an accident and I need a surgery and that's so fucked up because I need to work and the recovery is for like 3 or 4 months, really thinking about suicide or some shit like that

>>733801896
Dont, she obviously wants to keep you on the hook.

Where's the original alice thread?

>>733803384
I'm deeply confused anon

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I've been encouraging my girl to explore her naughty side. shes exploring her naughty side after years of innocence, loves getting drunk and gets really fun when she is. I was surprised by it a lot especially when she went to go make out with some dude at the bar bathroom we were in...
I dont know if i'm turned on by this or want this to stop.

I dont cant flert with girls

>>733805310
Girls(western sluts) like to keep a lot of potential mates so if she breaks up with one than she can choose next. Basically she's deciding which one of you to choose from, its like her harem where she chooses the best mate from a lot of potential partners

It basically sounds like
>I dont see you that way but you're more than a friend to me anon